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Politics / Re: Military Launches Airstrike On Bonta, Benue To Kill Unknown Gunmen by Funkeshuga(m): 11:34am On Apr 08, 2021
oluwazt:
You won't see Afonjas here. They are always happy when the army strikes SE, SS and Middle belt. Their brain only works one-dimensional "as long as it's happening to others, we don't give a damn." But if it's them like Lekki, they will be disturbing everybody " One Southerner, lets work together." You won't see them saying " One South now or during the airstrikes in Akwa Ibom or Imo." Like the one above me. Afonjas, stop this your evil ways, I say stop it!

The army is clearly taking sides, fighting ESN and other groups fighting Fulani herdsmen and bandits from their land. There is something wrong with the brain of Nigerians especially afonjas!


what did you want Yoruba to do exactly? match to the air force base? throw bomb back at them from online because I don't understand majority of you people stupidity


many Yoruba like me have always rule out the injustice of the securities forces of this country and biasness in prosecuting criminals


so what else will a Yoruba like me would have done different? you people need help with the mention of afonja and Yoruba gibberish coming from your watery brain

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Politics / Re: Kano Indigenes Deserve More Federal Jobs Than Other States: Ganduje by Funkeshuga(m): 7:01am On Apr 08, 2021
I thought they said this cow is educated? why does he always talk like Hausa pepper seller in mile 12? anyway aboki will always be aboki, regardless of academic prowess



but what academic prowess self? quota system entry



nonsense

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Car Talk / Re: What Are Your Funny Experiences Teaching A Woman How To Drive A Car? by Funkeshuga(m): 7:59pm On Apr 07, 2021
jelel6:


Obviously, you are kind of knowledgeable in the art of teaching.

Most of the other guys who have had funny experiences here don't necessarily have the necessary skills and know-how to teach people how to drive. In fact, most of them didn't have success so they solicited the help of a driving school.


Thanks bro!


I myself went to driving school and those I've taught driving so far, I took them on the theoretical, practical and safety tips of driving and what to do during break failure, fire accident and all



many people don't know that when manual break fail on motion, pressing the clutch constantly can reduce the motion of a car and this can give them opportunity to control the stop


safety tips is also important while teaching people how to drive

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Car Talk / Re: What Are Your Funny Experiences Teaching A Woman How To Drive A Car? by Funkeshuga(m): 5:40pm On Apr 07, 2021
the first thing I did teaching my woman how to drive was to first of all take her on the theoretical aspect, it was auto then I told her why auto has two pedals and manual has three pedals, the functions of the pedals


I took her on the gear theory as well, manual is numerical while auto is alphabetical. after teaching all this then we went to the field


it's very risky to take a learner to the road for learng, you take her to the field because some ladies take much time to pick what you're teaching them, after I taught her how to drive so many times on the field, I left the car and told her to be driving though I was beside her and I told her not to release her foot on the break


we did for 2days on the field and she was the only the one driving herself, I notice after then she had issue with her steering turning so we practised that all over again


we entered street driving from then I taught her road signs then we enter road


as I'm typing now, she's a don in driving

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Politics / Re: Osinbajo Decorates Usman Alkali, New IGP (Photos) by Funkeshuga(m): 1:51pm On Apr 07, 2021
if not that we have already condemned system that this Fulani have succeeded to bring worse to the system, should a VP be sideline from decorating when the President is not around


Buhari had made that position a useless position somewhat that those that's still sane, have integrity will not dream to deputize any body



Buhari as an uneducated ediot had proven that uneducated people are the most dangerous people to leave that affairs of any organization, company and a nation like Nigeria on their capability
Crime / Re: Woman Who Survived Ebonyi Herdsmen Attack Reveals What The Herders Said by Funkeshuga(m): 1:00pm On Apr 07, 2021
favor914:
Is it your money or Father’s money? So because of Northerners you ended up been a lowlife Peasant? I hear you a failed man so sorry Mx from Delta State, blame Ibori, Uduaghan & pdp delta state for keeping you in poverty, nothing to do with APC & Jagaban of Eko.

you will quote tire, Fulani are the most foolish tribe in the world but I don't blame them, I blame those useless political class we've


we southerners will not leave any stone unturned even our political class that put their tent with the Fulani will all be deal with together


it had started in southeast, other region in southern Nigeria will follow.


so because Ruga failed, your neocolonialism failed, Notional livestock failed you ediots think you can demonstrate your usman Dan fodio in southern Nigeria


you will all meet your Waterloo, I pity your Younger ones
Crime / Re: Woman Who Survived Ebonyi Herdsmen Attack Reveals What The Herders Said by Funkeshuga(m): 12:50pm On Apr 07, 2021
SonofLothbrok:
Now you know why unknown Gun men have been attacking police stations.
Igbos will retaliate.
This is our land and they dont know our lands better than us.

