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Forum GamesRe: Three Words You See In The Picture by Funkychic(f): 10:43pm On Mar 13, 2015
Honesty
Friends
Power
Fun
Forum GamesRe: Three Words You See In The Picture by Funkychic(f): 10:38pm On Mar 13, 2015
Sanchez01:
Of all things, you saw money... Chai! Ladies!
na wa for you oo...what do u mean by dat?
PoliticsRe: What Could Be Running In The Mind Of Amaechis' Wife (picture)? by Funkychic(f): 7:29pm On Mar 13, 2015
ozoigbondu:
She will be saying ’i am surrounded by idiots and failures........why is my husband following this sai buhari character around' grin
Lolz... exactly
CelebritiesRe: Afia Schwarzenegger, Ghanaian OPA Wants To Marry Don Jazzy by Funkychic(f): 12:54pm On Mar 13, 2015
why Don Jazzy come look like meturu'm ebere here nah
CelebritiesRe: Chioma Chukwuka-Akpotha Turns 35, Releases Hot New Photos by Funkychic(f): 5:34pm On Mar 12, 2015
searching4love:
undecided


ALL I SEE IS AN UGLY, FAKE, OVERRATED IGBO PROSTITUTE HIDING UNDER THE TITLE "ACTRESS" DESPITE HAVING A FAILED CAREER undecided


Next!!!! angry
Enemy of good things! must u comment? RUBBISH!
RomanceRe: I Just Made Love To A Married Woman Today. God Forgive Me! by Funkychic(f): 5:28pm On Mar 12, 2015
Na wa for you oo. Anyway, God go forgive u cos u really need am jor
CrimeRe: Alleged Fast Food Ritualist Apprehended In Imo State by Funkychic(f): 10:45am On Mar 12, 2015
Na wa for Waec oo
Nairaland GeneralRe: PHOTO: What Will You Do If You See This In Your Room? by Funkychic(f): 10:22am On Mar 12, 2015
Op...make I see am first and I go tell u wetin I go do with am shaa
AgricultureRe: Photo: Man Using Cow Urine To Bath by Funkychic(f): 4:02pm On Mar 10, 2015
BeeBeeOoh:
This is the more reason why you should say NO to that cattle rearer that is looking for his certificate..



Ab.oki na Abo.ki even if he applies bleaching cream..
Lol
Jokes EtcRe: Photo:if You Were This Man What Would You Do? by Funkychic(f): 3:06pm On Mar 10, 2015
Lol....d thunder wey go fire dat nurse still dey do press up cos me go remove dat syringe and chook am for her body
RomanceRe: Guys Only by Funkychic(op): 10:21pm On Mar 09, 2015
dahreyM:
as i dey c u so, u sef go dey wear yansh. let me open up to u, my instinct says dis scenario u stated abv happened to u. hw true is dat?
guy ur instinct na just wash!
EducationRe: Fun Test: Name the Parts of the Body in Your Language! by Funkychic(f): 9:25pm On Mar 09, 2015
musicwriter:
I double as a musician and a researcher. I'm conducting a research to prove how studying sciences in a foreign language have distorted the minds of Africans and therefore is not allowing us learn sciences naturally. And this's why Africa cannot develop scientifically, technologically and therefore cannot industrialize.

I know there are many Africans of various nationalities on this forum and I want you do me a little favour. I want you to name the below parts of the body in your native language. Languages such as Yoruba, Hausa, Swahili, Igbo, Zulu, e.t.c, any African language. You can be part of this research from any country in Africa as long as you can speak and write one African language, it doesn't matter what African country you come from.

Also, if you have a friend or associate who speak and write any major native African language other than yours, please have them also name the body parts in their native dialects. I need to name the body parts in as many native African dialects as I can find for this research.

I'm not saying you should print them. Simply look at the photos, and write them down as below.

1. Hair (.............)ntutu isi
2. Eyes (.............)anya
3. Ears (.............)nti
4. Nose (.............)imi
5. Chest (.............)obi
6. Stomach (.............)afo
7. Fingers (.............)mkpisi aka
8. Knee (.............)ikpere ukwu
9. Toes (.............)mkpuru ukwu
10. Head (.............)isi
11. Mouth (.............)onu
12. Shoulder (.............)ubu aka
13. Arm (.............)aka
14. Hand (.............)aka
15. Leg (.............)ukwu
16. Foot (.............)ike ukwu
.........................
17. Cheek (.............)nti(upper vowel sound)
18. Adam's apple (.............)
19. Breast (.............)ara
20. Umbilicus (.............)
21. Abdomen (.............)
22. Groin (.............)
23. Penis (.............)amu
24. Vagina (.............)otu(lower vowel sound)
25. Thigh (.............)mpata ukwu
26. Calf (.............)
27. Ankle (.............)
28. Forehead (.............)egedege ihu
29. Chin (.............)
30. Shoulder (.............)ubu aka
31. Arm (.............)
32. Elbow (.............)
33. Forearm (.............)
34. Wrist (.............)

