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Celebrities / Re: Dj Cuppy And Her Dog Shares Hot Mouth Kisses While She Was Exercising In The Gym by fuckpro: 7:03am On Mar 11, 2022
CheedyJ:

Yeah they always do but only when you allow them..I'm a dog lover & dey are well gromed & clean but I'd never allow dem kiss me on d lips..

...agreed
Celebrities / Re: Dj Cuppy And Her Dog Shares Hot Mouth Kisses While She Was Exercising In The Gym by fuckpro: 3:09pm On Mar 10, 2022
... You guys are so primitive

Dogs always do that when they like you
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Is Acting Strange by fuckpro: 11:39am On Mar 08, 2022
Aren't you aware its lent and she may be in deep communion with her maker
Foreign Affairs / Re: Russia Issues List Of "Unfriendly Countries", Considering Actions Against Them by fuckpro: 6:58am On Mar 08, 2022
Malory:
Even when friendly countries will be listed Nigeria won't still be there because they are not worthy of mentioning All thanks to the lifeless

...how can a cemetery be worthy of mention
Religion / Re: Could Russia's Invasion Of Ukraine Be A Fulfilment Of Biblical Prophecy? by fuckpro: 3:03pm On Mar 06, 2022
OkCornel:


They should rebuild the Temple first and restore the daily sacrifices in there for a start. Until then, we are in for a very long wait.

Check Ron Wyatt
Religion / Re: Could Russia's Invasion Of Ukraine Be A Fulfilment Of Biblical Prophecy? by fuckpro: 2:49pm On Mar 06, 2022
OkCornel:
No Jewish temple, nothing dey happen yet…

Remember, Russia invaded Finland in 1939…

Remember, Germany and the Axis forces caused WW2 (1939 - 1945) which tortured and killed millions of Jews…


One piece of the jigsaw is missing. Until that temple Jesus made mention of in Matthew 24 is erected for the abomination of desolation to take place…make una forget end times talk.

It’s not the first time the world would be on the edge like this.

You will be alive to see it
the ark of the covenant was found decades ago and its the most important part
Foreign Affairs / Re: Ukraine Before Russia's Invasion In Pictures And Video by fuckpro: 10:53pm On Mar 03, 2022
...even the post war Ukraine will still fare better than Nigeria
...Nigeria since 1960 is the only country I know that's perpetually in darkness literally and figuratively, year in year out
Ukraine will come out of this in no distant future and take it's place in first world nations
...but Nigeria those pot belly senators and Reps and Nigeria leadership in general make sure its remains the 'epitome' of mediocrity

...how can a nation since 1999 don't have a single functioning refinery but buy back its God given product exorbitantly
This is systemic and institutionalize corruption
...and we all know it deep within us
Ask yourself are Nigerians normal
Programming / Re: How I Would Go About Learning Programming If I Was To Start Today (2021/2022) by fuckpro: 7:32pm On Feb 10, 2022
fuckpro:
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...I'm really taken aback that people like you still exist on this forum sir its a honour and well appreciated

I happen to be into Linux 'programming' how will that help if at all with frontend leaning curve

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Programming / Re: How I Would Go About Learning Programming If I Was To Start Today (2021/2022) by fuckpro: 7:31pm On Feb 10, 2022
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Ilekokonit:


The bolded above is so true and I'll liken it to sending 100 job applications everyday (as long as you have mastered or near mastered a particular IT skill-set which could be evidenced by having passed the certification exams in that tech field) and 100 job applications a day is possible as most IT jobs only request a CV ans short cover letter unlike other fields where unnecessary lengthy time consuming applications are still demanded in 2021 !!!!!

Hopefully more Nigerians will suss out that you don't need a degree to earn a very good work from home IT salary in todays tech world.

India's President probably had a crystal ball when in 1957 he prioritised IT education in his country and this had paid off such that India is not only the top destination for offshoring IT jobs from Europe and America but the top IT companies in silicon valley have uncountable Indians as their top programmers - case in point Oracle and Microsoft.

With IT, the sky is the beginning of your earning potential and you can literally earn untold wealth in IT depending on if you are ready to learn your craft to MASTER level and even if you don't want to stress your brain by continual reading / learning you can still earn good pay once you pass that first certification exam in any in-demand IT skillet.

There will always be a skills shortage in IT as there are not enough people to cope with the speed, volume and complexities of the IN DEMAND technologies that todays tech wizz kids are churning out sometimes from their bedrooms and sometimes they are still teenagers.

