₦airaland Forum

Ishilove:
My stowee is: he was hot headed and immature, I was stubborn and immature. We broke up in a flurry of rage and when both our eyes cleared it was too late.

We are still friends though. He is the only one who hails me with a high pitched ''biaaaaatch!!'' and I reply with "your left nyaaaaaash!"

Kai, Freezle my love.

He told me:Ishi, in my next life I will seek you out, and if we can't be lovers then, I will be your child.

Me too baby, me too...

itsme01:




Make the thing even disrupt everything make Liverpool no see trophy carry


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GOFRONT:
Chaiii....Wait oo.

Na human being they Wrap like goods wen Cargo plane wan carry??

Ordinary 20K casket, His football club can't afford for him??

Na wao......No respect for the dead anymore....

Tharaja:
Goodmorning my Elders in the house. I moved into this apartment of 150k in january this year. I have done one month and some week in it.

I just get to notice there are two Grinding machines with a terrible noise some meters away from my window. 4am in the morning, the machines are On which wakes me up abruptly from sleep. They are killing me psycologically. Even afternoon, They come on too. I can't sleep afternoon, I cant enjoy sleep at nite.

I want to seek for refund of my remaining money from my Landlord. I dont know if that is possible.

Pls elders, how do I go about requesting for a refund of my money that is remaining, Cos I want to relocate from that Noise. Am dieing slowly. Help. Thanks you all.

snazzy5050:
Until i reached the "3,000 naira monthly" part, that divorce will not work rubbish!!!

References:
It was reported earlier today of a young man who attempted to commit suicide at the infamous Third Mainland Bridge.
https://www.nairaland.com/5709100/another-man-jumps-cab-into#87002119



https://thenationonlineng.net/updated-jilted-28-year-old-jumps-into-lagos-lagoon/

GBOKASINCHA:
Oga do fast ma I wear clothes

Oga na just 1k you pay you come Dey fûck me like say you don pay my bride price

Abeg on torchlight wetin be that black thing for your prick so

Oga do fast na customer Dey wait me outside mtssheww

Oga why you dey tell me make I suck your prick make e stand if you know say your prick no Dey work no Dey come ashawo house

ExAngel007:
Dolapo is being mourned by his followers days after he took to the platform to advise everyone to live their best lives because they could die at any moment.

On February 19, 2020, @Kinyels tweeted:
"Anybody can die anytime, enjoy your life! You only live once."

His last tweet was shared on February 22. This morning, his followers went under his tweet to reveal that he has passed on.

One of them claimed that he died in his sleep.

Below is his last tweet and reactions to news of his death.

https://mobile.twitter.com/Kinyels/status/1230161466155786240?p=v[/quote]Eyaa, may his soul rest in peace, i guess he knew he is gonna die soon, reason why he was enjoying himself so much.

BiafraIpob25:
https://www.thecable.ng/breaking-angry-soldier-kills-four-of-his-colleagues-in-borno/amp?__twitter_impression=true

wagazala:
We all know what the outcome will be. City will play in CL next season.

ZooOga:
Crime & greed doesn't pay in the long run.



https://thenationonlineng.net/pastor-wife-remanded-for-stealing-n63-5m-belonging-to-dead-woman/

Mediarero:
Over 1,000 beggars on Tuesday blocked the entrance of the Lagos State House of Assembly and the Governor’s Office to protest undue harassment and arrest by officials of the state government.

The beggars, who came in over 10 buses and seven tricycles barricaded the entrance to the Assembly and demanded that Governor Babajide Sanwo-Olu addressed them, saying that they would sleep on the road if the governor did not come out.

Despite plea by government officials telling them that the governor was not around, they refused to bend and vowed to remain there until they were seen by the governor.

The protesters were armed with placards, some of which read: “Enough is enough, stop the persecution of people with disabilities,” “Save the waterfront, enforced conviction, we demand justice,”If you don’t want to see us begging on the streets, give us skills and empowerment,” “Seeing beggars all over our streets and roads is the failure of the system” and “We are tired of running without legs or eyes, give us skills and empowerment.”

The beggars were chanting ‘Allahu Akbar’ intermittently and dared the police to harass them.



A cross section of the protesters

Spokesperson of the beggars and Coordinator, Physically Challenged Empowerment Initiatives, PCEI, Mohammed Zanna, said in 2017, they protested in Alausa and refused to leave, but that many of them were arrested and taken to Majidun, which he described as a prison where they were ill-treated and manhandled by government officials.

He said without making provision, government would make laws to arrest the beggars and dumped them at Majidun, as some of them had died in the hospital and in detention.

According to him, some of the beggars had been able to purchase tricycles to do their businesses, but that now that the government had banned them, their situation had been made difficult, saying that people were now trekking from bus stops to their destinations and that some of the physically challenged among them did not have means of transportation


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGf-1xmVrv0

fergie001:
https://www.channelstv.com/2020/02/25/breaking-court-sentences-olisa-metuh-to-seven-years-in-prison-after-four-year-trial/

vizkiz:
It is not difficult to identify a bastard nowadays.

