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Travel › Re: Loko Oweto Bridge, Benue River At Night. Very Beautiful... (Pictured) by Funkeshuga(m): 6:58am On Apr 17, 2021

maxell:
The bridge is built over River Benue. It connects Benue and Nassarawa states.

Babatunde Fashola has tried as Works Minister. Could’ve done more if funding was adequate.

Unfortunately Fashola is underrated, when he was min of power, he took Nigeria megawatt to 7,000+ but this electrician aboki that haven't handle estate light before was made minister but see where we are today? below 3,000

Buhari keep giving Aboki that always need southern support to succeed in the department and ministry yhey're heading appointment

having uneducated president appointing his fellow illiterates

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Celebrities › Re: Laycon Gushes Over Cee-C by Funkeshuga(m): 10:58pm On Apr 16, 2021

laycon passion for toxic Igbo ladies though, from Erica to ceec

God will rescue him out of marital senselessness

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Politics › Re: Kidnappers Of Afaka Students Demand N500 Million Ransom by Funkeshuga(m): 9:51pm On Apr 16, 2021

[quote author= post=100854747]All kidnappers in our land will all die very painful deaths[/quote]you've been praying this since 2016 but nothing has changed

tell your principal to stop shielding criminals, erase justice among others and see how Nigeria will get reshape again

Buhari is a failure and his incompetency is the reason we are where we are today. that Cow is as useless as all the gibberish you'd cooked up here

Crime › Re: I Was Paid N20k To Strangle 2 Brothers To Death - Abia Murder Suspect Confesses by Funkeshuga(m): 9:27pm On Apr 16, 2021

that's 10k for each brothers? in the same Abia southeast region that's the richest region in Nigeria the Zoo?

I'm still thanking God I left that job and run for my life as my landlady advised me then

weird people, weird region

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Celebrities › Re: Venita Akpofure Shares Sultry Swimming Pool Photos by Funkeshuga(m): 9:17pm On Apr 16, 2021

lady with small face always rock. I obviously can't settle down with a lady with big head and big face

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Politics › Re: ONE Relaunches Make Naija Stronger Campaign ABUJA, Nigeria by Funkeshuga(m): 8:56pm On Apr 16, 2021

[quote author= post=100854227]Pessimistic comment everywhere.
We know we will definitely see people like you on this refreshing thread.
BREATH OF FRESH AIR kinda thread.

Una must sha carry una negative, pessimistics head enter here.

Anyways, whether una like am or not, Nigeria will be great and peace shall reign all.over our nation.[/quote]Any President or head of state that's promoting injustice, nepotism, shielding his criminal tribesmen from prosecution is not canvassing for unity

such leader is a bad character that will grow many enemies around him. only some section of this country detest Buhari but the way things are now, your Darling cow is hate by average sane Nigerians, left to aboki ethnic chauvinist and religion jingoism, they know Buhari is a bad market despite concentrating appointment on them

go get a new job because if Buhari continue like this, Nigeria will cease to exist

Crime › Re: Gunmen Kidnap Oba David Oyewumi, Ekiti Monarch by Funkeshuga(m): 7:36pm On Apr 16, 2021

Ooni of Ife, Alake of Egba and oluwo of Iwo is the next to be kidnapped for frustrating all efforts to reshape the security of southwest because of their govt incentives

I don't expect Ekiti Monarchs to be caught up in this insecurity mishap because of their resistance to give their lands to one foreign Fulani.

the monarchs should stop waiting for troops, they should go back to the olden days that King get protected by some third force, a lot of our monarch have adopted western culture hence lost all the cultural heritage they inherited

Politics › Re: Supreme Court Declares Frank Ibezim, Imo North Senator-Elect by Funkeshuga(m): 7:18pm On Apr 16, 2021

Supreme court keep electing political leaders for imo people

now we've supreme Governor and Supreme court Senator

Politics › Re: Oduduwa: 'No Election In Yoruba Land In 2023' Protest Begins (Photos) by Funkeshuga(m): 7:10pm On Apr 16, 2021

Nonexistent:
Those must be ipob members Lagos branch.