The war have finally started.


I have always support IPOB/ESN and I envy them because Amotekun, Sunday and OPC had been caged


reading this I throw much support to the unknown Gunmen, IPOB and ESN. they should please continue with the Army barrack when they finished with the police stations.


all those criticizing them in southwest will soon join in this scenario since the Fulani had all been sent to all southern Nigeria to air the agenda of the jihadist, the example is in Oyo of detaining OPC members, leading Fulani to beat villagers in Ogun state and pursuing yewa people from their land


God punish any Yoruba that criticize Igbo/ESN/UGM/IPOB henceforth in terms of this injustice and aiding these criminals henceforth


I lost my total sympathy to any Northerner, God punish y'all

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Culture / Re: I Never Asked Eze Igbo To Leave Calabar - Obong Warns Mischief Makers by Funkeshuga(m): 12:07pm On Apr 07, 2021
NATIONALPASTOR:
The mischief makers are nothing but the loud mouthed idiats from the brown roof republic.

The are haters of light and everything good from the east.

The are selfish, self centered, animalistic and very barbaric, the are skull Miners and organ harvesters.

You will see them in Lagos, you'll find them in Oyo, Ogun, and others.

They are always bitter with the truth, yes that's who they are.

They are the real enemies of Nigeria who have been sowing the seed if discord between brothers.

Their people are in idp camps in Niger republic.

Need not say more.

Any igbo who still have anything to do with such low lifers always pay a terrible price are they are the worst enemies of the Igbo race in the history of man kind.



go and show your igwe this gibberish and see if he won't reconfirmed your insanity


igbo leader should give this one his award of stupidity

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Politics / Re: The Clapback Reno Omokri Gave To A Follower Who Dragged Him by Funkeshuga(m): 11:46am On Apr 07, 2021
forget about Igbo hate filled nature, if not for Igbo southern Nigeria would have go Hausa way


southwest are too civil to handle jihadist given the fact that Islam is much here and south south are too greedy somewhat that they can kill themselves for Fulani oil cash


Igbo have sabo among them but not much as we've down southwest and South


Yoruba and Niger Delta are too quiet and silent to understand the political conquest and tactics of Fulani, Igbo have proven to know these people inside out despite their minority population, the Fulani have dominated our political space somewhat that our politicians now asslick their cabals to get political favour that they're entitled of?


this is why I will not criticize ESN and IPOB, fire on Igbo, what Fulani listen to his fiat war response

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Family / Re: What Happens After Marriage? How Would You Advise The Unmarried? by Funkeshuga(m): 8:47am On Apr 07, 2021
have a stable income

don't spend all your money on wedding that's just 2-3days

make sure the woman you're getting married to has a job, independent, don't feel entitled, see you as a partner that needs support


don't carry house expenses on your head alone, carry your woman along in the expenses, no matter how high your present income is because nothing is constant


always communicate with your partner, don't keep grudges


avoid advise from third party


avoid argument that will lead to disagreement every time

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Politics / Re: Pa Fasoranti Backs Tinubu’s Presidential Ambition by Funkeshuga(m): 8:53pm On Apr 06, 2021
Earlier, Prince Dayo Adeyeye the Chairman and Coordinator of SWAGA, said Yoruba must unite and speak with one voice, ahead of 2023 presidential race.


He urged the Yoruba not to divide its house ahead of the presidential election.



even at the detriment of Yoruba people peace? thunder fire all of you including the Fasoranti

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Politics / Re: It’s Illegal To Release Asset Declaration Of Public Officeholders - CCB by Funkeshuga(m): 8:47pm On Apr 06, 2021
who's is heading the CCB? Aboki right



Aboki people are just destined to be duumb both awusa and Fulani, no different between these two useless tribes
Crime / Re: Suspected Herdsmen Attack 3 Farmers In Ekiti, As They Struggle To Survive by Funkeshuga(m): 7:54pm On Apr 06, 2021
my people prefer Tinubu Presidency than taming the herdsmen stupidity


