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Islam for Muslims / Re: How To Wash A Dead Muslim by funkelola(f): 7:14am On Jun 20, 2020
Jazakumlahu Khayran
Career / Re: Shocking! Ecobank Sacks All Tellers Bankwide by funkelola(f): 6:30pm On Jul 10, 2019
It's not a fake news...

Same happened in May 2019 where about 300 core Staffs were laid off.

Also in January 2019

Now about 800 tellers nationwide.

Increase in rate of unemployment in Nigeria
Family / Re: Pregnancy And Agression by funkelola(f): 6:59pm On Feb 07, 2011
Yeah! Pregnant woman can be aggressive sometimes. I can remember vividly during my time. I sometimes take it out on my husband especially in the evening when am back from office. I react to smell and toothpaste. I had about 7 different of toothpaste in my bathroom. I rarely experience morning sickness or vomiting or spitting. Once i eat very early in the morning, then, am good to go for the day.
Entertainment / Vote For Kelvin On Big Brother Africa by funkelola(f): 11:20pm On Nov 25, 2009
Vote for Kelvin on Mnet Big Brother Africa to keep him in the house.
Foreign Affairs / I Really Wish Obama Wins.do Think This Will Have Any Positive Impact On Africans. by funkelola(f): 6:01am On Nov 03, 2008
Today is US election.
Romance / Re: How Will You Spend Your Val Day? by funkelola(f): 7:17pm On Jan 31, 2008
am sure it's gonna be a great day for me coz it's my birthday too. so it's gonna be double fun
Romance / Could This Really Be A Joke by funkelola(f): 4:15pm On Nov 30, 2007
Greetings to the house.
i actually received a text message and sender claimed the test was a joke, The text was actually sent to me by my boyfriend and he claimed it was a joke. The textmessage does not relate to me in anyway because there was nothing like a disagreement between us.
THE TEXT GOES THUS----"U KNOW IT ISNT FAIR.U SWITCH OFF YOUR PHONE WHENEVER WE FIGHT. IT DRIVES ME CRAZY. WE SHOULD SETTLE DISPUTES WHENEVER THEY OCCUR NOT AGGRAVATE IT. I LOVE U SO MUCH SWEETHEART.""
We dont have any disagreement at all and i tried to ask him who has the text because it was so glaring that he mistakenly sent the text to me. Yet, he claimed the text was for me that he was actually trying to see how i will react to it, I find it hard to believe him, i feel he is lying to me.
What do i do
Celebrities / Re: 2face Shot And Robbed On Arrival From UK by funkelola(f): 2:18pm On Oct 09, 2007
wish him quick recovery o, I pray say God go save the guy
Education / Re: Bad Things You Did In Secondary School? by funkelola(f): 2:14pm On Sep 26, 2007
I WAS A STUDENT OF EGBADO COLLEGE,ILARO IN OGUN STATE.
I CANT REMEMBER DOING ANYTHING BAD BUT AM SURE I WAS A GOOD GIRL AND STILL A GOOD LADY
Health / Re: My Doctor Says I'm HIV Positive by funkelola(f): 2:07pm On Sep 26, 2007
LETS GIVE THE GUY A BREAK.
IF TRULY HE IS HIV POSITIVE.
LETS GIVE HIM A SHOULDER.
GUY,
