₦airaland Forum

Lifebender:
Thank you Unibenstudent
This is the question of the century;Whom do our baes call with the airtym we sent them.
I remember Ngozi just now.That bae magamugudized mii like hell.
She sucked mii like a br3ast feeding moma
Made mii a debtor like Uncle Sam(US)
Decreased ma worth like Dangote.
Depreciate my value like Nigeria,
Turned mii to GTB/FCMB ATM machine.
I cant count the numbers of card i sent her.Yeah i mean voucher.Each and evrytime i only get a flash as a confirmation she has seen it.I'll even use the remaining airtym meant to call ma mum to call her.
The jazz blew on her when i went thru her call records one day and i saw one man she used all airtym i sent her to call.One ALHAJI she claimed ti's her uncle.
That bae ehn,God polish her wherever she went,

vheMa:
Guys it isn't correct.

NB: you can only use TAKING,when the action is still going on/on going,but in this case the deceased is no more(it will automatically become past tense)

I:E woman dies after TAKEN poisoned soup...yada yada yada

Is take understood,students

Kingblingz:
Pls don't shake ur head o,even b4 her birthdae sef,she go dey use style dey tell me say she wants dis nd dat,I will try my best nd get her d important once buh during ma own na BOXERs nd SINGLET bcoz during her's pants nd Bra scarce

vheMa:
pardon me pls but it sounds funny to me

Woman dies after mistakenly [size=30]taking[/size] poisoned food prepared for cheating husband

Am I d only seeing that expensive mistake
Abi I no sabi english any longer

Kingblingz:
My boo be buying me Boxers nd Singlet as if na car wash I wan open wey I go wear dem work! Smh

sexylogan:


In reality, I would never slap my sweet lady...I truly love her too much to
raise my hand against her.

sexylogan:
i go slap-slap am til my hand start to pain me...then i go continue with the other hand. Shey na she go chop most of the money

kitnah:
I wont slap him o

FLAWLES:
I LL SLAP HIM 10 TIMES;

nnafather:
You had better go and marry before it is too late. His mother feeds him and he is lazy? If he marries you, won't he feed you? Lazy girl.

oluwafemi113:
By God grace is goan be a positive change

oluwafemi113:
Too bad









Am never in support of this



Meanwhile we need act fast by marching out uncle jonathan in somedays time..........

Change is all we need for better Nigeria.....
Vote for Positive Change
Vote APC for better tomorrow

oluwafemi113:
Too bad









Am never in support of this



Meanwhile we need act fast by marching out uncle jonathan in somedays time..........

Change is all we need for better Nigeria.....
Vote for Positive Change
Vote APC for better tomorrow

Ayoakinkahunsi:
i did sharply

Ayoakinkahunsi:
Sad
Can't even look twice

hungryboy:
Gosh,
the same heartless idiats who did this to a petty thief will be hailing the politicians when the come to his neighbourhood
Thats why i always tell people, if u want to be a thief, get a gun, get african protection, get a formidable team,
dont be a petty thief cos petty thieves get burnt or disfigured