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Celebrities / Re: MC Fish: Why I Wash My Wife’s Underwear – Anita Joseph’s Husband by Funkeshuga(m): 9:02pm On Apr 03, 2021
Mr Anita married Mrs?
Politics / Re: Fayose And His Family Spotted Praying In The Beach Water (video) by Funkeshuga(m): 8:49pm On Apr 03, 2021
NLPoliceWoman:
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come out straight with your moniker and stop this childish act



those mods you quoted won't ban me for anything, I've not said anything than making reference to your naive post


what's rule 2 in reminding you that you exist because God is not man with your support of this antihuman govt


I will repeat it over and over again. the mods aren't illiterate not to understand that
Politics / Re: Dapo Abiodun Mourns Odumakin, Describes Death As Painful by Funkeshuga(m): 6:45pm On Apr 03, 2021
may God give the entire Yoruba nation the fortitude to bear the impeccable loss


rest on Legend, the entire Yoruba race across Nigeria will miss you
Politics / Re: Lamentations As Erosion Ravages Lands, Threatens Food Security In South East by Funkeshuga(m): 5:24pm On Apr 03, 2021
I thought all Igbo are rich people according to some folks here


this erosion problem, the leaders in southeast know what to do but most of them love to invest on misplace priorities. the way they've been praising umahi for flyovers and Uguwanyi for doing nothing amuse me till date


one guy was even uploading substandard roads done by ikpeazu in this 21 century.


Igbo will abuse and badmouth leaders that are trying in other regions and praise theirs for doing nothing, I really don't know what adjective to use for such abnormality
Politics / Re: Fayose And His Family Spotted Praying In The Beach Water (video) by Funkeshuga(m): 3:10pm On Apr 03, 2021
post=100451666:
Our God issa patient and merciful God.


is that not why you're still alive despite supporting this evil and antihuman government


only if man is God, you won't be existing by now with your impression of politics over life, individuality over patriotism

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Politics / Re: IGP Under Pressure To Arrest Igboho As Activist Snubs Police Invitation by Funkeshuga(m): 2:17pm On Apr 03, 2021
where in Nigeria constitution is secession an offence and if is an offence then such constitution should be discarded



there is no point staying together if we feel we are done but there must be duly consultation before calling for secession. Yoruba have many intelligentsia for you to just come and say secession


if we are quoting Nigeria, all Yoruba stakeholders must be carried along, the Democratic settings to part way must be followed
Politics / Re: Yinka Odumakin Is Dead by Funkeshuga(m): 12:57pm On Apr 03, 2021
the last time I saw him on the news meeting with Sunday igboho he look sick, I was worried about his look


Yoruba indeed have lost a rare gem, may his soul find peace with his maker
Politics / Re: MC Oluomo Wears Electronic Face-Mask (Photos) by Funkeshuga(m): 10:24am On Apr 03, 2021
Myer:


Yoruba Agberos still get sense, you need to see Igbo Agberos at Onitsha. They're worse than animals.


Onitsha? go to Abia state, they're hardened criminals


Agbero in Yoruba land will humbly give you description without trailing you but don't try asking Igbo agbero for description, they with trail you, kill you and takeaway your belongings


their Agbero is deadly

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Politics / Re: Youths Resist Fulani Herdsmen Attack In Ebonyi State by Funkeshuga(m): 9:51am On Apr 03, 2021
thunder will fire any Southerners that catch any Fulani herdsmen alive without burning them



when they're caught burn them, if you can burn petty thieves in your land, why should you handover terrorist to the most useless force in the world?


you catch them take them to a remote area burn them till their minority population reduce then we will know how they'll perform their jihads

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Politics / Re: Youths Resist Fulani Herdsmen Attack In Ebonyi State by Funkeshuga(m): 9:47am On Apr 03, 2021
johnmartus:
Fulani herdsmen is being use by opposition to destroy this present government. Its well.

and when caught the present govt released them without prosecution

do you still make use of your number 6 or is no more there?


what's happening in Nigeria is Genocide led by the federal govt themselves


ask yourself why is our soldiers getting killed most ESP the southerners, they know if the war come we might not have experience warriors to defend us while the Fulani army will defend their jihadist as they always do


if southerners don't unite now, before Buhari regime elapse we might all be tamed, to foreseen is to forewarned

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Politics / Re: Herdsmen Cut Retired Principal’s Hands In Igangan In Oyo State by Funkeshuga(m): 9:41am On Apr 03, 2021
Penguin2:


But we warned you, didn't we?

