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Politics / Re: See The Woman That Refused To Run Away During Police Shooting In Abuja Yesterday by fuckpro: 1:18pm On Oct 11, 2020
SLAP44:

Just as I left the hospital.

Before I got to the intersection.

They pulled before us in a black Toyota Sienna.

Blocking us from moving further.

These men.

In black and blue jeans.

And black tight t-shirts.

Heavily armed.

Sunglasses as usual.

Climbed out of the vehicle.

My driver exhaled heavily.

"These people again."

Eight men.

Two moved toward the Taxify.

Gun raised.

Cocking their rifles as though they had caught a criminal.

I sat calmly.

If you are a young man who frequents Taxify or Uber in Lagos, you'd probably get used to that embarrassment.

I had nothing with me just my phone.

And the medication I had gotten from the hospital.

I was so weak.

Massive headache.

While they approached I asked my driver.

"Who are those guys?"

"Haaa. Bros, na SARS o."

I said.

"I thought they have banned these guys?"

He looked at me.

"For wia. Na today?"

I sighed.

The two approached one on each side of the car. I kept my hands in plain sight and made no sudden moves.

One of the men shouted at my driver.

"You no go wind down? Abi you want us to beg you?"

The Taxify driver quickly hit the window button as he screamed forcing a smile.

"Aaah officer of the law no vex, sir! I throw way salute."

The one who had shouted approached my window.

I was looking away.

He shouted.

"Oga, you no dey greet person abi you no see us?"

I slowly turned my head and looked at him.

"Officer, good afternoon, sir."

"Afternoon. Who are you?"

I was about to answer.

He shouted.

"Oga, come down?!"

One of his folks standing a few steps away shouted.

"Who be dis person wey no dey hear us? Na one of those protesters? Devil go welcome am for hell now if he be one of those protesters."

He cocked his gun and approached my Taxify.

It was a lonely road.

No onlookers.

A few cars passed by the other side of the lane.

I gently got down from the car.

I greeted again.

Both of them.

"Officers, good afternoon, sir."

My driver came out and said.

"Na my passenger! I pick am from that hospital down the road."

The one who had asked me who I am shouted at him.

"Shut up! Did we ask you anything? You dey mad? Your moda!"

Then he turned to me.

"Oga, who are you?"

"My name is Kyrian Chiemelie, sir."

"What do you do? Wetin dey your pocket?"

"I am a writer, sir."

"Journalist?"

"No, sir. Author, scriptwriter, filmmaker, sir."

"Oga, wetin dey your pocket?"

"My phone, sir."

"Bring it out."

I dug out my phone.

"Unlock it."

"Why?"

The other one shouted attracting the rest, pointing his gun at him.

"You are asking us questions? Are you stupid?"

I said.

"No, sir. But none of you has the right to search my phone. I didn't do anything wrong."

One shouted, running toward us.

"Who dey yarn that rubbish? Na one of the protesters? Shoot the modafuvker!"

The other one said.

"We never know na when we search him phone we go know."

The Taxify driver said to me.

"Please, unlock your phone. You know what is going on already."

The one pointing rifle at me shouted.

Eyes widened.

Dark lips.

Unsmiling face.

"Oga, unlock your phone for the last time!"

As I used my fingerprint he snatched my phone from me immediately.

Handed it to the last folk who approached us.

He seemed to be the leader.

He started to go through my phone as he said.

"What did you say you do again?"

"I am a filmmaker, sir."

"Actor?"

I shook my head.

"Basically writing."

He looked at me.

"You look tired."

I said.

"I just dey come back from the hospital. The one down there."

"Wetin dey do you? COVID-19?"

"No, sir. Na stress and little sickness. My doctor has given me some tablets, I will be fine in a couple of days."

As he scrolled through my phone the others watched.

Gun pointed up, down. A few at me.

I remained chilled.

He asked.

"And you are not one of the end SARS protesters."

I remained silent.

One of them moved toward me as though he wanted to hit me his rifle.

I dodged.

"Oga, dey ask you, you dey ignore am."

The man said.

"Leave am. Make I see end SARS pictures on his phone first and he is gone with the gun."

I was still silent.

