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Programming / Re: Chronicle Of A Data Scientist/analyst by fuckpro: 4:59am On Jul 01, 2020
eboigbedavid1:
Although I'm just starting python, I can give anyone who is interested access to my Lynda account
Am interested pls
Celebrities / Re: Airline: We Mistook Naira Marley For Fashola. They Are "Bunch Of Useless People" by fuckpro: 10:09am On Jun 16, 2020
Edopesin:


An illiterate that doesn't mince words, Nigeria will be a better place if the illiterates in high places say things as they were

kudos to the man

What makes individuals that can hire a chartered flight useless,that's very low from the airline

Don't they have a media person
Marley should sue them

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Crime / Re: Anita Joseph: "Your Husband Can't Rape You" - Actress Dismisses Marital Rape by fuckpro: 9:39pm On Jun 14, 2020
Sterope:
You cant and don't own another human being. Marriage doesn't mean women stop being humans that deserve respect. It doesn't mean people lose their individualities. It is not consent to raped or forced to do what they don't want to. It is abuse.

Please relocate to a western country of your choice

As long you are married to my Nigerian brothers we will conduct unscheduled raids in your city when ever and where ever

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Crime / Re: Anita Joseph: "Your Husband Can't Rape You" - Actress Dismisses Marital Rape by fuckpro: 9:25pm On Jun 14, 2020
ibkayee:
A friend confided in her about being raped by her husband and she thought this was an appropriate response? What an insensitive piece of shit
Please remain single
Do not bring your fake reasoning to this platform

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Crime / Re: Anita Joseph: "Your Husband Can't Rape You" - Actress Dismisses Marital Rape by fuckpro: 9:18pm On Jun 14, 2020
MoodyQueen:
Marriage isn't consent.
This old woman should stop promoting evil.

Are you married, if not keep quiet

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Romance / Re: Have You Dated Someone Who Desperately Wanted To Get Married? by fuckpro: 8:33pm On Jun 14, 2020
Prettyvirginia:
cheesy You want to practise your lines on me?

I for make your skin glow but you will not understand
Romance / Re: Have You Dated Someone Who Desperately Wanted To Get Married? by fuckpro: 8:30pm On Jun 14, 2020
Westernlove:


grin Hehe Ode, That Konji wey dey hold you go soon clear for ya eye soon lol...... grin

Badt guy grin

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Romance / Re: Have You Dated Someone Who Desperately Wanted To Get Married? by fuckpro: 8:25pm On Jun 14, 2020
Westernlove:


grin Mumu...... Davash22 see one of your mumu students wey no dey gree stay for class receive your lectures.....The Niggur behind that Handle will be Smiling Sheepishly lol...... grin

My friend go and prepare for your junior WAEC
Or better still go help mummy in the kitchen

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Romance / Re: Have You Dated Someone Who Desperately Wanted To Get Married? by fuckpro: 6:03pm On Jun 14, 2020
rowland545:
pls don't put your frustration on me...I'm not d one that took your virginity embarassed

Stop insulting that damsel is it by force
Romance / Re: Have You Dated Someone Who Desperately Wanted To Get Married? by fuckpro: 6:01pm On Jun 14, 2020
Joshmuch:
Hmm, fuckpro wants to marry pretty virgin. She lives in West Virginia, Saponba road, Ota.

Every woman among many other attributes wish her man a fuckpro in the other room so don't get it twisted
Romance / Re: Have You Dated Someone Who Desperately Wanted To Get Married? by fuckpro: 5:49pm On Jun 14, 2020
Prettyvirginia:
Damn right sis. I get these kind of pressures a lot too. Heaven knows I'm not ready to marry till I'm 24. I have actually learnt to live the pressures


I think,no i believe you are the one I have been looking for am single and patient

Which state do you reside
Romance / Re: Have You Dated Someone Who Desperately Wanted To Get Married? by fuckpro: 4:47pm On Jun 14, 2020
adedayoa2:
one was so desperate that after some years he got married and i was still single, he was like shebi you see, you're still single, you should have married me. I told him, presntly i am still single, even if you still ask me to marry you, i will still say 'no'. He is still avoiding me, after many years.
Truth be told most of you have very wide pussy so no man can marry you

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Romance / Re: Have You Dated Someone Who Desperately Wanted To Get Married? by fuckpro: 4:43pm On Jun 14, 2020
sassysure:

U want to marry me cheesy
I am a married woman of course.

Just wanted to let you guys know it ain't easy on babes too. In dormitory, I was nicknamed one guys name because he couldn't give up. Till I went to uni.

