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Health › Re: Coronavirus: Egyptians At Gbagada General Hospital, Lagos Cause Scare by friday2011(m): 5:19pm On Mar 29, 2020

Olodo24:
Are they not health workers? They're supposed to be brave. If every other health workers act like them, we are finished.

Says who? Na dem good to catch coro abi...

More over, since they suspected coronavirus, and they are not assigned nor have facilities to treat such, why should they admit them...?

Abeg ooo

Crime › Re: COVID-19: Muslim Youths Burn Police Station In Katsina For Stopping Their Prayer by friday2011(m): 8:52am On Mar 29, 2020

AmazingMOG:
Imagine it was Christians that did this all the atheists and Islamists on this forum would have called for the arrest of the pastor and rain insult on him.

It will never be well with you all attacking Christianity on this forum may all your life be cut short.

Funny enorf, an average Christian will not even do what they have done, even in the remotest part of the north, the problem is the religion, i stand to be corrected.

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Crime › Re: COVID-19: Muslim Youths Burn Police Station In Katsina For Stopping Their Prayer by friday2011(m): 8:39am On Mar 29, 2020

RYANAYO:
https://thenationonlineng.net/breaking-angry-youths-burn-police-station-in-katsina/

Where are the senseless arewa youth, they should come out and talk.

Politics › Re: Coronavirus: El-Rufai’s Wife, Hadiza & Son Ask Nigerians To Pray For Governor by friday2011(m): 8:37am On Mar 29, 2020

Person wey dey hungry no dey pray.

Romance › Re: She Said She Can't Date Me Because "I'm Too Clean". What Do I Do? by friday2011(m): 4:28am On Mar 29, 2020

OluwasureGig:
Hi nairalanders, I know the world is battling coronavirus and I probably shouldn't be talking about this at the moment but I could use your advice just incase we all survive this pandemic that has so bedeviled us.

I'm a young man in my mid-twenties and by this time last year I was broke and had a very poor account balance but by the Grace of God things are different now. My business is booming and I'm balling. Now I'm the type of guy that likes to look good and smell nice always, and this might just have proven to be my Achilles heel

It happens that there's this extremely beautiful girl I've been crushing on in church and I finally made my move this Sunday. We got talking and exchanged numbers. Now this girl is like my dream girl; she's very very beautiful facially, tall, has a fat ass, perky boobs, flat stomach and very straight legs. She basically looks like them models we see on IG

The problem is I asked her out and she said she can't date me because she thinks that I'm "too clean" and would therefore cheat on her as a result. I've tried all I can to make her change her perception but she is not coming along. Please what do I do or say to this girl to make her date and marry me because I've already sworn that she'll be my last bus stop in the dating world.

Please your advice will be duely appreciated. Thanks

You need to start getting dirty or you look elsewhere.

Politics › Re: Images From Kaduna Lockdown. Share Pictures From Your State. by friday2011(m): 8:09pm On Mar 28, 2020

zicoraads:
These are major roads in Kaduna today.

There will be no Friday prayers today. And this will also extend to Sunday as well.

Share images of you or images from your state. How's the lockdown affecting you?

Op, this is not a true reflection of major roads in kaduna.

Politics › Re: COVID-19: Ortom Orders Benson Abounu, His Deputy To Undergo A Test by friday2011(m): 7:11pm On Mar 28, 2020

fergie001:
https://punchng.com/breaking-covid-19-ortom-orders-deputy-to-undergo-test-as-benue-records-first-case/

Na waoo, na almost everyone that came back from uk dey get d thing?

Health › Re: COVID-19: New York Uses Refrigerated Trailers, Tents As Makeshift Morgue (Photo) by friday2011(m): 10:11am On Mar 28, 2020

ChrisKels:
Nawa ooo, why not cremate dem and bury the ashes asap nah? Refrigerating is equivalent to preserving an infected body and the virus nah.

Make this people dey use there head nah

The same way your pple for naija dey use there head?