TRY THE TEST FROM ANOTHER DOCTOR.LEAVE YOUR G.FRIEND OUT OF THIS.JUST ADVICE HER TO GO FOR THE TEST. BELIEVE IT, U CAN LIVE LONGER THAN THOSE WHO FEEL U WOULD DIE SOON. ALL YOU NEED IS COUNSELLING.
U CAN STILL LIVE A NORMAL LIFE, U CAN LIVE ON DRUG@AFFORDABLE PRICE
Romance / Re: I'm Attracted To My Married Boss by funkelola(f): 2:06pm On Sep 26, 2007
GIRLFRIEND,
JJUST TRY AND FORGET ABOUT THE GUY.I NO IT IS NOT EASY,BUT IT'S ALL ABOUT DETERMINATION.DONT MIND THOSE WHO THEY TALK RUBBISH.I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL
BUT THE KEY WORD IS, DISCIPLINE
Romance / Re: Falling In Love On Phone by funkelola(f): 5:53pm On Sep 17, 2007
[color=#770077][/color]I FEEL WHAT U FEEL.
I HAD A SIMILAR EXPERIENCE OF RECENT.THE GUY CAME FOR A PRE-MEDICAL EMPLOYMENT TEST IN THE BANK I WORK AND I HAPPENED TO BE THE ONE WHO CALLED ALL THE APPLICANT ON PHONE TO COME FOR THE TEST.FROM THERE, THE GUY KEEP CALLING BCOZ HE WAS NOT CALLED TO COME AND RESUME AND WHENEVER HE CALLS I TELL HIM TO BELIEVE IN HIMSELF THAT HE'S TIME WILL COME.
     HMM!THIS IS HOW THE WHOLE THING STARTED O
HE CALLS ME EVERYMORNING TILL DATE AND WE USUALLY TALK AT LENGTH.U WONT BELIEVE THAT EVEN WITHOUT SEEING HIM I FELL FOR HIM ALREADY. BUT AM ALWAYS CONSCIOUS OF THE FACT THAT THIS PHONE LOVE IS ALREADY GETTING INTO MY HEAD O.
       TRULY, THIS GUY PROMISED TO PAY ME A VISIT IN OSUN STATE AND HE DID.TRULY I DONT KNOW HIM OR WHAT HE LOOK LIKE.HE DID NOT REALLY LOOK LIKE WHAT HE SOUND ON PHONE BUT HE'S OKAY.TALL(TOO TALL FOR MY SIZE),GOOD LOOKING AND ORGANIZED.
BLIV ME, THE MOMENT I SAW HIM, THE FEELINGS I HAD FOR HIM DIMINISHED SORT OF.YET,HE IS STILL AS CARING AS EVER.CALLS ME HIS WIFE AND ALL SORT.HE WANTS ME TO MEET HIS FAMILY,
IS REALLY HOW LOVE WORKS
Celebrities / Re: Denrele Of Soundcity by funkelola(f): 5:49pm On Sep 04, 2007
The guy is just trying to create an identity jare.
i remember the guy during the KIDDI VISION 101 days
Lets give him a chance and appreciate him
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Last Nigerian Virgin! by funkelola(f): 5:06pm On Aug 20, 2007
Hmm! some asked if there are still virgins in Nigeria but i bet there are still enough.
Am still a virgin @ 25years.thou i have dated guys up to 3. Infact, i court my first boyfriend for 4years without sex.
Sincerely am begining to see it as a barrier.am contemplating on giving it up because my boyfriend fight me over it as
if na him BIRTH RIGHT.
I wonder wot this world is turning into o.At least some people have to prove some believes wrong.
Business / Re: Your Best And Worst Stocks Ever? by funkelola(f): 7:39pm On Jun 07, 2007
Tlhe best stock so far is FIRST BANK,ZENITH BANK AND OCEANIC BANK TOO.
JUST APRIL,OCEANIC SOLD OUT THEIR SHARES AT 16.50 AND NOW IT IS 23.50.JUST WITHIN A MONTH AND IT IS STILL GOING TO INCREASE WITH TIME.A BIG CONGRAT TO THOSE WHO INVESTED IN OCEANIC OOO


