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Clemcy, would I be asking for too much if i request that you translate all u sed to English? Some of us are hopeless at the Hausa language. . .

vescussi,

so u know this originated from a fool in the first place. . . neways, i think its time nairaland started conducting apt tests before allowing pips on the forum. If u still find humor in "chicken crossing the road jokes" at this age & time, this forum is probably not for you. Talking about taking jabs, i'm sure you wouldn't want to me to take swipes at u, a55ole. . . i am sure you don't.

No, you dont get it. . . your post is dense, b*tt head!

Guy, you have lost it. I give up on you.
But is miggy really that . . . . . .

To get to the other side and slap the taste outta ur mouth you %$&*%$#!!!

Jeez! what kina posts do we get on Nairaland these days? Cross the road indeed!
Hiiisssss!!!

What a topic! Big HIIIISSSSSSSS!!!

O'course clemmy darl. . . Love you loads!!! .

I was jus' wondering, if indeed the pastor was bribed, what was he bribed with? Was he rogered in cash or in kind? + i hear them pastors prefer payment in kind these days

clemcy sweetie, i'm doin gud. i'll hola u later ok?

Yeh, i liked the quote too. especially the "displaying your disbelieve" part.

Joke's old, tho,

ebubeki:
John had a party to attend with his girl and friends, a teen party kind of and the dad beingg a single parent was taking a date to a party.Joohn walked up to his dad and said,"dad,can i go to a party?". The dad replied, "sure son, as long as you promise me that you will be back before me". John said,"back before me.are you going out?".Dad replied,"sort of.Infact i have a date i met over the internet and she is taking me to this great party".Since the dad was over 60, john thought that his date must be someone of his dad's age.John knew that ever since mum died, he hasn't seen dad date other women.So this was good news to john because this will make his dad to say bye to depression his dad put up with 6 years mum died.John said"well, good luck to u with your date assuming they were going to a ball party".John told his girl and friends that his dad his dad was going to a ball party with his date.When john set out with his friends and girl to the teen party.getting there, who do they see on stage,dad and his(john's) ex stripping,getting there groove on and having fun.leaving john and friends shocked and there jaws almost dropping on the floor.

Looks like i'm kina stale here. is that supposed to be a joke or what?

Very simple, give it a Mouth Action!

This aint English and mos def not pidgin. Maybe we really oughta see your face. On second tots, I think u'd better keep your face to urself. twould be hard to behold two horrors in a day.

Guy, i give it to you. You are the craziest moth**f***er on nairaland.
^{*bows, close door quietly and leaves room*}

Guys I think the time has come for proper aptitude tests/interviews be conducted b4 pips r allowed to get on to nlnd (Seun pls take note). What on earth is all that sh*t this fella posted? This is the "JOKES" section for christ's sake!Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!  

hmmn. Mimiko, na wa o! na u these gentlemen rush defend like this. Shuo! "All animals are equal; but some are more equal than others"

What? is that supposed to be a joke or sumn? maybe u need to take another look at the topic on the forum. it says "JOKES!" different between indeed! now i know why they call u surugede.

@ mimiko
of course not! u'd spoil the fun

iteun, i noticed u have this thing for gay jokes and make lots ref to guys behind + i also observed u've been refering to freezy a lot in recent posts. for your info, I AM NOT GAY! Clear? and w**se still, ennyluv, ? WTF!!! guy pleeaase!!!!

ioday:
Who

Perhaps em Fre em em Mig em sorry i just had an attck of dyslex

at ioday

the babe harsh, no be small

precisely what i was tryna do! that iwaj guy sef,

Hey! that was between clemcy & I! Its none of ur d*mn business!

clemcykul:
ahaaa mimiko how sure are we that ure not the lady
see your fine shape and long legs like my own

Mimiko, thou standeth accused. what sayest thou?

Talk of the Devil!!!

Maybe u guys need to ask clemcy the truth about how the catapult came off in the first place. there's no need looking for whats been seen already, sebi?

ituen:
@freezy

Hope your not getting turned on

Hey! what is it with u & guys getting turned on & gay jokes & all that sh*t?  christ! we all are very straight on nairaland ^*hopefully*

@mimiko
come over for a weekend & u might just discover how i get turned on

ok. if y'all insist. his name is ur guess is as good as mine! Seun Osewa! Ask anyone who went to Unilorin. Why d'u think he spends so much time on computers?

I know someone on nairaland (he does not know I know) whose mouth is like that of the man in the second pic. True & i am sure by now he is no longer comfortable

tis been some time since the last post on this thread. i really was looking forward to a proper rumble and now

LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE ANODA RUMBLE COMING ON HERE!!!

clemcykul:
anyway evry1 knows freezy is good at bal bla bla always at attention, no surrender no givn up

@ ioday
hey babi,  that, above says it all! truth is she afraid of gettin addicted