A few minutes later.

One said to the one with my phone.

"Oga, did you see any pictures of end SARS on his phone?"

"I never see one."

I said.

"Sir, can I go, please? There is nothing on my phone."

He looked at me.

"Are you teaching us our job?"

"Not at all, sir. But there is nothing on my phone. My doctor said I should not stand too long."

Two laughed.

"You dey tell us na. We wey no get doctor make we die. We wey dey use chamist cure our infection and malaria."

I didn't say a word.

One of them approached me and showed me some images on his phone.

Dead bodies.

Fresh corpses of youth, both male and female.

Lying by the bush.

Blood gushing from bullet wounds.

I looked at him, in fear.

He said.

"Shey dem dey shout end SARS we no dey catch anybody again o. But na make we see pictures of end SARS for person phone the person is gone. Dis ones wey you dey see so na some of the protesters o. Shey dey don die like dis? Dey will keep dying."

One shouted at him.

"Why you dey tell am this thing? Why you dey leak our secret? Do you know who he is?"

"Shey he talk say na filmmaker? He won't do anything."

Goosebumps rushed over me.

In actuality of how these guys are killing in reckless abandon.

The one with my phone said.

"I no see anything for him phone. He is free to go."

He handed my phone back to me.

Then said.

I took my phone and said.

"Thank you."

As I headed back to the Taxify, a Lexus Jeep was approaching behind us.

They rushed immediately and flew it to stop.

The Taxify driver got in and we started to drive off.

While I looked behind, watching as they dragged five guys out of the car.

About three wore t-shirts.

Boldly written 'EndSARS'.

The Taxify turned right at the intersection and I couldn't see anymore.

He shouted.

"Ah. These people are in trouble."

But I heard it barely ten seconds later.

It was loud from a distance. Three gunshots

Written by Kyrian Chiemelie Offor

...OP fiction or what

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Politics / Re: Gani Adams Backs Nigeria’s Breaks Up, Gives Reasons by fuckpro: 10:30am On Oct 11, 2020
Yujin:

It's not your problem how the north will survive... they will always survive without you (the south). This thing you worry about them, they don't even wish you to be alive.
Lots of ethnic groups have gone extinct because they failed to make the right political decisions that would've helped them survive. Southerners are just wasting their time.
Are you ready for a blood bath

Symbolically while #ENDSARS protest was on the President was at NDA passing out parade that tells you were his priority is most if not all northerner know their strength is in the arm forces its their weapon of oppression and suppression

Again I ask are you ready for a blood bath
Politics / Re: Gani Adams Backs Nigeria’s Breaks Up, Gives Reasons by fuckpro: 8:51am On Oct 11, 2020
Yujin:

One will expect to see a majority of Yoruba youths support this course of break up but alas it won't be so. Isn't it clear enough that Nigeria is not a country designed with you welfare in mind? Can't you all see it? Sunday Igboho was disappointed by the majority response of the youth. Pastor Adeboye has spoken recently after allegedly having a meeting with the presidency. Today, Gani Adams has come out in the open to say the same thing. This is because they've seen that it is the most honourable thing to do. Why should thousands continue to die yearly just to sustain a colonial contraption? Which is more valuable? Lives of the people or the system of political relationship? The lives of people should come first.
SUPPORT THE DISINTEGRATION OF NIGERIA, IT IS MORE BENEFICIAL THAN RUNNING IN A DOWNWARD SPIRAL.
Death to the evil contraption.

Our cripple northern brethren won't like this
The contraption Nigeria is clearly to their benefit and they would rather die than let go

Divide Nigeria and the north become another Niger republic
Just desert,banditry and hunger populace

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Education / Re: See My Cgpa For Level 200 First Semester, Can I still make first class? by fuckpro: 8:49pm On Oct 09, 2020
Thecreatorx:

I'm a Computer scientist, seun uses my services to power NL.
Ask lalasticlala for my number

A computer scientist doing strength of materials
Really

The two no follow

My guess is you have some hack soft ware just wanted to know
Education / Re: See My Cgpa For Level 200 First Semester, Can I still make first class? by fuckpro: 8:30pm On Oct 09, 2020
Thecreatorx:

Lol alright.