kiss
Islam for Muslims / Re: Why Do Muslims Face The East When Praying? by funkelola(f): 4:02pm On May 17, 2007
IGNORANCE!
Dont think we should really poke our nose into issues we no nothing about ,rather ask questions in a matured way.
I dont think this forum should be an avenue to rebuke other people's religion.davidylan or whatever he calls himself went as far as saying Allah is alleged to be the "all knowing".For goodness sake,we should learn to mind our words especially when it has to do with the ALMIGHTY.





we are all practising what we are been born into.
Family / Re: I Lost My Fiancee Of Seven Years To Cancer by funkelola(f): 7:51pm On May 02, 2007
Though it's so hard to forgot but all u need do is to keep praying for her soul to rest in the peace.I pray that God in his infinite mercy will give u the strength to bear the loss.
Crime / Re: Good or bad? by funkelola(f): 4:48pm On Apr 20, 2007
Though am a yoruba and am proud to be.
The most hardworking tribe is the IGBOS[font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font]
yet the most dubious tribe is still the IGBOS.Am not surprise the guy is proud
of his dubious act.
Lets advice the Igbos,dem too desperate for money.An igbo man can do anything
to get money
Family / I Don't Want To Live With My Strict Uncle by funkelola(f): 2:35pm On Apr 20, 2007
SHOULD I GET MY OWN ACCOMODATION OR STAY WITH MY UNCLE.[i][/i]
GREETING TO NAIRALANDERS.Am a corper serving in osun state and posted to a bank.i have an uncle(my mum's brother) staying in the state and he wants me to stay with him.Though a nice man but he's just too strict.my aunt who is a widow once stayed with him but they couldnt really get along.He wants me home at all times and does not want friends(male and female) to come looking for me in his house.
I HAVE THE OPTION OF GETTING AN ACCOMODATION OR STAYING WITH HIM.WHAT IF MY boyfriend comes around.Need suggestion
Politics / Re: Jimi Agbaje's Picture Was Omitted On Ballot Papers by funkelola(f): 9:56am On Apr 20, 2007
The issue is whether Jimi's picture is omitted or not,the election is between AC and PDP.For goodness sake this is lagos and we all know what is happening.But the story in Lagos is still better than other states.
Romance / Re: Which Of These Two Women Should I Marry? by funkelola(f): 9:33am On Apr 20, 2007
smileymy advice is to follow your heart.am sure u desire one more than the other.u can have
equal love for both of them.Both of them can be trained.A can be trained sexually while
B can also be advised and counselled.REMEMBER,THE ONLY PERMANENT THING IN LIFE IS
CHANGE.
[font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font]DONT GO CHASING WATERFALLS,STAY BY THE LAKESIDE
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Got Access Bank Job Through Nysc! by funkelola(f): 4:24pm On Apr 18, 2007
Congrats!am also a batch A,mar 2007 corper ,the experience was almost the same and to the glory of God,am posted to Oceanic Bank Oshogbo.
Wishing you a victorious and funfilled stay in Access as i wish myself.
Politics / Re: Did You Vote? Does Your Vote Make A Difference? by funkelola(f): 12:57pm On Apr 16, 2007
I did not vote and it's simply because it so obvious we are in a country where the vote of the people does not really count.u vote,u no vote,who go win go win.Apart from this,am in an area where violence is the order of the day.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Am Looking 4 My Love by funkelola(f): 6:36pm On Feb 19, 2007
MICHELIN99 OR WOT DID U CALL IT DON
PACK COMMOT FOR NIGERIA.I SUGGEST
U GO FIND U LOVE FOR INSIDE DICTIONARY
Romance / Re: Questions To Ask Your Boyfriend by funkelola(f): 6:33pm On Feb 19, 2007
OYIN,
THE 2 OF U APPEAR BORING. OR RATHER INCOMPATIBLE.FOR
GOODNESS SAKE,U GUYS JUST MET.U SHOULD HAVE ENDLESS
ISSUES TO TALK ABOUT.U SHOULD BE THRILLED TO KNOW EACH
OTHER.GUESS U GO FOR ANODA HONEY cheesy
Crime / Re: She Dumped Me Because I'm A Yahoo Yahoo Boy by funkelola(f): 6:04pm On Feb 19, 2007
I no blame the chic oh!she does not want to have an ex-convict
or a prisoner for a husband or the father of her child.
Bros,my advice for u is to dump this yahoo!yahoo! tin.u can make
it without it.Use your potentials
Phones / Re: Strange Phone Call: Private Number by funkelola(f): 7:57pm On Feb 16, 2007
All u need do is to be wary of the kind of call u receive.
U dont have to be bothered about it.it is a common pranks people
play around.BE MORE CAREFUL
Romance / Should Religion Be A Criteria In Relationship Or Marriage. by funkelola(f): 6:06pm On Feb 11, 2007
IT HAS BEEN OBSERVED THAT RELIGION HAS BEEN POSING A GREAT PROBLEM WHEN IT COMES TO RELATIONSHIP.
SOME PARENTS ARE AGAINST MUSLIM SON OR DAUGHTER GETTING MARRIED TO A CHRISTIAAN AND CHRISTAIN AGAINST MUSLIM THE OTHER WAY ROUND,SHOULD IT BE SO.EVEN WHEN THE BOTH SINCERELY LUV EACH OTHER.
AFTERALL,WE ARE PRACTISING WHAT WE ARE BEING BORN INTO.
Romance / Re: Would You Date A WOman More Successful Than You? by funkelola(f): 5:51pm On Feb 11, 2007
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HER ACHIEVEMENT SHOULD HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH HER PERSON.
YES I WILL GO AHEAD WITH HER COZ WITH THE LEVEL OF HER ACHIEVEMENT
AND MINE,WE CAN MAKE A WORLD RECORD
Romance / Re: Should Lovers Keep Secrets From Their Past From Each Other by funkelola(f): 5:31pm On Feb 11, 2007
[color=#990000]so called secret gets out when u least expect and can mar alot of things.discuss it now and ur conscience is clear

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