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Well done Lagos, you are getting better by the day.
FG please retrace your steps and do better biko

It’s sad that our president even in this trying time still remain a mystery to his people. While every leader in the world engages their people at least once a week in this period, ours only get updated daily without engaging us the citizens.
This is why fake news has been on the rise everyday.
The only thing we get on daily basis is that the presidency have said. Who is/are this presidency, we don’t know.

Op, it breaks my heart that you’d talk about cultural differences and in the same breath call our culture “stupid” just because you live abroad.
If we so much respect western cultures no matter how warped they may be, why do we treat ours with so much disdain?
Will talking down and berating our culture make us more western than the westerners themselves?
I am not happy with you for referring to our culture as stupid just because we say a woman makes and keeps a home. It kind of watered down all the things you wrote there for me.
Let’s learn to accord everyone their due respects.
Thank you.

What is all this naw?
I thought we are trying to save lives by this lockdown?
Can we get that into the skulls of our security agents?!

Only in Nigeria.
And the supposed president they are talking about is not dead o!
You people should keep deceiving yourselves

This is commendable.
Kudos to them and please it should also translate to the people.

maklelemakukula:
Covid19 is spreading quietly in Lagos, a Nigerian from the UK came back few weeks back and later tested positive for covid19- this hasn't been made public for whatever reasons, and this same man did a small get together/celebration for people in his area, now these people have symptoms of covid19, one of them called the covid19 response team and they asked her for her address which she declined saying she would be going to the hospital for tests. What sort of madness is that ? I'm legit scared right now cos I don't know how this country can handle this

Somehow I don’t believe this your gist.

SammieRexx:
I can assure you it's not army

We don’t know that yet.
But it’s definitely not herdsmen

SammieRexx:
Fact: this actually happened yesterday in ngbo ohaukwu LGA
Fact: this is not the handiwork of fulani herdsmen but communal clash between this village and their neighbour from Benue state.
Don't ask me how I got my facts

You are right sir.
That’s my village.
I got a call yesterday that the ‘army’ is on rampage because one of them, a senior officer was killed by Ngbo people.
What was their reason, they caught the army officer who hails from Agala, a Neighbouring village that is always clashing with Ngbo people for land related issues, with bags of rice filled with bullets and guns passing through Ngbo. They asked him to make his last call before they killed him. It looked like he called his base to report what was about to befall him. What I do not know now is if it was actually the army that carried out the carnage in retaliation for their colleague that was killed or Agala people that retaliated.
This has NOTHING to do with herdsmen.

drmikeadams:
i swear ur ffuccking lucky,,the kain people i get ,,i just weak

Lol
You too hustle make you jand dey send give your younger ones.
That is my desire. To travel my own and be sending things down

Ah! Plenty gifts o!
The good thing is that I have never opened my mouth to ask them for anything yet -
They gave me 2009 Toyota Corolla, cash gifts are uncountable at different occasions, laptops, iPhones, clothes, chocolates etc.
My in-law is the best.
Remember, I never asked, he just does it out of his own volition.
Very sensitive guy that knows what a brother needs.
May God continue to bless him and my sister.

Fareee123:
well, I never asked for it,my dad gives me house rent which he knows about, but he still pays it because when I had issues with my roommate in my first year,the Lady broke my head,so he got me another apartment and told the landlord to call him whenever the rent expires. Not all guys don't have sense like you

Now this is beginning to sound like bollocks to me.

itsme01:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Six-Day_War?sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjin-TGzvPmAhUFIVAKHe-EBEUQmhMwAXoECAsQBg

thats the wiki and you can clearly see the casualties from US and solveit

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Liberty_incident

This is why you should not just settle for the first page of Wikipedia.
The said casualties you put up there was a ship in International waters that Israel mistakenly attacked.

Again, Israel has never in their history outnumbered their adversaries

itsme01:
why not google what Germany and hitler did to jews and come back to clear this 6 days war backed by europe and americans

Lol!
Don’t shift the goalpost.
Which is more recent?
And do you have any facts to back up your claim that America and Europe helped them during the 6 days war?

itsme01:
Isreal in the bible is long time gone like the fictional tales, current Isreal ranks lower than Iran in military might, and has fewer population or soldiers than Iran(isreal 8 million, Iran 80 million), in fact they mostly survive on US finacial aides and military support.... and to make matters worst there are more Muslims in the current day isreal than christians, and current day Isrealis hate christians with passion

lonely Isreal has being trying to join African Union so as not to be alone just like Morroco also, Gulf GCC dont want them, Americans that like them are unstable, today Obama is indifferent tomorrow trumps hails them

google is your friend

HERE IS MILITARY RANKING IN THE MIDDLE EAST AND SEE WHERE YOUR ALL MIGHTY ISREAL RANKS

https://www.globalfirepower.com/countries-listing-middle-east.asp

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You are funny.
Where was it recorded in history that Israel ever outnumbered their adversaries?
Maybe you should google the 6 days war then come back and rewrite your post.
Mind you I said the ‘6 days war’ because that’s the one we can all relate to and not even the Biblical recordings of how Israel fought their wars.