Your name is RICHARD

No where did you see that

Give me your number
Education / Re: See My Cgpa For Level 200 First Semester, Can I still make first class? by fuckpro: 8:11pm On Oct 09, 2020
Thecreatorx:

Ok sir, I have skills, I make Enough money every month and I even have multiple scholarships which bring money, however, the first class is more than a certificate - it's a record and it's so important for me.
I'm not going to school to make money, but I know when I get a first class and I'm less busy with academics, I can innovate and make all the money in the world.

You are absolutely correct
GO FOR IT !!!

by the way do you know my name also
Which school is that
Politics / Re: 9 Prosperous States In Nigeria Vs 12 Highly Miserable States - Bismarck Rewane by fuckpro: 12:56pm On Oct 08, 2020
Rugaria:
Any state that producces oil/gas in Nigeria under a well organized federal structure should be very rich and self sufficient. They are poor because the federal government is stealing thier money! They should operate like say Texas! You sell your resources and pay agreed percentage to the government not the federal government selling and giving you some crumbs. So it's really foolhardy for folks to argue that such states are poor and largely dependent on federal government grants when it's actually the feds that spare stealing from the real owners..

The man is right for akwaibom the salary scale is 10000 -20000 naira for those working for private organisation
20000 - 30000 if you are a graduate
Upward review in steps of 2 years #2000-#5000
Politician and oil workers are those that make the economy move
Politics / Re: 9 Prosperous States In Nigeria Vs 12 Highly Miserable States - Bismarck Rewane by fuckpro: 12:55pm On Oct 08, 2020
Rugaria:
Any state that producces oil/gas in Nigeria under a well organized federal structure should be very rich and self sufficient. They are poor because the federal government is stealing thier money! They should operate like say Texas! You sell your resources and pay agreed percentage to the government not the federal government selling and giving you some crumbs. So it's really foolhardy for folks to argue that such states are poor and largely dependent on federal government grants when it's actually the feds that spare stealing from the real owners..

The man is right for akwaibom the salary scale is 10000 -20000 naira for those working for private organisation
20000 - 30000 if you are a graduate
Upward review in steps of 2 years #2000-#5000
Romance / Re: I Want To Relocate To Afghanistan Because Of Their Girls by fuckpro: 10:05pm On Oct 07, 2020
Emmyreal4:
why d insult
The guy onecorner was being sarcastic in his reply yet you could not read between the lines

Very poor comprehension on your part
Romance / Re: I Want To Relocate To Afghanistan Because Of Their Girls by fuckpro: 9:07pm On Oct 07, 2020
Emmyreal4:
I heard they have very strict rules in North Korea
...mumu
Romance / Re: If You Know This Guy, Just Forget About Heaven (photos) by fuckpro: 2:13pm On Oct 07, 2020
He works for an international coy
He is a renown 'mining Engineer' with 10 years experience

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Education / Re: The Horrors Of Bullfighting [Extremely Graphic Photos 18+] by fuckpro: 6:01pm On Sep 26, 2020
XX01:


It's because women are superior that's why you don't find them in such 'sports'. tongue
Women are dick garages
Travel / Re: Crashed Bell Helicopter Pilot Had No Valid License - AIB by fuckpro: 10:21am On Sep 22, 2020
adedayourt:
This claim should not be the primary concern. Its only to discredit bells as a company.


If my driver licence expires last month and I am driving today, it does not mean I don't know how to drive.

There are other primary cause of the accident which should be investigated and mitigated to prevent similar occurrence.