Yoruba people are silence because of Tinubu's Presidency, imagine a man ambition is important to a tribe than the safety of the majority tribe, someone said what a tribe? is he not right? what a tribe indeed


Yoruba aren't troublesome people, we hate distress and we don't inconvenience others, so attacking our people unprovocative is an act of terrorism and a security threat to our people, this call for a sober


it's unfortunate our vocalist are now passing away, those we've now are political sycophant, who careless about the safety of our people but concerned one useless old fool ambition


Yoruba people was at the receiving end, this useless Tinubu that see himself as Yoruba leader didn't make a comment in favour of his people rather he was drawing solution as if Buhari who don't listen to his aides will make use of his useless solution of neocolonialism. he even went over board to called Yoruba and Fulani one when such statement had turn Hausa people to a shadow of themselves in their own land


may God destroy any Yoruba using the security and safety of Yoruba to settle political score henceforth. I urge Yoruba to Shout out, Tinubu Presidency will not favour Yoruba people because he will surely want to satisfy this Fulani for second term if the fool eventually get the president which I pray he won't get



attack on Yorubas on their soil by a foreigners is a big slap on all Yorubas, we should all be ashamed of ourselves
Romance / Re: If You Have The Option, Which African Country Would You Marry From? by Funkeshuga(m): 5:39pm On Apr 06, 2021
selemempe:
other Nigerians are hustling East Africa babes while yoruba men are busy hustling Igbo girls...chai three gbosa for my Igbo ladies grin


the joke is on you


who are the Yoruba men, why is south south guys not lauding their ladies because I've dated them, why is Hausa not doing the same


you're just forcing people to believe Igbo have low self esteem, I never know dating Igbo ladies is an achievement in Igbo land


you need help o

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Health / Re: Outbreak Of Bird Flu In 7 States In Nigeria - NCDC Confirms Cases by Funkeshuga(m): 4:34pm On Apr 06, 2021
Amotolongbo:
So all your day and night prayers, these are all the problems it can solve in our nation?

China with no prayer for your God’s mercies are doing so fine. Same as many other countries that aren’t as religious as Nigeria

So this is the extent to which your god’s mercies can go in Nigeria?
Can things be worse than this in Nigeria, if you aren’t praying?

You are just a phool with no knowledge of God but spamming nairaland for likes

may God forgive you, what has he done that you're attacking him?


you need a psychotherapist asap
Politics / Re: President Buhari Appoints Usman Alkali Baba As New IGP by Funkeshuga(m): 4:11pm On Apr 06, 2021
foolish southerners will always cry, any Southerner that become Nigeria president in 2023 and didn't practise nepotism will die on that sit. I want to see Northerner cry post Buhari useless govt



Aboki dey teach you people how to run politics, uneducated aboki for that matter

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Politics / Re: Osinbajo Lands In Owerri. To Commission Road Projects by Funkeshuga(m): 4:07pm On Apr 06, 2021
Dharniel600:
you be mumu


mistaken me for your uncle? I'm not your relative
Romance / Re: If You Have The Option, Which African Country Would You Marry From? by Funkeshuga(m): 1:44pm On Apr 06, 2021
I can't date outside Nigeria, bad Nigeria ladies is better than some good African countries



I've dated Ladies from Zambia, Kenya even south Africa though distance date, even though they love and care after you but most of them are too wayward, the Zambian lady once asked me to call her on video just two weeks in our date and all I see was her complete naaked body, same thing for the Kenya


imagine how many guys she must have done that to. all the Nigeria ladies I've dated have always helped me emotional, spiritual and in other ways of life


mind you as a Yoruba man, I've dated Edo, Rivers state, Aks from south before, dated Anambra, IMO and got married to an Abia lady, dated southern Kaduna lady, Nasarawa, met a Fulani lady at a friend ICAN induction but we couldn't get along because of religion ish

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Politics / Re: Goodluck Jonathan Lands In Bauchi (Pictures) by Funkeshuga(m): 1:26pm On Apr 06, 2021
JidennaJason:
While one Baba lifeless landed in hospital bed, the peaceful, smiling and loving GEJ landed safely in the waiting arms of people who cherish and love him...


There is this calmness that follows him, and he always bring peace everywhere he goes.

GEJ is not just a President, he is also a KING.


