₦airaland Forum

Nlanalyst:
Na craze you dey craze.
Na poverty make you reason this nonsense.

I swear, serious poverty, the guy no well, abeg how much is 1.6m


He don forget say the woman profit for the job fit no pass #300k or #400k.

ChiefSosa:
The Army may be harsh on her, but their actions are entirely justified. A regular civilian will only look at this from an emotional stand point. The Army doesn't care about your emotions!
She's on an official assignment, and they expect her 101% attention and dedication. If a tragic incident occurs now, will she report back to the Army that she was kissing or getting proposed to, that's why she was distracted from her official duty??
Even if she wants to play lovey lovey, it shouldn't be when she's on uniform, in public, and when on an official assignment.
Rules are rules!

Tufiaa...

Make we here word o jare...


We dey see am happen online naa, American soldiers socializing with plenty emotions, heaven no fall ooo, abi no be them we dey learn from?

Suck my wife breast.

MufasaLion:
You met in less than 3 weeks and you proposed?

Foolishness.

And when d love begin do zigizaga...make d guy remember say guard room dey one corner.

saphiere:
Hmm Men!

How do you mean?


The real devil is the woman accomplice.

No be today, the thing don start from Adam and Eve era, dey will lure men into sin and quickly claim the victim.

Na waoooo, daycare for dogs...


How I take reach dis country seff?

Abeg who get that angel wey dey post children come earth? I wan ask am something.

If to say I no, I for don apply for redeployment.

My experience was funny...

I was the gentle type, I get bullied only once by any lucky student...they are always unlucky the second time because I beat the hell out of such.

I grew up with Grandma, so it was never an option to report to her.

How she got b3 in mathematics and failed economics is still surprising to me.

Magnoliaa:
Osmodialysis.

You're welcome.

Dis guy too no book...

myglodata:
WHY do Chelsea fan look retched. In my area it is always agberos, area boys, wheel barrow pushers you'll see with Chelsea shirts

You yourself must be retched to leave in such area where all you see is agbero, area boys, wheel barrow pushers.

MadamVanessa:
As a lady, there was a guy i was madly in love with, i gave him all the green light, dude seems not to noticed it. So i decided to take the bold step of asking him out, ofcourse he immediately said yes to me.


After few days i was so disappointed, dude dick was too short and small.., okay do it the way i want, he can't, okay darling go down on me and suck the hell out of the pussy, he can't , all he Knows was using his finger to dragged the clitoris ..that was so childish , suck the ass hole,he said nowhere... i couldn't tolerate his boring performance in bed so i called it a quit immediately.


Modified:
You lots are funny , so funny i swear. If women act like they don't like sex or enjoy it, you lots called us hypocrite, if we bare out our minds on how we feel about sex, how we want it, and how we hate boring sex, that when you confused lots will start calling us hoe , olosho etc etc.. it's so funny.

God bless America. During my stay in Ohio, i learned so much there. Here can never be there. It's incomparable. There you bare out your mind the way and manner you want it, without being insulted or being bullied.

You are such a darling...


I don't know you ooo, but I am pretty sure you will be a wonderful person to be with.


Cheers.

after4:
So rather than spend an extra year you chose to be rusticated, nice choice. Some people were not well trained at home. How can you have the guts to beat someone who is old enough to be your teacher

Old enough to be his mother seff.

The boy no get point...He should go and do the term.

duro4chang:
Na wa o . The man must have involved himself in something strange. If you can get a mortuary where he will be the only one in the room it will be better. If he was into ocultism then call his associates to find solution to the issue.

You wicked ooo...if na only him dey d mortuary, that means he will start tormenting the attendants.

My dear...be worried ooo...in this part of the world, nothing goes for nothing.

This is what you get when you have ogbonge home insurance.

God punish madness.

BeeBeeOoh:
You see VIO and FRSC, na twins dem be. Dem no dey carry gun but Nigerian drivers fear them more than all the security agencies in Nigeria herself.

They are very mean, they don't respect age, they don't have pity for a woman in labour or someone in critical condition. They don't care, what they're after is to dig a very large pothole in your pocket that has already made sinkhole in it before.

They are the devil we see with our koro-koro eyes.

If you're a VIO or FRSC personnel reading this, always have it in mind that HEAVEN IS FAR FROM YOU.

