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Politics / Re: Military Launches Airstrike On Bonta, Benue To Kill Unknown Gunmen by Funkeshuga(m): 11:34am On Apr 08, 2021 |
oluwazt: what did you want Yoruba to do exactly? match to the air force base? throw bomb back at them from online because I don't understand majority of you people stupidity many Yoruba like me have always rule out the injustice of the securities forces of this country and biasness in prosecuting criminals so what else will a Yoruba like me would have done different? you people need help with the mention of afonja and Yoruba gibberish coming from your watery brain 5 Likes 1 Share |
Politics / Re: Kano Indigenes Deserve More Federal Jobs Than Other States: Ganduje by Funkeshuga(m): 7:01am On Apr 08, 2021 |
I thought they said this cow is educated? why does he always talk like Hausa pepper seller in mile 12? anyway aboki will always be aboki, regardless of academic prowess but what academic prowess self? quota system entry nonsense 5 Likes |
Car Talk / Re: What Are Your Funny Experiences Teaching A Woman How To Drive A Car? by Funkeshuga(m): 7:59pm On Apr 07, 2021 |
jelel6: Thanks bro! I myself went to driving school and those I've taught driving so far, I took them on the theoretical, practical and safety tips of driving and what to do during break failure, fire accident and all many people don't know that when manual break fail on motion, pressing the clutch constantly can reduce the motion of a car and this can give them opportunity to control the stop safety tips is also important while teaching people how to drive 4 Likes |
Car Talk / Re: What Are Your Funny Experiences Teaching A Woman How To Drive A Car? by Funkeshuga(m): 5:40pm On Apr 07, 2021 |
the first thing I did teaching my woman how to drive was to first of all take her on the theoretical aspect, it was auto then I told her why auto has two pedals and manual has three pedals, the functions of the pedals I took her on the gear theory as well, manual is numerical while auto is alphabetical. after teaching all this then we went to the field it's very risky to take a learner to the road for learng, you take her to the field because some ladies take much time to pick what you're teaching them, after I taught her how to drive so many times on the field, I left the car and told her to be driving though I was beside her and I told her not to release her foot on the break we did for 2days on the field and she was the only the one driving herself, I notice after then she had issue with her steering turning so we practised that all over again we entered street driving from then I taught her road signs then we enter road as I'm typing now, she's a don in driving 3 Likes |
Politics / Re: Osinbajo Decorates Usman Alkali, New IGP (Photos) by Funkeshuga(m): 1:51pm On Apr 07, 2021 |
if not that we have already condemned system that this Fulani have succeeded to bring worse to the system, should a VP be sideline from decorating when the President is not around Buhari had made that position a useless position somewhat that those that's still sane, have integrity will not dream to deputize any body Buhari as an uneducated ediot had proven that uneducated people are the most dangerous people to leave that affairs of any organization, company and a nation like Nigeria on their capability |
Crime / Re: Woman Who Survived Ebonyi Herdsmen Attack Reveals What The Herders Said by Funkeshuga(m): 1:00pm On Apr 07, 2021 |
favor914: you will quote tire, Fulani are the most foolish tribe in the world but I don't blame them, I blame those useless political class we've we southerners will not leave any stone unturned even our political class that put their tent with the Fulani will all be deal with together it had started in southeast, other region in southern Nigeria will follow. so because Ruga failed, your neocolonialism failed, Notional livestock failed you ediots think you can demonstrate your usman Dan fodio in southern Nigeria you will all meet your Waterloo, I pity your Younger ones |
Crime / Re: Woman Who Survived Ebonyi Herdsmen Attack Reveals What The Herders Said by Funkeshuga(m): 12:50pm On Apr 07, 2021 |
SonofLothbrok: I have always support IPOB/ESN and I envy them because Amotekun, Sunday and OPC had been caged reading this I throw much support to the unknown Gunmen, IPOB and ESN. they should please continue with the Army barrack when they finished with the police stations. all those criticizing them in southwest will soon join in this scenario since the Fulani had all been sent to all southern Nigeria to air the agenda of the jihadist, the example is in Oyo of detaining OPC members, leading Fulani to beat villagers in Ogun state and pursuing yewa people from their land God punish any Yoruba that criticize Igbo/ESN/UGM/IPOB henceforth in terms of this injustice and aiding these criminals henceforth I lost my total sympathy to any Northerner, God punish y'all 9 Likes 1 Share |
