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Celebrities / Re: Nosa Rex Buys A Car For His Wife, Deborah (Photos) by Funkeshuga(m): 8:36am On Apr 20, 2021
Anaedo1:


Can't you hide your foolishness for once?


stop identifying me with your father standard, I'm not related to you in case your brain failed to capture that


I say it the way it is, some igboo here have Normalise senselessness

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Celebrities / Re: Nosa Rex Buys A Car For His Wife, Deborah (Photos) by Funkeshuga(m): 8:29am On Apr 20, 2021
oluwazt:
Why do Igbo people look so beautiful and fresh? You can tell difference between them and afonjas. Give them Biafra, so that the world can identify them by their beautiful skin tone, instead of lumping them into Nigeria with people that look nothing like them in the name of useless unity because of oil. It's like joining western European with pale skin, blonde hair and blue eyes with Eastern European who look totally different. Hypocrites!


are Ebonyi people not Igbo? because they're in Lagos express roads, we see them everyday, they ain't fresh


and same goes to some rural areas in Anambra, you igboo here and senselessness

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Politics / Re: Isa Pantami's Facebook Account Was Hacked - Management by Funkeshuga(m): 8:19am On Apr 20, 2021
FarahAideed:
Isa Fallujah lost his Mujahedeen temper on Facebook and issued Jihadic curse on Deji Adeyanju and now he is claiming his page was hacked grin

If he cannot keep his Facebook safe how then can he keep our NIN data from falling into the hands of Terrorists?


northerners are all clowns grin


they are to violent in nature to tolerate criticism, criticism to them is a sin against Allah hence they must fight for Allah


God made us in his own image, I wonder who made those clowns. one can't just question God


I mean how can a whole region not have a sane human among them, no differences in their educated and non educated, even sometimes their non educated handle matter maturely than their quota system graduates

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Politics / Re: Deji Adeyanju Cursed By Pantami's Verified Facebook Handle (Photo) by Funkeshuga(m): 8:15am On Apr 20, 2021
Fooolishbuharri:
Sarkki which side you dey my brother? Stay one place na. Today you be BMC, tomorrow you be wailer! Ah ahn grin cheesy


yes o he should stop confusing Thunder because thunder will soon strike all Buhari supporters and lovers of all looters

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Politics / Re: Why I Am Shocked And Saddened – Buhari by Funkeshuga(m): 8:45pm On Apr 19, 2021
but he's not sad to what UGM are doing to securities personnel in east, what Fulani are doing In north and west


I'm sorry by who might be offended with this But Buhari should have been created as a cow, he doesn't deserved to be a human



this foool is an imbeciles overall
Politics / Re: Sunday Erhator: N500,000 Raised For Armed Lagos Policeman Assaulted By Civilian by Funkeshuga(m): 8:36pm On Apr 19, 2021
RRS are rare breed of Nigeria police force. kudos to the officer and that frustrated cow assaulting person papa need to be prosecuted

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Politics / Re: Wike Defends Obaseki’s ₦60 Billion Printing Claim by Funkeshuga(m): 4:20pm On Apr 19, 2021
Masterito:
Can we meet in person?

keep your meeting to people of your class
Politics / Re: Wike Defends Obaseki’s ₦60 Billion Printing Claim by Funkeshuga(m): 3:19pm On Apr 19, 2021
Masterito:
Mehn see bragging. I know you type, people like you beg easily.


me beg? beg a man that's chest beating in his father's compound? or a man that's doing boy boy for his Boss


you're proving to be more stupid than I thought kid. I'm not in the league of people you can use to learn words here


you're lucky I'm in good mood hence you're enjoying my civil responses
Politics / Re: Wike Defends Obaseki’s ₦60 Billion Printing Claim by Funkeshuga(m): 2:26pm On Apr 19, 2021
Masterito:
Lol, well NA is a faceless forum. You may not even stand confidently in front me let alone talk all your trash. I leave to your frustrations.


Nairaland is a faceless forum! and so what?



you may not even stand confidently in front of me! except you're ghost, jinx or some potential mad man, I don't see any reason why I can't stand in the face of a fellow mortal like me. I don't even need to brag because that's you people hallmark


what trash was I talking than telling you to take back your brain from whoever you donated it to?


now read that your gibberish or show it to the most eldest person in your family, if they won't reconfirmed your insanity
Travel / Re: A Visit To Iyi Egbu In Abia (The Killer Well) - Images by Funkeshuga(m): 2:22pm On Apr 19, 2021
nice write up. are you from Abia state?
Politics / Re: Wike Defends Obaseki’s ₦60 Billion Printing Claim by Funkeshuga(m): 1:17pm On Apr 19, 2021
Masterito:
You're just a fool. Take your frustration else where.


you're identifying me with your dad standard, I didn't share from his weak gene, in case you need to know
Politics / Re: Aisha Mani: Emir Of Katsina Marries Off Christian Teenager To Abductor - HACFO by Funkeshuga(m): 11:33am On Apr 19, 2021
helinues:


SR have credibility issue and I have not seen any other credible media to write anything related to this news.

Did you confirm the news yourself from the spokesman of Emir?


learn to keep quiet sometimes whenever your mental provider is doing overheating


stop disgracing your lineage. I'm always ashamed of you whenever you're dramatizing your nuisance

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Religion / Re: Pastor Adeboye: Enugu State Government Allowed Us Use The Stadium Without Cost by Funkeshuga(m): 10:38am On Apr 19, 2021
DarkCaesar:
The Question now is can enugu residents go to your overhyped Institutions for free?


most of imo state graduates can't even stand with ond holder in Lagos polytechnic


imagine a IMO state business administration graduate with 2.1 can't teach business studies/Commerce in the state where I served, as a Graduate that's not in management line, I've to take the students and it was excellent despite having just secondary school knowledge about it


it shows money and pussy have given many people result they don't deserved in Imsu, leave your region and come and study in that over hype institutions if you won't go home with pass. with this your low IQ self, I doubt if they won't give you advise to withdraw
Politics / Re: Wike Defends Obaseki’s ₦60 Billion Printing Claim by Funkeshuga(m): 9:06am On Apr 19, 2021
Masterito:
Learn to read before you comment. Trust me you are just frustrated.


learn to read what exactly? you mean that gibberish imbecilic post you cooked up there?


there are some post that are good to be overlook, it can reduce one IQ


seek help and redress your derailed mental state. APC and PDP have fúcked you people timelessly and you're here defending foolishness
Politics / Re: Warning: Nigerians' Identities Are Being Submitted To Bokoharam Through NIN. by Funkeshuga(m): 9:04am On Apr 19, 2021
Steve0979:
if dem call u an illiterate now u go vex so u go ui ife oau etc


Northeners are terrorist and APC is the channel they're using to exercise their terrorism


what's illiterate in that? OK tell me what's literate in the way that most uneducated cow is running this country?


don't you see you've reach the height of stupidity that should tell you to retire?
Romance / Re: I Am Attracted To Women Who Like Teasing Me, by Funkeshuga(m): 6:30am On Apr 19, 2021
7days in celestial church will solve ya matter.
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Is Ignoring Me And It Hurts Me by Funkeshuga(m): 6:22am On Apr 19, 2021
Jerakson:
my guy the thing weak me. I no expect say she go do like this. She dy talk say I no love her cuz I no wan support her dreams.
Omo I clear am sey she better wake up from that dream.
Now she dey ignore my WhatsApp messages, calls and texts. And it's been 3 days angry

P.S- pageantry fee dey expensive o. This one even cheap small. Most times na 250k girls dey pay to be a participant.


and that one is a virgin? let her be deceiving you


I don't know why you guys think virgin means hymen alone, Virgins means inexperienced of societal activities for a lady, so for a lady like her to be demanding and ignoring because you declined, her Virginity claimed is doubtful


try and trick her that you will give her the money, let her come your side flaunt some cash and tell her you want to secure your place in her heart and that condition u will give her, smash her and move on
Politics / Re: Wike Defends Obaseki’s ₦60 Billion Printing Claim by Funkeshuga(m): 6:14am On Apr 19, 2021
Masterito:
PDP mismanagement is far better than APC management.


stop your foolish comparison, who care about PDP and APC, foolish citizens


with your Likes, I just want this country to split. enough of having majority of stupid voters


nonsense

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Politics / Re: Bokoharam Threatens To Kill Isa Patami by Funkeshuga(m): 6:13am On Apr 19, 2021
linking of sim to NIN should stop henceforth


mumu Northerners
Politics / Re: Warning: Nigerians' Identities Are Being Submitted To Bokoharam Through NIN. by Funkeshuga(m): 5:15am On Apr 19, 2021
isa pantala is not the only criminals, All Northerners are criminals, it's quite unfortunate southerners don't ask questions



how one aboki just tell you to reg for NiN and link your sim without asking the economical value for such or the security advantage. we've just being endangering our lives by putting all our data in the hand of one terrorist aboki


linking of sim should stop henceforth and that foolish man should take a bow out but if he resigned, won't Buhari appoint another terrorist from North, it seems pantami appointment is base on his Islamic fanaticism and not his credentials


we are fúcked up in southern Nigeria with extreme political tolerance of these people up North

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Politics / Re: Wike Defends Obaseki’s ₦60 Billion Printing Claim by Funkeshuga(m): 5:09am On Apr 19, 2021
if not for your useless PDP party mismanagement and corruption, we wouldn't have end up with this global calamity that see himself as Messiah of some majority of idiots voters in this country



make thunder no finished those goats that elect and reelected this cow in asorock

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Politics / Re: UN Suspends Operations In Dikwa, Damasak After Boko Haram Attacks by Funkeshuga(m): 4:16am On Apr 19, 2021
Chartey:


It's always easy to talk like this when you've not witnessed real conflict or the effects of war. Love and light.