Meanwhile;

secession is not war calling...

you don't have to go destruction to leave a country, if all stakeholders signed to the agreement and southwest politicians and leaders key inn, there is nothing like war

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Sports › Re: See Photos Of Current Super Eagles Wives And Girlfriends by Funkeshuga(m): 7:03pm On Apr 16, 2021

GBOKASINCHA:
Afanja women are the most unwanted women in Nigeria

even after the brain surgery? absolutely no hope on your mental state

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Politics › Re: ISWAP Elements Who Attacked Damasak Were On Revenge Mission - Nigerian Army by Funkeshuga(m): 6:26pm On Apr 16, 2021

Bluntemperor:
Your thinking is ludicrous,vile and wicked!
Did you read anything on the NYSC to start with.
Were they trained in the 'Art of War' if ever you read such book at all?
You were not thinking loud but from the bottom and if I may ask,is this 1-year NYSC orientation that would equipped them for this war!
Did you know how long these nonsense Bokoharam members have been training from different Regions and Continent ( Afghanistan, Pakistan,Libyan Desert,Niger/Mali and Chad Borders) just to mention few in which they are indoctrinated that they are fighting for none existence Caliphate! A falacy that infidels are somewhere to be destroyed!
Please,think rights bro.

don't mind the imbeciles....heendrix why not call your brothers and sisters who had passed out from the NYSC to join those resistance Army of the northern political motivated Terrorist to battle with? since death dey hungry you

Politics › Re: ISWAP Elements Who Attacked Damasak Were On Revenge Mission - Nigerian Army by Funkeshuga(m): 6:24pm On Apr 16, 2021

NA had been rescued to political tout and spokesman of terrorist

who cares what these Islamic terrorist are up to, finished them once and save us from spending resources on unproductive things

if I was the president, one kobo I won't spend to any insecurities in North because they had no economy value to Nigerians, they should all kill themselves who cares and southern soldiers that join their political war should all go to hell

nonsense

Health › Re: Man Cries Out On Seeing The Truck That Supplies His Compound With Water by Funkeshuga(m): 4:56pm On Apr 16, 2021

Mightyhaiz:
You and southeast..
one of them bore your hole without mercy?

I'm not gay like your papa now

Travel › Re: A Commercial Bus Summersaults In Lone Accident In Ikeja (Pictures) by Funkeshuga(m): 4:56pm On Apr 16, 2021

Omodua:
Needless continuing these responses with you.
You are a woman and within African setting, you don't exchange words with female gender because of their position in the society and what they are consigned to do.
It's on that note, I am backing off!

go and treat your departed brain and get well soon

Health › Re: Man Cries Out On Seeing The Truck That Supplies His Compound With Water by Funkeshuga(m): 4:55pm On Apr 16, 2021

GerogeI:
Oga, before you spew your ethnic vile, look at the other side of the tanker. It is written "Olowo-", though upside down. This is definitely somewhere in the South West where people answer such Olowo. Do not bite your own fingers, thinking it's someone elses.

oh that means southeast is small London as I earlier presume, continue deceiving yourself

Health › Re: Man Cries Out On Seeing The Truck That Supplies His Compound With Water by Funkeshuga(m): 1:38pm On Apr 16, 2021

I doubt if this is southeast as some people in front page are presuming, southeast is Nigeria small London, that's why they referred to Nigeria as zoo and their small London as the best

Southeast ain't suffering of water, Lagos/Ibadan expressway news at it again

when mad person keep hiding his madness from public, does it change the fact that he's not mad? that's the fate of south easterners

Politics › Re: 7,200 Joysticks Found In A Ship From Nigeria, Impounded In China - FFK by Funkeshuga(m): 9:30pm On Apr 15, 2021

Bornsinner7:
WTF

7,200 Black GPMG gun!!!??

