₦airaland Forum

Where is this money coming frm, tot Osun state is not too bouyant?
I stant wit ekr_ on this one, this is a sure misplaced priority. The schs r still under developed and u r planning to dash laptops.

Mark my word, this will not see d light of d day
Nigerian politicians n dia stunts!

Jarus:
One illiterate NEPA staff that doesn't know jack told you Dangote has bought PHCN and you swallowed it. If you don't read newspapers or watch news on TV, you at least come to this section of NL. And you think PHCN would have been sold without it making front page, even here?

Well, although revamping PHCN to make it efficient remains the best in the interest of the masses, we all know that Naija government can never make it work again. I will therefore support its sale to Wale Tinubu, Dangote or Adenuga in that order. Adenuga would have been the best to turn to turn it around but I have misgivings about his people management style. He cares too less for people. Dangote is a little better but I think he is proven more in manufacturing. The young man Wale Tinubu can turn it around.

+1

I dnt get it anymore, do ppl just read topic of post n make comments? No one bothers to read articles anymore. Smh

The funny tin is dat most ppl here keep mentioning d word 'cluelessl, while ironicaly, they r d clueless folks.
Dangote imports rice n dnt grow dem, if d govt ban importation of rice, wc it has not even banned, it favours rice farmer more.

Wot we should b asking are;
1. wot r d modalities put in place to cushion d effect of d ban (mind u wen obj brought d cassava initiative, Nigerian farmers rose to the challenge).
2. How do we encourage farmers to meet local demand.
3. Hw to maintain it.

Thk u

*slams his head n walks out of thread*

Da Doctor:
SYLVA PLEASE GO TO SENATOR ARARUME OF IMO STATE FOR TUTORIAL. U WILL SURELY GO DOWN AND KILL YOUR POLITICAL CARRER.

MARK MY WORD. THIS IS NAIJA

Was about to say the same thing, but not just about his political career i also see pdp losing dat state as they did in Imo then.

Cant forget 'FANTER! PLAY ITS NATURAL'. The teacher and her students, xpecially d young girl on d second row, the way she moves her head.
Always look forward to dat ad. My list should b:
1. Indomie
2. Cowbell
3. Fanter
4. Always ultral (those young sch girls).
5. Eazyblaze

FG vs BA  season 2.
Am watching o

No way my brother, he is not being groomed for natin. Dangote have neva had interest in 'direct' politics and he is not planning to get involved soon.
DANGOTE IS AN AGIP. Yes a very big one, a typical bizman.

Just lyk wen ppl tok of SLS interest in d presidency, i want to let u all knw, as a crowned prince of kano, SLS will prefer to b d nxt emir of kano dan being d president. He s being groomed to take over from Ado Bayero.

VoodooDoll:


But if he was on the list, we know that GEJ will be tongue lashed for rewarding JEGA for the role he is alleged to have played in GEJ's election,

Ah,,  Naijas,  we can criticise sha,  

VoodooDoll:


But if he was on the list, we know that GEJ will be tongue lashed for rewarding JEGA for the role he is alleged to have played in GEJ's election,

Ah,,  Naijas,  we can criticise sha,  

u took those words out of my mouth.
I hail o

Ruben just learnt d 'TABLE MANNERS', dnt tok while eating.

most of u here will do worst!

Bigots everywhere, if no igbo on d list, so wot?

@op.
Its a gudtin we have such men around but d qtestion we should be asking some of dem is why r the average Nigerians still poor?
I respect someine like Rochas Okorocha, eventhough he is not as rich as these men still extablished gud schs for free education in all d geo-political zones.
Also Dangote just last wk empowered d women of kano state with 500m naira as he normally does.
My question is how have these men and oda rich peeps among us affected the lives of ppl?
Mind u ppl lyk, IBB, OBJ, ATIKU, TINUBU and oda politician might be as rich as some ppl on dat list, if not more than dem but notin to show for it.

lilkech:
^^ wey funky mallam? see as dem dey yab one of your mamma pikin

kai! Dan banza.

@all pls, dnt be offended with mr. Bin, he just excaped frm yaba left few days ago. He has a tin for albinos n bush pigs, those r the two names he uses constantly.
Pls anyboby wit useful infor about his whereabout should contact d nearest police station.
WARNING: HE IS HIGHLY DANGEROUS! :-x
no offiencee

Apocalypse + Freecocoa - Boyloaf = thread hijackers.

@op. If she is a dan shashasha, leave her o n get anoda yarinya.
Shege yaro

Studio CFR:
are my yo mate?  

do i luk like Bin Gbagbo people talk to anyhow to u

how will u b lyk Bin? Bin is a confused sori, gentle man who specializes in chasing Agybabe around, while u, stupidio is always having 'girls' chasing him around frm d cinema to access bank.

@tayo, u miss road? Abi na robot u b? No b girls riom u dey

@dgunnaz. Dnt mind dat terrorist
@booqee. Thnx luv

^
we dnt negociate wit terrorists

^
dan iska

Ade called his mother from US to tell her that he just contracted HIV.
The mother just begged him not to come bck home again, shocked Ade asked her why?
The mother replied; if u come bck, u will pass it to your wife, she will pass it to your younger brother, he will pass it to d house girl, the house girl will pass it to your father, he will pass it to me, then d driver will get it, and den your little sister.
And if your sister gets it, d whole village don get am b dat.
So, do us a favour and die alone.

SIlknSteel:
I could pronouce Funkymallam without biting but the others were nice, Lolz

pronounce 'f' without bitting ur lower tongue n let me see hw u do it.

Who is losing his coin here?

Pls poster can u re-write in English language? We dnt understnd swahili.

Seatmate, nxt class? This s sure sec sch. And u blame waec for mass failure? Smh

If truely, u r d person in dat pix, its either u r UGLY or not photogenic.
No offienceeeee

freecocoa:
Forget undergarment focus on what's under the garment.

its d undergarment they r advertising, not d oda way round. Wereee

As captains of their national sides, they r spotting their national colours.
I want to see Yobo spotting naija's national, also John Terry n Casillas spotting dias oloshi

@flashaldrin
same here .
But never Drogba got all dat. As for C. Ronaldo na im way

Drogba Vs C. Ronaldo.

Kai! Dan banza.

There are 7 tins i knw for sure about u.

1. U r human.
2. U r reading this now.
3. U cant pronounce funkymallam without bitting ur lower lip once.
4. U just tried it and failed.
5. U r laughing @ urself now.
7. U v a big smile on ur face and missed number 6.
8. U just checked again to see if there is number 6.

According to NigeriaNewsDesk on twitter, Silva is romancing APGA for a platform.
I wonder d party Bruce Lee will nw join.
Its gonner b a battle next yr in bayelsa, d kind dat happened in Anambra state some yrs ago.
My gwugwuru again

Lol @number8

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@funkymallam. No be u teach me kisskiss tin ni??
[quote][/quote]no b dat type i teach u na. Dia s mouth virus o, no collect am come house o

Kai! See am por groob ooo