You thought you were doing Igbos.


but Igbo were victims of this nuisance, who warned you people that your kinsmen becomes the victims?


no be the sane Fulani man you Igbo wanted him to win in 2019? how many time has Atiku condemned killing of his kinsmen in Igbo land and Nigeria


we warned you this, we warned you that. you people should get sense and stop politicizing human lives

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Celebrities / Re: Ogudu Oluwanishola: The Love I Have For Chioma Is Inexplicable by Funkeshuga(m): 6:02am On Apr 03, 2021
saphiere:
I think it's time women come together and support one another.

These men are out to steal, kill and destroy every girl's destiny but the Almighty God would frustrate their effort.

Davido, I redraw peace from you wherever you are. You shall have no peace until you do the needful.


are you an Artist? that your work is now on redrawing peace ?


you're too dull to be smart
Celebrities / Re: Chioma Deletes All Davido’s Pictures From Her Instagram Page by Funkeshuga(m): 6:14pm On Apr 02, 2021
saphiere:
Any man who can't keep to his words is irresponsible.

girl I like you but detest your feminism


a man that can't take care of his responsibility or running away from his responsibilities is an irresponsible man but in this case Davido is not irresponsible but unreliable which can be used as bad guy in Nigeria understanding
Travel / Re: John Abolarinwa, Ebiakpo Chapele Names Of Pilots On Missing Nigeria Airforce Jet by Funkeshuga(m): 3:00pm On Apr 02, 2021
Northerners are compromised people, I wonder why any southerners will submit himself to be send to fight war caused by them



southerners get sense allow these bunch of aboki to fight their battle themselves. we've Fulani herdsmen here to deal with caused by our greedy over ambitious elected idiots some majority of ediots among us elected
Politics / Re: Group Gives Eze Ndigbo 7 Days To Leave Calabar by Funkeshuga(m): 10:56am On Apr 02, 2021
Sunsets:
Let me assume that the actions of Igbos are hegemonic. Hegemony is not a criminal offence; it is not an offence in itself. Now, you are putting wanton killings, rape, land grabbing and all sorts of vices perpetrated by the Fulani in the same sentence with hegemony. May God forgive your ignorance. I am taking my time to respond to some of you because we have a duty to enlighten ourselves and save this nation. This mob thinking has to stop. Isolate a criminal and deal with him or her. Even with the Fulani, not all Fulani are criminals.


nonsense and thrash, Igbo boasting of buying the entire Lagos is Hegemony ba?


you're taking your time to respond to some of bla bla you just said is height of naivety. you just stop the bragging and educate your people about disgracing the entire Igbo race


channel your frustration to the right direction and save me this coçk and bull story

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Politics / Re: Group Gives Eze Ndigbo 7 Days To Leave Calabar by Funkeshuga(m): 9:56am On Apr 02, 2021
Fulani and Igbo the same people, aside from religion and tactics of conquest, I don't see any difference


Fulani uses war and government for their conquest, Igbo uses resources and their tradition in another man's land to do theirs

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Celebrities / Re: #BuhariMustGo: Tacha Blasts Nigerians Trending "Buhari Must Go" Online by Funkeshuga(m): 10:16pm On Apr 01, 2021
doxijaw:


Lol typical.

