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lordhugo:
Just installed a 720 capacity Snailery for my mum in her compound. (At least by December she go pray for me)

I am an expert but I find it very hard to comment. (May God help me).

Thumbs up to neduzze5 and pragmatistm for helping the upcomers.

Will complete a work on my A-Z secrets in backyard heliculture and post it up here for you guy.

Happy Thursday!


Cc. Orijin 101
King tom
Stephen Queen
Lady boss1
2 Dice
Fula boy

(No be only kush I De kush)

my manchi is back

skak:
Kabi a hankali.... I am a core northerner so don't be deceived by user name

kayi kokari kudos

skak:
You said the one with the red right?

Baba e be like say you're obsessed with our ladies

zealot4me:
Lol...

Oyah Allah ya kamaki my barka da sallah or you know the rest

zealot4me:
Fulaboy is that not ur ex in the middle

choiiii that will never be my ex sai dai present to eternity

zealot4me:
Fulaboy is that not ur ex in the middle

hahahaha lemme check her out

MuhdG:
Innalillahi wa inna ilaihir rajiun.
That where we live. Sabon gari Nassarawo

Allah ya isa!! Wollah allah zai saka mana Allah kara kiyaye gaba

MuhdG:
Innalillahi wa inna ilaihir rajiun.
That where we live. Sabon gari Nassarawo

Allah ya isa!! Wollah allah zai saka mana Allah kara kiyaye ba

YourMain:
Oh. Lol I prefer the tv show.

sekinah my eid gift please now now

hadizadeezy:
I bet if 95% of them can tell you why they are in the act.

oya my barka da sallah I accept money only cash more preferable ajiye min zobo shinkpa sa chinchin please

Upnepaa:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY to you fulaboy wullnp, waiting for my fura dey nunu

muchas gracias dude here's your fura b4 I forgot

IamLEGEND1:
i just dey look the guy since oh

i call am say make him just come contribute to the guy survey

na him he just start to dey do him own side business.

make we no spoil market for him

Romanciella:
Yeeeeeh SALLAH is three to four days from here.... Got this crazy tats today... Wat do u think....



Cc lalasticl ala

Woow oboy sai nazo yawon sallah kudos

IamLEGEND1:
3

alryt

gur gle
butch cassidy
fula boy
cutehector

Opinions?

why did call that cutehector see how he just derailed the thread flirting with every girl on sight

Insidous:
Ode! Dumbo!
Men also get raped, mofo

you again you're fighting my bro

YourMain:
Hehe I love him he's hilarious. I'm sure there's different types of girls. Maybe some of them do .

Oh well I will just have to let you know the school is an islamic uni and their are badoos if I must admit but what I'm trying to tell you is don't take that guy serious he will mislead you

YourMain:
Hahahahahahahah oh wow. You seem to be talking from experience Ehn..

I don't think those girls are proper Muslims tho...

Just don't mind that guy one girls is in that same school and she's not a quicky girl and I've many friends there ranging from classmates to area boys

[quote author=IamLEGEND1 post=35418672][/quote]Lol modified

1.Parents


Mama: chichi where are you now didn't I warn from staying late at night

Chici: Mama I swear I went to collect my assignment from Lala, the due date for submission is tomorrow and I can't afford to loose this course

Mama: whatever I want to see you in house in the next 20 minutes and this should be the last you do this in my house if not na your papa go reconcile this

Chici: Ok mum



2.Boo



Boo:hi boo , I've been yearning to hear your voice today

Chici:Lol

Boo:baby I've a surprise for you

Chici: Oh really

Boo: I'll be coming in the next 1:30mins, get ready we are going to that jewelry shop

Chici: Oh God love you baby xoxo can't wait to see you


3.Toasters


Toaster: Hello dear

Chici: Hello who's that please

Toaster: calm down dear, is just a friend I mean no harm miss

Chici: hmmm

Toaster: my name is cutehector a graduate of lagos state university, faculty of engineering currently working with a pure. Water production firm in Apapa

Chici: And where did you get my contact?

Toaster: From a friend I'll to disclose his name for now, at times I saw pass our firm and I begun to develop some feelings for you and I don't know if we can date if you don't mind


Chici: see Mr. I've a boyfriend and I love him very much so don't call this number again

*hang up the call*

4.Pest

No idea


5.Doctor

Doctor: hello chici

Chici: Doctor kingtom how's your work??