Health › Re: NIMR Offers Free Coronavirus Testing In Yaba, Lagos by friday2011(m): 9:35am On Mar 28, 2020

AnonPoet:
https://twitter.com/yunusxonline/status/1243794038836416512?s=19[/quote]I no understand, no be free before?

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Politics › Re: Criticize President Buhari: Don't Insult Him by friday2011(m): 9:32am On Mar 28, 2020

Kayceenaz:
Two wrongs never make a right!
That derogatory word was needless.

Buhari neva even get half of what Jonathan got una dey complain, him just dey start, he has 3yrs to go. E go tayaaaa

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Health › Re: Coronavirus: Nigeria Confirms 11 New Cases, Total Now 81 by friday2011(m): 9:07am On Mar 28, 2020

Gilbertase:
haba! So the live figures you see on CNN and all those world reading that you see being updated almost per minute are not from US, Italy or France abi? Stop this abeg

Guy, this thing na common sense ooo, abeg give me different figures you have seen on international media like CNN, AL JAZEERA, BBC and reliable sources since 6.00, 7.00, 8.00 and 9.00, this morning and lets see.

Haba.

Celebrities › Re: Tacha Blasts President Buhari For "Addressing Nigerians On Twitter" Over COVID19 by friday2011(m): 8:59am On Mar 28, 2020

lalasticlala:
BBNaija star, Tacha has slammed President Buhari over his approach to the Coronavirus pandemic in Nigeria.

Tacha blasted the President for "addressing Nigerians via Twitter".

She also spoke against the lockdown across the country due to COVID-19.

In a video Tacha shared on her Instagram page, she said:

"The average Nigerian works on a daily basis and gets paid on a daily basis. We have a lot of Nigerians that do blue collar jobs. If they don't work in a day, they will not get money in a day and they will not eat in a day, yet we want to have a lockdown. What will people eat?"

"Conductors, mothers that go to the market to sell stuff, what will they eat? When you say people should lockdown and stay home, what will they eat, will they eat themselves? A lot of people depend on daily income. So when you say lockdown, you should also provide food for them. Hunger is deadlier that this virus"

Here is the video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1EliZSuVkA

For the first time, something meaningful is coming from this popular olosho.

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Health › Re: Coronavirus: Nigeria Confirms 11 New Cases, Total Now 81 by friday2011(m): 7:49am On Mar 28, 2020

nickvanilla:
Something smells fishy here.

Why is it that these figures are now released in the evening or at night?

Is it that these people hold meeting to determine the number of new cases to be disclosed?

They should better be honest. This level of deceit is not going to help anybody

So you want an hourly report right? Does that make sense to you?

Even the countries with higher casualties like CHINA, USA, ITALY, FRANCE and the rest give updates once in 24hrs, in the morning for the previous day or late at night after results from different states and regions are handy.

We all know the government did not prepare for this pandemic but as per reporting on the little they have done, they are on top of it.

Politics › Re: Curfew May Be Imposed On Lagos State Says Sanwo-Olu by friday2011(m): 10:17pm On Mar 27, 2020

olanreyman:
Yes I don't know. Enlighten me

1m X 1,000=1,000,000,000 (1billion)
1,000,000,000 X50=50,000,000,000 (50billion)

So I repeat, nobody gave LSG 50billion naira for fight against coronavirus.

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Politics › Re: Curfew May Be Imposed On Lagos State Says Sanwo-Olu by friday2011(m): 8:23pm On Mar 27, 2020

olanreyman:
We have heard you. But you haven't answered the question we asked you earlier. [b]Where is all the 50billion, [/b]1billion donations to help fighting corona and feed the poor?

Hello, pls who gave lagos state N50billion?

Probably you dont know the difference between millions and billions.

Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Stopped From Conducting Naming Ceremony In Ondo Over Coronavirus by friday2011(m): 2:59pm On Mar 27, 2020

[quote author=PrettyCiarahFB post=87817998]USA has over 200,000 ventilators and they said they are not well prepared for covid19.

