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Romance / Re: My Lagos Pals And Their Gra Gra by funkydot(f): 1:35pm On Dec 06, 2007
@ Poster
So the moral of your story? angry
Romance / Re: So How Do You Tell If A Guy Likes You by funkydot(f): 1:30pm On Dec 06, 2007
@ jkpretty
He's just all over u.

your pix is all over his phone, his laptop, e.t.c

He wants to show u off, to everyone that cares


Bull, guys will do all that just for a lay! angry
Romance / Re: When Is It Ok To Fart In Front Of Your Boyfriend? by funkydot(f): 11:54am On Dec 05, 2007
Don't sweat it, girl! What's the big deal, anyway. You've already done it, no use fretting. wink
Romance / Re: What Will You Give Your Darling For Christmas? by funkydot(f): 1:05pm On Dec 04, 2007
@ Poster
Moi! cool I have to be the best gift he can get,right. wink

@ADICK
Your name says it all! tongue
TV/Movies / Re: big brother africa 2 Is Over, What Happens To Our Ofumama? by funkydot(f): 1:54pm On Dec 03, 2007
Well, shit happens,right? sad But for her sake she had better be strong and move on as there are a lot of challenges ahead for her after BBA.
Celebrities / Re: Your Best And Worst Nigerian Comedian? by funkydot(f): 1:06pm On Nov 28, 2007
Best- Basketmouth and I-Go-Dye

Worst- Abagana
Celebrities / Re: Who's The Most Handsome Between 2face And D'banj by funkydot(f): 11:29am On Nov 28, 2007
@Damsel001
", a shame we can't turn back the hands of time and bring back the hay days. Enjoy."

Now who's being saucy? Anyways, watch your grammar, the word is 'hey' not 'hay'! *Chilling* cool
Celebrities / Re: Who's The Most Handsome Between 2face And D'banj by funkydot(f): 1:02pm On Nov 27, 2007
@Damsel001
@Betty605


Yeah I'm a mamakokolet, no shame in that! cool But what's with the numbers in your names, does it stand for your positions in your groupie-album? shocked Not surprised, birds of the same feathers, grin
Celebrities / Re: Still On Frank Edoho, Nairalanders Beware! by funkydot(f): 2:56pm On Nov 23, 2007
Another dumb post! tongue
*rolling my eyes*
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 2 (II)! by funkydot(f): 2:44pm On Nov 23, 2007
@ Poster

Thanks for this post. Just saw d vid and I could almost puke!!! Drunk? Rape? My ass! Ofu knew what she was doing in there whether consciously or not. Rich was just acting true to type. He is an immature, narcissist asshole and I'm only surprised they didn't go all the way because that was obviously what she was asking for. Wonder how her parents feel after watching such a horrid vid!!! tongue
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 2 (II)! by funkydot(f): 2:42pm On Nov 23, 2007
@ Poster

Thanks for this post. Just saw d vid and I could almost puke!!! Drunk? Rape? My ass! Ofu knew what she was doing in there whether consciously or not. Rich was just acting true to type. He is an immature, narcissist asshole and I'm only surprised they didn't go all the way because that was obviously what she was asking for. Wonder how are parents feel after watching such a horrid vid!!! tongue
Celebrities / Re: Denrele Of Soundcity by funkydot(f): 1:20pm On Nov 23, 2007
@amerie2000

Amen! cool cool cool
Celebrities / Re: Who's The Most Handsome Between 2face And D'banj by funkydot(f): 12:03pm On Nov 23, 2007
@ Damsel001

You a groupie or somefing? Don' t agree D'bang only appeals to teen-kokolets though! Even mama-kokolets dig him, u dig? cool cool cool
Celebrities / Re: 2face Idibia: Live Responsibly by funkydot(f): 11:58am On Nov 23, 2007
Fileeeee! Just leave 2Baba alone!Jeeez for crying out loud! tongue tongue tongue
Jokes Etc / Re: The Sh!t List by funkydot(f): 3:15pm On Nov 22, 2007
Wet Cheeks Sh!t

This shit hits the water sideways and makes a BIG splash that gets your ass wet.


This is my favourite shit, yet. Do it sometimes,myself!!!Lmfao grin grin grin
Celebrities / Re: Frank Edoho Likes To Box His Wife? by funkydot(f): 2:43pm On Nov 22, 2007
Why are peeps finding it so hard to picture Frank Edoho as a wife-beater? Which law says male celebrities are no longer human beings? I beg, l'm really getting sickened by all these expressions of disbelieve angry Well nothing is new under the sun. I just want all my sisters to wake-up and smell the coffee. Most marriages around are very much like this, especially young African marriages because though we are so-so influenced by the western ways of doing things, the average young African male still wants a woman who would be as respectful as his mom, so what's a sister to do? Sisters, shine your eyes o! wink

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look guys, Frank hits his wife, he dosent hit his wife makes no sense to anyone, believe me your views and mine aint going to change anything. all i know is that the guy is cute, fly, handsome and a smart presenter. he even helps out the players of the game, encourages them and wants them to win at least something. all i know is that he is smart, a good presenter and everyone has a badside. that is his badside, give him a  break and don't ruin his career, he is good at what he does, don't make him loose his job. they will settle themselves. hes a good presenter is all i know.if she wanst a divorce him fine, if she dosent who cares, does she have to go public? what does she want us to do, beat him for her, na wa.