PS: the Jews never liked Christians even during Jesus’ time and after. So get your facts right

Shibaraba:
You obviously didn't go to school. You probably stole your way into service if you can't comprehend what I wrote. Annoying thing

Why are you so ‘ash?

Leave the girl alone!
It’s DSS and MTN you should be suing

Our security agencies better brace-up.
They should not wait for an attack before they deploy more troops to flashpoints and vulnerable areas

MJBOLT:

are you sure she's a nigerian because nigerian ladies will never pay for their own food if they are on a date.

Who have you guys been dating

JOHNSONSOLAFUNMI:
And Jesus said, it is finished


Jesu si wipe, o ti pari


Ma Jisus siri, O biliwo


Yesu kuma ya ce, an gama!

Lmao!
Which one is “O biliwo”?
Is it French? Cause I know that’s not Igbo

I am grateful to God for life, good health, my family, my fiancée (soon to be wife ), my colleagues (wonderful people. Sometimes we don’t feel like going home) and my friends.

God has been so good to me!

My dad.
3rd November, 2019 will forever be burned in my memory.
He passed on at exactly 12 noon but was kept from my mom.
That was the first time I ever heard my mom panic on the phone when she called me.
The news was later broken to her 3 hours after she called me.
I cried like a baby when I got the news.
May he continue to rest in the bosom of our Lord Jesus Christ... amen!

Biko, what did you people suffer in 6 months?
Just let her go already and focus on your career. You will definitely find a better one.

designking:
Those who attended colleges of education are mostly students who couldn't gain admission to the universities because of their low grades.

75% of teachers are usually not very bright

Eziokwu?
When did you carry out your research to come up with those figures?

Which kind decoration be this one bikonu? Stifling the life out of the poor tree even though it’s a faux.
Nice gesture from them though

Abeg, wetin dey inside the egg? Na Dinosaur?

chukwugoziegi:
I need plenty explanations from Access bank as a Customer that I am.

Haaa! E don happen!
This boy have put Access bank in trouble

Why does he have to drag Access bank to his wahala?

Just know that you no go carry six packs dey act all those your funny roles any more.
As you have worked on your body, just know say your roles go change too and hope you are working towards that too.

Godislove1234:
I told my woman that nothing concerns me and that their list. I'm stubborn by nature. The reason why people still fall victim of that list is because they appear too desperate to take their wife home. Even if you're desperate try and hide it so that the inlaws no go too get say over you. Because to me it's crazy. Dem no de marry once and for all in Nigeria. Even after marriage you go still dey send your inlaws money and gifts. So why should they stress you too much with some offensive list

Lol! You are funny. Tone it down with the stubbornness. It doesn’t favour anyone. You will end up alienating your family.

Godislove1234:
My brother just wish me well. Everyone can't have the same experience.

He actually has a point and he isn’t wishing you bad either. You just started the process, in as much as you are being optimistic, what he is just advising is for you to keep your mind open when some crazy requests from in-laws starts coming. I am currently at the stage you are now just that I have collected list and have even started buying the list items. Bro, that 200k no be anything. Trust me

Apeshy101:
There is a job opening in Port Harcourt that was sent to the girl, she is currently in Jos while my guy is Enugu.

Being out of convenience for her, she sent the opening to him and urged him to apply.

My guy turned down the offer politely, complimenting her

Guy: "...thanks sweetheart, you will make a good wife, can't wait to wake up next to you for the rest of my life..."

Girl: lol, thanks, not ready for marriage Sha...

Guy: What if I'm ready?..

Girl: even you know say you never ready come 2021

Guy: what if I tell you that it's today we are gonna marry?

Girl: Lol. I'm not ready to suffer a second time beko...


That's how the conversation went, I rephrased most of the sentences as I can't remember all exact words.

NB: I heard all the conversations, he was playing music through Bluetooth from his phone connected to the home theater when the call came in.

If this is what truly transpired, then your guy needs a knock on the head.
For the babe to even forward job opportunities to him means she’s looking out for him.
Why does he have to hide the strides he’s making from such a girl and still has the effrontery to propose marriage.
He needs a serious knock on the head.