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Travel / Re: 17 People Die In Onitsha As Flood From Heavy Rainfall Sweeps Bus Into Culvert by Funkeshuga(m): 9:46am On Apr 14, 2021
Drizzy5001:
you are obviously a mad person, you think you are making point, keep deceiving your self ignorant slowpoke, you claim Yoruba people are doing well, but cultism and armed robbery na una carry am for head, Useless set of people, most of your women are petty business traders, with goods that doesn't even worth upto 100k sef, go to Tradefaire market na we dey dominate, abi na Alaba market, grin grin see mumu. Wey dey talk about gods, when did I mention god or anything relating to sacrifice in my comment?? You see why I said ur brain dey leak undecided you can't even type something. Meaningful without mentioning juju or fetish stuffs in it.
Pls go and do research u are not exposed to modern world yet, This mumu might even be typing this rubbish from one thick undeveloped village in ondo state, stupid boy wey no gree learn. Las Las e fit be say na agbero work u dey do sef, why am I wasting my time with you.


Igbo ain't shit, you people are just hustler like average Nigerians

you think being industrious is republishing already made foreign product into local hence endangering usage and consumption lives


you need to place yourself on low brain isolation, we can't be praying for the end of covid-19 and still be praying for the end of your madness
Travel / Re: 17 People Die In Onitsha As Flood From Heavy Rainfall Sweeps Bus Into Culvert by Funkeshuga(m): 11:26pm On Apr 13, 2021
Drizzy5001:
what Economic value does your useless Osun, Ekiti And Ondo State bring to Nigeria? I don't know when you will have sense, your mentality is too low, you are obviously pained because igbos are doing well even better than you, jobless (skull miners) stop the hate and accept the truth boy!


see someone with drain brain talking about low mentality


Igbo are doing well indeed yet your farmers are crying of starvation because herdsmen don't allow them visit their farms again


all those Igbo hustling on express road in Lagos are trying to put one thing together to send you at home but here you're chest beating like a monkey in your father's compound


I don't think you remembered the last time you were told by a sincere person that your madness is konk?


visit that person to remind you again
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Has Changed Totally by Funkeshuga(m): 11:22pm On Apr 13, 2021
how else do you want her to tell you she's not interested again dude?



you men of nowadays should learn how to manage a lady, even the lady wey I dey flirt with them no born her well to ignore my calls not to talk of gf


what I notice why guys are now the victims of broken relationship lately is because they revealed too much of affectionate to a lady or you made her get used to you buying her goodies then you stop perhaps because of financial ground, such atenu lady are meant to change



that relationship is dead and no matter how you tried to resurrect it, she will put you under pressure to capitalize you further


there are many ladies out there who are looking for guys they'll be supporting with money and others but you mumu guy will not look their side, na all these Ashana Angels and ebipanmi kind of girl you will be looking for


this is year 2021, you guys should get sense

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Politics / Re: Tosin Adeniji: Sowore Applied For A Grant In My Name Without Informing Me by Funkeshuga(m): 11:13pm On Apr 13, 2021
OmovuduTheBeast:
Gbegiri people!
They must always betray one another in public
Afonjaitus Melitus


mad people everywhere. now tell me who discharge you from yaba left despite your obvious gongon?


Sowore the modern thief

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Crime / Re: My Dad Is Not Among The Escapees Of Owerri Custodial Centre - Man Cries Out by Funkeshuga(m): 11:04pm On Apr 13, 2021
pocohantas:
So sorry about what your family has to go through. Who would have known a Nlder’s family member was among. Maybe some Nlders are even commenting from the prison.

The world is a really small place.