He is one of my cousin's friend. Took my picture( don't know if its with his permission) from his house and enlarged. Hung in his sitting room.
When he finally got the message that I don't want to marry him, he went for another person. It was around Easter break and I came home from school, was jisting with a nebor when I saw a convoy of cars,asked and was told it's the guy. This guy still stopped, walked up to where me and the elderly woman were. Thank goodness for that woman. She deflected what would have hung me finally. I saw this guy with the wife drove pass me the next day, he stopped and came out to greet me. I have to involve the head of his family. I sneak in to my village towards late evening, use apiam way and enter my house through the backyard. Stay with my mum without coming out till I leave. All because of men. They will be at the compound with the elders and I will jump fence from the back and disappear straight to my mum's hometown.

Girls get it worst. They will ruin your reputation. They will go to beer parlour and make u the topic of discussion.
A babe almost blinded me with very long cane simply because her so called boyfriend wanted to marry me. His dad mandated him to marry me. Have never met the guy. Actually bypassed him on his way to my house to see me
He don't know me either. It wasn't easy for me at all. Some babes get guys who want to befriend them, I get suitors. Had few,very few guys who want to befriend me and all were outside my state.

Some will stalk you.

So when u guys are busy making it look like babes are all over you, know that your brothers are killing themselves over other women. They spent money, they can go to any length.

The way men aggressively pursued me actually had a very negative effect on me toward men cos it was suffocating and too clingy. Yeah, at a point my mummy got worried cos I never responded positively to any.

You want to know about what women pass through in the hands of men, u will never find it here, go to hair salon or campus and you will be shocked to see the level men( not boys) with money and class will go to have a babe answer his name.

This is an Igbo thing, Pélé

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Celebrities / Re: Naira Marley And Kim Oprah Flout Social Distancing Rules, Hold Concert In Abuja by fuckpro: 2:00pm On Jun 14, 2020
iyke4:

Please which street and in what state?

Which kin rough play be that!
Celebrities / Re: Naira Marley And Kim Oprah Flout Social Distancing Rules, Hold Concert In Abuja by fuckpro: 12:29pm On Jun 14, 2020
olaboy33:


Just use 1000mg vitamin C daily ( I would recommend Effervescence Vitamin C).

Your malaria drug should contain arthemeter.
Then take much fruits.. That's all.
In days, your senses should be back stronger.
Am actually back stronger thanks
Days back I noticed when I go to the toilet or enter it after someone use my private toilet I notice zero odour,I had to go out and come in again yet no smell it was baffling start thinking if I changed my diet not so
Also I had this stinging stimuli in my nostril it was I was as if being ducked head first into water
Or swimming pool
Then food was tasteless
This is a common statement I heard this week in my area but just making sense now

Anyway the virus is nothing in this rough and tumble place
Celebrities / Re: Naira Marley And Kim Oprah Flout Social Distancing Rules, Hold Concert In Abuja by fuckpro: 12:12pm On Jun 14, 2020
olaboy33:
This is US holding protests with more than 100,000 deaths from corona virus, yet no one is saying anything, no hiked panic.

Purely overhyped virus, malaria is more dangerous than the virus.

Virus that causes lose of taste and smell for just one week and that's all.

I weep for Africa's economy.

Follow follow no dey pay.
What

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Politics / Re: Akwa Ibom State And Road Construction Are Like 5&6. No Wonder ONNA by fuckpro: 12:18pm On May 16, 2020
Government propaganda machine
Celebrities / Re: Lady Recreates Her Mother’s Baby Bump Photo From 1996(photos) by fuckpro: 9:27am On Apr 16, 2020
missimelda01:


I'm neither pregnant nor married

Consider this a message from the future grin
Celebrities / Re: Lady Recreates Her Mother’s Baby Bump Photo From 1996(photos) by fuckpro: 8:16am On Apr 16, 2020
missimelda01:
Why am I rubbing my tummy chai, this is all shades of beautiful kiss

You really need to thank your husband the effort he had to put in to get you in this state is more than reaching Everest summit

Be grateful
Romance / Re: $&£££ €£& by fuckpro: 1:57pm On Apr 14, 2020
Mogajunior:
It was just an innocent question devoid of any motive. Am naturally inquisitive.

Swear on your unborn children that your d*ick did not stand while you were busy yapping

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Career / Re: How To Become A Commercial Pilot In Nigeria In Short Summary (Photos) by fuckpro: 9:57pm On Apr 13, 2020
NaijaElba:
can a PhD graduate still go for pilot training?

