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Tomjazzy2:
They've got one of the most inefficient internet banking platform

God bless you, And with there small customer base, there customers think they are the best.

Deltayankeeboi:
A snake that you killed this morning has already decomposed to this extent. Just within 24hours.

You guys will be stealing dead snake pictures online to post on Nairaland so you can make front page.


Very disgusting and creepy pictures.

I hail una, FBI

DonFreshmoney:
In the presence of his closest friends and family members, Charles Dairo tied the nuptial knot with his beautiful bride last weekend .

The most amazing thing was his twin sister was his best man.

Congratulations bro, and wish you a blissful union ahead.

Sharp guy, no reception, no food, no mc.

fergie001:
https://www.thisdaylive.com/index.php/2020/03/24/breaking-newsbuhari-tests-negative-for-covid-19-kyari-is-positive/

When will covid one nine birus visit that popular street on ikoyi, someone there need to see him urgently.

fergie001:
https://www.thisdaylive.com/index.php/2020/03/24/breaking-newsbuhari-tests-negative-for-covid-19-kyari-is-positive/

Eyhaaa, no problem, vice president buhari can take over while president kyari goes on isolation.

valarmorghulis:
And so it begins
Now I understand why some people said they don't want to have kids, just ask yourself, why bring them into this wicked world?
Imagine you and ur family in isolation, those innocent children, this is fvcking scary

Its your choice to join them and not have kids also.

Life is always full of challenges whether there is coronavirus or not, A determined, serious and hard working individual who is not lazy will not be thinking the way you are thinking right now.

naptu2:
The chairman of the Lagos State chapter of the National Union of Road Transport Workers (NURTW), Muiliu Ayinde Akisanya (aka MC Oluomo), has issued a warning to transport operators, union branches and motor parks to adhere strictly to the guidelines for transport operators that was issued by the Lagos State Government.

The guidelines include:

1) The provision of hand sanitizers and running water and soap at all motor parks.

2) The use of gloves and face masks by drivers and conductors.

3) The provision of infrared thermometers and that these thermometers should be used to check the temperature of passengers before boarding.

4) Carrying only 2 passengers per seat.

See previous thread here:

Lagos Govt Orders All Commercial Drivers, Conductors To Wear Masks, Gloves
https://www.nairaland.com/5750323/lagos-govt-orders-all-commercial

Below is the statement by MC Oluomo

https://www.instagram.com/p/B-FPeD2hEwh/?igshid=14lviojp4ic27

Oboy, but 2 per seat will make fair go up. And to seat at home, na hunger for pple that buy and sell.

This is a serious issue i swear,

9jamyHome:
Let me share my experience in Lombardy...

Lomba gini, mode, we have a ghost in the house.

kenzosky:
The Italian name for Naples is Napoli. Don't be ignorant.

We don hear, masimiliano.

pk2me:
Nonsense and ingredients cock and bull story. there is nothing like Napoli as a City in Italy. Napoli is a football club in City of Naples.

Lol... You catch am red handed, i no fit laff, na so e go dey form nigga for nairaland, common cotonou here, he never cross

Here in togo, we are fine, na only hunger, we run biz dailies and movement is restricted.

CallMeDrino:
https://globaltimesng.com/coronavirus-how-a-pharmacy-in-ibadan-is-enforcing-social-distancing/

The price tag on the 4th picture for sanitizer got my attention. Good one, but if such measures are taken in nigeria, our gullible nigerian youths that use to claim oversabi will argue endlessly with the store owners.

May covid-19 dissappear on time. Amen

GLeesMODEL:
Top Nigerian Ex Beauty Queen And Model, Nneze Richards Holidays In Dubai, London, Narrates Experience

Top Nigeria Model and Ex Beauty Queen, Her Majesty, Queen Nneze Richards has taken a delightful holiday trip to Dubai in the United Arab Emirate and a visit to London in the United kingdom. Queen Nneze released videos and photos of her amazing and fun-filled experience overseas few days ago.

The Enugu state born ex beauty Queen and super model told State Press that the experience she had was overwhelming and quite expository. She described the holiday trip as one like never before, considering the exquisite 7star services she received, both at the Buckingham Palace in London and "dinner in the sky luxury relaxation at the Burj in Dubai. As well as her memorable skydiving.

Her luxury and executive lifestyle is one which so many Beauty Queens may be unable to meet up with. Although, she remains a true definition for a vibrant and ambitious visionary lady, focused on result oriented engagements and prospective initiatives for improving lives and encouraging developments, especially through her extension of charity and humanitarian gestures. She established an NGO, to ensure a responsive vision of charity towards the underprivileged persons.

Queen Nneze has received several honorable recognitions, awards and notable commendations for her strides in modeling and pageantry. In 2015 she emerged winner of Miss Independence Nigeria and also won Face of The World Nigeria, an internationally recognized pageant contest, featuring several colourful events, which included the parades of top models and fashion designers.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0z1139J-GA

Bikonu, no come back come increase our COVID-19 records...

You dey there dey enjoy alone now...

Iamtony:
Hmm left for me the 35 should just be eliminated to save the thousands that will suffer this. Nigeria is not capable at all there's no need they trying

Your sense of reasoning is low,

Is COVID-19 a death sentence?

If you think they should be eliminated, does that mean every one they have come in contact with should be eliminated once they test positive?

How do you know you are not part of those they have come in contact with?

Please stay away from your keyboard if you dont have anything reasonable to talk about.