Imagine going to a Chinese restaurant to order a sausage.. not knowing the delicious sausage you're eating is a black AK-47 riffle of one abayomi from Ogun state

abi Bornsinner7 in Benin ringroad area

TV/Movies › Re: Is This True About NTA? by Funkeshuga(m): 12:14pm On Apr 15, 2021

NTA is just as stupid as Buhari govt, most of all Nigeria govt stations are just too dull and boring because they're dedicated to praise and praise politicians

Lagos state TV too keep advertising People comment of Tinubu even after his useless birthday

Politics › Re: Okorocha: I Have No Problem With EFCC Arresting Me by Funkeshuga(m): 8:10am On Apr 15, 2021

seyicodes:
Good day Nairalanders,
Please is there anyone who is willing to do uber/bolt business ,
* I am willing to collect car on hire purchase.
* I can pay up to 30 - 35k weekly.
* I have experience in the transport business. ( Over 5 Years Experience )
* I stay around Ebute Metta ( East ) Lagos.
* I was a mini Bus Driver before i stopped it due to the intimidation of Lagos State Task Force.
* I am responsible and i Keep to my word.
* I am very hard working and i can work for more than 15 hours daily.
* Please give me a chance.
* I Dont mind if the vehicle hire purchase price is 4 Million Naira. ( I am hard Working , I will pay up insha Allah )

what maker of car are you looking forward to use for the uber/bolt

I've a good pencil light Camry, is it accepted in uber/bolt?

Travel › Re: A Commercial Bus Summersaults In Lone Accident In Ikeja (Pictures) by Funkeshuga(m): 8:01am On Apr 15, 2021

Omodua:
You could rant to high heavens, after all, you never travelled outside your region to appreciate other peoples culture and giant strides. As a torncoat Lagosian who came to appropriate the political heritage of Lagos in the name of Oduduwa,you do not see beyond the frills and shrills of Lagos lagoon. So timid and myopic on contemporary issues affecting the nation.
Your insults go back to your parents who brought you up in a most dastard and in humane manner. For sure, insults is not part of my anecdotes and culture.
Enjoy your uncouth and silly language!

go and fix your brain southwest states are far above your region. I served in anambra stayed there for 3years, tour all southeast state for a whole year during my state

seek wisdom and stop using me to catch cruise, don't let me go out of civility with you, you will have a sad day

if I go raw with you, you won't even have liver to reply. enjoy my civility for now

Politics › Re: 'We Are Happy Whenever Unbelievers Are Killed' - Pantami (GazetteNGR) by Funkeshuga(m): 10:05pm On Apr 14, 2021

LINTUNE:
oga shut up..if u are too old, deactivate ur account na, nairaland is not made for u...do I look like a kid to u..oga take ur time..don't mention me again, .... person just freestyle cruise with u,u Don take am personal de cry up and down,u be woman?..abrg carry it wahala commot for here..cos I de type for English,u think say na mumu u de follow talk..common fem there..

just look at this monkey want to disgrace his lineage here, I dey ready for you

I guess you no go school is the rhythm your relative are used to in your family

you lack common sense and level of IQ to even be telling me that imbecilic phrase in that first idiotic post

I didn't crossed my lane before you chose to tell the world how foolish and dumb you're consistently. the werey is even saying he will leave English, help me ask the fool which English

you this glorified village kid exhibiting your foolishness for free here. next time you quote my post when your mental provider had failed you, I'll bounce on you like hungry lion and finished that your watery brain you've in that your geepee tank head up

Politics › Re: 'We Are Happy Whenever Unbelievers Are Killed' - Pantami (GazetteNGR) by Funkeshuga(m): 9:52pm On Apr 14, 2021

LINTUNE:
lol.. obviously u the stupid one here na..cry me a river, u take things to heart , you can wan*k urself to death for all I care though,but next time, learn to decipher subtle joke, not everyone is as foolish as u to take things to serious.. learn to catch cruise a times..

you wouldn't want to go wild with me, I will give you a sad day

if you're seeking attention here, dey look face, I'm not in the class of people that will allow 21 century Dundee like you to use me catch cruise

if you talk to your elderly ones in your house like this, I will teach you a lesson in a disgrace way

I don't give room for any imbeciles and their imbecility sarcasm nonsense on my post. get sense and Bleep out

Politics › Re: 'We Are Happy Whenever Unbelievers Are Killed' - Pantami (GazetteNGR) by Funkeshuga(m): 9:48pm On Apr 14, 2021

LINTUNE:
lol..this is just a simple correction, but here u are ranting and wailing..sorry if I hurt your feelings, but pls, stop acting like a sissy, a real nigga would have laughed over my comment,but here you are taking it so personal, jeez... sorry Bros..

no real niggar will allow one imbeciles to used him learn words here. I don't laugh on imbecility post

next time learn who you demonstrate your gross foolishness to. I don't take foolishness as a joke

Politics › Re: 'We Are Happy Whenever Unbelievers Are Killed' - Pantami (GazetteNGR) by Funkeshuga(m): 6:48pm On Apr 14, 2021

LINTUNE:
it's irony na, didn't u go to school..