Buhari Media Cow's (BMC) will flood my mention as usual to type their truckload of bullshit.


you forget to add he was once an errand boy like Osibanjo before Yar'adua death made him a President


werey boy

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Politics / Re: Osinbajo Lands In Owerri. To Commission Road Projects by Funkeshuga(m): 12:26pm On Apr 06, 2021
Dharniel600:
Osinbajo the Errand boy. For Yoruba people mind now, their brother na vice president


no for Igbo mind Peter contested to be what under a Fulani man



who bath you when they first gave birth to you? ask for your sponge back, e get why

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Politics / Re: Bello Matawalle: Youths Can Save Nigeria From Collapse by Funkeshuga(m): 10:57am On Apr 06, 2021
post=100535678:

Good one from the Governor.
This is more like reaffirming what Queen Tacha told Naija youths last week after the ridiculously low turn out during the Abia state election.
Before some dumb miserable dull heads come cursing her out.


Truer words have never been spoken.
This is the most sensible and reasonable words ever to come out of the mouth of any of our so called celebrities out there (save for Omotola and Blackface, the ones we've come across tho').

It is obvious somewhat that her post/tweet is not in support of our darling Daddy, BUT, she is only out to point out the truth, challenging and encouraging the youths to come out enmasse and vote for the candidates of their dreams that they know will move their immediate environment and the nation at large forward.

But, presumably, she has forgotten that some of these so called youths are not called lazy youths for nothing, 70% of them will never read past the headlines before they open their stinking mouth to start abusing and cursing her (their only traits, the only thing they have going for them in their miserable and frustrated lives, abuses, curses, trolling....)

How we wish many of her contemporaries will retweet, repost, share these Golden words on their platforms,
so we can all move this nation forward together (we have no other country to call our own).
But some of her fellow celebrities are doing their own activsim for their pockets.
what we have today are 'babi ala' activicts!

Tasha, It is always good to know we still have reasonable and sensible youths like you in this nation

With youths like you and millions of other sane, honest and reasonable youths we have out there, Nigeria will be great again.
Thumbs-up Tasha.
You are a very wise young lady.
God bless your parents for giving us a Queen like you.


Nigeria will be great in our lifetime
.

We Rise!



Thanks for the compliment Chief Topmaike.
A better Nigeria is all we want.
A better Nigeria we shall have.
God bless you.
God bless Nigeria.


you and mattawale needs help ASAP


which youths will save collapsed caused by those Elderly foolish idiot like Buhari. Buhari, obj, Gej, Atiku, Tinubu and the rest of the old fool should save what they collapsed themselves with greediness corruption, nepotism

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Politics / Re: How Would You Solve The Insecurity Issue In Nigeria If You Were The President? by Funkeshuga(m): 9:09pm On Apr 05, 2021
as a President


I will first of all reassure equity among all tribes and ethnicities in Nigeria through pragmatic demonstration of this equity and not this one Buhari say with words but different in actions


shun injustice among tribes, redress the sack federal character and make sure all tribes are carried along

put much efforts in the social incentives with thorough following that will make sure all youths in 774 LGA in Nigeria are carried along, Buhari tried to do this but is politically motivated hence it couldn't achieved its objective


empower secondary school students that wish to have a skills, so that those seeing going to institution as a meal ticket would channel their potentials to other channels. this will reduce unemployment and increase more job opportunity to the youths


in short if the youths of this country aren't engaged with some things, insecurity will not end no matter what's put in place. ESN, Amotekun wouldn't have exist if there is no injustice in prosecuting and shielding some criminals because their kinsman is President


as a President I will banned open grazing and make sure any herdsmen roaming with his cow should be fine half of the worth of his cows he's arrested with, this will make their stupidity reduce small and pose less security challenges to the country


what's causing insecurity in Nigeria are injustice, shielding criminals because of their tribe affiliation, defending criminals against others because of tribe, unemployment and inequity
Politics / Re: We Can’t Pay March Salary In Full - Kano Tells Civil Servants by Funkeshuga(m): 8:28pm On Apr 05, 2021
the money will never be complete to pay, is that not what you used to host the political colloquium


Heartless people, so civil servants have to pay for your mismanagement despite paying them little


useless fools
Politics / Re: Governor Uzodinma Visits Police Headquarters Attacked By Gunmen by Funkeshuga(m): 4:50pm On Apr 05, 2021
Hope is not a good Administrative Governor, he made this insecurity escalate till this level, in the case of Fulani causing a lot of Security threat in your state, as a Governor you're meant to be neutral rather than blaming one for one and that was the beginning


your position as their Governor is still causing unhappiness to your people yet you're dramatizing biased conclusion to your own people