Still no solution just the usual cry baby syndrome.

the solution your kinsmen provided in the early politics of this country is one of the reason this country is still like this


I thought you claimed not to be Igbo? you're now Igbo now? mumu kid
Politics / Re: Osinbajo Leads, Presides Over FEC, Tripartite Committee Same Day by Funkeshuga(m): 10:07pm On Apr 01, 2021
Weedhustler:
He should go n sit down. Even my local govt chairman get level pass him!

which state is that and who's your LGA chairman?


you kids are becoming a joke lately. you have successfully modernized stupidity
Politics / Re: Gunmen Kill Suleiman Ishaya, Kidnap His Wife (Photo) by Funkeshuga(m): 9:15pm On Apr 01, 2021
Kellibae:

U stink!
you're just a clout chaser

I deal with your aunt mate, your pússy isn't mature for me
Celebrities / Re: #BuhariMustGo: Tacha Blasts Nigerians Trending "Buhari Must Go" Online by Funkeshuga(m): 9:10pm On Apr 01, 2021
doxijaw:




We tried voting, the turn out was low

We tried endsars Nigerians started looting

We tried secession, it ended up as an online country

We tried revolution now, them jail people

What's your solution oga?

Can't you see that Nigerians are utterly useless





try and connect your mental state when reading my post


I don't care what Nigeria or you Igbo at agitating for, I'm only stating the possible caused of low turnout in East lately and you're there blabbing when you know your mental provider is unavailable


always seek wisdom, there is no joy in stupidity

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Romance / Re: Would You Honor The Wedding Invitation Of Your Ex? by Funkeshuga(m): 9:08pm On Apr 01, 2021
magnumwhales:
Baba nothing like left over All of us r ex-men Na someone ex u go end up with

whose ex men, I catch my woman at early enough, I don't do leftover things
Travel / Re: Man Trapped Under A Container In Lagos, Rescued Alive (Video) by Funkeshuga(m): 8:42pm On Apr 01, 2021
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
What about the wife?

Good to know he survived

But he surviving that container has nothing to do with God....
That imaginary being up there in the sky don't give anybody preferential treatment...
For every day we wake we are faced with more than a hundred ways to die....so for the fact that we survived a day without dying doesn't mean God is on our side.....it means we are just lucky that day....and it doesn't mean we will be lucky the next day...

I know alot of you all will insult me..... but no worries... because am a real niggarrr


you're just a weed smoker, we shouldn't not believe God but we should believe a nonentity like you
Politics / Re: Gunmen Kill Suleiman Ishaya, Kidnap His Wife (Photo) by Funkeshuga(m): 8:10pm On Apr 01, 2021
Kellibae:


Smelly stinker


cleaner than what your generation could imagine, can't even allow you súck my díck
Celebrities / Re: #BuhariMustGo: Tacha Blasts Nigerians Trending "Buhari Must Go" Online by Funkeshuga(m): 7:49pm On Apr 01, 2021
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Truer words have never been spoken.
This is the most sensible and reasonable words ever to come out of the mouth of any of our so called celebrities out there (save for Omotola and Blackface, the ones we've come across tho').

It is obvious somewhat that her post/tweet is not in support of our darling Daddy, BUT, she is only out to point out the truth, challenging and encouraging the youths to come out enmasse and vote for the candidates of their dreams that they know will move their immediate environment and the nation at large forward.

But, predictably, she has forgotten that some of these so called youths are not called lazy youths for nothing, 70% of them will never read past the headlines before they open their stinking mouth to start abusing and cursing her (their only traits, the only thing they have going for them in their miserable and frustrated lives, abuses, curses, trolling....)

How we wish many of her contemporaries will retweet, repost, share these Golden words on their platforms,
so we can all move this nation forward together (we have no other country to call our own).
But some of her fellow celebrities are doing their own activsim for their pockets.
what we have today are 'babi ala' activicts!

Tasha, It is always good to know we still have reasonable and sensible youths like you in this nation

With youths like you and millions of other sane, honest and reasonable youths we have out there, Nigeria will be great again.
Thumbs-up Tasha.
You are a very wise young lady.
God bless your parents for giving us a Queen like you.


Nigeria will be great in our lifetime
.

