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searching4love:



THIS IS WHY I WILL NEVER MARRY A NIGERIAN LADY. THEY ARE FULL OF IMMORALITY AND NOT ASHAMED TO DISPLAY IT IMAGINE A GIRL BITCHING RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER FAMILY AND INLAWS. THIS IS A SHAME AND I WILL RATHER DIE SINGLE

STORY!! and what is d guy doing as well?? like its only d girl u av to comment about, right?

like Goodluck rice..this must be Goodluck bread as well....Wahala for Naija! chaii

redvektor:
Hmmm she young sha at that age but o.p if u see my grand mother u go fink say na dis woman born her and she is jos 90 i for upload pic but na nokia touch i day use

lolzz ....why u too dey lie like dis, bro

lolz.....dis guy na real obi akpo....no dare!

Hehehehehe....na wa for una oo....why una come dey deny d man im right to freedom of association kwanu? abi na una go marry d spiritual being ni?. # lolz...d man don lost im number6 jor

praxs:
her character and will determine if i will trust her. moreover, u and i both knw that meeting elsewhere is the general and normal way people meet. you get to know each, things starting to work out beautifully, the trust gradually starts to develop. but social network, i hardly can trust that person deeply

Well, its ur own point of view....maybe other people will say otherwise

praxs:
it has happened, its happening and it will continue to happen. but personally, i will find it difficult to trust that person wholeheartedly becoz, am sure am not the only person she might have met on social network and probably will continue meeting others behind my back

and supposedly you met her elsewhere other than social network...... would u be guaranteed dat u are d only person she may have met and will continue seeing afterwards and then wholeheartedly trust her

Marriage is the only school where you get the certificate before you start. It's also a school where you will never graduate. It's a school without a break or a free period. It's a school where no one is allowed to drop out. It's a school you will have to attend everyday of your life. It's a school where there is no sick leave or holidays. It's a school founded by God.
On the foundation of LOVE
The walls are made out of TRUST
The door made out of ACCEPTANCE
The windows made out of UNDERSTANDING
The furniture made out of BLESSINGS
The roof made out of FAITH.
Be reminded that you are just a student and not the principal. God is the only principal.
Even in the time of storms, don't be unwise and run outside. Keep in mind that, this school is the safest place to be.
Never forget the C-word...communicate!
Communicate to your classmate (Spouse) and to the principal.
If you find out something in your classmate that you do not appreciate....remember, your classmate is also just a student not a graduate and God is not yet finished with him/her yet....so, take it as a challenge and work on it together!
Do not forget to study the Holy Book (the main textbook of this school)
Start each day with a sacred assembly and end it the same way.
Sometimes you feel like not attending classes, yet you have to.
When tempted to quit......find courage and continue.
Some tests and exams may be tough but remember the principal knows how much you can bear and yet, its a school better than any other.
Peace, joy and happiness accompany each lesson of the day. Different subjects are offered in this school.... yet love is the major subject.
After all the years of theorizing about it, now you have a chance to practice it!
To be loved is a good thing, but to love is the greatest privilege of them all.
Marriage is a place of love, so love your spouse.

dovelike:
Congrats sister. People like you are the answers to all Nigeria ' s problems

Not those people that say 21 million Nigerians are mentally retarded.

Hehehehe.....no be small insult oo

Just passing by.....una well done oo

jmoore:
Never a real guy, huh? I do none of them.

Your cousin dey smoke weed?

lol....take am easy nah...haba!
anyway..na who we go ask say u no dey do any of these?

My cousin bro once told me that hardly would you find a guy who doesn't smoke, drink beer or womanize. That any guy who doesn't engage in any of these.... is never a real guy. How true is it?

Sleekydee:
Better com and pay for my MB I wasted to view this post...

lolzz...na him send u message? he even said 'photos' but I'm only seeing 'photo'

Uummm.....don't worry, I'll answer u whenever I fall out of it, cos, right now....I'm still much in love with "him" #winks

xynerise:
I will pretend I didn't notice but will still go ahead with the assignment and that will be the last assignment I will solve for her.

Hehehehe.....ka'm nukwa! assignment ko assignment ni

Maamin:
Hian!...guys dont do the materialistic lies like push-up bras #checked, butt pads #checked, lipsticks #checked, eyeshadows #checked, foundations, nail polish, eyeleads, high heels, silicon boobs, brazilian hairs or extensions#All checked!...need I say more ?





Guys in the house can I get an Amen!

bro forget all these....after all its done sometimes to please d guys. but believe me....lie na lie no matter how it was lied, if u doubt me.....then wait till d judgement day to confirm it.

Maamin:
Girls been lying with butt pad since 1215 B.C just to get laid.





















But is allowed anyway

for once bro, admit dat guys equally lie like say tomorrow no dey!

Enegod:
I don't beat women...so, no need for her learning kung-fu

ok oo....may Jah bless u for dat

Tallesty1:
Get my grandfather's cane and flog the hell out of her flat butt

Say wetin happen nah? no be u she wan please ni? cos I bet u won't hesitate to go for those dat have it abundantly.. #Hehehehehe

Enegod:
trust me... a very good advice

Eeh...ok nah. just get ready for ur gf or ur wife
..#lols...just joking

Guys, be honest here please...
What would you do when you want to get laid of your girlfriend or "a flirt" and you found out that she was wearing Nyash (artificial buttock)

Enegod:
to go and learn kung-fu or tai-chi to contain the situation

Hehehehehe....I no fit comment!. sorry....I no fit shout oo #lols

Seriously... this man looks ill and grave-calling to me! sure say im still get strength for d presidential tasks if by chance he wins

funny but sometimes irritating.... had dis friend of mine then ( just a friend though)....his chat would always be thus:
how are you?
how was your day?
how mum and dad?
have you eaten?
how is your health?....hehehehe...my dear, at a time I became bored and irritated by all these his jamb questions and blocked him jeejee

Exactly @ Op.... these actually annoy me like hell! especially the:
1."I love u"...seriously.. like d guy dey crase ni? somebody u haven't met for d first time!
2."Using her as DP"...Hehehehe...there he don mess everything up because that wouldn't do magic nah.
3."Can we meet" for what nah? we get any appointment ni?
5."I want to marry u" this is really d worst part of it all!....like I told him dat I'm desperately in need of a husband?? and all of a sudden, he appeared and was like" here I am, I want to marry u"!...# absolutely rubbish!

missjenna:
Yes it works for cheap and purposeless ladies
This stuff can't work on me. I am an independent and purpose driven woman. I ride the vehicle of my life. I can never take the back seat.

If I dont want to pick your call,I won't.
Nothing will make me

You're on point....thumbs up

Lordabas:
She's grown up now & ready to start a meaningful relationship.
Tenks

So, why do u still seek for advise? since u're turning down people's advises here

zick19:
Gone are the days of our great great great great great grand fathers.... They were stronger then, but now wetin 99years old man wan fvck again

Lol...no fvcking, na miracle things dis time around

lol ...at 39....Op, sackusender oo

zick19:
99!!!!! *faints

Hahahahaha....@99. bro, no dey faint yet...maybe u go father Isaac again, live longer dan Methuselah..#still laughing oo

OohMpa:
[color=#808000]Go back to office, tell him to touch your bwest, pless it hard, veli veli hard with two hands until you take photo while he plessing it. Come back here and uproad the photo otherwise we won't berieve you [/color]

Lol.....silly u

Ok....Seen!