Nigerian leaders are expert in sitting allowance, hardship allowance,constituency allowance,tea and breakfast allowance, Christmas and sallah bonus,medical tourism,estacode,security vote
nko ...feel free add yours

... But pay paltry 30000 and all hell will break lose
Big shame on this rekety contraption called a country

Bunch of black holes sucking up the nation wealth for theirs alone

Thunder fire anybody that will mention me for what is public

gidgiddy:


How do you feel knowing that the man Nigeria declared a terrorist. The man that Nigeria declared wanted and the man Lier Mohammed went Washington and wrote a lengthy article in the Washington Post urging America to recognise as a terrorist, is not only freely flying in and out of America, but is giving expedited entry into a Trump rally to stand a few yards from Trump?

Men that's endorsement from POTUS
The Fulani government will be having an image problem
I can see the high priest (Lier Mohammed)dusting up the books to stew more lies for the caliphate orgy

I'm running for governor or president because the people asked me to represent them.
Really!

byteem:
Throwing the baby and bathwater away is not the way to go.. we all agree Okada should be banned across lagos sef cause of those class of riders who kill and maim without value for lives .agreed they have flooded lagos and need to be cut.. but in doing that lets adopt the Gokada and Max Option NOT OPAY OO..

Gokada and Max do extensive KYC before bikes are handed down to riders .they have all their papers and follow traffic regulations as a user i know .. Opay on the other hand are terrible they dnt follow KYC and drive rough.. ban OPAY or have them follow a stricter process for onboarding.

Trust me Aboki can never get a Gokada Bike or Max Bike cause they cant meet the requirements

...more reason their ban
The powers that be won't tolerate Aboki being screened they would rather pull down the okada bizness model
Disfranchised the northerners at your peril
Won't be surprised the Lagos state government was ordered by the northern elite

victorian:







A virgin will never behave this way, because her pussy is still intact.


Only a lady who has been fucvked anyhow cannot be unfucked cos she has been drained ,emotionally, financially, and innerly will behave that way. I don't pity her cause some ladies don't see the handwriting on the way when they are dating a heartless selfish morrafucker!

Vicky you too talk
We are waiting for your wedding invitation remember
Its her fault nature endow women emotional intuition but they rather ignore it for material gains they know who is who

vanida6:
my father oooh dis one d.... k go pass second niger bridge ooh


nah d girl I dey cry for in advance!!

Keep quiet you like it big and long so it should shift your womb

Atiku:
The government tried to ban me from the dark web, I downloaded tor browser & got back in. Also got a vpn

What's in the dark web

fortran12:
Here is actually how to use the toilet in Islam

In Paradise we will not have to relieve ourselves. Instead we will perspire and even the perspiration will be beautifully scented like musk.

Habib bin Saleh (may Allah be pleased with him) has related that when the Messenger of Allah (may Allah bless him and grant him peace) entered the toilet, he would put on his shoes and cover his head.

If the toilet is facing Mecca in your home, then try and sacrifice some money and have it changed as you will be sinning every time you use the toilet.

‘Aisha [one of Muhammad’s wives] says that, “Whosoever says that the Messenger of Allah (may Allah bless him and grant him peace) would stand up and urinate do not believe them, he would urinate but sitting down.” One of the reasons of the punishment in the grave is because of urinating standing up.

Upon entering the toilet, you should say: “O Allah I seek your protection from the male and female devils.”
One should be very careful about the splashing of urine (as this is a grave sin).

The sisters should cleanse themselves with the lower palm of the left hand, and do not separate the legs too wide.

When cleansing yourself, males should hold their penis from the top with the left hand index finger and the thumb. Gently work your way down (as if milking an animal) so if drops are left they will come out.

Without necessity do not look at your private parts, as there is a chance of the memory becoming weak.

I couldn't think of something more hilarious
All this just to pass waste
...what will sex look like

YOUNGELDER1:



Why can’t you guys just do a simple search of the Narialand usernames,phone numbers & accounts numbers before sending ?

Anyway this will teach you a lesson and hope others will learn

How does knowing this help
...they are bent on scamming

kestolove95:
Aside from my dad, my brothers and future husband the rest of men in this world lack sense most especially president Buhari

...and I thought you were a grand mum, hmmm village people dem try

fairfora:
Hmmm. I agree with you. I remember almost 2 decades ago after I finished my nysc. I was looking for jobs desperately but none could come my way. So, i went to see a man of God for counselling. He said to me somebody was sitting on my glory, that's why I couldn't get a job. He said I had sex with one girl while serving and i was the one who disvirgined her and during the encounter. Which was true. I met the girl at mammy market at the orientation camp as a food seller and she later visited me at my PPA. He said I entered blood convent with her unknowingly when I touched her. Truly, she was a virgin . The man of God said she vowed in the spirit realm that whoever disvirgined her would be her husband but it didn't happen so she sat on my destiny.

The pastor asked me to go on 3 days fasting and prayer to break that curse, which I did. On the 3rd day, immediately after I concluded the fasting, I went to a friend's place to see him. On getting to his place, he was watching an american compilation of musical videos and I joined him. It contained some erotic scenes. On the day I had an appointment with the pastor for prayers, he asked me to kneel down which I did.. He said the 3rd fasting was polluted, that I'd have to repeat it. I said sir, but I completed it and he said he knew. But after I finished, instead of playing gospel music while breaking the fast, I was watching erotic music videos and that spoilt the 3rd fasting . I was shocked. After completing the repeated one, he prayed for me and said, I'd see the hand of God. Before the end of that month, a man came to Ibadan to present to me an interview letter from a company in lagos where i had applied for a job nearly 6 months earlier. The man said he was told by his employer that he was asked not to leave ibadan until I acknowledged the letter and bring the copy back to lagos see God at work . I passed the tests and interviews and got that job and that was what made me a lagos resident since then.