If anybody had any doubts about the opening paragraph, the doubts will clear from their minds immediately they realize they cannot even afford to name all parts of their body in their own language.

Thanks and I will wait for your answers. Again, see the pictures for more information.
Lolz....hope say I don try. Oya, Igbo guys/girls in d huz make una help me complete am oo
FamilyRe: Why You Should CALL Your Parents Now. (A Touching Photo) by Funkychic(f): 3:07pm On Mar 04, 2015
missbehave247:
NL self..... Anyway I was here
ur username sef.... I tire
CelebritiesRe: What Is Wrong With This Lady's Dress To An Event? by Funkychic(f): 7:14am On Mar 04, 2015
Op...are u asking or you're answering? cos I no dat even a blind man knows dat everything is wrong with dis Ashi's dressing!...Jezzzzz
RomanceRe: If You Behave In These 3 Ways Around Girls, They Will Hate You Like Crazy by Funkychic(f): 10:36pm On Mar 01, 2015
wait oo....all these people posting "10 ways to make a girl fall for u, 3 reasons why a girl will turn u down" and stuffs like dat... una be prophets so?.
na how una wan take know? abi una no know say...one man food na another man's poison?
Christianity EtcRe: Is Smoking A Sin? by Funkychic(f): 12:11pm On Mar 01, 2015
orbis:
I'm not talking about weed or marijuana or other drugs but simply stuffs like Benson and London cigarettes . I am a bit confused on this. Please can more enlightened members throw more light on t
hmmmm....seems like u dey draw d smoke too. if u don't want to draw anymore, kindly stop and not seeking if its a sin before you'd stop. and what if majority here comment dat it isn't a sin, u keep on, I guess? and what about d harm u really know it does to ur system, huh?
CrimeRe: Girl Kills Self After Boyfriend Dumped Her For Best Friend(Graphic Photos) by Funkychic(f): 12:05pm On Mar 01, 2015
martyns303:
My God, that was very wrong of you. Emotion is one of the most difficult thing to control. Have you ever felt hopeless, frustrated, bitter, depressed and see no reason to live for? You don't know her story or pain, so don't seat at your comfort and call people names. You don't know what people have to go through.

we have only heard that her guy dumped her, we don't know for how many years they have dated, the plans they have made, the sacrifice she had made, the pains and joy she had.

If you have never felt real pain to the point where you have thought about ending your life, then you have no idea what pain is.

For all those going through hard times, please talk to someone.

Not everyone we see with a smile is doing alright.
my dear , tell them dat never understands before commenting trash sometimes
CrimeRe: Girl Kills Self After Boyfriend Dumped Her For Best Friend(Graphic Photos) by Funkychic(f): 12:00pm On Mar 01, 2015
Rest in peace nne..... but come, hope d stupid guy dat caused dis has also learnt not to use ladies and dump them for their besties..huh?
Christianity EtcRe: WOMEN, The Major Problem Of Churches In Terms Of Dressing by Funkychic(f): 11:52am On Mar 01, 2015
berepiki:
Some people despise some good churches(winners, Christ embassy etc) today because of the way the women dress despite the sound doctrine preached....

Some people don't care what's happening inside the church, all they see is the indecent dressing of a fraction of the women...I believe in liberty and freedom to dress but women should not abuse it.

In Deeper Life church it seems you must be born again in dressing first before u even go for altar call..I believe Salvation should start from the content (spirit and soul) to the container (the body)... ROM. 12:2...Matt 23:25-26. Jesus recommends that you clean within the cup first...then you clean the outside. So because of this some churches have given women the freedom to dress but some women are abusing it and spoiling the name of the church. I'm not talking about trousers and covering of hair because a lot of churches differ on that with various biblical backup. And this has generated a lot of arguments.

My own take on trousers is that, women have their own trouser fashioned according to their shape. So it's not a man's attire because a man can't wear a female trouser... There are some clothes that are unisex. I guess culture determines what's male or female attire. In the bible some prophets wore skirts like men in Scotland. Nigerians wear trouser today because we've adopted the western culture. Today nobody wears beans bag or animal skin or leaves... civilization has taken over but we should reject the bad ones and take the good ones... So my opinion: woman should wear decent trouser with a top that goes down and covers their Barcelona very well... U can wear leggings but wear a long top that gets to the knee.

So the Main issue is INDECENT DRESSING.. Opening of CLEAVAGE, THIGHS and very skimpy and transparent dresses. Women should not allow themselves to be used as tools in the hand of the devil. Fashion should be what you are wearing and not the places you are exposing... Clothes are meant to cover our unclothedness and not to expose some delicate parts of our bodies...

IF YOU FEEL FREEDOM IN DEEPER LIFE or any other church that has dressing laws at the gate of the church IT'S OKAY BUT IF YOU FEEL CAGED THEN YOU ARE STILL DIRTY INSIDE... YOU WILL KNOW IF YOU ARE TRUELY HOLY WEN YOU ARE ALONE AND FREE FROM THE EYES OF PEOPLE THAT KNOW YOU... Salvation is actually freedom to do the RIGHT thing and not enslavement.

