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HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f): 8:15am On Nov 19, 2021
wentroublecomes:
Amen. Thanks a lot ma'am.
I've told her and my mom to visit the hospital today because we are about 250km apart due to my work, and I can only visit her on weekends.
I can't wait to see Your BA
I know that is when your mind will be at rest, the lord will keep them both. Weldone our Super Daddy
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f): 10:08pm On Nov 18, 2021
shutupareyouGOD:
I just wiped now after peeing and saw blood…I’m scared
God will take control
Hope it's not much, please try and go yo hospital when day breaks
TravelRe: Uk Student Visa/tier 4 Pbs - Your Questions Answered Part 6 by Funky123(f): 8:18pm On Nov 18, 2021
Alonso207:
ulster university, Birmingham
Please did you know their payment plan and did they request for POF before giving your wife cas
TravelRe: Uk Student Visa/tier 4 Pbs - Your Questions Answered Part 6 by Funky123(f): 10:00pm On Nov 14, 2021
temmytopsy1:
Good afternoon and happy Sunday to you all, please can someone with HND holder further education in UK?
Yes you can, there are schools that accepts HND and third class
TravelRe: Uk Student Visa/tier 4 Pbs - Your Questions Answered Part 6 by Funky123(f): 9:58pm On Nov 14, 2021
Anthonio89:
Good day house, I'm new on the platform. But I have a pressing issue I'll like to verify. I just got my offer from a school in the UK and I'm getting close to the point where I have to apply for the VISA. I've actually been denied ViSA by Canada before. I was told UK and Canada Don't use the same bio-data page. I'm considering to state that I have not been denied VISA before as I have to apply in January. I'll like to a get a feedback ASAP... God bless you all
Congratulations on your admission
I suggests and advice you declare any Visa refusals you had in the past, don't assume they don't know because they don't share same data.
Declaring it won't harm your application
TravelRe: Uk Student Visa/tier 4 Pbs - Your Questions Answered Part 6 by Funky123(f): 9:56pm On Nov 14, 2021
quolahpoh:
Please is this available to all University gradute in Nigeria? I have a sister that wants to sponsor me from UK.. our names are not the same.. what's the way forward please.

I need someone who can help me please.. I need real guidance! Probably an email will do.. Thank you in advance.
Your sister might not be able to sponsor you but her money will be useful
let her send the money to your account while you use it for your application, in as much as you submit 28days statement when applying for your Visa you won't have to explain the source is the money.
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f): 9:50pm On Nov 14, 2021
Vwoman200:
Good evening fruitful women.
I am joyful to be here.
You all are blessed.
Safe and sound delivery in Jesus Name, Amen.
No complications, no stories in Jesus Name, Amen.
It is with faith that I book a spot here today, I will testify to a Big Fat Positive in no distant time in Jesus Name, Amen.
May God honour your faith in Him. Amen
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f): 3:04pm On Nov 14, 2021
Omakraid:
Jesus, 30 kini? Please do thread bump abi what do senior mamas call it When they post bump pictures covering their faces and remove the pictures later
Long time no thread bump oo, how I always sneak in to see bumps then and pray it will be my turn one day
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f): 2:59pm On Nov 14, 2021
Orlolahdey:
Lol,FTM too but mine is the opposite o, at times i stay in front of mirror more than 30mins just to check my pelebe belle.. Could u bliv d doctor was asking me last week if am really pregnant when i went for checkup and my dear i don reach 30wks
Really, 30 weeks cool cool cool
wow
TravelRe: Uk Student Visa/tier 4 Pbs - Your Questions Answered Part 6 by Funky123(f): 11:01am On Nov 13, 2021
opeoyek:
Is it okay to state that I have a masters degree already even though I am applying to study another masters in the UK?
No, you can apply with HND, there are schools that accepts that
Check my posts and see some list I replied someone with
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f): 10:48am On Nov 13, 2021
Towerofgrace:
It is not to early Kankan, that’s 5.5 months fa! Trust me your body has obviously changed even if you feel you look the same, I was deceiving myself that I obviously don’t look preggy, but your skin, boo.bs and looks in general usually blows a preggy’s cover.

