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Family › Re: How Do I Confront My Husband About This Issue? by Fuckyoumod: 4:48pm On Aug 29, 2023
Versitee:
I have been feeling like my husband has been cheating on me with our neighbors daughter. She is just about 23 years.

Yesterday which was Sunday, I went to our neighbors house around 6pm to ask if I could use their oven.

Their compound is not fenced so I just walked in straight to their backyard if I would see the man's wife.

I overheard this girl making a call. Apparently she was the only one at home and she wasn't expecting anyone.

She was asking the man over the fone who was sexualy better between his wife and her.

My attention was arrested immediately. I stopped to hear more of the conversation. When I had enough, I made my presence known. She quickly hung up and tried to put up an innocent face.

I also pretended like I heard nothing, I asked to use the oven and left .
Getting back home, I was worried if that was my husband that girl was talking to, so I decided to find out.


I got my husbands fone later that night and went through the call log. The time that girl was making that call was few minutes past 6. I checked my husbands fone and there was a number he called around that time.

The number was not saved on the fone so I decided to call that number on my own fone and my true caller identified the number as "Vicky hookup".

Guess what, the girls name is Victoria.

I was surprised because I have the girls number saved on my fone. But I guess the number I have is for her family and friends. The one my husband has is for clients.

I opened his WhatsApp and found no chat with the girl, so I decided to check his telegram. ( Normally I don't like telegram so I never open it on either my fone or husband's)

My husbands telegram was locked. I was surprised cos that is the only app locked on his fone.


To cut the long story short, I found a way to open the app, and I saw his chat with that girl.


It pains me to say that my husband has been having sex with that girl without protection.

I want to go for HIV test tomorrow. Please how do I confront my husband about this.

Also I am scared I might be infected with an sti.
And so what if your husband is knacking outside?

Is he the first man to cheat?
Are you the first married woman that her husband would cheat on?

Oya go and kill your husband because he is cheating. Ok Buy rat poison or use knife and stab him when he is sleeping then your mind will rest, Mumu woman.

See stop disturbing us with nonsense here.
You even went ahead to search his telegram and whatsapp.

Oya divorce him let's see who will marry you or that man that won't cheat on you when you finally lose your marriage.

A wise wife, would advice him to wear condoms finish.

Do
Foreign Affairs › Re: Dollar Dumped? India Bought 1m Barrels Of Oil From UAE Using Rupees Instead Of $ by Fuckyoumod: 7:02am On Aug 28, 2023
FuckTheMod:
Common sense is indeed not common...
You need to start seeing beyond your nose...
You are the proverbial slug. A slow, lazy and useless animal called "Idiot, heavily infected and infested by all kinds of diseases and insects, yet it goes around from grass to grass, tree to tree cleaning and eating up shit and waste of from other animals, but failed to clean up himself, unaware that his own body is a refuse dump"

You are a Nigerian, you have not done anything to better your country, but you are busy chasing shadows.

This African proverb is the only way I can make you realize you are an Idiot. A lazy and a useless animal.

Do you even know that there is an animal called idiot? See your picture below 👇

That is what you are!

Foreign Affairs › Re: Dollar Dumped? India Bought 1m Barrels Of Oil From UAE Using Rupees Instead Of $ by Fuckyoumod: 11:00am On Aug 27, 2023
FuckTheMod:
Beautiful!
This real and right trading.
Not trading over useless and USA-worth-attached papers.
THE FALL OF UNITED SNAKES OF AMERICA IS EMINENT.
of what use is rupees to a Nigeria business man doing business in Nigeria?

Will you accept rupees in place of U.S dollar?

Nigerians should rather focus on the many problems bedeviling Nigeria.

Nigeria in the 60s was far ahead and doing better than India.
But look at Nigeria today. Nigeria is nothing but an empty shell.

Our problem is not the dollar or the U.S, our problem is having corrupt men and women occupying everywhere in the decision make of this country.
Crime › Re: Police Arrest “Yahoo Boys” For Burying New Born Baby In Rivers by Fuckyoumod: 5:05pm On Aug 25, 2023
coputa:
This generation of get rich syndrome is getting out of hand,hardwork is no longer Sort after.

The government should set up a program tagged "operation show the source of your wealth".if you can't,prove It,all your properties should be confiscated and the person sent to jail.This should be targeted at the youths.
"operation show the source of your wealth"

Will it be for the citizens or politicians?
Family › Re: Whose Name Should I Put On Papers Of The Car I Intend Buying For My Married Sis? by Fuckyoumod: 5:00pm On Aug 25, 2023
YoungDaNaval:
I don't have any ulterior motives my boss. Her husband is my guy like we're very close....so I'm only trying to be safer side in terms of the car documentation. I no want wetin go cause problem...you know we humans can be funny?
Why are you replying stupid questions? The dude thinks the world is as straight as ABCD...

