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Car TalkRe: Where It's Safe To Sleep In Your Car Overnight In Nigeria by FuckingMachine(f): 10:37pm On Nov 23, 2023
ibinaboonline:
Fela shrine in Ikeja? Thanks very much for your recommendations.
Just buy Chelsea dry gin for boys first otherwise you go hear am.
Car TalkRe: Where It's Safe To Sleep In Your Car Overnight In Nigeria by FuckingMachine(f): 10:06pm On Nov 23, 2023
Fela shrine
Elegushi/Oniru beach
Farm City
PoliticsRe: Fct Minister Receives Cuban, Mexican Envoys by FuckingMachine(f): 9:21pm On Nov 23, 2023
Mexico and Cuba are known as drug havens.
PoliticsRe: Greedy Nature & Covetousness For Lagos State. by FuckingMachine(f): 9:21pm On Nov 23, 2023
As far as I'm concerned, Lagos belongs to the Igbos.
SportsRe: Katia Bissonnette: Female Boxer Withdraws From Tournament Over Transgender Rival by FuckingMachine(f):
Bliss62:
cool


Fight Bobrisky at your own risk, he has denser bone and more BMI than a Lady his size


.
That's why no Nigerian female can Bleep with him despite their agidi. Even Tonto Dikeh don't want that smoke because one punch from Idris can reset her faculties plus the Police case will be very difficult to solve.
RomanceRe: Who Else Has Noticed This Among Girls Below 20 ?. by FuckingMachine(f): 8:47pm On Nov 23, 2023
As a fucking machine, OP is a coward.
Every woman wants to be slutted out - including your Pastor's wife.

Any woman I catch can never forget me.
FoodRe: Chef Dammy Has Reportedly Been Arrested By Her Pastor For Defaming Him by FuckingMachine(f): 8:45pm On Nov 23, 2023
She can actually set a new record of the longest prison cookathon.
HealthRe: Do You Know Anyone Who Has Had Serious Side Effects From The Covid Vax? by FuckingMachine(f): 4:45pm On Nov 23, 2023
Jamie Foxx
CelebritiesRe: 6 Nigerian Celebrities Who Became More Popular After Their Death by FuckingMachine(f): 4:25pm On Nov 23, 2023
immortalcrown:
The inclusion of Ola Dip is funny 🤣
Did you resurrect him?
CrimeRe: Terrorist Arrested After Planting Bomb To Kill Civilians, Including Children by FuckingMachine(f): 4:18pm On Nov 23, 2023
BetterHeadline:
a 38-year-old woman with Islamic extremist sympathies
Na dem.

FoodRe: What Dish Can You Cook So Well? (pictures) by FuckingMachine(f): 4:15pm On Nov 23, 2023
I have an abacha stove in my stomach.
I swallow your food cook it properly, release smoke then sleep off.
CelebritiesRe: Breaking: Fire Guts Singer Small Doctor’s House by FuckingMachine(f): 3:30pm On Nov 23, 2023
Eze Ego started like this.
RomanceRe: 10 Ways To Know If A Girl Is Into “hookup” Business by FuckingMachine(f): 3:20pm On Nov 23, 2023
Namaster:
Q: How to know if a girl is into hookup?

A: She's a girl.
Gbam.
CelebritiesRe: Rapper Oladips Shares Proof He's Alive & Healthy Days After Faking His Death by FuckingMachine(f): 3:14pm On Nov 23, 2023
RIP to him in advance.
His wish must be granted.
FamilyRe: Six Habits That Prove A Person Was Born In A Poor Family by FuckingMachine(f):
7. Entitlement mentality

People born in poor homes usually believe that they are entitled to the money and possessions of the affluent ones around them.


8. Lack of Appreciation

Poor people are usually ungrateful and can go to the extent of blaming their benefactor for their woes even when they were miserable long before he/she came around.


9. Belief in Juju

Poor people relate every single positive/negative occurrence to the spiritual. They also believe success is attained by juju because they were born into a home where nothing big happened no matter the level of effort put in.