Previous Paper qualification means nothing in training

Your performance will determine how fast you solo and move on

In SA the written exams is the back breaker that's why most opt for US to do their commercial

US style and even instrument training is different from the rest of the world
Career / Re: How To Become A Commercial Pilot In Nigeria In Short Summary (Photos) by fuckpro: 9:43pm On Apr 13, 2020
Skmoda:

The school is PEA in Daytona, Florida..... tuition fees and every every $75000.......for CPL...multi engines

Answer these

You should be at least below 30 at most 35,why? Because at 40 you would be renewing your medicals yearly while below that its 2 years or so

Do you suffer from motion sickness
Meaning do you feel like vomiting when you are in a high speeding vehicle,work on that before committing

Your eye sight your health extremely important
That's why the ideal age for commencing a career 16 or early 20s

That's when you are the peak of health
and airlines are willing to train you if you have a ppl with hours or a cpl

Money money money keep nothing less than 20 million for a realistic chance of being a cpl holder

Good luck

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Career / Re: How To Become A Commercial Pilot In Nigeria In Short Summary (Photos) by fuckpro: 9:05pm On Apr 13, 2020
kazyhm:


Explorer tried this time but some information are not totally correct and the procedure are not as listed....yes you can be a pilot without being a graduate......Nigeria is just certificate crazy..,..the ideal age to start a pilot career is 16/17.......

instrument rating is not for novice, it for pilot with ATPL.


Also it misleading to include geography as a needed subject..........as I have seen a boy that applied for geography during jamb registration as a prerequisite for his life Dream (becoming a commercial airline pilot)

Its engineering course one needed...mechanical, Electrical et al

To get employment in Nigeria is hard as a pilot, airliners prefers whites

To get sponsorship by airlines is harder....however, Bristow is doing great in that regard.

Wrong on the instrument part
After getting your ppl (private pilot licence)
You train for commercial pilot licence which involves instrument flying mainly and others

You may get a fixed wing non instrument commercial pilot licence but you won't be marketable no airline would hire you

So instrument license is not an option especially in fixed wings,I have seen commercial helicopter pilot without instrument license but not fixed wings

ATPL (Air transport pilot licence) is one earned after flying a number of thousand hours in a company and you are within reach of being a captain,you now go for both the written and flying test usually in USA

For some schools like 43rd air school in SA
You can sit for an ATPL EXAM but the licence is frozen until you get the number of hours while working or building hours

ATPL is never an initial licence is for those who have the commercial flying time and experience

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Romance / Re: Loneliness & Dating Abroad: Perspectives of a Nigerian Student in The U.S by fuckpro: 9:01am On Apr 11, 2020
Crispels:


Exactly. This is very important. No matter where we migrate to - Nigeria will always be home. We can never change our DNA - we are forever Nigerians whether we like it or not. Thus, whatever happens to Nigeria happens to us anywhere in the world.

When Nigeria gets fixed, most of these ignorant foreigners will start respecting the country. It’s hard for Americans or Chinese to look down on Emiratis living among them because they know their home country is also doing well.

Get the fucking backward unity beggers out of power
Let merits be enthroned in all sphere and see what happens

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Romance / Re: Chai! Nigerian Girls In Canada Are So Lonely! by fuckpro: 3:13pm On Apr 09, 2020
generationz:


I don't live in Canada.

It wasn't Canada am after its you

I once stayed in Florida so those things don't move me,humans are the same every where

Just like your articulation and perhaps a greater likely hood of liking you

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Romance / Re: Chai! Nigerian Girls In Canada Are So Lonely! by fuckpro: 2:54pm On Apr 09, 2020
generationz:


So that they can insult them abi?

Even the single ones in Nigeria no fit drink water drop cup.

Even men who can't feed themselves yet will accuse the lady of messing around in her youth and refusing to marry eligible bachelors like them.

Let me know you
I adore vibrant single ladies
...and if it may be reassuring I'm single
Romance / Re: Chai! Nigerian Girls In Canada Are So Lonely! by fuckpro: 2:31pm On Apr 09, 2020
EVILFOREST:

When I found her she was already more than 4 times wealthier than me and also younger than me by 9 years.
She was 22 then. I earned $800 USD monthly in Nigeria while she earned almost $5000 USD monthly because of her double JOB.

Despite this she was visiting me quarterly until I joined her. She also got to know about other Ladies around but she fastened her seatbelt and loved me more.
She placed my Parents on salary without my notice.
She was just WONDERFUL.
I hate seeing her CRY...

Yours is a fairytale
Your fortunate
For me the women are "money first back for ground" and if you don't comply they move on
...one day I will also will be fortunate

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Education / Re: Let Me See How Critical People Can Think,let's See Who Can This Simple Equation by fuckpro: 9:27am On Apr 07, 2020
X is number of birds flying in a group - x

They met 1 bird - 1

Half number in the group - x÷2

Half number in group plus 1 gives 100 - (x÷2)+1=100

X÷2 = 99

X=198

This generation is finished
Just see this primary school teaser and these nairalanders can't even give a procedural solution

What a shame!!!

Interpretation: 198 birds were in the group set
But total number of birds in the air is (group + one bird)
Therefore total number of birds is 198 + 1

199 (answer)

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