As for the picture, I think they just released all the pictures in their database without doing a headcount. Since he is back there, they’ll fix it. Speak to your lawyer too.


your brain check-up is due with this your imbecilic post


you think Nigeria is like foreign country that give prisoners that freedom.


check well Nigeria is not the kind of prison you've once visited

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Politics / Re: EFCC Confirms Rochas Okorocha's Arrest by Funkeshuga(m): 10:57pm On Apr 13, 2021
Okorocha is not a smart thief, he should learn stealing from the hero of democracy Gej and the CEO of Lagos state Tinubu
Religion / Re: Pastor Adeboye Visits Kaduna RCCG Members Freed From Kidnappers by Funkeshuga(m): 10:50pm On Apr 13, 2021
between Hell Rufai and Tinubu ojuyobo I don't know who desperate pass



Anyway thanks to the real G.O the almighty God that rescue Daniel from the Den of lion, he did it again for these blessed people


nice one Pastor E.A Adeboye.....God is the real G.O
Travel / Re: 17 People Die In Onitsha As Flood From Heavy Rainfall Sweeps Bus Into Culvert by Funkeshuga(m): 9:58pm On Apr 13, 2021
Drizzy5001:
what Economic value does your useless Osun, Ekiti And Ondo State bring to Nigeria? I don't know when you will have sense, your mentality is too low, you are obviously pained because igbos are doing well even better than you, jobless (skull miners) stop the hate and accept the truth boy!


Igbo are doing well in ritualism, drug pushing and robbery, no wonder the doing well is making your kinsmen have annex in Asian prisons


I can bet it that you're not in your right senses when you're comparing your region with Yoruba region and her people


that ondo had a good economy that didn't now only subsidize food consumption in southwest and other Nigerian but in some useful resources that your lineage cannot think of


mention resources of Enugu and other and let me put you to Shame here

except from Onitsha that govt derived levy from the marketers that's mostly come to Yoruba land to buy their goods and Nnewi that have few industries, tell me what ihiala, idemili and others are contributing to Anambra govt?


you need to submit yourself for the god of your community in the next sacrifice because you don't deserve to exist as a human with this your watery brain
Politics / Re: Chidozie Ojobor: Buhari Rejected Scholarship List Because No Northerner On It by Funkeshuga(m): 6:33pm On Apr 13, 2021
zombieHUNTER:


My black forehead Muslim friend... Enjoy

This is the president Yoruba people queued in mass to vote for in 2015....

It's well...


this sound funny but you be werey


not all Yoruba voted for APC and APC got vote from southeast, why are you not humiliating the voters of APC in southeast as well


you're putting fayose, Makinde, Bode George and others in this your Yoruba claim of voting APC


I didn't vote APC, so learn to demonstrate your foolishness in a polite manners

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Travel / Re: 17 People Die In Onitsha As Flood From Heavy Rainfall Sweeps Bus Into Culvert by Funkeshuga(m): 6:19pm On Apr 13, 2021
Drizzy5001:
Ogbeni, shut up what achievement have you yellowba's made , apart from skull mining and kidnapping, most of the villages in Your so called western region no Sabi Wetin be electricity. Nonsense, if Lions dey discuss Cockroach go dey put mouth. undecided


even your forefather knows better


none of Igbo land can beat Yoruba communities, the rural areas that's bringing less economy value has good electricity than your urban areas in the East


if you doubt me, ask your forefathers that run to build their wealth in southwest to educate your ignorance


stop swimming on your self foolishness, is not funny
Travel / Re: A Commercial Bus Summersaults In Lone Accident In Ikeja (Pictures) by Funkeshuga(m): 3:08pm On Apr 13, 2021
Omodua:
Needless engaging you. But let me remind you that my kinsmen RUSHING IN MASS to Lagos are not coming to engage you on who dances better at Owambe feasts or parties. They are coming to engage on meaningful businesses. Not like you gossiping and behaving like ethnic evanchist.
By the way,what's your contribution to growth of Lagos Naptu2 relation!



shut up your mouth, go and developed your region and leave Yoruba to settle their own course


I hope you people madness will end before you get your Biafra
Travel / Re: 17 People Die In Onitsha As Flood From Heavy Rainfall Sweeps Bus Into Culvert by Funkeshuga(m): 3:05pm On Apr 13, 2021
let's worry about the slum in Lagos and leave southeast out of it, mumu people


their region is on fire, hijacked by UGM because of lack of good leadership, development is zero but na Yoruba be their headache


no human and physical capital is going on in southeast yet Sanwoolu and other Yoruba that's putting one to two things together is this fool headache


go back to your village they will be crying and wailing because they know their region is nothing to write about. always chest beating on futility


what a life!