IT is one of the few fields you can earn $100,000 or more yearly while working from home all year round dressed in your pajamas so I'll encourage Nigerians to give it a go instead of spending too long or too much money on a Masters degree (or even a first degree) that may not be able to put food on the table.

You can always later do a degree or a masters degree part time while earning good money in an IT job and this is only if you feel the need to do so.

The payback period if you at least pass the introductory certification exam for an in demand IT skillset could be as little as 3 months if you are willing to spend at least 12 hours a day 7 days a week learning / practicing the IT skillset you have chosen and pass the introductory certification exam within those 3 months . You can actually then continually earn money using what you learnt in those 3 months for a long time to come as long as you learnt it properly and did not take short cuts.
...I'm really taken aback that people like you still exist on this forum its well appreciated

I happen to be into Linux 'programming' how will that help if at all with frontend leaning curve

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Celebrities / Re: Woman’s Breast Spills Out Of Her Dress In A Public Bus In Lagos (photos) by fuckpro: 11:48am On Feb 07, 2022
...its her business
She force the breast for your mouth
...NEXT!!!

Any man who is constantly complaining about this is prone to acute masturbation or a struggling addict
So my advice is seek medical rehab break the retrogressive habit

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Business / Re: Nigeria Home To 9,100 Dollar-Millionaires, Worth $207 Billion by fuckpro: 4:09pm On Nov 15, 2021
iyke2frankeze:
Na to just hit the billion dollar mark na him be my only concern right now.

... Make I no read your trial for Malaysia oooo grin grin
Business / Re: Nigeria Home To 9,100 Dollar-Millionaires, Worth $207 Billion by fuckpro: 3:45pm On Nov 15, 2021
revived:
Lol

There are actually more than this figure

Alot of crypto millionaires unknown

You just said something others have missed

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Phones / Re: How I Was Almost Killed By Lightening While Charging My Phone!! by fuckpro: 2:07pm On Nov 03, 2021
DSC7:
It was raining yesterday and Fortunately Nepa refused to take light.....

I was Charging my phone and surfing the Internet when the Lightening struck.....

What saved me was my phone that dropped off my hands, i would have been gone by now....

My vision became blurry while my legs and hands went numb.....

Have anyone experienced such?

And what should be the first Aid treatment?..

This exact experience happened to me on 30th of October 2021
Lighting occurred not the thunder and all heard last was 'tick' sound that was the electrocution point at the time I thought it was rare you could see the wonderment when I saw this thread part of the reason is my phone doesn't have pouch or protective covering so I was exposed to its metallic body
Anyway it sure wasn't my 1000 ways to die

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Romance / Re: The Suffering Women Go Through In The Name Of Marriage (photo) by fuckpro: 4:10pm On Oct 31, 2021
Nyascobar1414:


difference btw 5'oclock newspaper and 7'oclock newspaper....

Pit of smelling sewage,
sardine they say...
If your pussy ain't smelling, not even minding during menstruation, let buhari win election come 2023.. But if not
ah leave you to your conscience

spits!


Mind you dont quote me again

HOE LOW SHOW

This is body shaming,its for low life's
...a woman is what she is,magnificently made go mold yourself one and let's see your perfect creation

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Politics / Re: Nigerians Cry Out Over High Cost Of Cooking Gas by fuckpro: 3:28pm On Oct 31, 2021
Samson0599:

At least UK is effectively reactive by having an emergency meeting on the soaring prices, that's a nation that cares. What steps has Nigerian govt took so far? None

...election year is fast approaching funds must be raised by any means necessary so please let's buy obediently

...2023 let's vote another elder since Nigeria is a huge village square with instant gratifying youths
Politics / Re: See How Governor Okezia Ikpeazu Was Humbled To Stand Inside A Train In The US by fuckpro: 9:51am On Oct 31, 2021
...this is the land of the free
not rebranded village elders council

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Business / Re: SCAM ALERT: Theobarth grant disbursement by fuckpro: 8:48am On Oct 31, 2021
Aremolekunowo:
I saw the supreme grants on the Telegram today, they are already having issue of trust and the voice note tretning a certain guy with efcc and dss for trying to defraud supreme grants customers. I think more and more grants are still knocking on the doors of Nigeria. Supreme grants is based in Uyo.

...Lies
you need to get your head examine
Education / Re: UNN Female Student Strips Off, Goes Half Naked During Students' Party (VIDEO) by fuckpro: 9:32am On Oct 30, 2021
Alusiizizi:


Read my post more carefully, I have no interest in emigrating "to these economies".