Just take a look at these kids undermining the post of a father in their lives. The system has so much brought down the role of a father. Making him look like a figure head. Praising the mother alone.

Little wonder we have so many days assigned to praise women and just a day to notice the value of a man (Father’s day). Most times the Father’s Day come and go without anyone noticing it

Same father who worked all his life to take care of his family? Same father who will risk his life day and night just to put food on the table? Same father who paid your fees from the very first day you were born till you started earning your own money? Same father who put a roof over your head and even assigned your own room? (No wonder men die early)

Only for him to be cheated again when he is to reap the fruit of his Labour. Little wonder most of you are cursed. It is because you have offended God and man by being a fool.

Just take a look at the cheap gold-digging girls we have nowadays. All they do is look for a ready made man. So after having kids for that guy, those unfortunate kids will rather take care of her than their father who has worked for money all his life?

What happened to 50:50? To hell with you simpletons.

My mum has done a whole lot for me and I’ll do anything just to make her happy but my dad (bless his soul) deserves as much love and happiness.

Even the 50:50 sef, my dad will still buy gifts for mum from that money. I understand most of you are not from stable homes sha...Una dey use una family problem judge the matter.

LosC:
Southern Nigeria wants restructuring not presidency – Fani-Kayode fires back at El-Rufai

Femi Fani-Kayode, former Aviation Minister, on Monday said the Southern part of the country was more interested in restructuring than 2023 presidency.

Fani-Kayode made the remark in response to the Kaduna State Governor, Nasir El-Rufai’s comment that the Southern part of the country should be allowed to produce Nigeria’s next president.

El-Rufai had suggested that the Southern part of the country should be allowed to produce President Muhammadu Buhari’s successor in 2023.

The governor, who is a chieftain of the All Progressives Congress, APC, had said that the North had no reason to hold onto power at the end of Buhari’s second tenure.

“But as a group, the Northern APC will have to sit down and endorse someone, most likely someone from the South, because after eight years of Buhari, I don’t think the Presidency should remain in the north unless there is some extenuating circumstances. But all things being equal, we will honour our agreement and we keep our words,” El-Rufai had said.

However, the former Minister insisted that the Southern part of the country was interested in their freedom.


In a tweet, he described Nigeria’s presidency as “accursed.”



https://twitter.com/realFFK/status/1231869211720527872?s=19[/quote]Truth be told, the man is correct, but how many nigerians know this and the advantages it comes with.

Realfrankie:
Including you

Macsjebs:
Source: https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/us-news/dog-gets-himself-lost-reports-21565921

dre11:
https://leadership.ng/2020/02/24/delta-govt-plans-law-to-ban-sale-consumption-of-beef/

VanEFCC:
A student of the University of #Osun has had her left ear bitten off by her roommate, identified as Folakemi, at their hostel in #Osogbo, #OsunState

It was gathered that the incident occurred on Wednesday, 19th February, 2020, during a misunderstanding over closing of their room door.

Things allegedly got heated and in annoyance, Folakemi was said to have used her teeth to chop off the left ear of Yoyinsola.

The victim was subsequently rushed to the school’s clinic while the suspect was apprehended and dragged to the Oja Oba police station.

https://www.instagram.com/p/B86-i3jnPyE/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

TheTourist:
Space Booked.

sarrki:
But very dangerous. . . .

Copied!!!

Governor Zulum of Borno State left the Government house yesterday without his security details and ended up at Pap, Akara & Masa joint for his breakfast, no camera man, only people who recognized him captured him. One thing special about him is that after buying, he empowers people beyond their wildest imagination.

This Professor is a living case study for the rest of the Nigerian Big Men/Women!

https://mobile.twitter.com/usmanyusuf/status/1231824354075381761

GamalNasser:
There is no single sex enhancement drugs there for what I can see

Amlodipine for hypertension

Nifedipine for Hypertension

Lexotan a relaxant

Omega H3 multivitamin

Cod liver oil

Garlic oil

Astyfer blood capsule

OnpointDesign:

Shiiiiiiit.

I knew that modafucker used jass to punch Wilder.

Cos if u see how tired and dejected Wilder looked in the 5th to 7th rounds en.

Only ogun could have handled such feat.

Islie:
https://punchng.com/certificate-forgery-we-cant-remove-sacked-bayelsa-deputy-governor-elect-says-senate/

FuckBots:
Fucking this girl will be a waste of time

2mercy:
https://www.dailytrust.com.ng/presidency-reacts-to-uproar-over-plan-to-give-100-abacha-loot-to-gov-bagudu.html

Ctorch:
https://www.sunnewsonline.com/herdsmen-may-form-own-security-outfit-soon-bodejo-miyetti-allah-boss/

chiomarita:
https://www.sunnewsonline.com/producers-harassing-me-for-sex-mandy-obi/

Villagemeat:
Happy marital life to the son of a commissioner

dre11:
https://www.sunnewsonline.com/anxiety-as-police-arrest-10-armed-fulani-herdsmen-in-ekiti/