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Dimples0303:
How's the weather where you are

Just curious dear where are you from

Danwakae:
The person in that Video look like Saraki , but thats not him...stop the false hood...those who brought up that video know is not Saraki but they just want to rekindle the name....


What I was saying is that , no matter the person in power , as long as its Nigeria , fulani will always have their way , including here in Taraba state... I am not a fulani or hausa , tho we speak hausa , I am a jukum by tribe , but the fact is that , u don't mess with the fulani , those in wukari, Karim lamido, ulssa, Gembu( all in Taraba)... Nasarwa ( the egon) , Kaduna (kataf), zuru,,(plateau) , gbaggi(Niger State)... Can attest to this fact... The Fulanis own west West and Central Africa

They (Fulani) should come south-south and try it I bet we will put on a show that in a 1000 years their descendants will still be reciting

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...this is arguably the best performing Governor of our time ...just look how people are jubilating on the street ... I bet he will soon be on the street receiving the cheers of his adoring constituency
...a true son of the republic ... nations will pilgrim just to seat at his feet and learn from him as he distils the wisdom of his master for mortals to consume
Nigerians are truly blessed
Kogites are in for a great time,your generations are eternally greatful to your fortitude and steadfastness

AfonjaBoston:
I'd rather be a good physicist than a mathematician

I remember back in my university days I could write exams for my friends in Maths and computer departments but those crazy maths students can NEVER write a simple PHY 203 exams

...simply because physics is applied maths
You have to do the physics that is see what and how the physics law apply to question that's the hard part then frame them mathematically it takes hours of practice to master the former
but your precalculus and calculus must be on point to truly conquer Physics,engineering even economics

Divay22:
I can't.
If that'll save life, better i die.
I made an attempt to know mathematics years back, and anytime i got my calculations right I'll be so excited. I'll be so happy that I'll keep staring at my book and be like "so na you solve this maths "but it didn't last.

If you truly want to understand mathematics then before any other action,stay away from sex,this will greatly increase your concentration level and
Your subconscious will work out maths word problems even while you are asleep otherwise just forget maths
That's the reason all creative mathematician,physicist and engineers are celibate during the learning stage
SEX AND MATHS DON'T MIX just like oil and water
I know this because I was told by geniuses and went against it to see if its true only to retrace my step

HonFuga:
Sincerely because he is a pastor those not make him a wise man. This same video cause a lot of issue in group it was posted yesterday when i reacted. Firstly sex is a body that cover so many thing like pre-intimacy & intercourse. According to the hadith of the holy Prophet Muhammad, pre-intimacy is an essential part of sex before any intercourse. So basically a pre-intimacy can even take you more than 15min before the sex which might also last like 15min. When you are not an animal, how can you just jump on a lady within 5min you are out. There must be a pre-intimacy that alert & arouse her to fully take your dick. I will say it again, that pastor talk base on his brain understanding of sex. If you should check very well, this are the same set of pastor that will be dicking there church member wife & ladies. Lasting hours during sex doesn't make you an unfocused man, it just base on your pure understanding of sex.

I submit

I think the man was trained by a prostitute (short time)

Pettyprincess:
See as guys are insulting her just because she gave an advice ,Bt if a guy posted "Guys don't date non virgin girls" same guys will be hailing him, Las Las everybody get choice

What are doing here
are you not suppose to be somewhere giving guys a bonner

totosucker:
The man worwor sha. I'm sure this lady married him because of money.

...before nko abi you see six pack

...what can I say

.... Man!!!
and I thought i've seen it all
That's the reason I never give women my used
Condom,one even tried to force me to hand over
No way

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Rip

bleeping fraudster

Fukcing fraudster

Were do I meet you

Jblaze1:
I dont have problem with the tax, my problem is WTF are dey doing with the huge amount of tax we pay

You are paying for 2023 election
whether you consider yourself partisan or not
You can't sit on the fence on this one bro

The husband doesn't want the wife front side to be activated anyhow
hence the sitting arrangement
He value that above their safety

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I salute you as a true heroin
Hope federal government get small sense to immortalise this golden Lady

Rest on madam

marviessss:
Due to nairaland banning can't post link ,but this website has helped my life well
Will send payment proof , and process of registeration ,
Kindly drop your wh3tsapp digits
to be added to group

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Na person go still put these things for house
abomilobia

Please you will sleep in jail as a prank

This generation is messed up seriously

Sunnyshinylight:
Alright

All these indomie children
Face your studies and eventually you will get a job to keep busy
Stop meddling in adult affairs you may not be as old as his first daughter so show wisdom be quiet

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mosho2good:
NAIJA OF OLD I MISS YOU OO!������
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1. I miss d days when we went to school, lined up & D headmistress & teachers inspect our nails & uniform & den we match to our classrooms, U Remember na?? ���
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2. D days of Nasco Biscuit,Trebor, Iced coloured water tied in nylon we called it “lolly”���
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3. D days of Goody-Goody & pako Biscuit.��
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4. D days of ali & simbi, Mr Salami & Mrs Salami, Agbon, Edet lives in Calabar.���
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5. Chei, i remember those days when one naira na money, when groundnut was 5 kobo. & choco milo sweet was 5 kobo
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6. The days of messing game, who is in d garden, police and thief
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7. D days of mama & papa play
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8. The days when we use to build houses with sand, play suwe game, tinco tinco, change U̅r style, ten ten, skipping, stop! U remember nau?
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9. Those days wen we used to fly kite on streets, wen boys used to use d paint bucket cover as tire & their daddy’s hanger as d steering
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10. Those days when rubber band was stock exchange.
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11. The days when voltron, jimbo, power rangers, spider man was our favourite cartoon.
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12. D days of limca soft drinks & choco milo advert on black and white tv and sunday rendevous by1:30pm
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13. Those days when we say ‘leke leke give me white finger’
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14. Those days when eleganza pen was d best
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15. D days wen we used to drink water from d tap even suck out d water if its not coming out
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16. D days when NTA will show rainbow color for 30 mins then national anthem before they resume program @ 4pm
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17. D days wen basket sandals, simbi nd Bata sandals were d best
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18. D Days wen we all sing sandalili sandalili songs.
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NOTE: If you didn't experience any of the above, then you should be calling me sir. I'm not your mate. ..

45-50 years I salute you

RIP

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