That's why putting up a point can't be done without slur
...please try an improve on your social skills
Education / Re: UNN Female Student Strips Off, Goes Half Naked During Students' Party (VIDEO) by fuckpro: 6:15am On Oct 30, 2021
Alusiizizi:


I wish halfwits like you would all just emigrate to UK, USA or wherever it is that you believe that people conduct themselves like degenerates and leave us Nigerians with our all to retrograde values. Jackass!!!

...and I guess she is the reason millions like you want to migrate to these economies

It's also the reason there is high employment among youths

...always majoring in the electives and failing class
Education / Re: UNN Female Student Strips Off, Goes Half Naked During Students' Party (VIDEO) by fuckpro: 8:47pm On Oct 29, 2021
Legendoo:


Cool. Love gang bangs.

...sure you do I can see your mum cum dripping on your lips
she is really proud of what you become all smiles
Education / Re: UNN Female Student Strips Off, Goes Half Naked During Students' Party (VIDEO) by fuckpro: 8:14pm On Oct 29, 2021
Legendoo:

Awesome.

Send your mum's digits, will love to test anal on her.
When you done with your mum
You can bet your ass she will be waiting
Education / Re: UNN Female Student Strips Off, Goes Half Naked During Students' Party (VIDEO) by fuckpro: 7:35pm On Oct 29, 2021
Legendoo:


It's part of the new gen.no biggy.


... class dismissed
Education / Re: UNN Female Student Strips Off, Goes Half Naked During Students' Party (VIDEO) by fuckpro: 7:28pm On Oct 29, 2021
Legendoo:


Haha, my g .

This is the new generation, trust me your mom is doing doggy style as we speak.


Haha Lol your gay dad can't just have enough of her

I will send the artificial penis she used on him
...kinky old man
Education / Re: UNN Female Student Strips Off, Goes Half Naked During Students' Party (VIDEO) by fuckpro: 7:21pm On Oct 29, 2021
Legendoo:


No mind them, hypocrites wey no Sabi .

Even your mother is sucking some side dick as we speak.

We must do exactly what happens in sorority clubs in America.

...this what you get when a child is conceived in a brothel
I won't call your mum into this she is already aware you are a mistake

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Politics / Re: Biafran National Guards Parade Abia Streets Before Being Repelle By Army(video) by fuckpro: 5:36pm On Oct 29, 2021
...hmmm

Na wah oooo
Education / Re: UNN Female Student Strips Off, Goes Half Naked During Students' Party (VIDEO) by fuckpro: 5:25pm On Oct 29, 2021
...please Nigerians should stop this 'na me holy pass' a girl felt liberated enjoyed her self and dance with swim suit what's the pandemonium about, she did not strip

...see make una just stop this hypocritical national life but behind doors reckless abandonment is being done

This sort of things happens in colleges in UK and USA enmass and no eye brow is raise

Abeg make una go chill jare

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Celebrities / Re: Mr. Macaroni Confronts Policemen For Extorting Man Via ₦30,000 Transfer (Video) by fuckpro: 11:11am On Oct 25, 2021
Canada was right when she label NPF (SARS) as a criminal enterprise

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Education / Re: Trending In Futo: Over 170 Computer Science Students (300l) Bag "F" In Phy 201 by fuckpro: 7:22am On Oct 23, 2021
Jabarzee:
Why are computer science student , doing Physics in year 3 . The school and lecturers are not normal
...try and comprehend
that's year 2 phys result release for students now in yr 3
Romance / Re: What Does It Mean For A Girl To Cry During Strong Knacking by fuckpro: 9:18am On Oct 22, 2021
BKsoul:
You are beginning to sound like a broken record.... yen yen yen ... since morning, you have just been beating around the bush....no tangible or sensible insult from the merciless dude... you are just a waste of mentions... wo getat... let the next contestant come on board....

...one of the things learnt in psychology is when one encounter a barking but toothless canine one need only to demonstrate class then the four legged creature will cease growling,mellow down with legs up craving for a pat
good morning and have a grouchy free day
Romance / Re: What Does It Mean For A Girl To Cry During Strong Knacking by fuckpro: 9:06am On Oct 22, 2021
BKsoul:
when i finish talking to your mother.... then i grant my husband access to your father to speak with him... but for the maintime.... go play ps with my lastborn.... dunderhead...

...pls don't laugh chatting with you seem to evoke this image of the swearing parrot I watch on YouTube the similarity is striking

...but how do you do it wash mummy dishes and still keep up with the conversation - that's a talent - pls don't swear around the children won't want them turning out like you
-you need a shirt inscribed 'parental guidance advice'

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