baralatie:

I just read it on the BBC.i don't think the guy is going to survive this o!
It is like the french police wants to treat this as an attack on France o!
Na go the guy don go so o

That would be commendable by the French authorities I suspect he must be Muslim

... The guy wan trend

After this him go write book (how to bring a president to order) then grant interview with major network

The rest is history

!!!Priceless
He couldn't have said it more better if he was to speak to us from the other side

...if this is true then I should hurry up and marry
This news shock me to my bone

Ihatemen:
I hate men

...stop being a burden to men

then you would love men

This sex sex man

Glory to ... that you are off the market

Made619:
I cover my two beautiful sisters with the blood of Jesus oh...

Na me go jazz them

... Mean while back in Nigeria ship loaded with crude oil vanishes without trace and someone is telling me we can't send someone to mars

blizard44:


Pro,
Like I'm in this boat right now too.

Before the Linux and the red hat's, where can a beginner start from? The basics.

Comptia A+

eveninnewspaper:

How long does it take to complete these programs, pls?

It all depends on you

The comptia exams are subjectives and objectives that doesn't mean its a walk in the park

The red hat is performance base exams meaning you are giving a task like you were in work place environment and asked to carryout a task
Its advisable you do comptia Linux before attempting red hat

How long ? that's completely up to you because pass mark is 80% so it is not how long but how well especially Linux you can't rush it you savoir the lessons like wine let it sink deep and well
Check out the exam cost of a red hat certification then you will understand

eveninnewspaper:

Pls, which of these packages would you advice a non graduate female rookie to facilitate her moving abroad?

Go for Linux certification but you would need a bit of background in networking so take the comptia network exam then

then comptia Linux and Red hat system administration then Red hat system engineer
this will get you jobs

Ubongdemaga:
like which course please? computer science?

Software engineering, mathematics, statistics or computer science - even physics or chemistry

Any of these would do

The certification (skills) is what really helps

-phyton (core)
-Linux (core) (start with comptia Linux then move to Redhat certification)
-networking (core)(CCNA & CCNP) CCIE can wait start with comptia networking its easier to grasp
-comptia A + ( Foundation for the above)

Then when these are done
then start branding yourself I learnt this from a white guy and jobs will come looking for you even begging you

Forget all these cry babies on nairaland using a 20th century template for a 21st century challenge

...if you are looking to start a career go for IT

take professional certification and leave the country

You will sell like fuel on the street of Lagos

This paper degrees just gives you interviews and looking at your age you won't be having many call ups

Brand yourself

There are awesome ways to get way ahead of the crowd if you have 250k or less and enough enthusiasm you would see yourself in places you never dreamed
But you have to study hard and pass the necessary certification to get noticed
Then the secret of getting a job in 21st century that 99.99% of Nigerians will never know

...if you are looking to start a career go for IT

take professional certification and leave the country

You will sell like fuel on the street of Lagos

Zzor:
He's sounding too nice, fear this type of people, if he had a chance he won't even think over it before ripping ebuka off his job.Ebuka is handsome sha and good for the job

...you must be a very lonely person

Depression has really eaten deep into you

My dear you need help

You made me say things out of character my apology

I'm a gentleman

mechoau:


Pls sir, I sent you a pm. I saw your post on South Africa forum pls can we chat private sir ? I need your assistance

On what specifically

binsanni:
an one of my uncle is telling me to collect army form because him get connection.

ah dey wait for am make he con force me fill the form

... hmm your Dad has landed property he must be eyeing so every obstruction must be eliminated

Osagyefo98:


Nigeria. Do you have any other nation or are you not seeing the insurgents ravaging the north.

U too like to show yourself

Oloribruku jati jati

Josywhyte:
What is Udom waiting for? Flush those bastards out of that state

Udom dey fear FG pass anything
Its only a radical governor like Wike wey fit rise to the occasion

ezenwajosh:
ESN I thought AKWAIBOM IS SOUTH SOUTH, UPPER NIGER AND SHOULDN'T BE INCLUDED IN ESN?

...but when una one divide no join akwa ibom because of their oil ooo

fuckpro:
She-male

ElValiente:
The future is what again....

She-male

JuIiusmalema:
Archeology
See course wey person dey study

What do you mean

Are you not aware of the excavation of the 'site' which lead to the pregnancy

Danzakidakura:
fulanis are raping and killing Edo women. Edo men are on the run

...LOL

Really what happened to Edo airways

MrGoood:
Nigeria is always lacking dollar even before crypto came in existence, The elites feel threatened with crypto, If majority of the citizens use bitcoin , The elites will go through a lot of stress to access billions of dollars , Not that the Dollars we make can’t sustain the citizens and the economy but the Elite that move huge funds with the help of CBN Big wigs won’t find it funny, As it stand there’s no way a single person will covert huge nairas to dollar without affecting the foreign reserve, Thats just it, They re trying to reserve the dollars for the elites , They launder these dollars back to there USA banks, If my claim is wrong ,Where did Madueke got the dollars she took oversea? We re talking about Billion of dollars here, This people lack what it takes to strength the economy, They re like a drowning man holding on sea leaves to save himself, How can you introduce a policy that will give most people suspension letter on this very Monday ? Nigerian Politician uses America and Canadian Banks with millions of dollars in them, How did Malami took over 1 billion $s abroad? Is it not from the same CBN dollar? This leaders re blaming the youth sustainability for the misfortunes caused by the looters, CBN is crying lack of dollars and they think bitcoin is the course, Politician re changing money daily and taking them abroad but Useless Emefiele is too Blind to notice that, It’s obvious this country is far worse than it previously was, Pls get ready for 2023, We must flush them out , I am confident that the ruling party or any of there beneficiaries can never win my ward let alone my street.

...and where is your ward

...This is the thing that 95%-98% of women do in their nuptial night
I don't know why yours is being trumpeted to the world abi after that you been go on protest poor man

Jesse6:
How I wish they can just send their own members down here to do everything no Nigerian should be among them

You dey mind them
How you go carry alcoholic go put for brewery him go fit sober work
Same things with these specie of humans

This generation knows better, all development na scam

SarutobiEky:
sorry, he meant commander in chief of armed zombies. There, fixed

...LOL

We are in for a nasty ride till 2023 ... and then what!

TOPCRUISE:
This ban is targeted to frustrate Sunday Igboho's go fund me

...and ESN