Some acquaintances burst my bubble during the week, I haven’t seen them in like 4-5months when they saw me, they were just exclaiming that what happened to me, I look big and almost unrecognizable, one of them just said “ your husband is doing well” cry at that point I just gave up on trying to hide anything or deceiving myself that it isn’t obvious I am preggy
Chai, I have been deceiving myself o
Body has changed truly, my cloth tells me that because to see cloth to wear out now na survival of the fittest
Safe delivery to us
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f): 9:04am On Nov 13, 2021
Omakraid:
Too early ke, at 8/9 weeks my size started giving me away. A man saw me after a long time and that very day called me mama ejima same as another parent that came to school ooo. Infact by 10 weeks I was walking like mamas in their final weeks ooo. And ryt now it just 15 weeks but it seems the whole world knows and can't attribute my size and my rough face to anything else than pregnancy......
Imagine I went for scan on Friday and I told the girl I wanted to do a pelvic scan, she said with this my face what I want to do is not pelvic scan. After laughing and paying her, I was walking to my sit when she said, haha and I want to do pelvic scan with the way I'm walking (lol), I had to ask her if everything is not in the pelvic. Chai
So my sister, you ain't too early o jare
Lol, see ehn by the time you enter 5 months, be ready for plenty safe delivery greetings, Some people will be like Haaa iya ibeji, I thought you haff born ni at 7 months

Enjoy your big belle o jare grin grin
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f): 8:06am On Nov 13, 2021
kokaiye:
Wo teamie... with my first pregnancy i didnt show until i was 61/2 months preggy dt i was alwz wondering wen am gonna start havin bump bayii....?? U c dis second one... I don dey show since 11weeks undecided... My tummy is like i am already 7months now already shocked ... My friend call me iya arugbo heheheheh.
Wow, it's the Iya arugbo for me grin, you will soon turn sisi
me i don dey count down oo, God will not fail us
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f): 9:17pm On Nov 12, 2021
Team March o
Anyone in 22 weeks too
is your bump visible already, so we had a parry today from my husband side and I was wondering why everyone knew immediately they saw me, well, it's good cause before I carry this they will ask me to leave it......In my mind is it not too early, who follow me Waka like this grin grin

Diary of a FTM tongue
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f): 7:19am On Nov 10, 2021
kokaiye:
lol.... E b like say Team march are mummy awon boys (mummy's of boys) oooo grin grin .... *In whitemoney's voice* Who dey...?? *dancing* small yansh dey shake ooo... Ahahahah!!!!
Lmao, e Dey shake grin ;
Who Dey bereettt o
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f): 2:52pm On Nov 09, 2021
kokaiye:
TEAM MARCH 2O22 ROLL CALL

Welcome to a new month,the month of NOVEMBER...

Gallant teamies,how are we all doing? I hope u aint angry at me coming late to call attendance... mk una no vex... How r we all feeling now... i hope we r all feeling baby movement little by little now cheesy.. Our little one don dey show face n i am sure sm of us dt ve early date of EDD don dey feel am well cheesy.. Mk we tnk God 4 dt oo... feeling wey b like dt na ogbonge feelings say yea, baby is doing well eehhh.. cheesy

Hope we are regular with our antenatal visits plus our routine drugs? Pls eeh,do baby the favour of taking your drugs as well as fruits...

Pls if you ve knw ur baby sex pls do tell but if u dont wanna, its cool n if its BABY SURPRISE signify ... Tnk u 4 understanding.

Most of us here have been MIA,pls come online,lets know you are fine by answering ur roll call ehn? it shall be well 4 all of us ooo mamas.