10. Competition

Poor people are highly competitive. This is because they are easily intimidated by everything. A neighbour laughing in his apartment can cause poor people to bring 3 of their lousy friends to disturb the vicinity the next day. A neighbour bringing home a chick for the night can lead to poor man bringing 3 dirty skanks for the next 3 days. The worst is you having anything they don't have. Poor people can compete against a 5KVA generator with an I Pass My Neighbour or their hire purchase Keke Marwa against a 4Runner jeep. When poor people can no longer compete they resort to gossip to try and destroy the reputation of the person they lost to.


Before you fear women, fear poor people.
CelebritiesRe: Chioma Adeleke's ₦280,000,000 Outfit To Her Husband's Show by FuckingMachine(f):
You really believe that's the price then you're dumber than a doornail.
RomanceRe: You Catch Your Woman Cheating?, Don’t Fight That Man, Simply Do These 7 Things. by FuckingMachine(f): 9:18pm On Nov 22, 2023
Rubbish.

You only need one rule: Bring out your phone and record everything.
PoliticsRe: Another Zelensky Just Got Propped Up In Argentina , by FuckingMachine(f): 5:02pm On Nov 22, 2023
DomPerignon:
It seems another Jew war is about to take place in Argentina
How is that Jew war?
Falklands Islands is located in Argentina. How does it belong to the criminal British living 100k kilometres away?

Since when did Britain become Jewish?? huh
This your propaganda dumb die.
SportsRe: Brazilian Police Attacks Argentina Fans (VIDEO) by FuckingMachine(f): 5:00pm On Nov 22, 2023
They should have beaten that thieving dwarf and retrieved the 4 BDOs he stole.

Thief.
FamilyRe: Any Time I Turn Him Down He Goes To Bed , Is Everything Alright? - Lady Seek Adv by FuckingMachine(f): 4:55pm On Nov 22, 2023
EEIA:
For this reply, your year 2024 shall be blessed.

Say Amen and thank me later cool
Amen
FamilyRe: Any Time I Turn Him Down He Goes To Bed , Is Everything Alright? - Lady Seek Adv by FuckingMachine(f): 4:37pm On Nov 22, 2023
SportsRe: Is Lebron The Greatest NBA Player? by FuckingMachine(f): 2:58pm On Nov 22, 2023
He needs to first surpass Kobe Bryant, Shaq, Magic Johnson & co. He can't even shake off Steph Curry.
FamilyRe: Any Time I Turn Him Down He Goes To Bed , Is Everything Alright? - Lady Seek Adv by FuckingMachine(f): 12:27pm On Nov 22, 2023
You thought you were indispensable?

And of all things to weaponize you chose sex which means that's all you have to offer and he should see you as an olosho.

You couldn't send him packing, couldn't seize the car you bought him or shut down the business you opened for him because you are broke and worthless, you denied him sex because that's all you have.

You are a leech.
PoliticsRe: Makoko Slums Is The World's Largest Floating Slum. Located In Lagos Nigeria � by FuckingMachine(f): 10:25am On Nov 22, 2023
Yaribanza and dirtiness.

HealthRe: Milky "Garri" Discharge Help by FuckingMachine(f):
codedgalaxy:
Nlanders pls a quick question.
My guy straffed one "ent" yesterday.
He told me that normally the babe was sweet, but his concern now, is that during sex there were milky stuffs like "garri" coming out of her vj.
Pls what is this, is it okay?
and has anyone experiensed this before?
Say the truth and let the devil be ashamed.
Foreign AffairsRe: "Why You Shouldn't Relocate To Canada" – Advice For Africans From A Lady (video) by FuckingMachine(f): 7:16pm On Nov 21, 2023
I'm coming to see for myself.
RomanceRe: This Post Has Change My Thinking Completely. by FuckingMachine(f): 7:13pm On Nov 21, 2023
Don't blame them. Blame simps.
Simps do anything for pussy.

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