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Travel / Re: 17 People Die In Onitsha As Flood From Heavy Rainfall Sweeps Bus Into Culvert by Funkeshuga(m): 3:00pm On Apr 13, 2021
Ceenachi:


Ewu grin grin grin
Abeg no compare ur useless tribe with Igbo


no tribe in Nigeria today give room for massive immigration of other tribes than the Yoruba


Yorubas are far in front of your people, leave your village and see things the way it is


No Igbo can beat the achievement of Yoruba people even with you people chest beating of being the richest in the world, Yoruba people are still above you with your acclaimed industrious


werey people

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Crime / Re: Anthony Ikpeama Beats Pregnant Wife To Coma, Removes Oxygen Mask Until She Died by Funkeshuga(m): 8:12pm On Apr 12, 2021
I will rather commit suicide by joining the deadly and vulnerable Nigeria army than lay my hands on a woman, of course except she tried to harmed me or go violence with me, I won't hesitate to defend myself
Foreign Affairs / Re: Twitter Chooses Ghana As Its Headquarters For Africa Operations by Funkeshuga(m): 6:24pm On Apr 12, 2021
God will destroy Buhari and his entire household including those having sleepless night here defending the fool


this uneducated Fulani cow have reduce Nigeria to Nothing. thunder fire all Fulani join


I won't blame Jack, if a fellow Nigerians is not save in Nigeria, is it foreigner that will be save?


I just hope we can correct this mistake by deamalgamating this Godforsaken country that's not working

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Celebrities / Re: Juliet Ibrahim Shows Her Curves In Swimwear Photos by Funkeshuga(m): 6:13pm On Apr 12, 2021
Bornsinner7:
Chai she don dey expire

That's one thing with Volkswagen.. they loss value overtime but if you give me this one I go panel beat am twice on a monday with a raw sledge hammer.. refill the oil that will last for 9months with guarantee
Oga that's an expensive exhaust surrounded by a cyclical resonant chamber around the exhaust port made out of shit and mess..

Lots of niggas will kill just to have a ride especially when it is set on autopilot where you just sit back while it ride itself


na because of woman you dey write this essay? and na your kind go dey form alpha male on Nairaland


Alpha male on Nairaland, SIMPle guy offline
Politics / Re: 'No Election In Yoruba Land In 2023' Posters & Flyers - Koikimedia (Photos) by Funkeshuga(m): 5:59pm On Apr 12, 2021
no individual have the right to speak on behalf of Yoruba people even though I'm tired of this Fulani dominated country but I believe in consultation, all Yoruba stakeholders must be carried along



I stand with No election in the entire Nigeria in 2023, everybody should go on their way and Fulani should stay in north to finished Hausa finally and send all of them back to their grave since they no won get sense

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Politics / Re: Konshisha: Nigerian Army Buries Captain, 11 Soldiers Killed By Bandits In Benue by Funkeshuga(m): 5:33pm On Apr 12, 2021
Yoruba parents should dissuade their ward from joining this compromise Army, those that informed bandit to attacked them might even be among those giving them last honour



we need our youths to fight for us when Buhari led govt finally declared war on non Fulani tribes


4 Yoruba officers unfortunately died in what I see as avoidable death all because the govt is bent on defending these terrorist, pampered somewhat of giving them decorating name Bandits

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Travel / Re: A Commercial Bus Summersaults In Lone Accident In Ikeja (Pictures) by Funkeshuga(m): 2:09pm On Apr 12, 2021
Omodua:
FunkeShuga,why going so emotional. The poster might be correct. Lagos is overrated developing city with so many bad roads with potholes and death traps. The Gulley's alone could bury live cows. It's sad!


what's emotional in advising you to relocate to aba that's not a slum?