See, seek the advice of your sister simple.
Before her husband sees your gesture negatively and start thinking otherwise.

Be careful....
Foreign Affairs › Re: BRICS Adds Argentina, Egypt, Ethiopia, Iran, Saudi Arabia & UAE As Members by Fuckyoumod: 1:40pm On Aug 24, 2023
orion7:
Y are they adding Muslim countries. Ha. 😡
it's just a gathering of enemies of America lol... Nothing new, all they have to offer is nothing but anti America policies.

While they continue to exploit the weakest amongst them. In as much as they can't do without america dollar, it's all a waste of time.
Foreign Affairs › Re: BRICS Adds Argentina, Egypt, Ethiopia, Iran, Saudi Arabia & UAE As Members by Fuckyoumod: 1:37pm On Aug 24, 2023
circular:
America is loosing out
you really think so?

It's only the enemies of the west that are gathering themselves.
Until they can do without the U.S. dollar then I will take them serious.
Family › Re: After 9 Years Of Trying My Wife Finally Gave Birth by Fuckyoumod: 7:56am On Aug 24, 2023
MrUgo4christ111:
It is with joy in my heart and a gladdened spirit,I wish to inform esteemed family section members that I am now a father of a bouncing boy given birth to buy my wife in the early hours of this morning smiley

We had tried for so long to have a baby,there were doubts creeping in from friends and family alike but our faith in God never wavered.It wasn't easy.My wife was having birth complications as the doctor said her pelvic region wasn't opening up enough to birth a child and that the baby was rightly positioned.Fear gripped me cheesy but I had to be a man and offer encouragement to my wife because she was already asking me if she dies while giving birth,will I marry another wife? cheesy cheesy Those complications took a lot of strength from her and finance from me and she spent some days in the hospital before she finally gave birth in the wee hours of this morning to the glory of God.Mother and baby in good health.

Thank you lord for your mercies.
this is the kind of good news we want to be hearing.
Congratulations to your family👏 🎉

But to be honest, she was already asking me if she dies while giving birth,will I marry another wife? this question sounded funny and I laughed 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Tell her it's not yet time.
Politics › Re: Tinubu Files Motion To Block US Court From Releasing University Records- Gazette by Fuckyoumod: 9:09pm On Aug 07, 2023
Ikaeniyan0:
Chicago state university confirmed tinubu attended the school.
female Tinubu or male Tinubu?
Politics › Re: Federal Govt Starts Distribution Of Palliatives To States by Fuckyoumod: 9:08pm On Aug 07, 2023
TheNiceGuy:
It's ONLY Northern Governor that'll publicize this kind of thing because they wants to come clean.

You see those retards in South, you'll not hear ANYTHING
The Government and citizens of this country failed Nigeria.

I cry for this country, She is dying.

Nigerians are now beggars queued up to get rice and vegetable oil. A country so blessed with enormous natural resources. Oil, gas, agriculture, water iron ore etc.

Shame! Shame !! Shame!!! 😭💔😭💔😭.
I weep and cry for her.
Politics › Re: Tinubu Files Motion To Block US Court From Releasing University Records- Gazette by Fuckyoumod:
Ikaeniyan0:
Tinubu is right

The Nigerian president argued his academic records should not be released because they fell under a 1974 privacy law for American students.

Tinubu is protected by the 1974 privacy law for students who schooled in the USA.
protected against what?
Right to privacy ends when you start vying for a public position that requires/demands his claims about his academic records are true.

Is like President Biden running to the court to stop Americans from knowing our accessing his academic records.
Politics › Re: Coup Plotters Deny Abdulsalami, Sultan Entry, ‘discussed’ At Airport by Fuckyoumod: 9:30am On Aug 06, 2023
rdokoye:
The difference is the election results are being contested at the court, whereas the Coup is done and nothing can be done to redress the issue outside of direct violence.
Is what you have in Nigeria democracy?
Are we practicing democracy?
If it's not democracy, then what difference does it make?
Politics › Re: SERAP Sues Tinubu For Not Publishing Spending Details Of N400bn Fuel Subsidy by Fuckyoumod: 8:50am On Aug 06, 2023
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Romance › Re: Ladies, Will You Give A Man Money To Pay Your Bride Price by Fuckyoumod: 9:04pm On Aug 02, 2023
Goodlady:
It pained him so hard. I ll show you latest gift a man better than you just got for me. Your curses are wasted. Donate them to your mom 😂
he is only catch cruise with you.
When he is done banging you like there is no tomorrow he will abandon your sorry ass.