Nigeria has less than 500 ventilators and they claim they can handle the covid19.

UK govt just ordered extra 10,000 ventilators.
Nigerian senators are busy buying cars.[/quote]Its a lie, USA has 12,000 ventilators not 200,000.

Get your facts right and stop giving people wrong info.

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Politics › Re: Buhari Directs NCDC To Recall Retired Staff by friday2011(m): 9:08am On Mar 27, 2020

BABANGBALI:
Rubbish. No go sidon and recover from wetin cash you

Sit donw there, you think say na bubu dey tweet,

Bubu no even know the name of the account seff.

Crime › Re: Policeman Faints While Trying To Arrest A Suspect In Agege, Lagos by friday2011(m): 8:58am On Mar 27, 2020

Imagine...

Make them carry tbat man go do test sharply and everyone that has come in contact should self isolate.

Gone are the days that we suspect malaria, shortness of blood, lack of good food.

This days, na coro be number one suspect.

Politics › Re: Kaduna Repatriates 3,000 Almajiris, Shuts Down Beggars’ Home by friday2011(m): 7:03pm On Mar 26, 2020

JosEast:
https://www.dailytrust.com.ng/kaduna-repatriates-3000-almajiris-shuts-down-beggars-home.html

North...

Na wa oo, this almajiri children have been living in kaduna b4 the outbreak, so KSG expect there respective states to receive them abi, or on what basis did they ascertain there states of origin? Because I am 100% sure there is no data base to confirm S. O. O.

MISPLACED PRIORITY in my own opinion.

Health › Re: People Who Have Contributed Monetarily To Fight Against Coronavirus In Nigeria by friday2011(m): 4:18pm On Mar 26, 2020

SultanOfPuna:
NO PASTOR ON THE LIST
if after you survive corona
And you go back to give Pastor Your Tithe
That means your Stupidity is Stronger Than Nuclear Bomb..
Even Jesus will be Shocked At Your Stupidity

In as much as it is surprising, Pastor Eneche of DUNAMIS, ABUJA is on the list.

This is a big challenge to all pastors and Islamic clerics in the country, na true you talk, if those religious bodies cannot come out and help the government or their immediate community, there is no point paying my tithes to the church again, i will henceforth give it to the less privileged.

Health › Re: Six COVID-19 Patients To Be Discharged In Lagos by friday2011(m): 1:03pm On Mar 26, 2020

hisexcellency34:
Only God knows why he rejected Ambode and brought in Sanwo-Olu at a time like this... Action governor but he should tell Tinubu to self-isolate

And who told you ambode won't have done better if he was the governor, an average lagosian loves ambode and would have wanted him to remain in power for a second term. But for his authoritarian style, greed and misunderstanding from the short man somewhere in ikoyi.

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Crime › Re: Wife Sets Her Husband’s House On Fire In Osun State by friday2011(m): 12:25pm On Mar 26, 2020

Petersunday1:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.vanguardngr.com/2020/03/wife-set-ablaze-husbands-house-worth-n3m-in-osun/amp/

That PPRO name na die... "KATAYEYANJUE"

Meaning "lets settle the matter here on earth" that man great grandfathers must be herbalists

Health › Re: How People Are Containing The Spread Of Coronavirus Around The World (Photos) by friday2011(m): 8:54pm On Mar 25, 2020

Explorers:
Grounded planes on runway in the U.S.

Na waoo, abeg d day wey Coronavirus go dissappear. How those plane go take off?

If na vehicles now (danfo buses) , you will be hearing stuffs like:

Baba ramota: muri ooo, abeg come help me reverse your motor well, i wan comot.

Muri: Ahhh, d battery no good oo, abeg come help me push am.

