₦airaland Forum

...Go get a beautiful couple go to a hotel with them let you and your wife watch the pre-intimacy then penetrative sex and see if she will not fall in line

Or get a romantic sex film and both of you watch
then start the pre-intimacy and all

Point is she need to see sex as something beautiful and captivating if not downright simulating

Let her see first hand what she is missing

SlayerForever:
Loss of very needed funds. You repair, you don't get it back. Huge funds that should be fired into other sectors, in a commercial state like Anambra, you use it to repair federal roads. It's a loss.

I don't put up with arguments especially shallow ones
Who do federal roads benefit is the government at abuja or the state whose goods are conveyed in how is maintaining such now a loss

Let's digress
There are federal universities were individuals refurbish or even over haul a faculty is that counted as a loss to the individual

True leaders know what the end goal is about

SlayerForever:
Federal roads in simple terms are roads used to connect different states of the federation. More or less, an interstate.

Ok, fair enough

So what's the economic downturn when a state government decides to repair or maintain its section of the road (within the state)

SlayerForever:
Is Akwa Ibom same as Anambra state? Is Akwa Ibom in the East? Who even told you Anambra hasn't repaired federal roads in the past? Akwa Ibom did not get back a dime for all those federal roads Akpabio repaired despite all his troubles. So lock up!

... Tell me the concept of federal roads
What it means then I will see if I can converse

Blackking98:
I think States like Akwa Ibom, Rivers, Delta and Bayelsa wouldn't have light problems if every state produces and uses 100% of the power it produces because even if udom builds ten gas stations now he'll have to send the power first to national grid then they cut small and send it back to Akwa Ibom,but unfortunately whether north east south or west everybody must first send to National grid and then States that produce next to nothing in the power sector drag everybody behind plus the corruption and infrastructure issues plaguing the power sector in Nigeria will make power sufficiency a mirage for now.

Fulani federalism its what we must endure
till a saner president and federal legislators do away with the nonsense

AsomughaChuks05:
What will attract people to Akwa-Ibom is not neatness but availability of job opportunities. Right now, it's just civil service and church, church, church everywhere with pockets of pure water producers here and there. Not forgetting that betnaija is also a big industry in that state.

It has the best yogurt product in the market
Even nafdac attest to this

SlayerForever:





Which street in Onitsha will keep you for hours when traveling to your state? Are you a clown? Is it the federal road you're calling Anambra road? I think say you get sense.

This is where Igbo people kill themselves, which one be federal road is it not used mainly by your people
This attitude was made nonsense of by Mr transformer Gov Godswill Akpabio he constructed all roads federal or state and Akwaibomites are better for it

Use your brain

Bruno3000:
u forgot to mention high rate of cultism and sexual promiscuity.

Stop all this promiscuity nonsense

The brothels in the whole Akwaibom is not up to half of a place like oshodi and that's a fact

The girls aren't promiscuous or their men would have married from outside most don't,rather your
Men come here to "steal" our girls ask Desmond Eliot,Adeleke clan.
Are Akwaibom women more promiscuous than Edo state women,even to the point of servicing a whole country if not Continent single handedly

The cultisim thing another urban myth
Cultisim and crime go hand in glove
Yet you can walk the street of Uyo browsing the net and have peace of mind you won't get robbed
Go try that in Port Harcourt and see Netflix unfold.

TRY USING YOUR BRAIN WHEN NEXT YOU COMMENT, IT SERVES A PURPOSE

kikero:
That's because the US is where China was in December.

Since then, China brought in measures like lock-downs (Wuhan was locked down for 2 months), extra testing (nowadays, people entering China are tested and quarantined till results come out)...and restriction in travels.

If the US had acted like China from January, they probably would have had less casualties.Instead many Americans were busy ignoring health warnings. Testing was not carried out on time. Trump too messed up a bit by not taking things serious. Then there are large incidences of hypertension, diabetes, obesity...all of which predispose to death from covid 19

(Russia on the other had was taking sterner measures by January..and even then has nearly 2000 cases. Taiwan already had a response setup...thanks to they being badly hit by SARS in 2003...lessons were learned.)

No political game here. Infact the Chinese economy has been hit badly and may take time to recover. Their manufacturing sector was out of action for 3 months...to the point that pollution levels in China massively declined. And with most of their customers out of action...what's the use of making things when no one can buy them.

Mother earth fights back

You pollute her with industrial emissions

She fights back with one of her children (Covid-19)

When will the earthlings ever know the wisdom distilled in eons before we ever walk the earth

We earth's guest not owners

sapientia:
Africa is not prepared.

If there is no twist of fate.

Hundreds of millions will die in Africa.

Now I understand why an expert projected 45 million deaths in Nigeria over a month ago.

Lai have also instructed that corpses will not be released.

Seems Buhari led Govt is ready for mass burials already.

That face less expert from WHO
Nothing dey happen

classicfrank4u:
Where is my guy kyari?

He is hale and hearty all smiles,he sent his regards

...said he will be back to serve the nation

The fallout of an American medical reach out conducted weeks ago in akwaibom

...story long let's leave it at that

...and that toy will give a definitive test result for the Covid-19

Invest in Nigeria health and education they won't
rather share the monthly allocation on latest car
Bleep their dream bitches,pocket security vote

Criminal gathering thats what Nigeria is

Trendy247:
Everyone is wearing mask except the foolish Governor.. Him think say Corona virus sabi ur excellency

Guy no just dey talk any how there

Old photos, comprehende

...I knew it will happen

Nairaland drama queen don show

On point

Nature yin and yan

I always suspected that women were suppose to enjoy sex more than men,going by how nature operates,you just confirm it

bjgurl:
They're looking adorable...