The good God that has brought us this far will surely see us through to the end ##AMEN.....
Oya,catwalk and answer present......
.
NAMES.....................................EDD....................... SEX

1. ShutupareyouGOD...........03/01.................. XY

2. Marimaar.............................03/12

3. Funky123....,.........................03/22

4. kokaiye..................................03/24

5. Ewaifeoluwa........................ 03/25

6. Ashabi08..........................,..... 03/31

7. MummyNeto.........................03/08...XX + XY

8. Richwifey................................03/25..............XY

##TeamMarch2022
##Teampreggyandgallant
##TeamSwift and safe delivery
##TeamOluwaNoni....
Hi cappo, Update gender to Baby Boy.....DH has won this first round grin grin grin
TravelRe: Uk Student Visa/tier 4 Pbs - Your Questions Answered Part 6 by Funky123(f): 7:11pm On Nov 07, 2021
ibk5891:
Which bank re u talking about pls?
Union bank
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f): 10:24am On Nov 06, 2021
kokaiye:
Goodmorning my fellow waddling mamas, how una dey? Hope u r all fine... We and our LO will all be fine insha allah. Abeg ooo, i dont know y i keep having dis ache on my hips anytime i lay down on my side... If i laydown on my left hips na serious ache, i turn to right d ache shift to right as well... N na every 30mins... If i dont standup frm bed d ache bcm worst down to my legs... Omo!!! Dis is annoying cs i cnt seems to sleep one hr straight without aching n turning left n right, cnt sleep on my back bcs its not gud 4 d baby... N where i am, u cant c doctors or midwives anyhow, seeing dem is based on appointments n their appointments date long like opa moses... Imagin d last time i saw a doctor was wen i was in week 12... Paracetamol sef dont work... B4 i got pregnant thou i developed wat is called scatica, dt is pain frm back, to waist,to hips straight down to leg... N i think it has got worst bcs of pregnancy... Omo!!! Mk God help me oooo!!!!
This your package ehn, sorry about that
Maybe you should book appointment Incase it doesn't go before then so they will be able to prescribe what can work for you. I would have advice if you can get those pregnancy sleeping pillow maybe it will reduce
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f): 10:20am On Nov 06, 2021
kokaiye:
Morning teamie ojere.... The baby isnt low ooo, it is where its suppose be... If its low, u would have been told by d sonographer d last time u went 4 scan... Stay positive mama.
Okay ma'am
thank you
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f): 8:12am On Nov 06, 2021
kokaiye:
TEAM MARCH 2O22 ROLL CALL

Welcome to a new month,the month of NOVEMBER...

Gallant teamies,how are we all doing? I hope u aint angry at me coming late to call attendance... mk una no vex... How r we all feeling now... i hope we r all feeling baby movement little by little now cheesy.. Our little one don dey show face n i am sure sm of us dt ve early date of EDD don dey feel am well cheesy.. Mk we tnk God 4 dt oo... feeling wey b like dt na ogbonge feelings say yea, baby is doing well eehhh.. cheesy

Hope we are regular with our antenatal visits plus our routine drugs? Pls eeh,do baby the favour of taking your drugs as well as fruits...

Pls if you ve knw ur baby sex pls do tell but if u dont wanna, its cool n if its BABY SURPRISE signify ... Tnk u 4 understanding.

Most of us here have been MIA,pls come online,lets know you are fine by answering ur roll call ehn? it shall be well 4 all of us ooo mamas.

The good God that has brought us this far will surely see us through to the end ##AMEN.....
Oya,catwalk and answer present......
.
NAMES.....................................EDD....................... SEX

1. ShutupareyouGOD...........03/01.................. XY

2. Marimaar.............................03/12

3. Funky123....,.........................03/22

4. kokaiye..................................03/23

5. Ewaifeoluwa........................ 03/25

6. Ahabi08..........................,..... UNKNOWN

##TeamMarch2022
##Teampreggyandgallant
##TeamSwift and safe delivery
##TeamOluwaNoni....
Good morning Cappo, we are doing fine from this end, sex not confirmed yet because it wasn't clear the last scan so hoping to know by next week when I go for Anomaly Scan

Seems am carrying low because it always feel like my baby is in the down region,I don't know why sha

The kick is already regular even at night when I don't sleepy, be like they don't sleep in there undecided undecided
Safest delivery to us all
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f):
Expectantmom:
Thanks teamie but I can be inconsistent sometimes and as such, won't hold the post of cappo well. Can you please be our cappo?
Congratulations to us as we are graduating into the second trimester.
You are consistent, heaven don choose you so accept with your full chest
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f): 11:34am On Nov 05, 2021
Ashabi08:
Hi mamas.
Im new here.
Team March.
Pls welcome me o grin
Welcome teamie
safe delivery to us all
HealthRe: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by Funky123(f): 9:25pm On Nov 03, 2021
[quote author=AyodejiSugar

Abeg help me out so that I can quickly commence the journey of treatments if there will be any.

