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I'm amazed how naive all the commenters so far are. Women are more explicit in their sexcapades than men will ever dare to be the only difference is that they don't speak about it openly like men like to brag with. Women talk about sex a lot more than men will ever hope to. If you see two female best friends talking alone they are talking sex 80% of the time. They know it sef. The females reading this thread will be laughing and shaking their head right now. I cannot even believe this. Kids full dis Nairaland. |
Too bad that rag tag terrorists are more effective than Tinubu's government. |
Vincent Enyeama None of the others achieved half of his feats. Rufai was a basket so don't even try that rubbish. Rufai benefitted from being part of Nigeria's most gifted set ever and every time the ball got to him, a goal was sure to be conceded. The 70/80s set were just nostalgia. If they were so good how come Nigeria didn't qualify for any World Cup in their time winning only ONE AFCON? Vincent Enyeama hands down abeg. |
4-4 Pochettino 90+3 Boehly 90+5 Tuchel 90+11 |
When I dey talk am say dreadlocks people no dey stable una tink say I no know wetin I dey talk. Chelsea need to force barb all the dreads in their team if they want to suceed. |
Only a delusional person doesn't know that Rivers State is Igbo. The whole South South partition is just for Afonjers that don't leave their region. How can you ignore events of mere 200 years ago where Igbos lived and controlled slave trade in same Rivers State to tell me that you're of a different tribe? As a matter of fact, any non-Igbo tribe in Rivers State must be the leftover slaves that settled there after slave trade was abolished and no longer lucrative. |
Any man with nose ring is gay. |
I want to head this crack team. Makes sense since I'm the numero uno on matters of tribalism, misogyny and ethnic bigotry. There's no trick of the trade I don't know and I innovate better than anyone else in that regard. Seun mynd44 nlfpmod wouldn't you agree? |
EmekaBlue:You mean gay porn?
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Samantha124:What phase? |
Nigerians are the most wicked set of creatures on Earth. Anything designed to ease life burdens them. The Devil was cast down to Nigeria. |
EmekaBlue:I've finished all their videos. Pornhub and xhamster too. Any recommendations? |
I fail to see the promoter's fault here. This is why education is important in life. Promoter knows he's dealing with a riffraff with his "you dis boy... I no just understand you" line. I still blame Olamide for opening the doors to these ghetto toutist set of musicians. It will be difficult to purge them. |
1. Strip stark naked with your prick erect and stand by your window. 2. Make a sound so she peeps inside to the shock awaiting her. 3. Don't say a word. 4. Just stare dead in her eyes. Two things will happen. Either you start fucking her or she will never return there again. |
post=127158721:Another member of the tribe of ritual murderers |
Hahahahahahaha ![]() |
Honda Pilot Toyota 4Runner Hyundai Elantra Toyota Matrix Ford Edge Acura MDX |
V8 for dis Tilumbu economy? I give you 1 month. You go beg for 1.5m. |
BetterHeadline:The password for instant death. Tufiakwa!! |
GoWithGood:Oga let this be the last time you touch a watermelon again. Na only you dey hungry?? ![]() |
So she set up a camera just for this? Omo To Bleep this girl go sweet cos dumb bitches are the sweetest to Bleep. "Suck it", done. "Lick my balls", done. "I'll finger your asshole", she agrees. No argument or plenty English debate. ![]() And you keep wondering why smart women stay single forever. |
Tinubu x Uzodinma on the beat |
Bleep her. |
Because your shrine customers don drop. |
He's no longer waging war against Niger? Fool. |
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