Culture / Re: I Never Asked Eze Igbo To Leave Calabar - Obong Warns Mischief Makers by Funkeshuga(m): 12:07pm On Apr 07, 2021 |
NATIONALPASTOR: go and show your igwe this gibberish and see if he won't reconfirmed your insanity igbo leader should give this one his award of stupidity 1 Like |
Politics / Re: The Clapback Reno Omokri Gave To A Follower Who Dragged Him by Funkeshuga(m): 11:46am On Apr 07, 2021 |
forget about Igbo hate filled nature, if not for Igbo southern Nigeria would have go Hausa way southwest are too civil to handle jihadist given the fact that Islam is much here and south south are too greedy somewhat that they can kill themselves for Fulani oil cash Igbo have sabo among them but not much as we've down southwest and South Yoruba and Niger Delta are too quiet and silent to understand the political conquest and tactics of Fulani, Igbo have proven to know these people inside out despite their minority population, the Fulani have dominated our political space somewhat that our politicians now asslick their cabals to get political favour that they're entitled of? this is why I will not criticize ESN and IPOB, fire on Igbo, what Fulani listen to his fiat war response 1 Like |
Family / Re: What Happens After Marriage? How Would You Advise The Unmarried? by Funkeshuga(m): 8:47am On Apr 07, 2021 |
have a stable income don't spend all your money on wedding that's just 2-3days make sure the woman you're getting married to has a job, independent, don't feel entitled, see you as a partner that needs support don't carry house expenses on your head alone, carry your woman along in the expenses, no matter how high your present income is because nothing is constant always communicate with your partner, don't keep grudges avoid advise from third party avoid argument that will lead to disagreement every time 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: Pa Fasoranti Backs Tinubu’s Presidential Ambition by Funkeshuga(m): 8:53pm On Apr 06, 2021 |
Earlier, Prince Dayo Adeyeye the Chairman and Coordinator of SWAGA, said Yoruba must unite and speak with one voice, ahead of 2023 presidential race. He urged the Yoruba not to divide its house ahead of the presidential election. even at the detriment of Yoruba people peace? thunder fire all of you including the Fasoranti 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: It’s Illegal To Release Asset Declaration Of Public Officeholders - CCB by Funkeshuga(m): 8:47pm On Apr 06, 2021 |
who's is heading the CCB? Aboki right Aboki people are just destined to be duumb both awusa and Fulani, no different between these two useless tribes |
Crime / Re: Suspected Herdsmen Attack 3 Farmers In Ekiti, As They Struggle To Survive by Funkeshuga(m): 7:54pm On Apr 06, 2021 |
my people prefer Tinubu Presidency than taming the herdsmen stupidity Yoruba people are silence because of Tinubu's Presidency, imagine a man ambition is important to a tribe than the safety of the majority tribe, someone said what a tribe? is he not right? what a tribe indeed Yoruba aren't troublesome people, we hate distress and we don't inconvenience others, so attacking our people unprovocative is an act of terrorism and a security threat to our people, this call for a sober it's unfortunate our vocalist are now passing away, those we've now are political sycophant, who careless about the safety of our people but concerned one useless old fool ambition Yoruba people was at the receiving end, this useless Tinubu that see himself as Yoruba leader didn't make a comment in favour of his people rather he was drawing solution as if Buhari who don't listen to his aides will make use of his useless solution of neocolonialism. he even went over board to called Yoruba and Fulani one when such statement had turn Hausa people to a shadow of themselves in their own land may God destroy any Yoruba using the security and safety of Yoruba to settle political score henceforth. I urge Yoruba to Shout out, Tinubu Presidency will not favour Yoruba people because he will surely want to satisfy this Fulani for second term if the fool eventually get the president which I pray he won't get attack on Yorubas on their soil by a foreigners is a big slap on all Yorubas, we should all be ashamed of ourselves |
Romance / Re: If You Have The Option, Which African Country Would You Marry From? by Funkeshuga(m): 5:39pm On Apr 06, 2021 |
selemempe: the joke is on you who are the Yoruba men, why is south south guys not lauding their ladies because I've dated them, why is Hausa not doing the same you're just forcing people to believe Igbo have low self esteem, I never know dating Igbo ladies is an achievement in Igbo land you need help o 4 Likes |
Health / Re: Outbreak Of Bird Flu In 7 States In Nigeria - NCDC Confirms Cases by Funkeshuga(m): 4:34pm On Apr 06, 2021 |
