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Na wa for Waec oo!!...

Hehehehehe....wonders shall never end. na d pot of soup dey im hand so

Op, na wetin u mean? before nko, e no dey go church??

Hmmmm.....I can not read all this ooh, biko no vex

Nice one Op. but wait make I graduate first, and I will be conscious of all these, I promise!

ferdimako:
everything h
as changed oh.

yea, computer age I guess...where everything is possible.... ok nah

And what in d world was d guy even thinking Letting a girl propose to him and he even accepted, I guess. bro, ur self esteem don get low be dat oo # just saying tho

emusmith:
I strongly perceive

Ok oo

sexaddict08:
wetin concern me now
No, jst tell me hw this news take concern me....
Fu.uck u op

acting as if u were forced to comment...# Abeg clear road for me joor

emusmith:
What if you are the Right One?

Hahahaha....maybe u ask God dat

immortalvoices:
I kissed dating goodbye for the past 8month...I'm more than any lady could ask for but maybe I haven't meet the right one so I dey calm down na

Eeyaa....don't worry...right one on d way #just trust

Achilies:
whenever I remember my childhood days I feel like crying.
Gone are are the days when life was simple and fun.

Me and my friends used to have this competition on how long can one go without bath. I went 6weeks without a bath..

I used to kidnapped head of fish from my mother's restaurant every day till she got fed up and bought 300 naira head of fish for me to eat (1988) . At fist I was happy but after eating like 15 piece I was the one begging and promising to stop stealing head of fish. Which I stopped but I started kidnapping meat

At 14 I lost my vaginity to a 35 years old woman. It lasted for 20 seconds

Dis one na real confession..... #lol

pussypounder:
I usually disturb our neighbor pressing there bell and running away, till it got faulty and i pressed it and it shocked me, i decided that not only me was going to get the electric shock so i called my short friend to press the bell, he was not able to reach it so i carried him and it shocked the both of us

Hehehehehe......childish mentality

immortalvoices:
I dey bank...make I pay in first my oga I go con comment

....I'm back...

Oga emusmith, if after applying all the listed above and the relationship is declining faster than van gaal's manchester united tactics and mid- field...erm what next bikozienu?!?

Lol...u keep trying d more nah. No harm in trying, they say

DeWisedon:
bia op,u tink say na everyboby dey use bb subscribtion here,see as u jst waste my remaining 2 mb now.

on tv,put bovi'z comedy ,start laughing nd also wondering if itz true dat a woman returned 12 minllion naira in naija

Lol.....no mind him oo

Ok@Op, I hear u.....so can u then hook me with a guy with these, abi u get d qualities..#just saying

rhames:
Why is this making front page news?

I tire for Mods dem oo

Hiaa, Ooooh....nothing wey una no go post for dis nairaland. na how dis take concern op nah....mtcheeeew! one day wetin pesin go see na....Duncan f*cking Tontoh (see photos)

diddydiva:
and the op?

he is not sure yet he impregnated the lady. Now flash backs are coming back.

like I said I don't blame him but the gullible lady

well, I av no advice for either of dem....ha kpezie nke oma. Dats all

diddydiva:
you are wicked!!!

Face the truth. You got back with her to revenge.

you planned it all.

Anyways I don't blame u but the gullible lady who can't make her no a no.

it's truly your decision so make it.

never seen any wicked act in dis by d Op...d girl fell for him again because of her love for money. I don't think d girl loves d guy if not his money which she will not hesitate to leave him if eventually d money's not there again .....Op, guess self advice is better

Tandullceblog:
What kind of qualities are these

Lol....I tire oo

And how does this affect my G.P, abi d price of garri in d market?.....mtchewww!

olopan:
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Please use a sharp object like broken bottle or razor blade for easy scratch on your screen.

Don't bother to thank me...

What are friends for?

lols.....funny you

Absoj:
onisekuse

meaning??

Story for the gods......no time for this shit jor

My wonderful girlfriend and I have been dating for over a year and so we decided to get married. But there was only one little thing bothering me.......it was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective 21year old sister in-law, she would always wear tight mini skirts, and often times was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she is close to me, and I always get more than a nice view.
One day, she called me and asked me to come over and check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. And she whispered to me that she has feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I get married and commit my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said; I'm going upstairs to my room, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go upstairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and headed straight to the front door.
I opened and behold my future family standing outside! all clapping!.
With tears in his eyes, my father in law hugged me and said:"we are very happy that you have passed our little test, we couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family!"
I smiled and heaved a sigh of relief because I was actually heading to my car to get my condoms....NA GOD SAVE ME OO!!

100Cents:
Your observation is true.

Igbo girls and their parents are too materialistic. For me, I aint wasting any money on big ceremonies..

I will make my male children marry at 25 and female 23..

you will?? Goodness! not even you have. time is going oo, bro

Op, guess u wouldn't have a hard time googling that question. And I'm pretty sure it will give you d best answer to your question

mkpakanaodogwu:
am sory.INCORRECT

Lolz....exactly

Sheikwonder:
What right have you got to question her poetry when you do not even spell correctly? It's not "sought of poem",it's "SORT OF POEM"....

my dear...help me ask and correct her oo....I tire for her!

hifaif:
Another hopeless mofo trying her hands at poetry. Flat fhuck. You guys are just mutherfhucking mediocre poets. Leave poetry alone, haba.

must u comment? can't u just peep and pass like a gentleman u claimed to be....haba!!

seriousbabe:
what sought of poem is this

Op, dont you know what poetry is?
Any guy that writes me this sought of poem will definitely get a slap
#rubbish

oh girl! u really don't need to comment
u can just scroll your ass up and pass..simple!