Be wise.

LosC:
Most Active Governor on Corona Cases

Na so naa, you can't be a governor in lagos and will not be sharp, even if you no sharp, your team members must be sharp and working, if not, you will just see things go bad in your very own eyes.

peeddy:
GROOM WALKS OUT ON BRIDE IN JOS, SAYS HIS PLAN TO DISGRACE HER WAS HATCHED TEN YEARS AGO



https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.vanguardngr.com/2020/03/bride-collapses-as-groom-walks-out-during-church-wedding/amp/

It seems jos is becoming the capital of "weddings gone wrong" in nigeria of late

DateMynd44:
Online worship isn't necessary
The internet age has made a lot of Christians to be so carnal.
We should worship God in Spirit and in truth.
You don't need an online worship session.
Just get on your knees and pray, read the word of God and apply it to your life and
Stop wasting ur data

Your wisdom will continue to increase, chaii, you made my day mhennnn...

For those of you coming for me, pls note that I am a Christian, but I no dey carry my own for head... In this trying times, some churches including mine want us to watch online... How many Christians can afford to stream services online? Churches should be thinking of airing services on pay tv at the moment, not telling pple to connect online. Some are even giving transfer codes/account numbers for tithes and offering.

Its so unfortunate.

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They are ok, based on there financial strength and exposure.

Okoroawusa:
God is very lonely now. Even his followers have abandoned him.

Atheist spotted, its a thing of the mind, God is not bound to a physical location, He is everywhere. May you get understanding.

RichBoy247:
Terrorism will not stop as long as injustice continue. If one terrorist is killed, thousands others will stand up to the oppressors.

I need to know more, who is oppressing who? .

Probably you mean the Muslims oppressing muslims... Cos all i see in recent years is Muslims killing muslims, Syria, Iraq, Afghanistan, yemen and so on.

Those who continually say islam is the problem of the world might not be entirely wrong.

stickright:
His forehead shows a scar. He could have been injured in a battle and survived it. If he dies now, I don't think it will be a problem now having killed many.
I wish this extremism will stop one day to give way for a better world

That thing no be injury, na sign of consistent 5 prayers daily. Muslim folks will understand, but why will a man who claim to know God and the same God preaches love your neighbor, but mba, they choose terrorism, and the most annoying thing trending in there operations now is that non Muslims are no more there targets but there muslim brothers, He should continue hiding, his days are numbered, America will soon get him.

Alimzy20:
Beleive trump at your own risk

Do you have issues with comprehension?

Go and listen or read what trump said again.

Blame your gullible nigerians not Trump.

chatinent:
Your work place invited it. A look at the environment is not belying.

What is wrong with the office environment, those are interlock bricks, abi na tiles you want make them put outside.

Abeg shift jare...

Even whites experience this in there offices and homes...

Why are we now quick to attribute it to level of cleanliness, snakes too like clean environment.

anigbajumo:
Good,shebi we dey dea the together.Heaven wan fall no be matter of only one person,we all dey dea together with that deaf man in Abuja chilling with tax payer money,we go suffer am together,make Dem no close am ooooo....

Abi naa, thank God, Coro even prefer to do colabo with big men pass we wey dey street, we are in it together.

arinze198:
Source: https://pmexpressng.com/teachers-sent-to-prison-for-shaving-pupils-hair/

Stupid parents, they dont have N150 to barb the boys hair but have money to make case and send teachers to prison, this country ehnn... People brain no dey work well again, they are so used to abnormalities.

Rubish.

iwaeda:
https://www.dailytrust.com.ng/buhari-to-military-end-insurgency-immediately.html

Lol, the statement sounds somehow, "like telling a child to go and sleep immediately"

They are professionals, they dont need you to tell them what to do, what they need is honesty from your government in dealings with boko haram, financial motivations and sophisticated weapons.

LOBATAN...

WonderManly:
https://punchng.com/suspected-herdsmen-kill-ex-gov-aspirant-in-rivers/?fbclid=IwAR3bu8eBtpfCywL4qS_UlziqH90voE55V8bMfZjiVVOoq9F3QE0UYr-mNN8

Na wa, herdsmen don suffer, any killings or kidnap is quickly linked to them... I have a strong feeling that some criminals make it looks like they are herdsmen each time they strike.

My opinion though, I might be wrong.

NgwalandAbia:
Your evil plan for nigeria will catch up with you why not use the Abuja mosque ode

Thank you jare...

He will tell you he forgot to add abuja mosque.

hmonaco:
Source: https://www.dailytrust.com.ng/i-mistakenly-raped-4-yr-old-girl-suspect.html

They should mistakenly send him to life behind bars. Nonsense.

santakris:
https://www.today.ng/news/nigeria/captain-ordered-killing-special-police-operatives-proceed-course-kidnap-kingpin-trial-286479

The nigerian army no get case to answer jare...

The way those IRT guys behave self, seeing them for the first time, you will think they are armed rubbers/kidnappers... The soldiers no wan take chances, reason why they open fire on them.

MelesZenawi:
These guys just want to make sure their companies are running.

They aren't interested in the disease control just after their selfish interest.


In America even UK, they were told to stay at home and worship at home....Isolate yourselves.

Why can't these churches obey simple instructions for safety of the people.

Greed is real.

Na ur too know mentality go kill you one day, how has the church flaunt government directives, did you read or listen to the government directives on the max number allowed in a gathering?

And the memo issued by the church?

Na so una dey fail exams.