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^*singing*

I can bla bla bla more than your baby
I can bla bla bla more than your baby
I can bla bla bla more than your baby

I can,,,,,

Migines:
@ituen
now i'm wit u. Even if its just to shut this guy up.

"They shall gather in several ways, ,

aha! so u have designs for that young woman. but lemme bring it to ur notice that twas clemcy that offered to show up for bla bla bla. if she wants it, who am i to say no?

All hail the baddest mouse in town! Bleep the cat, ! imagine that! he really must have a big d**k!

mimiko, i think some of the posts on this blog are a bit too strong for u. word of advice; take care in opening posts from the following pips

1. ituen (stay off this fella's posts completely)
2. clemcykul
3. migines (make sure u double check title before opening)
4. olunifemi
5. freezy

yah man! keep on tryin. never, ever give up! thats the spirit. mimiko, wasup? how now? u harsh o.

Christ! Clemcy, slow down will ya? Christiana, see what u brought outta clemcy? Jeez!

ioday:
Jeez Ituen

This one Rocks

What is the name of that guy that wants to bla bla bla clems? I think he needs to emulate the man, abi what is his problem

ioday, i think u r getting it wrong. the problem is getting clemcy to come around for the rounds of bla bla bla and not me trying to raise a dead soldier. my soldier reports (at attention) for duty whenever it is required to. So, unless u want to kill somebody, i dont think we should involve pastor Chris yet

clemcykul:
and when the nurse touched iteun's gazula he screamed and moaned and squeezed the nurse's butt and whimpered in pure estacy because he has never been given a Mouth Action all his life

of course you can only expect such a response from clemcy because she's the nurse!

ituen, from the bottom of my heart, this is the best post i have read from u. u r very right. This is truth in its purest form. any one that has a negative opinion bout your post is a racist. Dont min' them jare. Keep them coming joo. ^{*Stands up & doffs hat for ituen. discovers there's no hat, doffs head instead.*}

@migines
Technically, i wont just lie there. haba, u know now, ? i'll just lay back n enjoy the ride.

Clemcy, who says its not good for the unmarried? what is good for the goose is also good for the gander! Research says u live longer if u bla bla bla regularly.

Clemcy babi, jus gimme a time n place n i'll bla bla bla u speechless. wassup gurl how u dey? What on earth did u & miggy do to deserve such? damn! Ituen, u harsh o.

Guy, truth is, she's the one who's gonna be doin the b*n*. mark my words.

mimiko:
@ clem
i thot u were scared of bla bla bla bla now u re back so, so re u consenting to freezy'''s invite ?

From the look of things and from what i'd observed, i think it will be in my best interest to stay away from clemcy. If however she agrees so i can clear my name, then ,

Clemcy, y go for a short gun from him when i can give you a long one? when i fire, i'll blow the breath out of u, trust me

Thats the kina stuff she wanna talk about bla bla bla

See her mouth bla bla bla

Onisokuso chic bla bla bla

Nothing for u bla bla bla

Not even lancaster bla bla bla  

Thats the kina stuff she wanna talk about bla bla bla

See her mouth bla bla bla

Onisokuso chic bla bla bla

Nothing for u bla bla bla

Not even lancaster bla bla bla

lol!!
LMAO!!!!

what will i not read on Nairaland?

well, i shant be caught with ma face btw a woman's legs

Aha! got the mighty migines ruffled!! hey y u freakin out, ? jus' pullin ur legs

Ooops! Sorry. but i tot i saw a thread a lil while ago (cant rembr which) about u being bi,

@ lancaster

Try migines, he'll gladly bla bla bla you.

Guys in fact i suggest we do that this weekend. I need to clear my name as fast as possible. I need to prove to nairalanders that i am a complete gentleman.

Lai lai. that will never happen. If u dont believe that, we can try it out. I'll ensure that there are mini cameras in the room to prevent cheating. ok? clemcy, what sayest thou?

Well, if migines says clemmy is a chic, then i believe she is. he also sed she's a fun loving, but that does not mean i agree to anything she sed earlier nor does it mean i have any plans for her. If u lock up the two of us in my room from friday till sunday ^{*advice: dont try that*,} y'all will find her intact. I am a saint and wont do anyting unexpected. even if she says blah blah blah till God knows when, i'd still remain unpertubed.

Don't mind clemcykul o!

I (i dont even know if its she or he; God forbid its he) dont any plans for anything o! I dont have any idea what clemcy's talking about. Hmmn,

What a woman says:
This place is a mess! C'mon, you and I need to clean up. Your stuff is lying on the floor and you'll have no clothes to wear if we don't do laundry right now!


What a man hears:
Blah, blah, blah, blah, C'MON, blah, blah, YOU AND I, blah, blah, blah, blah, ON THE FLOOR, blah, blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES, blah, blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW.

dear clemcy,

i think your comment is by far funnier than the joke itself,  i havent stopped laughing still. Lemme put it this way,  I'm slipping, i'm falling, i can't get up, " ^{"Slippin" by DMX playin in the background}

There was a chicken and a horse playing together on a farm one day. The horse fell into a mudpit and yelled to the chicken to run to the house and get the farmer. The chicken ran to the house and the farmer was nowhere to be found. So, it got into the farmer's BMW and pulled the horse out with it.

The next day the chicken and the horse were playing on the farm again. This time the chicken fell into the mud pit and yelled to the horse to get help. So, the horse stood over the mud pit and told the chicken to grab on to his penis and he'd pull him out. The chicken grabbed on and, indeed, the horse pulled him out.


The moral of the story: If you're hung like a horse, you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks.