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Health / Re: Okpaleke Doctors: 6 Nigerian Siblings Working As Medical Practitioners Go Viral by Funkeshuga(m): 9:56am On Apr 23, 2021
brownemmanuel43:
Ohhhh damn damn damn
Why are Igbo girls so so beautiful both home and abroad. I still dey reason the matter since, does it mean the chi that created them is different from the chi that created afonjas.
Look at beauty all over

we no go hear words from these mumu people again, instead of the 21 century uncivilized monkey to focus on their lives and emulate this lovely family footpath, they will still drag Yoruba and others to a minority people success


many Yoruba families have succeeded in this in the past but you won't see Yoruba making noise because they believe your family achievement is your achievement


Igbo indeed have low self esteem

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Sports / Re: Ahmed Musa And 25-Year-Old Abdullahi Musa, Kano Pillars Teammate Strike A Pose by Funkeshuga(m): 8:55am On Apr 23, 2021
when he slump and enter coma now them go dey pity am, at his age, e suppose to be relaxing or have cows that should be roaming kano, not running up and down on pitch

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Romance / Re: Lady Poisons Herself & Her Ex-Boyfriend To Death A Week To His Wedding In Imo by Funkeshuga(m): 8:52am On Apr 23, 2021
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how true is that your post?
Politics / Re: Buhari: I Won’t Sack Pantami, Dismisses Critics by Funkeshuga(m): 8:51am On Apr 23, 2021
Gandollaar:
It was south east that also told buhari not to appoint another Yoruba to replace her since it their slot.

Oponu Alapatinrin!


so you expect a nepotist like Buhari that detest appointing outside North to reconsider south for the position


you imbeciles make sure Kemi was sent off because of Nysc that had brought nothing than destruction, it had killed many young people, couldn't end the disunity among Nigerians


you people make sure you see the end of Kemi, even calling for her arrest before a Fulani man rescue her out of Nigeria and you will be chanting Yoruba this Yoruba that. mumu people
Politics / Re: Stop Pushing Me, I Can Crush You All – Buhari To Bandits by Funkeshuga(m): 3:41am On Apr 23, 2021
what's North present Population again?


in Vector's voice what birthday are we counting for Lazarus? black lives matter, are they counting us?


mumu people elected a world class mumu
Politics / Re: Buhari: I Won’t Sack Pantami, Dismisses Critics by Funkeshuga(m): 3:34am On Apr 23, 2021
Southeast- Kemi Adeosun be sacked

FG- insisted that she won't be sacked


Southeast kept pressurizing FG and he succumbed. after sacking her, these foolish part of southerners are still calling for her arrest and prosecution, your fellow southerner?


now a man was accused of pro terrorism the FG insisted they won't sacked him and people are surprise? sacking Pantami is like sacking entire North because the voice of Pantami either past or present is the voice of all Northerners
Romance / Re: Lady Poisons Herself & Her Ex-Boyfriend To Death A Week To His Wedding In Imo by Funkeshuga(m): 10:08pm On Apr 22, 2021
but why can't he marry the so called Ex gf? they look so compatible and the girl height will even complement their togetherness most esp in childbirth


the lady went extreme but I can relate with her pains, such a jealous lady. I remembered my ex was begging me we should have a night stand days before my court wedding, I bluntly told her there is nothing that want to freak me with your body again, I've service this body for good 3years before your mumu tell you to break up with me without provocation


this is a big lesson to guys that still relate with their ex, your wife might be in danger, delete this ex memory and pics of you, she's now a past


but why is killing of groom to be becoming a norm in southeast lately? or is there something I'm mixing up

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Politics / Re: Isa Pantami: Presidency's Statement On Campaign Against Communications Minister by Funkeshuga(m): 9:42pm On Apr 22, 2021
Monogamy:
Southern leaders, hope una see una lives outside