Doctor: its all well chici

*took a long pause*
Well chici I'm sorry to announce the result came out and the test shows positive

Chici: ehnnn


Doctor: I'm sorry you're 8 weeks pregnant and hiv + as well....................


I don't have to tell you the rest


6.Paddy


Chici: hello ladyboss1


Ladyboss1: hello chici, where have you been all day, I came to your house and your mum told me your not at home

Chici: I swear na that yeye alberto2k took me on a date to a restaurant

Ladyboss1: oh really tell me more

Chici: can you believe that guy refuse to pay my transport fare after the date

Ladyboss1: no mind that stingy boy, when are you coming to my place we will set him up, he must pay for this

Chici: I will see next weekend will be good


Ladyboss1: whenever you're coming please come along with that your necklace please

Chici: ok, but make sure you call me to remind me oo



6. Fake friends


Now I will to call this bitch again
I don't have enough to say here but the convo will be nice and caring but not deep inside the heart


7. Pastor


No idea

I rest my case here

Demmzy15:
Stop that jor! My mom is kanuri and she no black, dem born her for Lagos so she get yoruba mark!

your mum is born is lagos and she had yoruba's tribal mark so ogah your mumcy is yoruba gbam no dogon turanci

YourMain:
Lol but why are yous hating on gays

Lol cox we've to we have no other option

IamLEGEND1:
yan zamfara ma ba a bar su a baya ba fa.

shirme da haukan su, da tsananin kishin addini shi yake jan su baya

wollah abun sai a hankali some of them are very extremist

IamLEGEND1:
Hahaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaaaaa.


i nearly forgot about the akara and bread-loving part.


i luv bread to death mehn.




kuma gaskiya maganan yan sokoto nan ma haka ne.

kauyancin wassun su yana da yawa gaskiya. lolz

Lol gaskiane ai aradu duk wuraren dana pado ba wanda banje ba duk nasan halinsu

zealot4me:
Lol tiff

Darn it @ your dp never knew you're a buxom

Gurgle:
ah-ah. but how true is that? are you sure if I met a kanuri they wouldn't say that Fulani people are the founders of BH?

are you serious. so that #1000 guy is an anomaly?

is there any ethnic stereotyping among different clans/states?

for example, for Igbos:

Aba people are cunning

Owerri people like to party a lot

nsukka/Enugu/ebonyi people are bush people and backward

ehm sorry I'm sorry its unsual of me to bespawl all those clangers up there I was in a hurry when I typed all those nd beside the fulanis were never the founders of the sect and let's take for instance the sect leader Shekau he's a kanuri and many others and if you watch their videos you'll realize their hausa is not fluent so whoever said fulanis are boko haram is simply a bigot

Kanuris are very wicked and mischievous people, it take them seconds to inflict injury or harm to someone and they're this jealous types while the fulanis some fulanis are wicked too cultured and religious sentiment and they like bread too

Some uncilivilised hausas are religious fanatics. They ones in kano likes money like their life depends on it and most of them are into business they're rich while the ones in kaduna (the more civilized ones) are likely players and penniless I live in kaduna tho the ones in sokoto zamfara kebbi and nasarawa are villagers and the list goes on

IamLEGEND1:
za ta kwana tana bincike ba za ta fahimci komai ba.
hope u in good spirits too bro?

hahaha I swear.

Gurgle:
I see. can you tell between them by appearance, accent or behavioural conduct?

the pre dominance of kanuris are found in borno state and some part of yobe, you can easily distinguish them from Fulani's cox of their thick accent and heavy tribals marks and moat of them are very dark.



lemme this into your ear ""most boko harams are kanuris in fact they were the founders of the sect""

god please no let them catch me

IamLEGEND1:
ga shi tana so ta cire mana jijiyan wuya don na kira sunan ta a cikin comment na.

hahahaha na ganta ai me Google zai Iya mata

Gurgle:
hmm.

so hausas and fulanis vs kanuris, gwaris, egbiras and so on?

oh yesss but I don mean physical fight oo is just like Yoruba's and Igbo's here on nairaland always exchanging words

Gurgle:
yes that guy is

are Fulani and kanuri closely related?

nope not that much theyre rivals always fighting

IamLEGEND1:
kar ka ji komai, komai da yake da farko, yana da karshe. kuma za a gama da murna.

kana jin mu da gurgle ko?

gaskia aikinka na kyau ai thumb up