₦airaland Forum

Kanwulia:
I see no difference between the indigenes of Lagos and Hausas. They are both conquered actually.

Run your mouth 02u.

Run am like tap water wey head don spoil

Kanwulia:
Merely a puppet installed temporarily by his Fulani masters. Anywhere the Fulani Oligarchs push his head, he sheepishly follows.

7th class citizen after cow don drop quote

Kanwulia:
IBB na person?🙄
The worst of the Hausas that cannot help themselves. Now, they are crying like Nigerians are crying. Who religion help?🤷🏾‍♀️

They are still not 7th class citizens like some people who cow even senior then in Nigeria.

oyichi:
Don't blame them, they were conquered both militarily and religiously by a few fulanis and a doctrine that will keep them enslaved forever was implanted into them, now, an average housa man sees himself as a servant to the fulani, that's the reason why upon their large population, they could not produce a single president in this country

Good.

The Hausa will not be voting Atiku as President and Kwankwasso as VP as both are Fulani.

So pls spread the gospel of hate to the Hausa to reject anything that has Fulani in it at the polls

From one fullish topic to another.

You no dey tire?

Your threads don't even get beyond page 1 and it's filled with your own wankfest...chai!

Kanwuliajeje:
Then mind your business .🍷

Kedu App was designed for these kind of topics for the kind of audience you wish to address and not NL.

MartinCorridon:
It wouldn't .

They will continue to speculate about Tinubu's successor.

By 2040, they will continue till South South takes turn of the South.

Then North till 2048 and then South West for next 8 years.

Yet they will continue all these bulababuisms

How do we cure their collective madness ?

Kanwulia:
Imagine one that doesn’t have a certificate using fraudulent judges to remove one with a certificate!

Wonders!😂

By Jan 17th 2027, this forum will return to normalcy for the first time in 4ys

dimeji1:
They should just go and build it in Antarctica abi or come to Nigeria to get the land almost next to nothing and build power plant to support the operations.

That's why Trump wants to annex Greenland.

The interior of Greenland is the largest ice sheet outside Antarctica and the Arctic circle.

ebuk4real:
And you read him mentioned Obi ?

Chai..

Obi has really messed up your mental health. Sorry man.

Do you even read?

Read the OP again and see where Dickson said that slots for the SE went to the NDC presidential candidates and where he also condemned the primaries that were conducted.

kaywhy09:
So human should sacrifice their functionality for ai to function

A few years back, Nestle CEO said in an interview that access to water should not be a right .

That water should be treated as a commodity and not an essential human rights.

The US and Israel refused to vote on a UN resolution that access to food be declared a human right.

moscow007:
I've said it times without numbers, no human being should worth beyond a billion dollars.

Anything more than that turns you to a monster.

For you to be worth more than a billion dollars you must've killed a lot of people and devoid of conscience and human sympathy.

Human beings will be nothing but numbers to you.

Very correct

There's an amount of wealth that brings out the demigod in people.

Bezzos and co are so greedy to have this planet for themselves that they will cull the population if they could .

CodeTemplar:
i can see they used conspiracy theories to swear for some people.

Jeff Bezzos telling you to cut down on your water use is conspiracy theory abi?

Jeff Bezzos like the average billionaire out there does not give a rats ass about you .

They have amassed so much wealth, that money is no longer an issue

What they want now is a world for themselves and their families only and if it takes culling humanity, so be it.

ebuk4real:
No problems. Let the drug Lord be on the ballot and Mr Obi be on it too. By the voting, You will see why they say most sane Nigerians are not educated clowns like you. We await 2027

You left the crux of this thread which is Dickson accusing Peter Obi of conducting sham primaries that only saw to his annionted candidates emerging as winners .

As usual, Giringori deflected all blames to others which in this case was Dickson


Dickson now has come out to state it clearly that he had no hand in any primaries conducted and that he himself did not interfere with Primaries conducted in his home state of Bayelsa.

Dickson also addressed the simmering rumours that he is working for Tinubu which the sore losers8 in the Obidient camp and ever blameless Obi are now peddling by stating that Tinubu remains his food friend dating back to their days in NADECO and later AD.

You left your Obi and began attacking Dickson and Tinubu for the rubbish cash and carry primaries that Obi conducted in the SE.

NwaNimo1:
Executive Summary

An akara business is one of the lowest-cost food businesses in Nigeria with consistent daily demand. Customers include workers, students, commuters, market traders and households purchasing breakfast.

With good positioning, quality, and hygiene, a small roadside operation can generate **₦8,000–₦30,000+ daily profit**, depending on location and sales volume. Actual performance varies by location, pricing, ingredient costs, and waste. Food businesses in Nigeria continue to require careful planning because equipment, fuel, and ingredients have become significantly more expensive.