The curses I placed on you can not be undone. Until you apologize.

The curse will last for 6000 years.
Romance › Re: Ladies, Will You Give A Man Money To Pay Your Bride Price by Fuckyoumod: 4:06pm On Aug 02, 2023
Goodlady:
I actually agree Ned Nwoko is an evening newspaper that married Regina cos of his money.
Unlike you that ll be poor till you die and still be broke in hell. You v no hope of marrying any woman both young and old.
broke and poor like your father and your entire unborn generation.. right?
Mumu!

You will end up in your father's house, you will die a single old, poor, smelling and childless woman, begging for food and money all the days of your life.

No normal or mad man will ever marry you, they will continue to sleep with you, they will continue to waste your time, the will continue to play you and disappointed you until you die, Amen... Amen...Amen....
Romance › Re: Ladies, Will You Give A Man Money To Pay Your Bride Price by Fuckyoumod: 1:28pm On Aug 02, 2023
Goodlady:
Children mentality. You sef go old soon.
even @ 60 years, I will never Marry an evening newspaper like you.
Children mentality is the word core evening newspapers use whenever the truth and reality hits them.

Ask Ned woko a 60+ man, why he married Regina a 20 year old virgin. E get why.
Romance › Re: Why Is Cheating Considered Normal For Men? by Fuckyoumod: 7:59pm On Aug 01, 2023
talented321:
1. He house u
2. He paid ur pride price
3. He feed's u
4. He pay all bills
5. He feed the children
6. He pays the children's school fees.
7. When your mother/father dies he is the one to spend money also when his mother/father dies he is the still the one to make all expenses
8. He walk all day to make sure u and the kids live a better life.
9. He sells his happiness for the family
10. He will be only regard as man when he produces something' but you as a woman can go into marriage without nothing
11. He know the worst u can do is to leave his house.
12. I don't like cheating but there is a different between cheating in men and cheating in woman'' the earlier u accept it the better for u
Modified :when a woman cheat it is a shame to the husband and his/her family'' while when a man cheat it is normal in the eyes of land.
A woman can become pregnant where as a man can't
13. WITH MY HANDSOME WEED'' WHILE LUCKY DUBE KEEP THE VIBE CALLED '' IT IS NOT EASY''' GOING
I owe you a bottle of orijin bro.

If they can't accept it, they should remain in their father's house.
We will continue to cheat, whether married or unmarried.
Romance › Re: Ladies, Will You Give A Man Money To Pay Your Bride Price by Fuckyoumod: 7:48pm On Aug 01, 2023
Goodlady:
Se ori man naa o buru? Hope the man isn't an unfortunate one?
Why ll you fail in your first responsibility?
The wedding ll hold when the man's financially buoyant and it must not be long.
Borrowing a man to pay for my bride price is the beginning of SAPA in the marriage.
Men, there are some things you must not fail with in life. Handling your wedding well is part of it.
listen to an evening newspaper at your own peril. They can't eat their cakes and have it.

They have wasted away their usefulness and special features.

There is one on my neck currently, she is 27. unfortunately for her I can't marry a lady that is more than 20 - 24 years.

E get why!
Education › Re: Ugandan Magistrate Caught Disguising As Woman To Write Law Exams For Girlfriend by Fuckyoumod: 8:17am On Aug 01, 2023
DevilishMan:
I think the bra gave him away.
It's too neat to be owned by a woman.
mehn.... So disgusting, 90% don't wash bra, they use and reuse and reuse.

The washing of breast and nipples have been left for men to wash by sucking breast.

Shame on dirty girls... The reason we don't suck breast no more.
Politics › Re: Ribadu Meets With INEC Chairman, Promise Better Electoral Process by Fuckyoumod: 8:09am On Jul 29, 2023
Believe theses men at your own peril.

Nigerians are not ready for credible elections yet, Opposition is a joke in Nigeria.
Family › Re: Katsina Man Divorces Wife For Allowing Male Doctor Attend To Her During Delivery by Fuckyoumod: 6:30am On Jul 28, 2023
Kobojunkie:
The girl was actually 14-years old? So at 14, she is now divorced and with child? shocked

Shortage of medical workers? And this is an activist for women’s rights? I am speechless here. lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
shame on the illiterate activist for women's rights.

Why not condemn the fact that a 14 year old girl is still a child and has no business with marriage?
Why not clamour for a 14 year old to be in school, rather than a house wife with multiple child abuses meted on her by a wicked man called husband?