This does not however justify why a pilot would not possess a valid licence though

Validity in aviation is not about knowing how to fly
After 3 months or 6 months pilots go to renew license this achieved based on how emergency procedures test is passed
So what it means is the pilot is rusty on helicopter emergency in his case 'autorotation'
This is the main aim for helicopter pilots license renewal
Sports / Re: John Fashanu Celebrates His 58th Birthday Today by fuckpro: 9:50am On Sep 18, 2020
MyVILLAGEpeople:
This guy. He has striking resemblance with this great actor below. grin grin

Your village people enjoy ludo and you are their favourite dice
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Recruitment Into The Nigerian Army 2020 Begins. How To Apply by fuckpro: 9:58am On Sep 13, 2020
Please all eligible Nairalanders am on my knees begging you tori olowun pls do apply the resources in this country is not enough to go round since family planning has not work ...hmm well ...just apply be patriotic, your name will forever saluted, again with all my strength apply do not shriek from this noble call of duty from your father land

I salute you reverentially as you obey the carrion call
Culture / Re: How Real Are Things Like 'Odeshí', 'Juju', 'Otumorkpor' In Nigeria/Africa? by fuckpro: 12:47pm On Sep 06, 2020
Dream2:

Haba, I gain nothing to lie.
That's why I typed "It's weird" as well as "I just can't comprehend it"
If i was told as well, I won't believe it either.

Bros Tell me the place let me experience it my self
Romance / Re: Woman Spends N65,000,000.00 To Augmente Looks. See Current Appearance by fuckpro: 2:13pm On Sep 04, 2020
...you know I just saw only the first photo and was wandering not bad but wasn't worth that amount
But when I saw the 2nd and 3rd photo my jaw just dropped and I my laugh was on autopilot how can someone pay that amount for facial destruction

Women are truly strange

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Sports / Re: Messi's New Deal At Man City Would See Him Earn N153m Per Day, N4.5bn Per Month by fuckpro: 6:52am On Sep 03, 2020
vanida6:
4billion naira monthly sad hw person go take be dis guy girlfriend nah sad who no like beta tin

...Aunty do you have someone for him because your four children and their daddy won't be smiling to read this
Politics / Re: Breaking: Kogi Monarch, The Attah of Igala Kingdom reportedly dies in Abuja by fuckpro: 12:59pm On Aug 27, 2020
Ahmed0336:
cry


2020 Abeg e don do

condolences to his family, igalas and the entire kogites
E never do ooo
Big fish still dey water
Romance / Re: Lady Vows To Infect 300 Men With HIV, Friend Leak Chat by fuckpro: 4:34pm On Aug 23, 2020
GboyegaD:
Mumu girl, na so dem dey distribute am? People now know what PREP is and she will be on the losing ends if the guys she meets are on PREP because all that would happen is she increasing her body count.
Oga thanks for this its worth Gold

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Romance / Re: Shock As University Student Releases List Of Men She Infected With HIV/AIDS [pho by fuckpro: 1:44pm On Aug 15, 2020
DaddyRochie1642:
All that glitters is not Gold,.. it will now end In WEEPING and SINCERE WAILING and gnashing of Teeth for those Men grin grin
You meant siren wailing
Family / Re: Men, Please Avoid Strawberries. by fuckpro: 2:49pm On Jul 22, 2020
FaAbokiWithSuit:
The message is very deep. Nonetheless since you have to combine strawberry with other things to help it achieve importance...why not assist it ??

There is no harm in trying

*Modified *
I am looking for a spouse that we could share a future together. I am a graduate and currently self employed. I am tall and good looking.
I am looking for someone equally good looking and employed
Give me your contact
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Closed by fuckpro: 2:03am On Jul 22, 2020
09067009720
Crime / Re: Hushpuppi Was Married To Shawana Nakesia Chapman For St. Kitts Citizenship by fuckpro: 12:27pm On Jul 10, 2020
SoftP:
This dude was damn smart’
I really envy and admire his skills

Smart by attracting attention to himself

He is a big mumu

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Romance / Re: Madonna, 61, Goes Nude To Flaunts Her Perky Boobs by fuckpro: 12:57pm On Jul 07, 2020
Material girl

All time female music great

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Politics / Re: Boss Mustapha, Ahmed Lawan And Femi Gbajabiamila Vists Orji Uzor Kalu by fuckpro: 7:38am On Jul 04, 2020
Racoon:
Chai! See how they are all glorifying a fellow crook. sad

That's your next president

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Education / Re: Federal Government Makes U-turn Decision Over Resumption Of School by fuckpro: 10:27am On Jul 03, 2020
The fear of brother covid will not allow our ancestors open school
This is nature way of telling them to quit the scene but will they hear
Free oil money no go allow them reason well

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