Startup Capital

| Item | Estimated Cost (₦) |
| --------------------------- | -----------------:
| Large commercial frying pan | 35,000 |
| Street stove (wood-fired) | 45,000 |
| Alternative kerosene stove | 40,000 |
| Large mortar & pestle | 30,000 |
| Buckets & bowls | 12,000 |
| Frying spoon/skimmer | 8,000 |
| Serving trays | 10,000 |
| Plastic tables | 18,000 |
| Chairs | 15,000 |
| Umbrella/shade | 35,000 |
| Wooden kiosk/stall | 180,000 |
| Signboard | 20,000 |
| Initial beans purchase | 80,000 |
| Vegetable oil | 90,000 |
| Pepper, onions & seasoning | 35,000 |
| Firewood | 25,000 |
| Kerosene reserve | 15,000 |
| Packaging paper | 12,000 |
| Nylon bags | 8,000 |
| Aprons & hair nets | 8,000 |
| Working capital | 150,000 |

Estimated Startup Capital

Low Budget (operate under umbrella) **₦500,000–₦700,000**

Medium Budget (permanent roadside kiosk) **₦900,000–₦1,300,000**


Equipment Required

Cooking Equipment

* Commercial cast iron frying pan
* Heavy-duty street stove
* Firewood
* Kerosene (backup)
* Matches/lighter
* Metal oil container

Food Preparation

* Large mortar & pestle
* Grinding machine access (or own grinder)
* Large bowls
* Measuring containers
* Knives
* Chopping board
* Mixing spoon

Frying Utensils

* Long skimmer
* Frying spoon
* Oil strainer
* Cooling tray
* Draining basket

Sales Equipment

* Display tray
* Table
* Plastic chairs
* Umbrella
* Cash box
* Mobile money/transfer QR
* Cooler for drinks

Daily Ingredients

| Item | Daily Cost (₦) |
| ---------------- | -------------: |
| Beans | 18,000 |
| Vegetable oil | 10,000 |
| Pepper | 2,500 |
| Onions | 3,000 |
| Salt & seasoning | 500 |
| Firewood | 2,500 |
| Packaging | 1,000 |
| Miscellaneous | 2,500 |

Total Daily Operating Cost

**≈ ₦40,000**


# Pricing Example

Suppose one batch produces:

500 pieces of akara

Selling price:

* ₦100 per piece

Daily sales:

500 × ₦100

= **₦50,000**

Gross Profit

₦50,000 − ₦40,000

= **₦10,000/day**

If selling 800–1,000 pieces daily, profits can increase substantially because many fixed daily costs do not rise proportionally.

Monthly Projection

| Item | Amount (₦) |
| --------------- | ----------: |
| Sales | 1,500,000 |
| Operating Costs | 1,200,000 |
| Net Profit | **300,000** |

A busy location can exceed these figures, while a poor location may fall below them.

Best Locations

* Near bus stops
* Markets
* Schools
* Universities
* Office districts
* Hospitals
* Church entrances
* Factory gates

Breakfast traffic (6:00–10:00 am) is usually the strongest.

Products to Sell Together

Increase average customer spend by offering:

* Akamu (pap)
* Bread
* Tea
* Agbado
* Soft drinks
* Sachet water
* Bottled water
* Boiled eggs
* Moi Moi
*Hooooooneeeyyy

Many successful vendors earn as much from complementary items as from akara itself.

Marketing Strategy

* Bright, clean stall
* Consistent taste
* Fresh oil
* Fast service
* Bonus scheme ("Buy 10, get 1 free"
* Early opening (before competitors)

Risks

* Rising bean prices
* Rising cooking oil prices
* Rain reducing foot traffic
* Local government levies and thugs
* Fire hazards
* Environmental hygiene issues


Maintain a reserve fund and review prices regularly as ingredient costs change.

Growth Plan

Stage 1 (Months 1–6)**

* One roadside stall
* Owner-operated
* Build loyal customers

Stage 2 (Months 7–18)**

* Hire one assistant
* Add pap and drinks
* Increase production capacity

Stage 3 (Years 2–3)**

* Open additional stalls
* Supply offices and schools
* Introduce branded packaging

Success Factors

* High-footfall location
* Consistent product quality
* Clean frying oil
* Fast customer service
* Strict cost control
* Fresh ingredients
* Good hygiene
* Accurate daily records of sales, costs, and waste

A well-run akara business can be started on a relatively modest budget and scaled into a multi-location, multi million naira enterprise by reinvesting profits and expanding into complementary breakfast products.

You people will just be abusing AI for rubbish.

This was lifted straight out of chatgpt.

Ask me how I know.

Eriokanmi:
Why are these guys so delusional in their thinking? See how they shifted from the subject matter and jumped over Peter Obi . its like you saw him whipping you with koboko last night in your dreams

What's your problem exactly...because the sponsored entity approached the lokoja court claiming ownership of the generic victory logo, which is being used globally? Keep drooling ok? The ruling won't see the light of the day.

Dickson took a jab on your Giringori .

He specifically used the SE NDC primaries as an example in which he said it was zoned to Obi to coordinate.

Both NDC Kano and SE primaries where zoned to Kwankwaso and obi respectively to produce candidates under the party.

These are the two regions that produced the highest number of complaints over how the party flag bearers emerged .