Lagos is a slum but your kinsmen is rushing in mass to the same slum area, do you people have working brain at all?
Travel / Re: A Commercial Bus Summersaults In Lone Accident In Ikeja (Pictures) by Funkeshuga(m): 2:06pm On Apr 12, 2021
EmekaA125:

E pain you. Wait, until an Igbo man becomes governor in Lagos State then you would probably go mad. Thank God Igbo population is growing rapidly to clinch 49.5% of total Lagos population. Ekó oní baje, ó bajé tígrin grin grin


the one you become in your region is making your region compete with Northeast


if becoming Governor in Lagos will boost you people drain self esteem why not


oh Igbo is on 50% domination just as Fulani is fighting for the same across Nigeria state. weird tribe I say
Crime / Re: Kidnappers Of Father Marcel Izu Onyeocha Revealed by Funkeshuga(m): 2:04pm On Apr 12, 2021
brownemmanuel43:

At the bolded is still the issue here. Like I said I hv dinned and wine with your religion and I can confidently tell u that your region is known at the bolded.
Flanito wey no send anybody anywhere he or she goes.



you're a kid, argue with you is like boosting your self esteem that's permanently weak


this mgbeke that know different between religion and region is here trolling. what a way to demonstrate stupidity and foolishness consistently
Politics / Re: Orji Kalu: Protest In Aba Should Be About Nonpayment Of Workers, Bad Roads by Funkeshuga(m): 12:42pm On Apr 12, 2021
Godblessbiafraa:
Thunder fire ouk


An Ex convict like you that set the pace for looting in Abia State

Idiot that wants to Tinubu Abia State


OK so what about Abaribe

"People who were demonstrating in Aba should be genuinely ashamed of themselves. They should demonstrate against bad governance. They should demonstrate against people like Enyinnaya Abaribe who have been in the Senate for 16 years without building a single road.


is it true that Abaribe have been in the house for 16 good years, when is not his family birthright and he has done nothing in his senatorial district?


so because Abaribe is PDP and criticize the incumbent govt he's entitle to continue being in that sit without doing any concrete things?


you Igbo no get shame to be abusing another tribe leaders here, always protecting those hate like you and castigate those that chose to be politically neutral


weird people, weird tribe
Crime / Re: Two Mothers Arrested For 'Killing' A 64-Year-Old Man In Lagos (Pictures) by Funkeshuga(m): 12:00pm On Apr 12, 2021
vibre:
This Nigeria hard o, see as women in their thirties are looking like fifty something year old women.


no be Nigeria hard matter. a lady that collect different dicks can look old easily
Religion / Re: Pls Help! A Church Is About To Render My Brother Useless by Funkeshuga(m): 11:57am On Apr 12, 2021
tying him with rope and locking him up, I hope that's a joke? is either he had been influence to the extremism class or that church have used voodoo on him, whichever way it is exhaust all means to bring is psychic back to life
Travel / Re: A Commercial Bus Summersaults In Lone Accident In Ikeja (Pictures) by Funkeshuga(m): 11:51am On Apr 12, 2021
Kriss216:
Lagos is overrated sha


See how everywhere is looking like a village in Orlu.


overrated but you and your kinsmen can't relocate to your village at orlu



you Igbo and Fulani are truly troublesome tribes in Nigeria, while Fulani are going physical in their own, Igbo are going emotional with theirs


you must find a way to badmouth Yoruba, werey people

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Crime / Re: Kidnappers Of Father Marcel Izu Onyeocha Revealed by Funkeshuga(m): 9:21am On Apr 12, 2021
brownemmanuel43:

Lolsssss, u see why the sophisticated tribe will always remain slave to their master. At the bolded, shey apprentice no dey graduate for where u come from?
I was an apprentice in different sectors and also a volunteer in different areas domestic violence, child abuse, landlord and tenant issues, child education just name it I was an apprentice. Your type cannot stand me, so Bleep politicians

I actually don't give a damn what you choose to be, why do you Igbo always sound like you've low self esteem, I don't even ask this 21 century Dundee his professional then he's bent on chest beating like a monkey as if it will elevate him from his present predicament


take your frustration to right channel, Yoruba ain't responsible for your life misfortune
Celebrities / Re: Woli Arole And Yemi White Wedding Pictures by Funkeshuga(m): 9:18am On Apr 12, 2021
brownemmanuel43:

At the bolded, I doubt if u have ever traveled outside your state before.
Yoruba ladies are not known with beauty na, u can only call them with big nyash and big breast


na that majority of your ladies that always look like man with bia bia because of hard labour you dey compare with Yoruba ladies


leave your village for once and understand real life

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Family / Re: Nigerian Couple Remarries After Over 10 Years Of Separation And Divorce (Pix) by Funkeshuga(m): 9:16am On Apr 12, 2021
bepositive11:


How can you compare vomiting with divorcing? People can grow and evolve. Vomit remains the same. You could say vomit gets worse over time.



the word vomit I used there was just a phrase not practically vomiting from the mouth, it means you don't go back to what you found unworthy

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Crime / Re: Kidnappers Of Father Marcel Izu Onyeocha Revealed by Funkeshuga(m): 10:57pm On Apr 11, 2021
brownemmanuel43:

Lolsssss, I know sophisticated tribe will never disappoint in cursing, I hv dinned and wine with your people, so I hv nothing to hide after all my pic is their in my profile, thats to tell u that I fear no gadamn person.
Bleep politicians my problem is economy to.move bcs I am a business man. Its so unfortunately that u are not business minded if not u would hv understoody anger and annoyance



business man kill you there Emma, you this apprentice boy sef dey form Business man beside who asked you if you're businessman


you can be ESN, Ipob and kidnappers for all I care, that's your problem


I don't need to chest beat about my objective because you're inconsequential


I just hate it when stupid people swim and rejoice in their self foolishness
Celebrities / Re: Churchill Coronated With Nwanne'di'namba Chieftaincy Title In Anambra (video) by Funkeshuga(m): 10:47pm On Apr 11, 2021
sweetmelanin:
A yoruba devil being coronated with an Igbo chieftaincy title. Interesting.


Yoruba devil flatten that your smelling yansh there


ozuor
Crime / Re: Kidnappers Of Father Marcel Izu Onyeocha Revealed by Funkeshuga(m): 10:43pm On Apr 11, 2021
brownemmanuel43:

Lolssssss, I did not mention any tribe but u are here exposing yourself.
Hv u finish chanting sai baba? If u done I can engage u in discussion, for now eat sleep repeat same

you didn't mention names because you're scared someone might divulge the level of your stupidity

sai baba, said gej you think I'm a political sycophant like your entire lineage?


politician that did nothing in your region is being worshipped, no wonder apu and kerosene was serve as dividends of Democracy to you outdated specimen in Abia state


stop restricting your information to Radio Biafra you won't hear. I go just disgrace ya naivety here
Politics / Re: Damasak: 2 Soldiers Who Tried To Capture A Boko Haram Spy Killed In Ambush by Funkeshuga(m): 9:14pm On Apr 11, 2021
mumu soldiers, even soldiers that have equipment more than you don't arrest terrorist


terrorist are meant to be shot at long and close range and not to be pampered. you arrest him and Buhari will order for his release with huge compensation


when you see these people killed and don't report them so that Gumi will not cry that you're killing his discipleship


useless region

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