This is the sickest response I've read yet on N.land. Please she should just go and sleep. I won't waste any more time on this!!! tongue
Celebrities / Re: Who's The Most Handsome Between 2face And D'banj by funkydot(f): 1:50pm On Nov 22, 2007
@Suze

I agree completely. Tuface might be better-looking, D'bang is waaaaaaay sexier! Like them both though. wink
Celebrities / Re: Who Is Nigeria's Sexiest Songstress?! by funkydot(f): 2:30pm On Nov 12, 2007
@ smoothali

Sorry to dissappoint you but I'm no lesbo and I don't even swing that way. Though the poster never qualified their singing skills but their booty-skills and I bet you'll agree she's the most bootilicious of the lot. So there! cool
Celebrities / Re: Who Is Nigeria's Sexiest Songstress?! by funkydot(f): 2:13pm On Nov 12, 2007
@poster

U forgot Omotola aka Omosexy, she ain't on da frigging list! angry
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Was Raped! by funkydot(f): 11:56am On Nov 09, 2007
@fabulous10

Wow!!!Do they still make men like you in Nigeria? I'm very impressed! Well said, bro. wink

@poster

To even think you were having second thoughts about the poor girl makes you out to be rather insensitive, don't you think? Just think you could be the one in her shoes, or haven't you heard of guys being gang-raped by other guys? How would you feel if she were to dump you after having such a traumatic experience? Yeah, I guess you catch my drift. cool cool cool
Celebrities / Re: If U Were Locked In An Elevator With A Celebrity, Who Would U Want It To Be. by funkydot(f): 11:54am On Nov 09, 2007
Mos def Craig David or Shaggy!!! Brothers are sexy as hell!!! tongue Can't you see me drooling kiss cool

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Celebrities / Re: Denrele Of Soundcity by funkydot(f): 12:43pm On Nov 07, 2007
@ juniorhamz

Who really gives what your mom thinks, anyway? angry angry angry
Nairaland / General / Re: Jintu Has Landed! by funkydot(f): 1:38pm On Oct 31, 2007
@ opokonwa

Guess it wasn't your late grandma's doing then! Anyways, this is starting to bore me, zzzzzzzz cry
Nairaland / General / Re: Jintu Has Landed! by funkydot(f): 1:47pm On Oct 30, 2007
@opokonwa

U didn't choose the name, period. tongue

@mdsocks

'aight!!! smiley
Celebrities / Re: D'banj And 2face by funkydot(f): 1:38pm On Oct 30, 2007
Both of them are cool to me. Can't really say one is better than the other because they've got different styles and they come accross differently. However, I feel 2Baba's lyrics more ', I can't believe she's still a virgin, ' cool
Celebrities / Re: Denrele Of Soundcity by funkydot(f): 1:07pm On Oct 30, 2007
@tenor
@dvonne


Need I say more!!! cool All you haters should just heard the gospel truth. Don't really know much about Denrele's personal life and I'm not too sure I really give two hoots about his sexual preference either but give a brother love if he's good at what he does, geez!!! I mean can you see the length of this thread? That should count for something and that's what Denrele's about, SOMETHING!!!! Big ups to him wink wink
Nairaland / General / Re: Jintu Has Landed! by funkydot(f): 12:17pm On Oct 30, 2007
@jintujinta

U got it wrong no 'chemistry' between me and Mr 'very fine child', just didn't like the way he kept butting's all tongue Anyway that name is a definite turnoff even if I was searching and I ain't grin grin wink
Romance / Re: Your Childhood Crush? by funkydot(f): 11:58am On Oct 30, 2007
Hey Nairalanders! Top of the day to you peeps. Just got a little time off work and would like to share my childhood crushes. I had my fair share of crushes back then so let's take this one after the other:

Pry 6: There was a guy, Seun Adebowale who came to join my class back then from one school out of the country and boy was he cuuuute! He'd had this cute British accent, dimples and sexy eyeballs!!! I pallied his sister just to get close to him but I never got the nerves to tell him how I felt so the best we ever got to be was friends and seat-mates. Can still remember what he looks like after all these years! Lost touch with him because I later left the country myself.

Form 1:There was Yinka Balogun a very cute guy,too. Bad thing though was that he was going out with my best friend back then who incidentally was also my name-sake. So he was a no-go area for me. Never told him how I felt and painfully I found myself back then settling issues for them anytime they had their several lovers' tiffs!!! Lost touch with both of them when I also left the country.

Jnr High:There was Babaur in my class then from Pakistan or something and everyone teased us both to death about each other but we never took it beyond been just friends, again!!!

Snr High:Carl a guy in my 10th grade class from Canada and I used to stare at him all the time because by now all these unreturned love vibes were starting to get to me. I guess he knew how I felt because he was always looking at me, too but he was soooo shy. All his friends had steadies back then but till he left to go back to his country mid-session, he never asked me or anybody else out. Always wondered what was up with him though because he was a really dishy guy.

College:This guy followed his cousin to my room just as I was settling down on campus and I had an instant crush on him because he was damn fine and sexy. Though it was his cousin who was actually making a play at me and he only came along with him for the normal guy-support, we clicked better. We found ourselves talking for hours on end and forgot there was anybody else in the room(i.e my room-mate, his cousin). We took it from there and we got married 7 years ago and we have 4 kids now!!! So you see my final crush didn't go un-noticed!! cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Nairaland / General / Re: It's A Pleasure To Be A Member Of This Forum. My Love Of Nigeria From The USA by funkydot(f): 10:34am On Oct 24, 2007
@Nicolai

Bull, Nicolai or whatever your name is! You are Nigerian alright! Not fooled. tongue tongue tongue

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