Dickson specifically referenced the SE and compared how he did not influence who emerged from his own Bayelsa state.

Dickson is accusing both Peter Obi and Kwankwasso for all the issues that arose after the primaries.

You can also see how Dickson had to explain his relationship with Tinubu going far back to NADECO in a bid to throw off accusations that are being peddled that he is working for Tinubu.

It's all a big fcking mess and Dickson had to come out to state the root of the crisis rocking NDC following their party primaries and he is accusing both Obi and Kwankwasso for all the mess.

Wickedfacts:
When you keep jumping from house to house like a serial tenant, this is the kind of disgrace that you will be facing.

Not a tenant but a squatter .

Remember: Giringori no dey give shishi

MadamDMadam:
It’s not as compulsory as the media portrays it to be. I only tipped those who gave great service and I wasn’t harassed or called out by those I didn’t tip. For reference, in New York and Miami.

Some establishments allow waiters add it to your bill automatically .

It's only a few select states that forced all restaurants to ensure their workers earn minimum wage .

You will be blacklisted by restaurants if you refuse to pay up a tip

Isobug:
If we say Nigeria is gone, it doesn't necessarily means that there's no Nigeria but that means there's no iota of leadership in Nigeria. Say something like this and those who claim their tribesmen are in leadership will attack you with fire and brimstone.
Now just tell me how this type of thing should be happening freely in a country with good leadership. Pres Bola has failed this country simple truth

Giringori will never be President .

Just know this.

warrah:
Have you completed your daily online task of spewing insults and trash?

It's my passion's desire to make your online existence especially on this forum and board totally miserable.

I will do it for free anytime of the day knowing I am making one obidient feel uncomfortable in their own skin.

Kobojunkie:
Employer's market? The employee decides the most qualified candidate for the job out of many potential candidates.

First, go and get a dictionary to understand who and what is considered an Employer and how it differs with an Employee

You are just basking in your ignorance all over this thread .

warrah:
When fuuls resort to insults, it often reflects a lack of intelligence, an inability to engage with ideas or respond with reasoned arguments.

Read what you wrote out loud to whoever you see in a mirror.

Kobojunkie:
Look, the bottom line is that companies have the right to choose the pay model they think best suits their business needs. If you don't like the pay, leave the job and find yourself some place else that would pay you what you would prefer. That is common sense!

No. Companies don't have the choice to pay whatever they think is fair to themselves.

Companies must abide by labour and employment regulations and payment guidelines.

That's why there is minimum wage , OSHA regulations , limits on working hours - 40hrs a week with weekends and public holidays off plus benefit payments that include vacation periods.

This is the 21st century and not some Dickinson Work House era.

Kobojunkie:
The one spewing trash here is you. People must work; that is fine.

I am sorry, but that is nonsense! Part of deciding what job to take includes deciding whether the pay is right for you.

It's an employer's market and not a would-be employee's.

The employer has the last say on who to employ .

Don't make it seem that the average person gets to freely choose the jobs they want.

It's all down to making a living towards paying bills and having income to sustain yourself and given that one has to go job hunting, the choices are scarce and in-between and depends on whose hiring and what they are looking for in an employee.

If it's down to choice of the employee , why do we have so many unemployed people ?

Or are you saying those unemployed chose to remain unemployed and broke ?

Guy fck outta here.

HacheNoire:
In Nigeria, we call it corporate begging while it’s called tipping in the US.

We call it bribery which is illegal, but they call it lobbying, which is not illegal.

And in same US, prostitution is considered a vice and is illegal but it is an artistic expression and free speech if you film yourself getting paid to have sex with someone.and have it distributed .

It is Ok for same sex couples to marry but it is highly illegal to have more than one wife.

It is considered illegal in many parts of America to be seen walking.on the streets- they call it Jay walking.

You will be jailed in America if you don't walk your dog .

It's ok in America to walk stark n@ked on the streets and engage in homosexual acts in broad daylight as long as it's a gay pride parade but it's considered offensive if you preach the bible on the streets.

America is fck up .

Kobojunkie:
1. You forget that waitressing as a job is not mandatory or forced. An individual can choose to work

2. Here are two resources to help engage you in answering the questions you have there.
* https://www.dol.gov/agencies/whd/fact-sheets/15-tipped-employees-flsa
* https://www.dol.gov/agencies/whd/state/minimum-wage/tipped

3. That is not true. Also, tipping culture in the US came from Europe over 50 years ago.

4. Again, the work is not forced or mandatory.

Why has the restaurant business been able to get away from not paying minimum wage to their waiting staff?

The only other sector you see this arrangement is in strip clubs .

And no job is mandated on anybody.
People work because they need to earn a living.

I am sure 99.9% of waiting staff will not hesitate to quit their jobs if they could get a better job that has a guaranteed income by the end of the day.

Most waiters/waitresses who remain waiting tables because for some they like interacting with people .

Others prefer the job because they hardly pay any taxes and they also get to draw welfare benefits.

So stop spewing your ignorant trash here.