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RomanceRe: Why Don't Ladies Talk About Sex Like Men by FuckingMachine(f): 11:22pm On Nov 25, 2023
I'm amazed how naive all the commenters so far are.

Women are more explicit in their sexcapades than men will ever dare to be the only difference is that they don't speak about it openly like men like to brag with. Women talk about sex a lot more than men will ever hope to. If you see two female best friends talking alone they are talking sex 80% of the time. They know it sef. The females reading this thread will be laughing and shaking their head right now.


I cannot even believe this.
Kids full dis Nairaland.
PoliticsRe: Bandits Kidnap 100 Zamfara Residents For Failing To Pay ₦110M Protection Levy by FuckingMachine(f): 8:52pm On Nov 25, 2023
Too bad that rag tag terrorists are more effective than Tinubu's government.
SportsRe: Who Is The Greatest Nigerian Goalkeeper Of All Time? by FuckingMachine(f): 8:44pm On Nov 25, 2023
Vincent Enyeama


None of the others achieved half of his feats. Rufai was a basket so don't even try that rubbish. Rufai benefitted from being part of Nigeria's most gifted set ever and every time the ball got to him, a goal was sure to be conceded. The 70/80s set were just nostalgia. If they were so good how come Nigeria didn't qualify for any World Cup in their time winning only ONE AFCON?

Vincent Enyeama hands down abeg.
SportsChelsea Equalize At The Death 4-4 (full Time) by FuckingMachine(op): 7:28pm On Nov 25, 2023
4-4

Pochettino 90+3
Boehly 90+5
Tuchel 90+11
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Newcastle Vs Chelsea (4 - 1) On 25th November 2023 by FuckingMachine(f): 5:59pm On Nov 25, 2023
When I dey talk am say dreadlocks people no dey stable una tink say I no know wetin I dey talk.

Chelsea need to force barb all the dreads in their team if they want to suceed.
PoliticsRe: Opobo Is Igbo Land Deal With It by FuckingMachine(f): 5:48pm On Nov 25, 2023
Only a delusional person doesn't know that Rivers State is Igbo. The whole South South partition is just for Afonjers that don't leave their region.

How can you ignore events of mere 200 years ago where Igbos lived and controlled slave trade in same Rivers State to tell me that you're of a different tribe?

As a matter of fact, any non-Igbo tribe in Rivers State must be the leftover slaves that settled there after slave trade was abolished and no longer lucrative.
CelebritiesRe: VeryDarkBlackman Reacts To IsraelDMW's Issue With His Wife, Sheila (Video) by FuckingMachine(f): 5:39pm On Nov 25, 2023
Any man with nose ring is gay.
PoliticsRe: Dear Seun, You Need A Task Force by FuckingMachine(f): 5:01pm On Nov 25, 2023
I want to head this crack team.

Makes sense since I'm the numero uno on matters of tribalism, misogyny and ethnic bigotry. There's no trick of the trade I don't know and I innovate better than anyone else in that regard.


Seun mynd44 nlfpmod wouldn't you agree?
RomanceRe: Help! I Get Unnecessary Erections by FuckingMachine(f): 3:51pm On Nov 25, 2023
EmekaBlue:
grin grin grin
Finished ke! Or u don look the types wey dey entice u

Dem plenty na...I was like that before but I just forced myself to find other things doing instead of thinking of women body...It's your choice to make and a hard decision but you can if you really want to stop or drastically minimize because it's not too bad for the body
You mean gay porn?

FamilyRe: How Do You Handle A Promiscuous Sister? by FuckingMachine(f): 3:43pm On Nov 25, 2023
Samantha124:
Don't be surprised when you hear news of her getting married at the age of 25, because such ladies are always lucky in finding the right guy to settle down with and they'll immediately drop their old lifestyle.

She's just going through a phase right now.
What phase?
PoliticsRe: Isn't A Digitized Process Faster And Cheaper? by FuckingMachine(f): 3:01pm On Nov 25, 2023
Nigerians are the most wicked set of creatures on Earth. Anything designed to ease life burdens them.