I think some people wouldn't have been In the kind predicament ravaging their lives today, had there been no sexual intercourse or blood covenant. The devil had sent out numerous evil ladies out which guys are oblivious of. That's why I think sexx is also rampant to destroy many glory. May God help us. Had I not known the cause of my predicament back then, maybe I'd still have been struggling till now and so many guys today are in my shoes. God loves me much.

seriously!!!

Hiss

ultron12345:


Exactly. All the AC, fans, sockets and bulbs will all disappear in just one night, stolen by those living close by. Viju milk and Eva water bottles will be scattered everywhere. Mama Bisola will buy groundnut and be breaking them on the floor while eating, messing everywhere up, but why will she bother, after all, it is not her father's property. Those people that steal manhole covers in Lagos will come at night to strip these bus stops of every piece of metal that they can sell. In fact, after few weeks, only pieces of broken glass attached to iron poles will be left behind.

Bring everyone in Dubai to Nigeria and Nigeria will turn to Dubai in few months, even these bus stops will appear here. Take all Nigerians to Dubai and it will turn to Nigeria in a few weeks. All this AC bus stops will all be destroyed. Nigerians in Dubai will even start struggling for visa to return back to Nigeria.

Nigerians and probably the black race in general have a huge problem. We behave worse than animals in this country.

If you want to know Nigerians go to their toilets
You will see the hypocrisy
You can't be comfortable with such filth and create an ambiance seen here its impossible

Relax nothing will happen or not you would have paid the price

Actually its not the man but a familiar spirit

Bible says after death then judgment

So remain calm

maynation:


Sorry to quote you.
But it's seriously meaningless.
He probably thinks everyone is like him.

Quite interesting thread
Now from an expert in these matters tell your man to locate your Gspot,then after your body being massage (bottocks,shoulder, lower back, breast,cunniligus(optional))
Then on the Gspot use your index finger to mimic the action of telling someone to come close this should be from up to down
Pressure applied as needed
Then will come the squirting
Relaxation is key,its not a job interview
Enjoy!!!

bizme:
It is illegal to advertise pharmacy business in Nigeria. Desist from it.

...?

Derrinclay:

Save ur data,na boring match,all Joshua did is to jab,run,box small when ever Ruiz came close he will just hug him,that's all that happened

He did that because his mum was ring side watching abi you wan take tension kill mama

sirblend:
Why must he retaliate?...
Only a fool fights a man holding a gun..

So when you slap me I have every right to shot you dead

You should be sent back to the mental fortress you escaped from

TechCapon:
The boy is a stupid boy. That's how he slaps his elders otherwise why would he see a policeman old enough to be his father, in uniform and carrying AK 47 and he still went ahead to slap him. He's a foool.

By the way, why are there so many sowore thread and no Anthony Joshua thread today. Give us Anthony Joshua gist abeg.

A slap is now equivalent to a firing squad death sentence
How did Nigeria get to this all time low
I spit at this abominable land

Stanweezy:
Police are they our friend or enemy?

But sir are you sane for still asking?

victorian:
Lol


She should have insisted on condom when about to fucvk.


Morale of this story: don't allow passion make u forget to take precautions during sex. Cause after the first moments of sex. All of una eyes go clear and u start noticing something incompatibility about the other person.

She would be like, if only she didn't get pregnant. God knows she won't be in this ceremony of twenty twenty naira.


Lol , even the cake looks miserable.. Kikikikikkkii, my belle oooo

My dear, manage your husband. Men are scarce!

It's what u signed for in the heat of passion. Chai!

U 2 geh mouth
Have you gotten urs

AwkaetitiBabe:
Better swerve

This is you when bae is about to throw u off the
Cliff

AwkaetitiBabe:
60k! .

God save us

Go test yourself ooo
I know how you like it raw with bae

PopeFlatino:
Something is not just right about this girl..

*I used to know her as a video vixen when she appeared in Mama G's music video

*All of a sudden I discovered she is an actress

*Then I discovered she is one of Nollywood's badass and sex symbol,also drug addict

*After I learnt she quit smoking,and have given her life to Christ

*At a point she started evengelizing in top churches like Coza and that SA church.

*I stopped seeing her in movies

*Then I learnt she's getting married to her love bird (then Obj's son)

*After many love exhibitions,and raising a boy together,fight started.

*I heard she became violent and d Obj's son now turned Audio Son became a victim

*Divorce followed and she became King

*She raised a foundation to assist the needy,yet can't stop witch-hunting d ex

*Then bobrisky came to play,but am yet to discover d true essence of the friendship

Are they besties?..are they lesbians?..are they gays?..or are they straight lovers?

*lately she has picked up fight with almost every celebrity,and once u fall into her trap,ur whole hidden secret will be exposed.

*Then this latest beef has revealed she has been a serial fucker and was into cocaine as well

My question is,,Who really is Tonto dike?

The personality is as confusing as bobrisky's gender

*

...to sum it up a NUTCASE

Thief and bloody liar

Go and look for work

YoungAncient1:
Everybody know say Tonto no dey hide her matter. So all these wan wey Stella dey talk no be news.
What i wonder is how Tonto still get Endorsements with all the controversies around her.

You suck preeq reach am
or shey na doggy or cowgirl she has post doctorate
Fall a victim and you will sign your life away

RedCreme21:
Op you can get married to a partner with hiv/aids and not contract the disease if the adhere strictly to their medication.
With the advancement of science, hiv positives can now live longer than before.

See you mouth

You fit marry such

Theoretical lover

Nigerians have seen worse

Nothing emotional here

This girl is getting employed within a few weeks

Your industry touches all