How do these men gain erection before a 14 year old child?

This is the kind of backward news you hear from the Northern parasites. Nonsense!
Food › Re: Food: Whose Place Would You Visit? by Fuckyoumod: 9:52pm On Jul 27, 2023
Xammie001:
SPOUSE BE COOKING OVER SABI FOOD BECAUSE I DON MARRY HER BECAUSE SEA FOOD RICE INSIDE PINEAPPLE PEAL grin grin grin grin

SHE DEY PLAY
Spouse cooked nonsense and I'm hungry. I must eat something.

Let me have a taste of my ex 🤣 once more.
Crime › Re: UK-Based Nigerian Doctor Loses Custody Of 16-Year-Old Son For Flogging Him by Fuckyoumod: 7:02pm On Jul 27, 2023
felong:
Flogging a human being is wrong. What if the child dies.
so what is right?
Politics › Re: VP Kashim Shettima At Russia-Africa Summit In St Petersburg (Photos) by Fuckyoumod: 6:37pm On Jul 27, 2023
GeneralPula:
grin

This Shettima with hin look..
can you imagine how odd he looks?

Even other African leaders are well dressed.
Family › Re: Will You Take Your Wife Back If She Cheats On You? by Fuckyoumod: 4:21pm On Jul 27, 2023
IconicR:
What if the man cheats, what should happen?
African men by our customs and traditions, by our way of life in Africa.

African men are allowed and fully permitted to have multiple wives.
If you don't like it, relocate to Europe and america where men are not allowed to cheat, or remain in Africa, stay single and remain in your father's house.

Simple and short.
I repeat remain in your father's house.
Celebrities › Re: Nigerians Buy The Cheapest Fuel In The World - Eniola Badmus Defends Tinubu by Fuckyoumod: 9:52am On Jul 26, 2023
Shinjawestside:
Chai. .werin I go tell this fat pig smelling idiot now angry

Anyway God bless the good people of Southsouth and Southwest
Na why God punish her with excess fat.
Politics › Re: Protest Breaks Out In Northern Nigeria As Women Protest Over Cost Of Living by Fuckyoumod: 3:57pm On Jul 25, 2023
Qadaffi2idiamin:
They ain't seen nothing yet.

The juice is about to be served pretty chilled.

My smoke gonna fill heaven with some great aroma
hahahahahhaha.... I pray fuel gets to 1k per liter.

So they can all roast in h-ll.
Politics › Re: Protest Breaks Out In Northern Nigeria As Women Protest Over Cost Of Living by Fuckyoumod: 10:42pm On Jul 24, 2023
AntiTerrorist:
You can't blame them, you know they didn't vote Tinubu.

Druggie did not win KKK states, he lost Abuja, Lagos and Osun where he has influence. So where did he actually won? Benue or Rivers?
you have a point dear, the drug baron bought and forced himself on the people. Kai......
Politics › Re: Protest Breaks Out In Northern Nigeria As Women Protest Over Cost Of Living by Fuckyoumod: 10:36pm On Jul 24, 2023
Protest for what and against who?

After taking 500 naira each to vote the drug baron. What were they expecting?
Shege banza!
Hunger will kill all of you.

I won't join any protest, let the people that voted him protest.

I knew from day one that the weeing, pooing and diaper wearing drug baron was empty headed and not fit for the job.

I was ruggedized and prepared for the woes and calamity Tinubu would unleash on Nigerians.
Romance › Re: My Wife Wishes Me Dead Over An Argument by Fuckyoumod: 7:17pm On Jul 24, 2023
Zulum:
If it's easy to run for my life, I would have done that since....i have a 3yrs old child with her, I love that boy....when we separate I know definitely I will miss him.....thats my fear
ok, wait for the boy to miss in.

Life is simple, play with your life at your own peril. You are more important to your son alive than dead.
Education › Re: Reno Compares Nigerian Universities' Tuition Cost With That Of Other Countries by Fuckyoumod: 9:55pm On Jul 23, 2023
Opanka44:
Mumu Reno. Anything to seek relevance and draw TInubu's attention. But sadly, nobody knows Reno the demented propagandist
he is a fool and a wanted fugitive.
He is one of the people that ran away with public funds.
Romance › Re: Finggering A Girl When She Was Sleeping And She Didn't Know by Fuckyoumod: 6:45am On Jul 23, 2023
Waw! shocked


You Are A Professional Rapist... You Raped her With Your Finger And She Didnt Know...


Sir You Are Talented I Swear... And May Thunder Rape YOU This Hot Afternoon wherever You Are undecided
so you still don't understand it was just a made up story from the jobless boy?

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