Northerners are ready to protect their own while southerners are ready to bring themselves down


southeast make sure Kemi lose her job then, even though Buhari refused to let go but when the pressure was much and being a Christian and a southern Nigeria and even having Southerner as those asking for her sack and prosecution, he made sure Kemi leave Nigeria unhurt


this define North different, truly some Southerner no get sense, I think every southerner should fight their Battle themselves

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Politics / Re: Pantami: Kallamu Musa Ali Dikwa Says "They Are After Me" by Funkeshuga(m): 5:42pm On Apr 22, 2021
Kallamu seek asylum and keep releasing those jihadist secret at your hidden place


Buhari govt had declared war on Nigerians, don't tell me this is Muslims and christian things because Muslims were at the receiving end of these herdsmen in southwest


they're using bandits in north, codenamed Fulani herdsmen in south. southern Nigeria should continue pressurizing these criminals in govt


God gat us

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Politics / Re: Gunmen Attack Hospital In Idon, Kaduna, Kidnap 2 Nurses by Funkeshuga(m): 3:55pm On Apr 22, 2021
may all Buhari supporters be kidnapped this way too and Ransom that's beyond their family reach will be asked from them



All Buhari supporters are all imbeciles, no reasonable human will support a brain dead human like that
Politics / Re: Umahi: DSS Should Arrest People Making Unsubstantiated Claims On Social Media by Funkeshuga(m): 2:44pm On Apr 22, 2021
southerners had been surrounded with Terrorists yet this fool is talking about unguarded utterances


thunder strike that your small height there. you better wake up and protect Ebonyi people by all means and quit this your political correctness
Politics / Re: Gagdi: Pantami's Pro-Al-Qaeda Views Have Consequence On Perception Of Nigeria by Funkeshuga(m): 2:40pm On Apr 22, 2021
for the fact that he's still heading a ministry till now should put Buhari himself on international watch


those aboki are all terrorists, I don't trust them even those shoemaker around your areas might be a spy, don't loose guard my people most esp Yoruba that feel relax easily around stranger

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Crime / Re: Police Arrest Killer Of Groom-To-Be In Ebonyi State (Photos) by Funkeshuga(m): 2:37pm On Apr 22, 2021
I don't trust the friend that went to the wake with him, his narration and ability to at least solely rescue his friend to the hospital had made him a suspect
Politics / Re: Lai Mohammed To Elites: Professors May Work In Togo Bakeries If Nigeria Breaks by Funkeshuga(m): 11:26am On Apr 22, 2021
he said elites who he grouped as professor could be working bakery in Togo if Nigeria disintegrate, he contradictorily stated again that when war start these elites (professor) will run abroad with their many citizenship passport



what a confused old fool?


the normal citizen are living peacefully, living peacefully by killing 25 unarmed Ebonyi people?


kidnapping people up and down, what a peaceful engagement



and why is Buhari govt seeing disintegration as war? na by force to live with these terrorist aboki?

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Politics / Re: Lai Mohammed To Elites: Professors May Work In Togo Bakeries If Nigeria Breaks by Funkeshuga(m): 11:26am On Apr 22, 2021
he said elites who he grouped as professor could be working bakery in Togo if Nigeria disintegrate, he contradictorily stated again that when war start these elites (professor) will run abroad with their many citizenship passport



what a confused old fool?


the normal citizen are living peacefully, living peacefully by killing 25 unarmed Ebonyi people?


kidnapping people up and down, what a peaceful engagement



and why is Buhari govt seeing disintegration as war? na be force to live with these terrorist aboki?