Amotolongbo: may God forgive you, what has he done that you're attacking him? you need a psychotherapist asap |
Politics / Re: President Buhari Appoints Usman Alkali Baba As New IGP by Funkeshuga(m): 4:11pm On Apr 06, 2021 |
foolish southerners will always cry, any Southerner that become Nigeria president in 2023 and didn't practise nepotism will die on that sit. I want to see Northerner cry post Buhari useless govt Aboki dey teach you people how to run politics, uneducated aboki for that matter 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: Osinbajo Lands In Owerri. To Commission Road Projects by Funkeshuga(m): 4:07pm On Apr 06, 2021 |
Romance / Re: If You Have The Option, Which African Country Would You Marry From? by Funkeshuga(m): 1:44pm On Apr 06, 2021 |
I can't date outside Nigeria, bad Nigeria ladies is better than some good African countries I've dated Ladies from Zambia, Kenya even south Africa though distance date, even though they love and care after you but most of them are too wayward, the Zambian lady once asked me to call her on video just two weeks in our date and all I see was her complete naaked body, same thing for the Kenya imagine how many guys she must have done that to. all the Nigeria ladies I've dated have always helped me emotional, spiritual and in other ways of life mind you as a Yoruba man, I've dated Edo, Rivers state, Aks from south before, dated Anambra, IMO and got married to an Abia lady, dated southern Kaduna lady, Nasarawa, met a Fulani lady at a friend ICAN induction but we couldn't get along because of religion ish 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: Goodluck Jonathan Lands In Bauchi (Pictures) by Funkeshuga(m): 1:26pm On Apr 06, 2021 |
JidennaJason: you forget to add he was once an errand boy like Osibanjo before Yar'adua death made him a President werey boy 10 Likes 3 Shares |
Politics / Re: Osinbajo Lands In Owerri. To Commission Road Projects by Funkeshuga(m): 12:26pm On Apr 06, 2021 |
Dharniel600: no for Igbo mind Peter contested to be what under a Fulani man who bath you when they first gave birth to you? ask for your sponge back, e get why 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Bello Matawalle: Youths Can Save Nigeria From Collapse by Funkeshuga(m): 10:57am On Apr 06, 2021 |
post=100535678: you and mattawale needs help ASAP which youths will save collapsed caused by those Elderly foolish idiot like Buhari. Buhari, obj, Gej, Atiku, Tinubu and the rest of the old fool should save what they collapsed themselves with greediness corruption, nepotism 1 Like |
Politics / Re: How Would You Solve The Insecurity Issue In Nigeria If You Were The President? by Funkeshuga(m): 9:09pm On Apr 05, 2021 |
as a President I will first of all reassure equity among all tribes and ethnicities in Nigeria through pragmatic demonstration of this equity and not this one Buhari say with words but different in actions shun injustice among tribes, redress the sack federal character and make sure all tribes are carried along put much efforts in the social incentives with thorough following that will make sure all youths in 774 LGA in Nigeria are carried along, Buhari tried to do this but is politically motivated hence it couldn't achieved its objective empower secondary school students that wish to have a skills, so that those seeing going to institution as a meal ticket would channel their potentials to other channels. this will reduce unemployment and increase more job opportunity to the youths in short if the youths of this country aren't engaged with some things, insecurity will not end no matter what's put in place. ESN, Amotekun wouldn't have exist if there is no injustice in prosecuting and shielding some criminals because their kinsman is President as a President I will banned open grazing and make sure any herdsmen roaming with his cow should be fine half of the worth of his cows he's arrested with, this will make their stupidity reduce small and pose less security challenges to the country what's causing insecurity in Nigeria are injustice, shielding criminals because of their tribe affiliation, defending criminals against others because of tribe, unemployment and inequity |
Politics / Re: We Can’t Pay March Salary In Full - Kano Tells Civil Servants by Funkeshuga(m): 8:28pm On Apr 05, 2021 |
the money will never be complete to pay, is that not what you used to host the political colloquium Heartless people, so civil servants have to pay for your mismanagement despite paying them little useless fools |
Politics / Re: Governor Uzodinma Visits Police Headquarters Attacked By Gunmen by Funkeshuga(m): 4:50pm On Apr 05, 2021 |
