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Una still dey?
No wahala, i don get gwugwuru, make d match abi na film continue.

Dis booqee girl, utoo lyk kiss kiss tin. Come take ur 3310 jwor abi make i am nokia torch?

Bayern Munchen: He luvs classy ladies, no matter dia ages. But he lacks enuf cash to maintain dem.

Milan: he have an insatiable desire for elderly women, but he seems gud @ maintaining dem n make dem younger. Lol

Inter: he dosent really v a taste for women, anyone dat can fit his bill s ok by him

Lol @Arsenal

Now, where is my popcorn?
Cant miss dis blockbuster.

Agybabe:
na lie, wetin be the meaning?

y dnt u trust me?

@op. U still v not answered d question, hw do u knw they r Nigerians? Do u patronize dem or they wear a national tag? Mind u Nigerians r not d only blacks!

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swt gurl

booqee:
funkymallam you can't possibly know his problem finish, his problem is immeasurable. And i wonder y you're still holdin my hands. I guess its my soft smooth palms dat gottchya. ;-)

@studio. I think stupidio suits you more beta than young scales. Its very lovely on you, as it speaks of your person. I think i'll tell d mod to help u change it to dat. Ain't dat kind and lovely on me?!
STUPIDio(hmm i like dat new name)

dnt wori yarinya, kai n palm rily soft lyk kilishi, Neva mind. Am protecting u prom zat stupidio cus im gat it por flenty charateristics.

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are u sure? Lol

Kia! Dan iska.

And they r still fighting

Homar homar homar! Hw many times i call u?

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bros u still dey?

Great innovation, my son just tried it wit his nokia 3310 and d fon still dey kampee.
@booqee, give who a kiss? Come take ur own nokia3310.

Lmao. Hw u knw say pesin get flat chest?
Make dem catch u n nxt tym leave ma booqee out of dis, very last warning.

Come, stupidio leave booqee for me, abi na me n u dey drag her?
Cnt u see i holdeth her hand?

Toking to booqee dear
*dnt wori, i knw his problem*

@Aigbofa, u still came bck?
U should v put d antonov up as a topic dan comparing it wit anytin. But u made my day, cus i v been laffing since last nyr.

@comments.  Mu heeeeeeeeee
mu hehehehehehe

Mu hehehehehe mu hehehehe .
So we cnt even score against tiny Bostwana? Kai! Siasia will b forming ninja nw. Iyale wait for iyawo's cane ooo.

Pls, d match is now billed for 4:30pm. According to colin udoh on twitter

Who else but Op?

no offienceeeeee

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come bck here jwor
*holding her hand*

B4 na cinema popcorn girl, nw na access bank girl, nxt go b boko haram girl

freecocoa:
My brov is no be my fault,when people you live with can't seem to know where the other channels are on the remote,you can't help but watch once in a while.

i can undstnd u plight.
If u cnt beat dem u join dem, lyk forcing my sis to watch soccer once in a while.

but wait o, r u a blue? Cos am one

freecocoa:
My brov is no be my fault,when people you live with can't seem to know where the other channels are on the remote,you can't help but watch once in a while.

i can undstnd u plight.
If u cnt beat dem u join dem, lyk forcing my sis to watch soccer once in a while.

freecocoa:
I blame the woman small,she no dey watch him film?abi she think say all that thing na acting?

Jim iyke I s a very mad dog,he even threatened to beat and kill her,just like he would have done in a movie,they should lock him up joor.I can imagine how he was yelling when he was confronted.

I guess it'll be something like this
I'mma bleep you up biatch
Hey look at me,I ain't kidding
This is ma f*ckin crib
Are you tryin bleep wiv me,
Listen nigga(him forget say na woman)I run this town
If eva catch you here again,I'mma kill you,you hear me kill,where;s ma gun*walkin up and down*biatch leave this place,fukc you nigga,
You hear me fukc you,I don't give a fukc,moda fucka.
I can only imagine.

lmao. Too much of 9ja movies.
Jimmy jimmy, u don enter o. Nxt tin nw u go turn Akon (ex-convict).
Na yarinya u wan take play abi? U go vomit dat money. . . Olodo

US, pls u r not welcomed. Thnx for ur care, but we dnt need u.

U ppl v succeeded in chasing away my frnd Aigbofa *crying*.
But v neva seen a thread as funny as this, even on d jokes section. Cnt stop laffing.
Remember my days @ d university, some mec engr. Stdnts projects were not as poor as this.
Am still asking o, does it v spacwe for two drivers?