We Rise!



Thanks for the compliment Chief Topmaike.
A better Nigeria is all we want.
A better Nigeria we shall get.
God bless you.
God bless Nigeria.


this analysis is dumb, I'm surprise as intelligent as you're you supported the dumb claimed of Tacha?


Buhari must go and Abia voters, what's the coherence in that analysis?


how do you expect a turn up in a region that's on secession mood to come out for Nigeria election? if there is low turnout during 2019 general election then what different will a mere bye election make ?

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Politics / Re: Gunmen Kill Suleiman Ishaya, Kidnap His Wife (Photo) by Funkeshuga(m): 7:39pm On Apr 01, 2021
Kellibae:


U still stink


stop identifying me with your family standard, because your over used pússy stinks doesn't make it everyone hallmark


you need brain flush for you to enjoy sanity again
Politics / Re: Gunmen Kill Suleiman Ishaya, Kidnap His Wife (Photo) by Funkeshuga(m): 7:34pm On Apr 01, 2021
Kellibae:

Keep dreaming pervert boy u stink.

I'll rather dream of Tom&Jerry than dream of over used product like you

you be mumu
Politics / Re: Gunmen Storm Military Camp In Niger State, Kill Soldiers, Kidnap 10, Burn Cars by Funkeshuga(m): 5:30pm On Apr 01, 2021
what's the way forward? what's the fate of ordinary Nigerian that don't have weapons?


imagine some communities repelled these bandits but a whole nation military was attacked in their abode somewhat of kidnapping them


what a crying shame


so by now we should all just be looking and allow this Buhari hold us on Ransome despite his gross incompetence?
Sports / Re: Ex-Super Eagles Vs Kogi: Yahaya Bello Scores In A 1-1 Draw (Photos) by Funkeshuga(m): 5:26pm On Apr 01, 2021
billions of naira must have been wasted In this unproductive drama. yahaya will squander kogi money for his 2023 Pipedream ambition and still end up not being on the space


kogi on the long run

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Politics / Re: Group Set To Host FULANI Peace Summit To Review Herdsmen Crisis With Farmers by Funkeshuga(m): 4:09pm On Apr 01, 2021
Fulani are not smart, southerners and other tribes timidity made them get this much command of power


if not for the southern leaders stupidity, these people stupidity ought to have being tame long ago


I will rather believe snake peace than this useless tribe peace


southerners wake up, you should be the one talking about peace as the victims not these criminals
Politics / Re: Buhari’s Medical Trip: Transmitting Power To VP Unnecessary – Garba Shehu by Funkeshuga(m): 2:35pm On Apr 01, 2021
cabal is ruling on behalf of Buhari and this cabal didn't travelled with him, so why should he transfered govt to Osibanjo?



Fulani people are just too dumb but they command power because of greediness and disunity among southerners

I need not to talk about Hausa, Hausa are inconsequential entity in Nigeria political space. they're nobody
Politics / Re: Makinde, Others Can’t Be Blamed For Insecurity In Their States – Alaafin by Funkeshuga(m): 7:06am On Apr 01, 2021
Makinde don't deserve second term as Oyo state Governor, Oyo people will be so foolish to reelect this clown as their Governor again


he had proven to be completely useless, incompetence and unreliable. such character don't deserve your state CSO and state manager.


Makinde is a total failure

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Romance / Re: Would You Honor The Wedding Invitation Of Your Ex? by Funkeshuga(m): 12:55am On Apr 01, 2021
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Although I don't do relationship...

But i see nothing wrong if you want to attend your ex's wedding


I thought you don't like marriage? why then do you see nothing wrong in wedding attendance or wedding perse


you're just a confused being powered by high smoke


once attended an ex wedding not because I want to honour her but just to see the guy she substitute me for, I just nod my head for the guy, he was dancing and happy when I've used the pússy to over satisfy myself.


even though I wanted to married but her way wasn't pure then I increase the level of my fúcking her. another guy was happy to eat the leftover food, I get no worries with that

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