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Romance / Re: Guys, Don’t Let Girls Packaging And Snubbing Deceive You. by fuckpro: 8:11pm On Nov 22, 2019
Dimples0303:
How's the weather where you are grin

Just curious dear where are you from
Politics / Re: The Yoruba Ruling Family That Lost Out In Ilorin by fuckpro: 4:50pm On Nov 21, 2019
Danwakae:



The person in that Video look like Saraki , but thats not him...stop the false hood...those who brought up that video know is not Saraki but they just want to rekindle the name....


What I was saying is that , no matter the person in power , as long as its Nigeria , fulani will always have their way , including here in Taraba state... I am not a fulani or hausa , tho we speak hausa , I am a jukum by tribe , but the fact is that , u don't mess with the fulani , those in wukari, Karim lamido, ulssa, Gembu( all in Taraba)... Nasarwa ( the egon) , Kaduna (kataf), zuru,,(plateau) , gbaggi(Niger State)... Can attest to this fact... The Fulanis own west West and Central Africa
They (Fulani) should come south-south and try it I bet we will put on a show that in a 1000 years their descendants will still be reciting
Business / Re: How Does $2000 By Christmas Sound ? 100% Guaranteed !!!!! by fuckpro: 1:23am On Nov 19, 2019
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Politics / Re: Yahaya Bello, His Wife And Supporters Celebrate After He Was Declared Winner by fuckpro: 4:27pm On Nov 18, 2019
...this is arguably the best performing Governor of our time ...just look how people are jubilating on the street ... I bet he will soon be on the street receiving the cheers of his adoring constituency
...a true son of the republic ... nations will pilgrim just to seat at his feet and learn from him as he distils the wisdom of his master for mortals to consume
Nigerians are truly blessed
Kogites are in for a great time,your generations are eternally greatful to your fortitude and steadfastness
Education / Re: Mathematics: 5 Tips On How You Can Accelerate Your Performance In The Subject by fuckpro: 3:57pm On Nov 18, 2019
AfonjaBoston:
I'd rather be a good physicist than a mathematician

I remember back in my university days I could write exams for my friends in Maths and computer departments but those crazy maths students can NEVER write a simple PHY 203 exams
...simply because physics is applied maths
You have to do the physics that is see what and how the physics law apply to question that's the hard part then frame them mathematically it takes hours of practice to master the former
but your precalculus and calculus must be on point to truly conquer Physics,engineering even economics
Education / Re: Mathematics: 5 Tips On How You Can Accelerate Your Performance In The Subject by fuckpro: 3:42pm On Nov 18, 2019
Divay22:
I can't.
If that'll save life, better i die.
I made an attempt to know mathematics years back, and anytime i got my calculations right I'll be so excited. I'll be so happy that I'll keep staring at my book and be like "so na you solve this maths "but it didn't last.
If you truly want to understand mathematics then before any other action,stay away from sex,this will greatly increase your concentration level and
Your subconscious will work out maths word problems even while you are asleep otherwise just forget maths
That's the reason all creative mathematician,physicist and engineers are celibate during the learning stage
SEX AND MATHS DON'T MIX just like oil and water
I know this because I was told by geniuses and went against it to see if its true only to retrace my step
Religion / Re: Pastor: Sex That Is Over 5 Minutes Is No More Sex (video) by fuckpro: 11:41am On Nov 18, 2019
HonFuga:
Sincerely because he is a pastor those not make him a wise man. This same video cause a lot of issue in group it was posted yesterday when i reacted. Firstly sex is a body that cover so many thing like pre-intimacy & intercourse. According to the hadith of the holy Prophet Muhammad, pre-intimacy is an essential part of sex before any intercourse. So basically a pre-intimacy can even take you more than 15min before the sex which might also last like 15min. When you are not an animal, how can you just jump on a lady within 5min you are out. There must be a pre-intimacy that alert & arouse her to fully take your dick. I will say it again, that pastor talk base on his brain understanding of sex. If you should check very well, this are the same set of pastor that will be dicking there church member wife & ladies. Lasting hours during sex doesn't make you an unfocused man, it just base on your pure understanding of sex.

I submit
I think the man was trained by a prostitute (short time) grin
Romance / Re: Stop Having Sex With Broke Guys - Slay Queen 'Sexy Oge' Advises Beautiful Ladies by fuckpro: 4:16pm On Nov 15, 2019
Pettyprincess:
See as guys are insulting her just because she gave an advice grin grin,Bt if a guy posted "Guys don't date non virgin girls" same guys will be hailing him, Las Las everybody get choice wink
What are doing here
are you not suppose to be somewhere giving guys a bonner
Politics / Re: Chioma Oyekaba 26th Birthday: Prince Eze Madumere's Wife Celebrates (Photos) by fuckpro: 6:01pm On Nov 12, 2019
totosucker:
The man worwor sha. I'm sure this lady married him because of money.
...before nko abi you see six pack