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Politics › Re: Coronavirus: Edo Government Pays Workers March Salaries To Cushion Effects by friday2011(m): 7:08pm On Mar 25, 2020

Osamudamen:
https://leadership.ng/2020/03/25/coronavirus-edo-govt-pays-workers-march-salaries-to-cushion-effects-of-pandemic/

Na waoo, abeg we wey dey do business, who go pay us? Alarm dey ooo. Government, bikonu

Politics › Re: Yahaya Bello: "Those Who Wish Me Coronavirus Will Have HIV" by friday2011(m): 5:24pm On Mar 25, 2020

hisexcellency34:
Anuofia....this one na governor?

I swear, this one na agbero, in saner climes, he is not even worthy to contest for a counselor.

This country needs surgery.

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Crime › Re: Vigilante Shoots Hairdresser Dead In Ikorodu, Runs by friday2011(m): 10:22am On Mar 25, 2020

FREEMADNESS:
Oga I really don't ve to defend my statement or opinion here for u, really don't ve tym for online debates or banter.
if u really wanna know what all my years of criminal investigation has taught me. visit my office at panti Yaba (leopard squad, inspector k or kola)
will b glad to educate u.

No wonder,

With your years of criminal investigations, the owner/manager of the hotel is your number one accomplice, I didn't expect that from you.

No wahala, insha Allah, i will be in lagos second week in April subject to improvement in the current pandemic, as i am currently in abuja... By then we will know who will educate who.

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Crime › Re: Vigilante Shoots Hairdresser Dead In Ikorodu, Runs by friday2011(m): 9:53am On Mar 25, 2020

FREEMADNESS:
first of all d owner of d hotel is an accomplice.
how did he manage to hold d two club members and allowed d real suspect flee

this are d tinz we see wen a common vigilante is armed.

"guns don't kill people, people kill people"

a man holding a gun is the most powerful man, and power intoxicates.

RIP TO D DEAD.

Thank God, you are not a law enforcement officer, if not, innocent people go plenty for prison,

May be you should read the write up again.

The owner/manager of the hotel was inside when the incident happened, he only came out after the culprit fled, the possibility of the deceased friends fleeing since the culprit is no where to be found is very high, and mind you, the deceased is not the main target but the man she came to see who is still standing with the dead body, so with this info, how did you conclude that the owner /manager is an accomplice?

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Politics › Re: Operation Second Eleven: Nigerian Army Prepares For Lockdown Over Coronavirus by friday2011(m): 9:09am On Mar 25, 2020

NaijaMutant:
This was supposed to be a secret Intel.

No wonder Shekau knows so much

Why are they making it secret in the first place, other affected countries are engaging the military to help, and we are seeing it.

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Politics › Re: Boko Haram Kills 70 Soldiers In Borno Ambush by friday2011(m): 3:02pm On Mar 24, 2020

Yenefer:
https://www.dailytrust.com.ng/insurgents-ambush-kill-at-least-70-soldiers-in-borno.html

Na wa, even boys scout will not move over 70 boys in one truck, me i am tired of hearing this boko haram news, if the north wants to end it, fine... If they dont, i dont give a f**k.

Business › Re: Coronavirus: Stanbic IBTC Bank To Operate Skeletal Services by friday2011(m): 1:47pm On Mar 24, 2020

Tomjazzy2:
They've got one of the most inefficient internet banking platform

God bless you, And with there small customer base, there customers think they are the best.

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Nairaland General › Re: The Snake I Killed In My House This Morning by friday2011(m): 1:20pm On Mar 24, 2020

Deltayankeeboi:
A snake that you killed this morning has already decomposed to this extent. Just within 24hours.

You guys will be stealing dead snake pictures online to post on Nairaland so you can make front page.

Very disgusting and creepy pictures.

I hail una, FBI

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Romance › Re: A Nairalander Weds Amid Coronavirus Crisis by friday2011(m): 12:16pm On Mar 24, 2020

DonFreshmoney:
In the presence of his closest friends and family members, Charles Dairo tied the nuptial knot with his beautiful bride last weekend .

The most amazing thing was his twin sister was his best man.

Congratulations bro, and wish you a blissful union ahead.

Sharp guy, no reception, no food, no mc.

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