I like that

Shows you are a nature person

Not like the hungry senseless millions

Jayjezey:
Fresh goat-pepper soup...
Who's thinking what I'm thinking

Nonsense

Poverty kill you

Mizwisdom:
I was amongst those who believed that the one that occurred in Abule Ado was gas explosion but now it's obvious that it was a bomb attack. But why? how do these people successfully plant bombs close to churches and schools in densely populated areas. It's high time Northerners stay in the North and Southerners stay in South.

My dear that's a meteorite not bomb

kikero:
Yes, but when they ask you Nigerians to pay the amount of money in taxes needed to pay to clean the city, you people will complain that they want to chop your money.

British cities are very clean. The average Brit pays council taxes of at least 120 pounds...54,900 naira monthly...which pays for cleaning facilities.

Edo state has a budget of 470million dollars for this year. Pennsylvania, USA is spending 78 billion dollars this year. And you expect Pennsylvania and Canada level cleanliness from 470million dollars.??

Deceptive argument

What's the cost of labour in Edo compared to Canada and Co

abbey621:
So let me get this straight, an Iranian criticizing a Nigerian president for :

1. Being stupid
2. Failing to deal with terrorists
3. Poor understanding of serious issues

AN IRANIAN! Quick questions:

1. Is there peace in Iran? Have the ayatollah and the other terrorist elements been defeated?
2. Is Iran's Economy bubbling? I mean with all the sanctions and global oil prices dropping, how can it?

Is Buhari a dullard? Absolutely! Is he inept? Very much! But let's not allow pot to call kettle black here, an Iranian has no moral justification to call out incompetence when their own leaders are full of it. I know here in Nigeria we are fond of supporting anything and anyone that takes aim at our leaders, especially our Southern brethens but let's do so with common sense and not be used as a tool by people who are not better off than us.

You fool ONE NIGERIA IS DEAD

that's the reason a foreigner can insult a sitting President and get a standing ovation from its citizenry

Read the hand writing on the wall

The only thing keeping this caricature of a nation one is the compromised Nigerian army

Beremx:
whatever rocks your boat

I will not spare you if you have skeleton in your cupboard

PrettyCiarahFB:
USA has over 200,000 ventilators and they said they are not well prepared for covid19.

Nigeria has less than 500 ventilators and they claim they can handle the covid19.

UK govt just ordered extra 10,000 ventilators.
Nigerian senators are busy buying cars.

We are God's special children nothing do us

Those countries don't know God

The blood of Jesus has us covered

Go out and enjoy the holiday

superbouck:
he will deny saying it

His web site was hacked,he did not say it

proclinician:
Let me assure all of us something about this virus. We are not going to die in large numbers trust me but there's an exception.

Thing is diseases from viral infections do not have cure due to the nature of this virus as self replicating but are self limiting due to immunological mechanisms. This means that when a person gets infected by a viral infection like viral conjunctivitis or Apollo, mumps virus in the cheek, these are the most common and simple what medications do is to help manage the symptoms while the immune system deals with the virus.

As a health worker I believe in the ruggedity of the immune system of the african black man because every single day we get exposed. The air we breathe, the water we drink, the food we eat, every thing we touch is a repository of pathogenic organisms and as such, over time our body has been exposed and with the use and disuse theory of evolution our immune system is very adaptable. I believe I will not die of this virus and so will most young healthy persons not because of the health care system here which is zero like imagine 200 million people to share 100 ICU beds. Our wicked leaders of buhari regime made it so and they will die.

Saying nigerians should lock down is insane and stupid. As i woke up now my pots are empty my cupboard has some noodles, then some bread in the fridge and 12 eggs then one tuber of yam. Some households eat only what they make for the day so how can it work.

Pls if you have HIV and AIDS you are immune comprised and the odds are against u. Protect your self stay indoors take your medications use hypo to wash your hands allow persons that are negative to get u food.

The old people also have comprised immune system and should stay indoors. If you have old people around pls take extra measure. When u go out to find food do not go into the house with the same clothes u went out with but dip them inside hypo while outside, then wash and spread and after washing wash ur hands with hypo. I do not trust what they sell as hand sanitizers but I trust the efficacy of sodium hypochlorite in disinfecting.

Stay safe.

...but hypo is bleaching agent how do you wash non white clothes

Good advice anyway

uunwanaobong3:
Dear Corona Birus, I humbly present to you this blood tasting matchete, please used this and do a very clean job in ASO ROCK, God blessed you, Amen.


I want to see a blood bath in ASO ROCK

Nairalanders una no go kill me shio

E be like say you been fast for this senario

Necxs:
Instead of them to further look for how to equip tyre centered in Abuja, they are rushing to Lagos to over stretched the available resources in Lagos.
Don't be surprised, they would discharge someone using the Ventilator for Kyari's treatment. Doctors treating other patients would focus more attention on Kyari, leaving the rest.
More resources would be directed to Kyari instead of other patients.

That's what American President Obama once said about our system

"Your nation builds strong men not strong institutions"

Angelfrost:
Dear friend, never has there been a more opportune time to laugh at the elite... Shey they will rather go and develop the economies of Europe and America...

Please, sit back with me as we observe and laugh at these old fools!!!

...my brother even Hollywood would not have written a better script

I perceive a revolution

Its time we begin to question the criminality of government

Corona virus is God sent and highly welcome

See bleaching
Looks like steam plucked chicken

makydebbie:
During pre-intimacy, the vagina opens to accommodate any size especially when the girl is not a virgin. So yes, the vagina can take any size you don't need to be big down there, when it's ready it'll open. You should read often.

That's my girl
Always to the point
but I know in real life you are not this open rather a snob in a girly way
Like your dress style red skirt