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Health / Re: Son Strikes A Pose With His Mad Father. Would You Do The Same? by fuckpro: 11:14pm On Nov 10, 2019
...what can I say

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Family / Re: Hotel Cleaner Who Stole Millionaire’s Sperm From Used Condom Won Child Support by fuckpro: 10:06am On Nov 10, 2019
.... Man!!!
and I thought i've seen it all
That's the reason I never give women my used
Condom,one even tried to force me to hand over
No way
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TV/Movies / Re: Ovularia Of The New Masquerade, Dies (photos) by fuckpro: 1:16am On Nov 06, 2019
Rip
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bleeping fraudster
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Business / Re: Get Over 84 Million Nigerian Phone Number Database For Your Business. by fuckpro: 11:49am On Nov 03, 2019
Were do I meet you
Business / Re: N50 Stamp Duties POS Charge Begins by fuckpro: 11:13am On Oct 29, 2019
Jblaze1:
I dont have problem with the tax, my problem is WTF are dey doing with the huge amount of tax we pay
You are paying for 2023 election
whether you consider yourself partisan or not
You can't sit on the fence on this one bro

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Travel / Re: White Couple Sitting Dangerously On A Bike In Ikeja by fuckpro: 11:07am On Oct 29, 2019
The husband doesn't want the wife front side to be activated anyhow
hence the sitting arrangement
He value that above their safety

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Romance / Re: Wanna Teach A Few People How To Make Money by fuckpro: 3:31pm On Oct 28, 2019
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Health / Re: Today Is Stella Adadevoh's 63rd Posthumous Birthday by fuckpro: 7:46am On Oct 27, 2019
I salute you as a true heroin
Hope federal government get small sense to immortalise this golden Lady

Rest on madam
Investment / Re: How #300 Changed My Life In A Week by fuckpro: 6:27am On Oct 27, 2019
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Kindly drop your wh3tsapp digits
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Celebrities / Re: ‘it Was A Joke,’ – Says By Lady Who Accused Davido Of Impregnating Her (VIDEO) by fuckpro: 11:39am On Oct 25, 2019
Na person go still put these things for house
abomilobia

Please you will sleep in jail as a prank

This generation is messed up seriously
Romance / Re: If You Will See Pastor Chris This Morning Ensure You Share This With Him by fuckpro: 2:28pm On Oct 17, 2019
Sunnyshinylight:
Alright
All these indomie children
Face your studies and eventually you will get a job to keep busy
Stop meddling in adult affairs you may not be as old as his first daughter so show wisdom be quiet

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Travel / Re: NNPC Tanker Crashes Into Ambulance Conveying Corpse For Burial In Benue by fuckpro: 1:33pm On Oct 17, 2019
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Politics / Re: Buhari To Upgrade Presidential Aircraft With N1.5bn by fuckpro: 8:01pm On Oct 12, 2019
mosho2good:
NAIJA OF OLD I MISS YOU OO!������
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1. I miss d days when we went to school, lined up & D headmistress & teachers inspect our nails & uniform & den we match to our classrooms, U Remember na?? ���
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2. D days of Nasco Biscuit,Trebor, Iced coloured water tied in nylon we called it “lolly”���
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3. D days of Goody-Goody & pako Biscuit.��
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4. D days of ali & simbi, Mr Salami & Mrs Salami, Agbon, Edet lives in Calabar.���
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5. Chei, i remember those days when one naira na money, when groundnut was 5 kobo. & choco milo sweet was 5 kobo
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6. The days of messing game, who is in d garden, police and thief
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7. D days of mama & papa play
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8. The days when we use to build houses with sand, play suwe game, tinco tinco, change U̅r style, ten ten, skipping, stop! U remember nau?
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9. Those days wen we used to fly kite on streets, wen boys used to use d paint bucket cover as tire & their daddy’s hanger as d steering
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10. Those days when rubber band was stock exchange.
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11. The days when voltron, jimbo, power rangers, spider man was our favourite cartoon.
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12. D days of limca soft drinks & choco milo advert on black and white tv and sunday rendevous by1:30pm
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13. Those days when we say ‘leke leke give me white finger’
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14. Those days when eleganza pen was d best
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15. D days wen we used to drink water from d tap even suck out d water if its not coming out
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16. D days when NTA will show rainbow color for 30 mins then national anthem before they resume program @ 4pm
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17. D days wen basket sandals, simbi nd Bata sandals were d best
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18. D Days wen we all sing sandalili sandalili songs.
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NOTE: If you didn't experience any of the above, then you should be calling me sir. I'm not your mate. ..
45-50 years I salute you

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Celebrities / Re: Margaret Oputa Is Dead! Charly Boy's Mother Dies by fuckpro: 6:20pm On Oct 10, 2019
RIP
Education / Re: Arrest Warrant Issued As Nigerian Professor Flees US In Sex For Grade Scandal by fuckpro: 6:31pm On Oct 09, 2019
The new Nigerian export

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