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Politics / Re: Rivers Teachers Protest Non-payment Of 5 Years Salaries, Block Govt House by Funkeshuga(m): 11:05am On Apr 22, 2021
and the fool no get shame to be abusing Buhari who dey pay him workers steadily


very foolish Governor, thunder on behalf of Rivers state people and the civil servants help us strike that fathead Governor wherever he's
Politics / Re: Samuel Achi: Pantami Was Imam When ATBU Muslims Killed My Son In A Mosque by Funkeshuga(m): 9:35am On Apr 22, 2021
Pantami should not just resigned but he should be question and arrested, if Buhari don't allow this man to be arrested then another president must try this



at this point in time we dong need extremist either Christian or Muslim in Governance
Education / Re: I Ran Into My Classmate After 10 Years And She Did This by Funkeshuga(m): 9:24am On Apr 22, 2021
Op open the book of lamentation chapter street vs relate and get sense



small pikin dey worry you, na because of you meet a lady school mate you dey feel rejected



do you need to meet a classmate before you need to buckle up? alaye enter street and stop wailing
Politics / Re: Amachree: DSS Informed FG Of Pantami’s Extremist Views Before His Appointment by Funkeshuga(m): 9:12am On Apr 22, 2021
Bible said we should love our neighbor and pray for our enemies but what Does Qur'an States in regards?


Qur'an hate unbelievers and those that's not in line with their religion and some sane human are worshipping such inhumane religion?


don't blame pantami much, blame the Quran and those that wrote it for these gullible African
Politics / Re: Why Hon Chukwuma Umeoji Is The Right Man To Succeed Governor Obiano by Funkeshuga(m): 8:27am On Apr 22, 2021
I thought my Igbo brothers most especially Nigeriabiafra82 said no election in southeast until Biafra is achieved


or is that a political threat that draw the line of 2023 election?

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Politics / Re: Cow Bill In Senate: Proposed Database For Cows By Senate Sparks Outrage by Funkeshuga(m): 5:04am On Apr 22, 2021
elected fools demonstrating their foolishness as usual


lawmaker is to make law, these ones are making stupidity and foolishness



May Thunder destroy all 9th National assembly from the senate to the House of Reps in Jesus name, Amen
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: The Lady Who Searched For A Job With Placard Finally Gets A Job (Before & After) by Funkeshuga(m): 8:07pm On Apr 21, 2021
GoodFaith:

ur position dumb ass
lazy boy

Buhari na state Governor
Buhari na Local government chairman
Buhari na Court clerk that want bribe
All Nigerians are Nigeria problem
we are all very selfish, me and me people

Buhari the Director of NEPA companies-- They can't supply meter


stop calling your father's name in public. all Nigeria politicians and the citizens are now seeing Buhari as their mentor
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: The Lady Who Searched For A Job With Placard Finally Gets A Job (Before & After) by Funkeshuga(m): 7:56pm On Apr 21, 2021
GoodFaith:

Wasted generation of no good
Backward generation
UR father
Yaba left lazy MF
Your father now cow


instead of you to prove me wrong, you're yet confirming my position of your insanity


you mumu too much
Politics / Re: Kaduna LG Election Qualification Exam (Pictures) by Funkeshuga(m): 3:50pm On Apr 21, 2021
Arewa1stSon:
it's brains first, ideas first, leadership and Competence!!

That's why Kaduna is chasing the oil rich Delta state bomber to bomber!!


I wish Nigerians conducted the same thing for Buhari, we wouldn't have end up with that stark illiterate as president in this 21 century
Politics / Re: IPOB Stops A Chinese Company Drilling Oil In Anambra State. by Funkeshuga(m): 3:44pm On Apr 21, 2021
MrSamsung:
How I wish my region South South is strong and bold like the Igbos.

Fighting for the control of thier oil and resources and our states governments being the one to issue out licenses to oil and gas companies not federal.........because if this oil mainly found in South South that sustains the Nigerian economy were to be from Yoruba region or the North, Nigeria would have divide tey tey.