Buhari didn't attend school yet he's your president, mumu boy

what's metaphor

a figure of speech in which a word or phrase is applied to an object or action to which it is not literally applicable

Islam is a religion of peace. applying peace with Islam is not on the same circle, peace is never applicable to islam practices all over the world

so not using irony doesn't mean I'm wrong even though I don't do literature in school, I still know Much about it through reading

I'm in happy mood today, so enjoy my civility, I hope you're now a millionaire with the school you claim to attend?

Travel › Re: A Commercial Bus Summersaults In Lone Accident In Ikeja (Pictures) by Funkeshuga(m): 6:39pm On Apr 14, 2021

Omodua:
You need to learn ethics and common sense.
You are not well brought up! Why the gratuitous insults

I'm not well brought up because you choose to be stupid, no be only your kinsmen get monopoly of madness

since you want to be mad, let's be mad together and who care about ethics gibberish you're ranting about?

oh you get common sense yet all your roads in east are begging for infrastructure but your concern is about Yoruba land, I can see how that common sense is working in your land

Politics › Re: 'We Are Happy Whenever Unbelievers Are Killed' - Pantami (GazetteNGR) by Funkeshuga(m): 12:00pm On Apr 14, 2021

Shabaleen:
"Islam is a religion of peace" what figure of speech is this??

Metaphor

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Travel › Re: 17 People Die In Onitsha As Flood From Heavy Rainfall Sweeps Bus Into Culvert by Funkeshuga(m): 11:39am On Apr 14, 2021

Drizzy5001:
stupid boy, them dey try correct you, you still dey mis-behave, ẹ be like say dem don replace your brain with goat own, because u no dey use am. If u say igbos republish already made foreign products what will you now say about China?? Mumu... Wisdom is profitable bro, pray to your creator to give you wisdom, because you don't even have 1 single atom of sense in your cone head. àwọn brown roof

go and correct your papa you took your stupidity after, just look at this 21 century mumu chest beating with empty stomach

I don't blame you though, stupidity is you people hallmark from that failed rising sun

Crime › Re: Young Man Killed As Awka Cult War Rages In Anambra (Graphic Pictures) by Funkeshuga(m): 11:30am On Apr 14, 2021

I thought some Igbo here said they don't have area boys, owomida, Agbero and cultist in their region?

are those fighting in Awka Fulani herdsmen?

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Celebrities › Re: Abiola Adebayo: I Used To Hawk Bread To Raise My School Fees (Throwback Photo) by Funkeshuga(m): 11:26am On Apr 14, 2021

ekevwe:
If that business centre I saw in the background does POS transaction then I smile fake pic. What do I know?

I'm doubting her claim and the picture as well, seems she just collect bread from one hawker to snap during their movie shoot, I know that mini sawmill very well at ikorodu

Celebrities › Re: Abiola Adebayo: I Used To Hawk Bread To Raise My School Fees (Throwback Photo) by Funkeshuga(m): 11:25am On Apr 14, 2021

are you sure this is old pic or the bread on your head is just photoshoot

that first picture is at Elepe Along ijede road, Ikorodu. if it's true, so it means you once stayed at ikorodu?

Romance › Re: Help: My Fiancee Got Pregnant For Another Man by Funkeshuga(m): 9:57am On Apr 14, 2021

the worse of the matter is Op might not even be touching her thinking I'm keeping her for marriage

the thing you dey keep for marriage time, another man dey useless am

when I started my dating, I use to be sincere and committed but that doesn't mean I won't be fúcking you steady steady, if you fúck up then I'll jump on another pussy

but why will someone that's due for marriage will stick with one lady in this age and time that majority of ladies ain't loyal?

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