I can't love my enemy, take your preaching to The northerners
Romance / Re: Dilemma Of A Friend by Funkeshuga(m): 2:10pm On Apr 18, 2021
IgweOfNnewi:
Ask GOD to choose for you or marry or marry a virgin without experience people will not listen, if you marry a virgin without bad experience or someone GOD choose for you, you wouldn't have any problem, A virgin that didn't fornicate when she was single and free, is it in marriage she will start cheating, it will be hard, a fornicator or cheat will be hard to change her ways.


I have a friend that earn no single Kobo between March and September last year and even his wife is earn over 300% of his salary but there is peace in their house, they have been married for over two years now, the wife normally send her salary to her husband's account and they spend it together. Stop marrying non virgin or ungodly people, marry someone GOD choose for you



in your virgin talk, I'm a living witness. got married to my woman as a virgin at the age of 24years. I don't see myself paying bride price of a non virgin lady

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Politics / Re: UN Suspends Operations In Dikwa, Damasak After Boko Haram Attacks by Funkeshuga(m): 1:50pm On Apr 18, 2021
Chartey:


The poor civilians especially women and children should be allowed to die? Poor people who have no means of livelihood and access to healthcare because they've been displaced should be allowed to die?? Are some of you even human at all?


are those defending those killing southerners human at all?


are those innocent children killed in southern communities not human?


Northerners can all go to hell and meet their Virgins
Politics / Re: UN Suspends Operations In Dikwa, Damasak After Boko Haram Attacks by Funkeshuga(m): 7:53am On Apr 18, 2021
Humanitarian services in Northeast by this UN is the reason this unnecessary and unproductive war is not ending anytime soon


allow these people to die, their reduction in population will reduce the level of stupidity in this country and it will pave way for massive protest


the UN are doing us evil than good with their humanitarian nonsense in Northeast. let these people go meet their useless virgins in the hell they belong to

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Politics / Re: We Can't "Continue" With Bad Governance - PDP Tells Buhari by Funkeshuga(m): 7:45am On Apr 18, 2021
if PDP is a proactive opposition party, there should have been mass protest from North and across all Nigeria by now, Gej didn't have it this worse and everywhere was already filled up with protest


Buhari remained the most useless entity to ever Grace this planet earth, even Northerners know this but his nepotism they're currently enjoying won't allow them say the truth

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Romance / Re: What's The Most Embarrassing Thing That Happened In Your Relationship? by Funkeshuga(m): 9:44pm On Apr 17, 2021
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked



First, it is impossible for me to be embarrassed...how do you even embarrass someone who has no sense of embarrasment in them?

If I did not flinch the day my mother in-law came into the living room and caught me masturbating while watching porn, then nothing can make me flinch.


so you've wife?



one lady actually agree to marry this werey
Politics / Re: Ganduje: Northerners Own Nigeria, Igbos And Yorubas Are Minorities! by Funkeshuga(m): 6:58pm On Apr 17, 2021
Ganduje is just being political to buy loyalty from Northerners like his fellow idiots from North, Northern love it when you put them high even when they're nothing and that's what their politicians is playing to their heart



southern Nigeria have the most useless leaders in the world, we've been sold out and still selling out because of resources owned by us


such a shame, so I don't blame Northerners
Romance / Re: Fooled My Girlfriend Of 4 Years To Thinking She Was Going Out With Another Guy by Funkeshuga(m): 3:26pm On Apr 17, 2021
Collinsaik:
op that your girl was fair enough to accept that she has a boyfriend already that she currently in a relationship with means she has regards for u. some ladies would claim to be single at the moment . those are the very desperate one and those types are dangerous.

don't expect her to turn down every offer of relationship just because she's dating you. u maybe end up deciding not to marry her what become her fate in that case ?

she try Op na woman she be



na woman she be by not replying her bf text while she was online and refused to change after reconciliation?


I've seen many single ladies who always hide their status and their reason they don't want the guy to take advantage of their singleness. for the fact she's saying she's in a relationship doesn't prove loyalty, a loyal Lady will not even accept to go out with another guy, not to even talk about her behaviour

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Romance / Re: Fooled My Girlfriend Of 4 Years To Thinking She Was Going Out With Another Guy by Funkeshuga(m): 3:23pm On Apr 17, 2021
you fooled yourself for four years my man, that time you wasted chatting with this Ashana could have been used to get cash and one mental balance Lady



a lady is telling you she's not interested through her actions and all you could resort to is this show of shame


come let me give you free tutorial about ladies.
Politics / Re: Angry Nasarawa Workers Block Emmanuel Akabe's Convoy(Photo) by Funkeshuga(m): 9:23am On Apr 17, 2021
Democracy is one of the big punishment on humanity and mostly Nigerians



the running cost of politics in this country is too over expensive, a country like Nigeria don't need Bicameral legislature, what are those fools legislating ?
Politics / Re: North Is The Safest Place For Igbos – Ohanaeze by Funkeshuga(m): 8:21am On Apr 17, 2021
make KANU no send UGM to you

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