Hope is not a good Administrative Governor, he made this insecurity escalate till this level, in the case of Fulani causing a lot of Security threat in your state, as a Governor you're meant to be neutral rather than blaming one for one and that was the beginning your position as their Governor is still causing unhappiness to your people yet you're dramatizing biased conclusion to your own people I hope sanity returned to that state because those inmate that were free might be another security threat if they should join ESN 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: IPOB: We Didn't Attack Imo Police Headquaters, Correctional Centre by Funkeshuga(m): 4:41pm On Apr 05, 2021 |
who advise KANU? KANU is an intelligent but not politically smart, to win a govt or secede you need to be politically smart, I used to laugh at his stupidity when he will claimed to have killed Fulani herdsmen and even show his boys, that's stupidity how many time has the Fulani herdsmen come to media to claim responsibility? rather they cry victims when they killed harmless people killing securities and freeing prisoners is another un-smart move by KANU, you're still defending your land and you shouldn't be distracted with that, attacking security forces and freeing prisoners can make you lost your citizenship in UK if investigation is carried out that you're responsible. you should keep focus in protecting your rural area peoples and influencing a pressure group to tell your Governors to stand up to their responsibility sacking security personnel and freeing prisoners might have a consequence on Igbo people 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Gunmen Kill Suleiman Ishaya, Kidnap His Wife (Photo) by Funkeshuga(m): 3:52pm On Apr 05, 2021 |
Kellibae: not your family member in case you quickly forget |
Politics / Re: Miyetti Allah To Governor Ortom: You Are A Thorn In Fulani Flesh by Funkeshuga(m): 1:16pm On Apr 05, 2021 |
Ortom is a bad Governor but a brave personnel who use all mechanism to protect his state, from media, exaggeration and propaganda you don't win a Fulani with physical war alone because they've govt who defend them day and night, you conquered those futa idiot with media and others Benue people should elect a good and bravery Governor when Ortom is gone and never should they elect APC for now until sanity returned back to Benue state 1 Like |
Politics / Re: IPOB Kills 13 Northern Traders In Enugu, Imo In One Week by Funkeshuga(m): 11:19am On Apr 05, 2021 |
‘Uzodinma disturbed’ The Senior Special Assistant to the Governor of Imo State on Gender, Vulnerable Groups, Northern Affairs (Men), Hon Sulaiman Ibrahim Sulaiman, said the state government, as well as all the units of security agencies, have waded into the matter. While calling for peace to reign, Sulaiman said Governor Hope Uzodimma is disturbed by the incidents. https://dailytrust.com/ipob-kills-13-traders-in-enugu-imo-in-1-week a Northerner senior special adviser in Igbo land? I thought Igbo said they're brave? and not a slave |
Crime / Re: Obasanjo, Gumi Ask FG To Settle And Rehabilitated Bandits Willing To Surrender by Funkeshuga(m): 3:14am On Apr 05, 2021 |
so he actually travelled to Ogun state to convince Obj this idiotic statement but what's this Gumi interest in compensating Terrorist can't we've have sane Northerners for once? must all Northerners both educated and non education sound so stúpid every time what is the economy value of this bandit that they want them to be compensated? with all the atrocities of this Gumi, not arresting him by now shows Buhari is directly involved in this Bandits atrocities southerners are on the long thing if they don't stand to defend, resist and fight thing useless and evil govt by now |
Politics / Re: Check Out Road Projects By Governor Yahaya Bello In Kogi by Funkeshuga(m): 7:23am On Apr 04, 2021 |
what I see is 2023 campaign, so all kogi major roads is good now that the gov is now doing street roads that should have been the works of a local govt/HOR/Senate I just hope Nigeria can give this yahaya political gimmick so that he can do all kogi road, Nigeria should give him fake support ahead of 2023 and promise him he will be elected until he pay all kogi backlog salaries, the fool will find the money and pay instantly left to 2023 kogi, wouldn't have see anything from this mismanagement clown |
Politics / Re: Tony Kabaka Visits MC Oluomo (Photos) by Funkeshuga(m): 9:21pm On Apr 03, 2021 |
Sammy07 : One of the thug children dey abroad oo. I'm sure you've not seen an aero plane before MejiLoyon: Stupidly is when you just say stuffs without thinking. How can you say I've not seen an aeroplane? Them no dey fly for air? soft target 1 Like 1 Share |
Celebrities / Re: MC Fish: Why I Wash My Wife’s Underwear – Anita Joseph’s Husband by Funkeshuga(m): 9:03pm On Apr 03, 2021 |
Funkeshuga: Anita is obviously the major stakeholders in that house. some men think they can be gingolo without sounding like a SIMP |
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