By the way I don't know the meaning of i ya ta go, it sounds melodious cheesy


ihatago you mean? it means do you understand
Politics / Re: We Want Referendum Not Asylum, IPOB Tells UK by Funkeshuga(m): 2:56pm On Apr 21, 2021
Emma powerful is an intelligent man if he exist at all, he always express things the way it is


what's the essence of keeping asylum in a country that supported Nigeria to waste millions of Igbo million lives?


what's the Essence of asylum to live in a country and allow your countrymen people to continue suffering? what's the essence of the fight then?


it's long overdue and everyone should be allowed to face his region, enough of putting illiterate aboki to rule over most educated southerners.


let aboki rule aboki, let Yoruba rule Yoruba, let ND rule ND, let Igbo rule igbo

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Politics / Re: Fulani Herder Shot Dead In Ondo by Funkeshuga(m): 2:52pm On Apr 21, 2021
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Adequate investigation should be carried out to ascertain what truly happened.
An innocent hardworking Nigerian should not lose his life on what he knows Nothing about.
A Nigerian citizen is free to live and work in any part of the country as long as they are respecting the rules of the land.
The evil and heartless ones being sponsored by evil politicians among the herdsmen will all never end well in their miserable lives for all the pains and killings they are being sponsored to carry out to cause unrest and chaos all over the nation.


Do you know this is like saying no Igbo spare part sellers all over the country should be spared?
Including those doing their business legitimately and peacefully all over the states in the country.

It is good you think before typing on social media, so people won't think you are slow.

An advice from the elders.
STOP reading the headlines only kiddo


Meanwhile,
May God punish all the sponsors of herdsmen and Boko Haram and the politicians that brought them upon our nation to cause mayhem.
May the people that support and sponsor them all die painfully, and may they suffer so much pains as long as they live on earth before dying in shame.

If you are not one of the people supporting the evil sponsors of these herdsmen,
kindly say A BIG AMEN To these little prayers.

God pass dem.
They will all end miserably in life.

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All sponsors and enabler of all the terrorist organizations in our darling country, from this evil Boko Boys, to bandits, Igbos terrorists organization, evil fulani herdsmen must all be fished out.
They will all never know peace as long as it is sorrow, tears and blood they want flowing in our nation.....along with their evil supporters.

Peace shall reign in our nation.
God bless Nigeria



shut the fúck


when they're killing Yoruba where are you, if you people don't warned your kinsmen, southwest might adopt radical approach


warned your herdsmen from their gross foolishness

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: The Lady Who Searched For A Job With Placard Finally Gets A Job (Before & After) by Funkeshuga(m): 2:37pm On Apr 21, 2021
GoodFaith:

Generation Lazy Yes 95% of you people are lazy yahoo, yahoo 419 Using Parents for juju money Using women pants for juju money Going to Ghana for make juju money

yaba left people everywhere. who open psychiatric room for this cow ?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: The Lady Who Searched For A Job With Placard Finally Gets A Job (Before & After) by Funkeshuga(m): 2:36pm On Apr 21, 2021
Righteousness2:
She has Forcefully taken her Possession by Positive Violence.

And from the days of John the Baptist until now the kingdom suffereth violence, and the violent take it by force.


quoting this for a reference purpose. that was a powerful message

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Travel / Re: Folashade Salako, OAU Pharmacy Best Student Dies In An Accident by Funkeshuga(m): 2:22pm On Apr 21, 2021
since we Nigerians keep electing bad old leaders we've being at the receiving end, just imagine electing someone like Buhari in this 21 century, someone that have no economical achievement and academic prowess



Nigeria is a fúck up country, Bleep all Nigeria leaders. may God split this useless country, imagine money spent on paying ransom and fighting bht was heavily invest on infrastructures?


Those useless North and their fellow southerners leaders keep acquiring wealth that won't followed them to the Grave


God please help us destroy all Nigeria leaders including that cow in asorock

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Politics / Re: Elumelu Demands Pantami’s Resignation, Gbajabiamila Blocks Motion by Funkeshuga(m): 2:12pm On Apr 21, 2021
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Elume whatever,
Have you ever heard the name James Nwafor in the history of this nation?