FRSC are far far better than VIO...I leave in Lagos and I am constantly on the road, apart from the reasonably low fines of #2k, #3k , FRSC officials are very human, it all depends on how you relate with them. Yoruba will say "Pele o lako, o de tun labo"

JavaScript90:
he just want to kill these SMEs. Nigerians don't like paying back loans. how to do you expect the loan companies to get back their money without collateral

So violating people's privacy is your own collateral?

Chai...

The mama don go buy Nigerian made be that.

Na Nigerian made go clean am Las Las... (Hypo)

BABANGBALI:
I hope it won’t be too expenses for us to buy. They should make it ship so that most people can avoid it

Noooo, is felly felly ship, even me I can avoid it.

Dropme:
I don't need ur fucking help. I'm good enough to take care of my kid. I'm talking about fart not financial help, so face that or move away

Ohhh, so your blood seff dey hot like this, me no dey quarrel you ooo, na wetin I observe for the Tory I dey yharn you...

E mabinu sir.

Dropme:
Hello nairalanders,

Sorry for bringing such a Story here, but I just feel like getting advises and opinions.

I'm a young single father of one.

I have been the one taking care of my son since his mother left us for a worldly adventure since 4 months ago. But ever since I took over the baton to become the child keeper or nanny or whatever name u could call it, I have never noticed this child fart.

He uses the toilet every morning when he wakes up, but I don't know if he uses the toilet in school, but since last week he has been sent home from school because of fees, I noticed he doesn't use the toilet during those school hours, sometimes the whole day.

So, I kept pondering what could be happening, could it be normal, or maybe he farts and and I'm not aware but overreacting? But I remember his class mistress sometime last week complaining that he's looking malnutritious, and she was advising I get him multivitamins.
Though she complain also that I should try change his food from rice and meat to something else like plantain and egg and others but honestly I can't afford things like that for now.

So I ask, what could be the cause?
Is it truly malnutrition?
Or is it that I'm not always aware when he farts?
Or is there any medical explanation that could help, honestly I'm worried because something worse mustn't happen, I can't afford it.

Thanks

Mods please help with wider views, I need more opinions.

Bros, I no too understand you ooo...na mess matter you call this village meeting for or you wan tell us say you broke and you no fit afford the boy school fees and balance diet?

There is more emphasis on finance than the mess matter wey dey your headline.

Bikonu, we need to know, so that the elders in the house can provide appropriate answers.

Chaiii....

Big man ooo...abeg I dey stay ikorodu for Lagos, how can I locate you...I want to be addicted to beans and bread too.

GIANTPLUSHUB:
It doesn't really sell for much. It's our high exchange rate that makes it look as such.

$1,482,000.

Guy, be careful ooo, that's that's a lot of money in the U.S

XXXXTENTACION:
Abeg which one be dis green gown and prison officers again... has she been found guilty or convicted ?
I no just understand Or can a person be handed over to prison warders when they are not yet convicted...

With my little knowledge about trials, once she is charged to court and depending on the severity of the charges, she will remain in prison until the final judgement and in her own case, if she can meet up with the bail condition, she will be free meaning she will attend court sittings from home henceforth.

I doubt if she can afford that amount, so she will remain in prison custody until the final judgement.

Doraty1:
https://www.thecable.ng/breaking-frsc-unveils-body-cameras-for-patrol-operations/amp

Way to go...it's already in use in Lagos, I saw a Marshal puting it on this morning at otedola bridge.

sulaimon22:
For this buhari regime you can still help with 1m. Na real man you be.

My advice is she should keep the money and learn saloon and beauty makeup handwork. In a year time she can establish with the money in a standard way that will be different from local ones since she have the capital

For the main time wey im go take learn the work, make him do sure 3 odds for bet9ja.

MrBrownJay1:
being yoruba isnt a prerequisite to hold office in Lagos, is it?!

It is my dear... (All offices that requires election), those you have up there are appointments.

illicit:
Yes Latoosa was the last real Aare

Kindly educate me more on this...How is latoosa the last real aare?

Does it mean it's now more of a political appointment?

Ehnnnnn....so this pple dey take style check my balance?

If 1cent miss ehnn.

Dchampion65:
Saga is next to be evicted

Already happened...how you tey no?