Gracias[/quote]Even though I can't see it well but the motility and morphology I'd not looking good, you need at least 50% active motility for sperm to swim to her uterus

Number 1 advice I have for you is that don't get yourself too worked up, infertility works with mind and emotions

Try to reach out to a good pharmacy so they can recommend drugs for you to boast it
Try to eat walnut
watermelon blended with it's seeds
you can add supplements like Zinc and vitamin C( my husband used Naturesfield Zinc, vitamin C and D then)

I believe with good drugs and trust God he will make it happen, last year December we had 0 motility, 0 morphology and low count too.....It wasn't easy on its side but God came through by July I take in.
So no worries Oko iyawo grin grin
HealthRe: Help! I'm Addicted To Bread And Beans by Funky123(f): 7:11pm On Oct 26, 2021
At least you are not addicted to smoking or drinking, bread and beans is a rich man food you no sabi how much beans cost now, even bread don add money
TravelRe: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 2) by Funky123(f): 3:13pm On Oct 26, 2021
deept:
Everyone is entitled to their opinions and they are taken and well respected in this thread. You do not agree, state your

I know what's possible in real estate in the Uk, i have done a bit myself even these days when it is even a lot more expensive not to talk of years ago when she started. That property he posted at £800k , 10 years ago could have osted £300k and you do not need to fork out 300k to buy. There was a time in the UK you could buy property without having to put down a deposit. So potentially you could have bought that flat for nothing and be up £500k in profit over the period.

Let's be quick to hear and slow to respond. Nobody is obligated to reply anybody here. I believe in people respecting one another even if it is afaceless forum.
I don’t understand the attack Sir, or maybe I am not the one you are supposed to mention, I was only telling him weather someone has enter plane or not you can have opinion on something, and it’s that phrase I was against
I don’t have issue with any body opinion, what’s my own, am here to learn one or two things or get clarity and move
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f): 3:10pm On Oct 26, 2021
kokaiye:
lol.... No worries teamie.... Na hormones dey cause am ooooo
My mind is at peace, Safe delivery to us all
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f): 3:08pm On Oct 26, 2021
kokaiye:
so... U want to chance ur cappo... Ano go gree ooo shocked
No vex, you no quick talk now grin grin
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f): 3:07pm On Oct 26, 2021
[quote author=joliefille post=107074860][/quote]Yay, I have a birthday mate
Congratulations
TravelRe: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 2) by Funky123(f): 9:06pm On Oct 25, 2021
IamE:
Uzomarrr123 and Ticha are 2 different individuals.
You wey never enter international flight wan dey condemn them.
Be wise.
Pick the lesson from their experiences.
Home is anywhere you find peace.
If not for family some of us will throw away our passport once we leave the shore of this country.
Besides, Building a commercial house in 9ja is nothing compared to having a commercial house abroad..
So because you never enter international flight you are not entitled to your own opinion right, that line is not needed, everyone is learning weather you have entered flight or not
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f): 4:44pm On Oct 25, 2021
Halcyon123:
Team February, where una dey? @ whyworryPH oya oh,come and share this doughnuts for our team mates,if e remain,just kuku dash team March grin
I will carry the remaining for team march angry
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f): 4:40pm On Oct 25, 2021
kokaiye:
Pregnancy nightmares are real embarassed... I keep having dem everynight since i got pregnant.... N they are so scary ha ... Thou, i had dem wit my first pregnancy but not as much as dis one... Dis one is like it is waitin 4 me to close my eyes... Pls tell me i aint d only one experiencing this embarassed
Today hubby raised his head to see me kneeling beside bed praying, rebuking bad dreams

Na wa ooo, even afternoon Is not exempted

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