Imagine If Winners or Christ embassy has only men as members, what will people use to judge them in terms of appearance because there's no difference between men in deeper life and men winners in terms of dressing. The men are always well covered. With a suit or coat, a man is well dressed for church or work.... Women should cover up not because they are forced to but because they are willing and want to be decent because of the understanding of the Word of God that they have.

Exposing your body makes you look like a harlot, you loose your dignity in the eyes of real men and you might send a lot of men to HELL because of the LUST-signals you're sending...

I am a friend of women but I must tell them the bitter truth.
UNDISPUTED! @ OP...u are 120% right!
CrimeRe: Picture Of The 20 Year Old Okada Rider That Raped A Pregnant Corps Member by Funkychic(f): 9:10pm On Feb 28, 2015
Sodiumdawg:
MAKE DEM JUUUST DONATE DE GUY GIVE ONE UNIVERSITY SCHOOL FOR MELECINE!

JUST TO DO LIVE ANATOMY LESSIN!

PROF: OWOLABI!

STUDENT : YESSHA!

PROF: PLEASE COME AND EXPOSE THE SUBJECT'S GLUTEUS MAXIMUS!

RAPER GUY: YEEEEEEEH! MOGBEEEEEOOOOO! ARRRRRRGH!
Hehehehehe
FamilyRe: Help! I Am Being Physically Abused By My Wife! What Will I Do? by Funkychic(f): 5:56pm On Feb 28, 2015
searching4love:
Sohuh undecided
so you get ready
FamilyRe: Help! I Am Being Physically Abused By My Wife! What Will I Do? by Funkychic(f): 5:35pm On Feb 28, 2015
Hehehehe....wey searching4love and his 'teamforeigngirls'? ....hope una dey read dis thread so?
RomanceRe: The Most Promiscuous Female Species In The World by Funkychic(f): 9:18pm On Feb 27, 2015
seriously @ searching4love....what's with u and Nigerian girls/ladies? I'm now beginning to wonder if ur mum or any of ur Nigerian girlfriends has committed any abominable thing dat u find it too difficult to ERASE from ur mind ur entire life....just say what ur problem is, so we'll know where to help u from.
RomanceRe: Photo: Will You Accept This Gift? by Funkychic(f): 3:35pm On Feb 25, 2015
lolz.... d person is not yet serious hating me cos me I go collect am, chop am and clean mouth
RomanceRe: Why You Shouldn't Marry Non-Virgins by Funkychic(f): 10:08am On Feb 25, 2015
You are above 15 and still a virgin? don't worry, still come back here and give ur testimony before or when u reach 30.. Shey u be guy?
FamilyRe: The School Called MARRIAGE by Funkychic(op): 9:52am On Feb 25, 2015
Cutehector:
lol u really hav a wonderful nose. grin
Eehee nah
FamilyRe: The School Called MARRIAGE by Funkychic(op): 9:23am On Feb 25, 2015
Cutehector:
This thread is dry. sad
its not meant for u bro....cos I can perceive you're still single....
Nairaland GeneralRe: Hidden Meanings Behind These 10 COMMON Dreams. by Funkychic(f): 7:31am On Feb 25, 2015
think say na beta explanations sef.... mtchewww
RomanceRe: Can You Fall In Love With Someone You Have Never Met?? by Funkychic(f): 7:22am On Feb 25, 2015
praxisnetworks:
Cynthia Osukogu......
diddydiva Chizzy20, missjenna, Funkychic, texybaby, Nneka123, lanicky, Midehi, justwise, Cutehector

https://www.nairaland.com/1025841/how-killed-cynthia-osukogu-suspects

if I had my way I will ban all of you for a very loonnnng time. angry angry angry
@praxisnetwork.....what I do? can't u read between d lines and understand before quoting me, huh?
FamilyRe: Does Your Spouse Know Your Username On Nairaland Forum? by Funkychic(f): 1:59pm On Feb 24, 2015
Toaskarity:
What that heck! How is this anyone business
that your husband or whoever knows your
Phucking password! Oh my god! Tomorrow
You will come to open a thread if your mother
knows your father p.or.n site password!!

Why in heaven! Did I stupidly even open this
thread and stupidly even read the first comment.
And then, stupidly commented, abi?....so funny
FamilyRe: Checkout How Couples Who Met At The Club Dance At Their Wedding - Photo by Funkychic(f): 12:37pm On Feb 24, 2015
searching4love:
undecided


THIS IS WHY I WILL NEVER MARRY A NIGERIAN LADY. THEY ARE FULL OF IMMORALITY AND NOT ASHAMED TO DISPLAY IT undecided IMAGINE A GIRL BITCHING RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER FAMILY AND INLAWS. THIS IS A SHAME AND I WILL RATHER DIE SINGLE undecided
STORY!! and what is d guy equally doing?? like its only d girl u av to comment on, right?

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