The Devil was cast down to Nigeria.
RomanceRe: Help! I Get Unnecessary Erections by FuckingMachine(f): 2:58pm On Nov 25, 2023
EmekaBlue:
Xvideos.com will ruin you
I've finished all their videos.
Pornhub and xhamster too.


Any recommendations?
CelebritiesRe: Portable Call Out UK Show Promoter, Bilique After Embassy Refuse His Wife Visa by FuckingMachine(f): 2:56pm On Nov 25, 2023
I fail to see the promoter's fault here.
This is why education is important in life.



Promoter knows he's dealing with a riffraff with his "you dis boy... I no just understand you" line. I still blame Olamide for opening the doors to these ghetto toutist set of musicians. It will be difficult to purge them.
RomanceRe: How Can I Handle This Small Girl ? by FuckingMachine(f): 2:53pm On Nov 25, 2023
1. Strip stark naked with your prick erect and stand by your window.
2. Make a sound so she peeps inside to the shock awaiting her.
3. Don't say a word.
4. Just stare dead in her eyes.



Two things will happen. Either you start fucking her or she will never return there again.
CrimeRe: Landlord’s Son Stabs Tenant To Death Over Parking Space by FuckingMachine(f): 2:47pm On Nov 25, 2023
post=127158721:
Taiye Adebayo
Another member of the tribe of ritual murderers

Jobs/VacanciesRe: We Credit Staff(Loan App Lenders) Disgracing His Organization by FuckingMachine(f): 4:13am On Nov 25, 2023
Hahahahahahaha
grin grin grin
Car TalkRe: 5 Most Popular Car Brand In Nigeria by FuckingMachine(f): 7:13pm On Nov 24, 2023
Honda Pilot
Toyota 4Runner
Hyundai Elantra
Toyota Matrix
Ford Edge
Acura MDX
AutosRe: Clean Registered 2008 Volvo XC90 For Sale by FuckingMachine(f): 5:12pm On Nov 24, 2023
V8 for dis Tilumbu economy? shocked
I give you 1 month. You go beg for 1.5m.
CrimeRe: Man Armed With Knife Attacks Passers-by, Including Children, Shouts Allah Akbar by FuckingMachine(f): 5:11pm On Nov 24, 2023
BetterHeadline:
“Allah Akbar.”
The password for instant death.
Tufiakwa!!
FoodRe: See The N200 Watermelon I Bought In Calabar This Afternoon by FuckingMachine(f): 5:10pm On Nov 24, 2023
GoWithGood:
What left of the shell
Oga let this be the last time you touch a watermelon again. Na only you dey hungry?? angry
CelebritiesRe: Heartbreaking Moment Korra Obidi Discovered She Was Denied US Citizenship (Vid) by FuckingMachine(f): 5:04pm On Nov 24, 2023
So she set up a camera just for this?
Omo

To Bleep this girl go sweet cos dumb bitches are the sweetest to Bleep. "Suck it", done. "Lick my balls", done. "I'll finger your asshole", she agrees. No argument or plenty English debate. grin


And you keep wondering why smart women stay single forever.
CrimeRe: Imo PDP Chairman Murdered by FuckingMachine(f): 5:03pm On Nov 24, 2023
Tinubu x Uzodinma on the beat
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Pls I Need Ur Orientation On How To Manage A Female Boss At Work by FuckingMachine(f): 1:25pm On Nov 24, 2023
Bleep her.
PoliticsRe: Youths Have Lost Touch With Their Roots – Traditionalist by FuckingMachine(f): 10:05am On Nov 24, 2023
Because your shrine customers don drop.

PoliticsRe: Tinubu Wades Into Akeredolu, Aiyedatiwa’s Feud by FuckingMachine(f): 9:32am On Nov 24, 2023
He's no longer waging war against Niger?
Fool.

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