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Politics / Re: IGP Adamu Commissions Nigeria Police Radio 99.1FM, Abuja by Funkeshuga(m): 10:02pm On Mar 31, 2021
BruncleZuma:
grin grin grin grin

99.1 FM, Police is your friend, don't touch that dial!!!

Breaking News: Naira notes mysterious appear in the hands of Corporal Adamu at a startegic checkpoint as he tried to clear a traffic holdup.

grin
Romance / Re: Married Woman Reveals She Pays $80/Hour To Hug A Professional Cuddler In US by Funkeshuga(m): 9:58pm On Mar 31, 2021
firstratedcitiz:
Isn't that why the unemployment rate is lower over here than in Africa?
Just kidding.
Hahaha.


job na job cheesy


if I hear say Nigeria women pay to be cuddle, cuddle them na you go pay by fire by force


we started having sugar mummies when they see young men running to the white. Nigeria women are too entitled
Romance / Re: Married Woman Reveals She Pays $80/Hour To Hug A Professional Cuddler In US by Funkeshuga(m): 9:57pm On Mar 31, 2021
Lovethaa:
The kind of jobs oyinbo people do ehn... imagine telling your parent you want to be a cuddler in this Nigeria


grin
Politics / Re: 81 Ekiti Monarchs Write Fayemi, Reject Ranching For Herdsmen by Funkeshuga(m): 9:48pm On Mar 31, 2021
Sheffdon:
bro you are right but all these useless Fulani slaves would want to sell us out because of their greed.

The onus lies on us, the southern people.

We will prove to them that we're smarter than them and we're not Hausa.


Hausa is past tense, Hausas are gone for life. their naivety cannot make them reclaimed their lost glory


they've used religion to blind them, until that Islam is taking away from them, they will never get their freedom. those that left the Islam to practise Christianity are being threatened by the evil Fulani jihadist because they know the day they quit Islam is they Hausa will start demanding for their rights


as it is now, Hausa land and her people are gone, no southerners should take chances, Fulani are the most uneducated tribe in Africa and we shouldn't allow them to take us for a ride


if they want war, they'll get in abundance

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Politics / Re: Nigerians In UAE Are Financing Boko Haram Terrorists – Garba Shehu by Funkeshuga(m): 9:47pm On Mar 31, 2021
who are those doing it for Fulani herdsmen that your useless govt keep bailing anytime they're arrested


useless people
Politics / Re: 81 Ekiti Monarchs Write Fayemi, Reject Ranching For Herdsmen by Funkeshuga(m): 8:59pm On Mar 31, 2021
justtoodark:


they will have alot of trouble sooner or later....


my advise for them is to exit Southern Nigeria on the eve of Buhari tenure because their innocent will pay heavily for the atrocities they've committed in southern Nigeria in the past years


southern Nigeria is not a walkover for any Fulani, southern Nigeria cannot go Hausa way
Politics / Re: 81 Ekiti Monarchs Write Fayemi, Reject Ranching For Herdsmen by Funkeshuga(m): 8:53pm On Mar 31, 2021
justtoodark:


this fulani herders are playin a very dangerous game....

the world has gone international....
nobody cares from where the meat comes from no more....


they will surely be disappointed


may God destroy all Fulani all over the world. those useless being don't worth breathing as a human
Politics / Re: 81 Ekiti Monarchs Write Fayemi, Reject Ranching For Herdsmen by Funkeshuga(m): 8:47pm On Mar 31, 2021
capitalzero:

I know Ekiti obas would not disappoint.

God bless Ekiti Monarchs, may they live long in Jesus name

thunder will fire Fayemi with his Pipedream Presidential ambition

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Politics / Re: Herdsmen Attack In Ebonyi Communities: Our Women Are Still Missing - Survivor by Funkeshuga(m): 8:11pm On Mar 31, 2021
Salewa97:
Ofoigbo is it not good to be eating Amala in IDP than having your women kidnapped by big gbola wielding Fula herdsmen?


so this justify Fulani stupidity right


dumb southerners
Politics / Re: Herdsmen Attack In Ebonyi Communities: Our Women Are Still Missing - Survivor by Funkeshuga(m): 7:55pm On Mar 31, 2021
what effrontery? herdsmen is now kidnapping Igbo women? where are the bravery ESN that played themselves out in the hand of Nigeria govt ?


when I think ESN will be consistent with their flushing herdsmen out of their land they decide to use Nigeria securities weapons because they've little ammunition


KANU is a scam like Nigeria govt, why would you resort to snatching securities rifles to fight and protect your land? what happened to the monthly levy donated by Igbo here and in diaspora?


what an unfortunate incident

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Romance / Re: Should Someone Confess To Her Fiance After Cheating? by Funkeshuga(m): 7:52pm On Mar 31, 2021
men like us don't marry someone that have ex, so I'll leave it with men that married ladies with their past dickexperience to shook mouth for this
Politics / Re: Gunmen Kill Suleiman Ishaya, Kidnap His Wife (Photo) by Funkeshuga(m): 1:58pm On Mar 31, 2021
Kellibae:


Una no reach... I'm allergic to the name "Yoruba men"


how can you be allergic to them if truly you've not being fúcked by them, mumu girl. you just shown yourself to be a giveaway to a Yoruba demon but who cares


and abeg who are you telling una no reach? I don't flirt with unintelligent lady not to talk of date with a low IQ class of your calibre


seek wisdom and stop disgracing your entire lineage here kid
Politics / Re: FFK: The COVID-19 Vaccines We Are Taking In Nigeria Are Not Bill Gates Vaccines by Funkeshuga(m): 11:59am On Mar 31, 2021
mumu man, who cares if it is Dangote's vaccine
Politics / Re: Gunmen Kill Suleiman Ishaya, Kidnap His Wife (Photo) by Funkeshuga(m): 11:53am On Mar 31, 2021
Kellibae:


I'm not cheap dogs like ur sisters ,
So u dare not carry ur small body close to me.
U stink


I know na big Yoruba men that carried you and all those abuja politicians, instead of you to channel your frustration to those caused it, you're bent on disgracing your lineage and exposing your own stupidity for free here


when last did you do your brain check-up?
Family / Re: Her Family Told Me To Marry Her Corpse by Funkeshuga(m): 11:50am On Mar 31, 2021
what I see is a wicked person trying to paint himself good


at first he said when the lady agreed to do it, she informed him and he refuse to assent to it somewhat of reporting to her parents, in another contradictory defence he said after much of persuasion, the word persuasion means begging to give inn, why not dissuasion?


your boss personally lured you to do something silly to someone's daughter all because of their predicament and you accepted? would you have allow her to donate if she's your blood sister? very wicked man


if you like go marry her corpse, the lady you will marry next will suffer for it because the lady blood is stained in your hands


you better appealed to the family, sponsored her burial, established her mom well and seek for God's forgiveness

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Politics / Re: Gunmen Kill Suleiman Ishaya, Kidnap His Wife (Photo) by Funkeshuga(m): 6:58am On Mar 31, 2021
Kellibae:

To and die , Yoruba men are low lives

just say the man that impregnated you and runaway is low lives

nobody send you to be useless yourself with your odour pússy
Politics / Re: Awo Vs Zik And How It Affects Southern Nigeria Today - Cheta Nwanze by Funkeshuga(m): 1:36am On Mar 31, 2021
I love Awolowo, after reading his books I fall more in love with the great man that ever emanated from Yoruba land


God bless Awolowo and all his generations, they made Yoruba nation proud




Igbo are part of the misfortune we are today, they play the rest of Nigeria in the hands of these bunch of uneducated aboki, we are still here suffering for it till date.


they created problem and want to run leave the rest of Nigerians to continue with the problem, nemesis caught up with them unfortunately million of life were lost


Awo don't fake love, Awo na realist. fúck whatever thing you think thereafter, ko kan aye

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Politics / Re: Southerners Will Starve Of Food If Hausas Get Attacked Again - Gov. Yahaya Bello by Funkeshuga(m): 12:50am On Mar 31, 2021
this idiot claimed no covid-19 patient in his state yet he collected the relieved fund by the govt, what did he used the money to do


just see reasoning in this 21 century and this dummy want to run for president. I wonder why north can't provide reasonable leader for once. 98% of their leaders always sound dumb and stupid


stop electing Islamic graduate as your leader they won't hear, bunch of retrogressive specimen
Celebrities / Re: Chioma's Family has Refunded the Bride Price Davido paid on her head. by Funkeshuga(m): 12:44am On Mar 31, 2021
even Chioma's family know better, hide Ifeanyi from Davido and his family? a joke taking too far

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Politics / Re: Femi Fani-Kayode Takes COVID-19 Vaccine: His Tweets, Before And After (Photos) by Funkeshuga(m): 12:32am On Mar 31, 2021
Boykris:




If only we have one more human being like you to add to me and you ehnnn this world for no end ahswear


are you trying to say you're sensible ?


ffk and his uncontrolled emotional press, a disgrace to Harvard university


uneducated people have sound reasoning and reserved than this educated calamity

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Politics / Re: Breaking: Protesters Storm Nigeria House In London, Await President Buhari (PHOT by Funkeshuga(m): 12:23am On Mar 31, 2021
having someone like Buhari, Atiku and Tinubu even the east leaders as Nigeria president is a punishment on its own



no one deserved these aforementioned as Nigeria President

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Politics / Re: Gunmen Kill Suleiman Ishaya, Kidnap His Wife (Photo) by Funkeshuga(m): 11:21pm On Mar 30, 2021
Kellibae:



Its only in ur dumb shallow brain and frustrated dream it can happen.
No Yoruba man is qualified to come close to me , it can't happen in this life or next.

I don't throw myself cheaply to me like ur loose sisters sorry .

you're not just an olosho, you're a loser


take your misery to those that rendered you useless, Yoruba men are great, take your frustration and depression to those that murdered your pussy to the bin


you're a cheap lady that's seeking validation for your stupidity here. no one send you to be cheap
and wayward. only you taste Yoruba guys and Nigeria politicians. werey girl


and for your information, I don't have sisters, God forbid I've someone like you as sister, na to donate you to appease god of the land that's if they will accept

radarada
Politics / Re: Gunmen Kill Suleiman Ishaya, Kidnap His Wife (Photo) by Funkeshuga(m): 11:14pm On Mar 30, 2021
Kellibae:


Lol , shallow Yoruba men, that's the only thing u know to easily call a gal "olosho" its not new anymore... Perverted mofs
Useless set of mannerless urchins.
Thats why I keep my distance

you're olosho if you're judging minority of men you gave out your smelling pússy to, to judge majority of Yoruba


don't let me bounce on you this night because I dey boil, you will regret yourself with that your imbecilic phrase


na person send you to open your yansh cheaply to those fools that's even sleeping with a dumb blockhead nonentity like you

.get help
Politics / Re: Gunmen Kill Suleiman Ishaya, Kidnap His Wife (Photo) by Funkeshuga(m): 11:04pm On Mar 30, 2021
Kellibae:
May he RIP.
But if u see what this politians are doing with young gals u won't feel pity for them
They take advantage of the hardish in the country to treat them like slaves ( not a girl like me tho)

But then RIP and let God be the judge sad



I'm blessed..Yoruba men have this fetish of sleeping around with other tribes women for fun, date them at ur own peril


just say you're olosho and save us this gibberish. stop judging all politicians with the few you flirt with
Crime / Re: Father-Of-Six Arrested For Sexually Assaulting 9-Year-Old Girl In Adamawa (Pix) by Funkeshuga(m): 10:46pm On Mar 30, 2021
saphiere:
Few things I came to realized about Nigerian men;

1. They like force sexual intercourse.
2. They can't control their sexual urge.
3. They can sleep with anything.
4. Their girl-children are not safe with them.

Dear mothers, never leave your girl-child with any man be it her father.

did your father assault you at your teen age?


and no one send you to be dating hire killer that see your already wide pússy as trophy hence rough handling it like today bread


seek help and stop ridiculing all men because of the few idiots you've dated
Celebrities / Re: Patience Ozokwor: I Married At A Young Age; Endured Suffering To Please My Dad by Funkeshuga(m): 7:22pm On Mar 30, 2021
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright.....
Marriage na scam i swear.....
A real niggarrr won't do that shit.....baby mama sure me die....too many problems and wahalar in marriage
A real niggarrr will now be in the same roof with one particular pussy for God knows how long
The thought of that shit scares the hell out of me
Coupled with the fact that she won't be allowing me to live my life on the fast lane anymore...she won't allow me smoke my weed, bang other pussy, drink enough bottles.
Not to talk of the fact that my dickkk won't be getting excited for her anymore because my dickkk is used to her already...the love will no longer be there...but we will continue to be pretending that we still love each other probably because of our kids and what society will say
She go dey quarrel and advise me like a mother, sister and wife make i stop those things like alcohol, smoking weed, banging other pussy or make i reduce am..if i nor hear she go come go report to my mum or daddy..or probably person way I dey fear pass for my family...those ones go come call me for family meeting...see wahalar

Oh...lord...help a real niggarr...because with the way he is thinking now..he be like say na baby mama sure me die
Damnnn.......mmmmm...he who finds a wife..finds real dope problem and wahalar..and he doesn't know what he has put his hand into


you be werey if this is your reason why you've been castigating marriage and married people


you're the same person preaching live and let's live, why not hold to your belief and let others stick to what they want, huh?


@ the topic, marrying lady off for marriage is common in Igbo and Hausa land. all Yoruba ladies should always thank God they're from Yoruba land hence they would have been facing what Igbo and northern ladies have been going through


70% of ladies married off in North is not their wish, 45-55% of village girls in Igbo land have the same fate


Yoruba girls don't know how lucky they're
Celebrities / Re: Photos Of Davido Kissing Mya Yafai Go Viral by Funkeshuga(m): 6:17pm On Mar 30, 2021
assurance turn to endurance got me ROTHFL


how time flies, Sophia will be at one corner laughing out loud



na Hausa babe remained for davido to mark then he can go and contest for President thereafter

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Celebrities / Re: Mabel Makun, AY's Wife Celebrates 35th Birthday (Photos) by Funkeshuga(m): 6:06pm On Mar 30, 2021
slawormiir:
Damnnnnn niggarrrr But Ay na bad guy sha
See wetin him go buy for market

problem?

he doesn't know what he had put is hand into.... some of your naive talk

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Politics / Re: 25 Persons Killed In Ebonyi By Suspected Fulani Herdsmen (Disturbing Photos) by Funkeshuga(m): 6:01pm On Mar 30, 2021
Samson0599:
People were mocking southwest then instead working together to fight a common enemy. Now they are everywhere in the south now



sadeasterners have made everyone their enemies, I wonder how you want to win if you make everybody your enemies


anyone that's not in line with their political ideology is their enemies. anyway who cares, my concerned is for sanity and peace to come back to my region


Yoruba cannot go North way or else the country should desist to exist

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Travel / Re: Ghanaian Woman Dies While Driving At Top Speed To Catch Her Cheating Husband by Funkeshuga(m): 1:54pm On Mar 30, 2021
saphiere :
God instead of a womanizer may I remain single.



ProphetAjasco:
I see, I saw..... I see you remaining single indeed.....
So I have seen and So shall it be.


saphiere :
I reject it IJN.



I've never seen a lady as confused as this clown before. your future husband must be someone with good psychological trait or else I pity him

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Family / Re: A Nairalander Weds His Beautiful Woman In A Modest But Colourful Wedding Fatiha by Funkeshuga(m): 1:36pm On Mar 30, 2021
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
My niggarrrr don't know what he is about to put his hand into....

Watch as this girl go dey fine while our niggarrrr go dey dry and reduce

small pikin dey worry you


are your parents not married? or you're a product of wedlock?


note that because your mama drain your papa doesn't mean all ladies are like that


you can still be in a relationship and be drained by any Lady if you don't know how to manage a lady. lady management guide you from being at the receiving end

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