I hope sanity returned to that state because those inmate that were free might be another security threat if they should join ESN

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Politics / Re: IPOB: We Didn't Attack Imo Police Headquaters, Correctional Centre by Funkeshuga(m): 4:41pm On Apr 05, 2021
who advise KANU? KANU is an intelligent but not politically smart, to win a govt or secede you need to be politically smart, I used to laugh at his stupidity when he will claimed to have killed Fulani herdsmen and even show his boys, that's stupidity


how many time has the Fulani herdsmen come to media to claim responsibility? rather they cry victims when they killed harmless people


killing securities and freeing prisoners is another un-smart move by KANU, you're still defending your land and you shouldn't be distracted with that, attacking security forces and freeing prisoners can make you lost your citizenship in UK if investigation is carried out that you're responsible. you should keep focus in protecting your rural area peoples and influencing a pressure group to tell your Governors to stand up to their responsibility


sacking security personnel and freeing prisoners might have a consequence on Igbo people

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Politics / Re: Gunmen Kill Suleiman Ishaya, Kidnap His Wife (Photo) by Funkeshuga(m): 3:52pm On Apr 05, 2021
Kellibae:

S U stink!!!

not your family member in case you quickly forget
Politics / Re: Miyetti Allah To Governor Ortom: You Are A Thorn In Fulani Flesh by Funkeshuga(m): 1:16pm On Apr 05, 2021
Ortom is a bad Governor but a brave personnel who use all mechanism to protect his state, from media, exaggeration and propaganda


you don't win a Fulani with physical war alone because they've govt who defend them day and night, you conquered those futa idiot with media and others


Benue people should elect a good and bravery Governor when Ortom is gone and never should they elect APC for now until sanity returned back to Benue state

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Politics / Re: IPOB Kills 13 Northern Traders In Enugu, Imo In One Week by Funkeshuga(m): 11:19am On Apr 05, 2021
‘Uzodinma disturbed’

The Senior Special Assistant to the Governor of Imo State on Gender, Vulnerable Groups, Northern Affairs (Men), Hon Sulaiman Ibrahim Sulaiman, said the state government, as well as all the units of security agencies, have waded into the matter.

While calling for peace to reign, Sulaiman said Governor Hope Uzodimma is disturbed by the incidents.
https://dailytrust.com/ipob-kills-13-traders-in-enugu-imo-in-1-week




a Northerner senior special adviser in Igbo land? I thought Igbo said they're brave? and not a slave
Crime / Re: Obasanjo, Gumi Ask FG To Settle And Rehabilitated Bandits Willing To Surrender by Funkeshuga(m): 3:14am On Apr 05, 2021
so he actually travelled to Ogun state to convince Obj this idiotic statement but what's this Gumi interest in compensating Terrorist



can't we've have sane Northerners for once? must all Northerners both educated and non education sound so stúpid every time


what is the economy value of this bandit that they want them to be compensated? with all the atrocities of this Gumi, not arresting him by now shows Buhari is directly involved in this Bandits atrocities


southerners are on the long thing if they don't stand to defend, resist and fight thing useless and evil govt by now
Politics / Re: Check Out Road Projects By Governor Yahaya Bello In Kogi by Funkeshuga(m): 7:23am On Apr 04, 2021
what I see is 2023 campaign, so all kogi major roads is good now that the gov is now doing street roads that should have been the works of a local govt/HOR/Senate


I just hope Nigeria can give this yahaya political gimmick so that he can do all kogi road, Nigeria should give him fake support ahead of 2023 and promise him he will be elected until he pay all kogi backlog salaries, the fool will find the money and pay instantly


left to 2023 kogi, wouldn't have see anything from this mismanagement clown
Politics / Re: Tony Kabaka Visits MC Oluomo (Photos) by Funkeshuga(m): 9:21pm On Apr 03, 2021
Sammy07 :
One of the thug children dey abroad oo.
I'm sure you've not seen an aero plane before


cheesy cheesy

MejiLoyon:
Stupidly is when you just say stuffs without thinking. How can you say I've not seen an aeroplane? Them no dey fly for air?


soft target

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Celebrities / Re: MC Fish: Why I Wash My Wife’s Underwear – Anita Joseph’s Husband by Funkeshuga(m): 9:03pm On Apr 03, 2021
Funkeshuga:
Mr Anita married Mrs MC Fish


Anita is obviously the major stakeholders in that house. some men think they can be gingolo without sounding like a SIMP

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