The man who along with his fellow devils killed over 100 Anambra youths?

What have you said about that Massacre?!

Bunch of shameless hypocrites.

Reading the link below will bring tears to your eyes if you have blood flowing in your veins.

https://hallmarknews.com/chilling-tales-of-sars-brutality-the-awkuzu-abattoir/

Excerpts.....

I was tied, my hands and my legs at the back together, and I was being tortured. They just wanted me to say, Yes, I did it. Of course, I didn’t do anything, I was just 17 at that time, and I was not ready to say I did it. But the torture was too much, I couldn’t stand anymore. I had to agree that yes, I did it. Because that was the only way they said they would stop torturing me.

“The social action team came in; I had been in prison for three years, because my case was dumped in a court that was not sitting. So, they helped me to pick it up and transfer it to a court that was sitting. And they were paying my lawyer to hasten up the case. That was how I was discharged and acquitted.”

Esther’s account is one of many, and the bulk of such happened in Anambra, particularly in Awkuzu, where activists say, is the ground zero of SARS brutality in the country.



pantami described your brain in your attached picture


NIN must be link with sim but this doesn't stop the resignation of that terrorist


why do you like Terrorist sef, from Buhari to Miyetti Allah now pantami, I'm sure you will love skekau


confused specie

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Politics / Re: Before Pantami, There Was Abdulkadir Ahmed Who ....... - Mbomalu Socrates by Funkeshuga(m): 2:06pm On Apr 21, 2021
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When we hear bad rumours about a Northerner, we don't ask or seek for authentic details of the unconfirmed story we heard or read, instead, we go ahead to believe it, tweet it, blog it and tag the UN,US, the ICC

But we go mute and cease to exist, when such happens in the South.

Taking the Extra-judicial killings that happened in Anambra for instance; everybody are back to their Businesses and work places, no one is asking about the development on the trial of the Officer involved in that sacrilegious act BECAUSE IT WAS AN OWN GOAL.

Since we decided to play politics mixed with tribalism and Prejudice, let's play!

What would have happened if Officer Nwafor was from the North? Would we have been as silent as we are now?

A Notherner is not a Governor in the South, a Notherner is not a Senator in the South either, but NO! all we care about is how to let the whole world know that North are wicked, while our Governors and Senators representing us there in Abuja keep cashing out on our ignorance.

Peter Obi our beloveth son was the Governor when many youths were massacred in Anambra and dumped at our rivers and Lakes, their families never got the chance to say Goodbye, but Peter Obi have distanced himself from that case by REFUSING to appear before the Panel.

Abaribe stood as a surtie to one of the deadliest enemies of this Country, he (Abaribe) has Publicly defended Nnamdi Kanu on National TV severally, he (Abaribe) has attacked the peace of this Nation on many Occasions

Abaribe is the only Senator in the world working for the Country that elected him as the Senator and the Enemy of the same Nation that elected him

Abaribe & Peter Obi are not our Problem Okezie Ikpeazu is not our Problem, other dubious Politicians in the South are not our problem

We are Focused on how to Blackmail the North and everything they stand for

We think we are superior to other tribes, we think this Country belong to us alone, we think everything resolves around us, yet when it is time for election, we don't hesitate to show our "judas Iscariot" side

We are waiting for the next FALSEHOOD.

Meanwhile,
You heard it here first,
The children of hate, frustrations and perdition next propaganda will be on Buba Marwa,
For all the cocaine swallowed NAFDAC NDLEA have been giving a tough time since he became NDLEA Director.
These animals never want anything good or progressive about this country.
Una go wail, una neck go long!


Meanwhile,
As seen somewhere on cyberspace....


all those politicians you ignorantly mentioned are southeast politicians and this your gibberish doesn't change anything


the north and East make sure kemi was sacked, some Easterners were even calling for her arrest. stop talking thrash

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