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Jokes Etc › Re: Bin In Luv by Funkymallam(op): 3:19pm On Nov 08, 2011
I knw where u r in Bayelsa. Relax, it wont b dat badt. cheesy
Jokes Etc › Re: I Bleeped Agybabe- - - - - Yes I Did! by Funkymallam(m): 3:11pm On Nov 08, 2011
Who let d 'pigs', sori dogs out?
Who? Who? Who?
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
Jokes Etc › Re: So Many Bush Pigs! by Funkymallam(m): 3:06pm On Nov 08, 2011
I have always said it, and nw its so clear that this dude gat sometin for PIGS, xpecial d homeless ones.
Are u dat dirty? Or u were born wit one? shocked
No offience grin grin grin grin grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Ajibel Is Hard Again! by Funkymallam(m): 12:43pm On Nov 08, 2011
^
i think d guy v a thin for pigs. grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Hope You Don't Have HIV/AIDS? by Funkymallam(m): 8:13pm On Nov 07, 2011
;d ;d ;d
Jokes Etc › Re: Facebook Palaver by Funkymallam(op): 6:11pm On Nov 07, 2011
Y do u stalk me? V told u time n time again, no f*g*t albino here.
No offience grin
Jokes Etc › Facebook Palaver by Funkymallam(op): 5:54pm On Nov 07, 2011
Allow her check komment nah! grin

Romance › Re: ***** Romance On 2go **** by Funkymallam(m): 4:27pm On Nov 07, 2011
U only meet d wrong ppl wen u decide to visit dos funny rooms dia, even @ dat u v d right to reject a frnd request or delect an annoying frnd.
Most ppl here complaining about 2go r d cause for dia plight, lyk minds attract.
Lyk myself, i only add my knwn frnds on 2go and not every random person and if u start annoying me, i delect u.
Jokes Etc › Re: For The Men Alone by Funkymallam(m): 2:55pm On Nov 07, 2011
And this is a joke!
Smh
Jokes Etc › Re: Bin In Luv by Funkymallam(op): 2:51pm On Nov 07, 2011
^
v sent my bois to bayelsa, to help deliver it. cheesy
Jokes Etc › Re: Bin Vs Agy - Birthday Celebration :d by Funkymallam(op): 2:48pm On Nov 07, 2011
^
how r u enjoying d hols?
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Stops GEJ From Attending His Brother's Wedding by Funkymallam(m): 12:50pm On Nov 07, 2011
Nigerians, when will we stop complaining?
If he attended, we will call him insensitive to the plight of Damaturu dwellers, just as we accuse him of celebrating his wife's bday, as if we wont do d same.
Fear of Silva my foot! Silva is a drowning man, he was dia @ d wedding ceremony, wc the first lady attended, he should v struck d first lady na, i tot he promised to also kill d president's brother? Y attend d wedding and sit dia lyk a slave? Rubbish!
Politics › Re: Using Plastic Bottles To Solve The North's Housing Problem (Pictures) by Funkymallam(m): 12:31pm On Nov 07, 2011
I doubt if actually ppl read tru d article b4 commenting.
I suggest u all read again lipsrsealed
Jokes Etc › Re: Bin In Luv by Funkymallam(op): 10:42am On Nov 07, 2011
Lialia, u made me kill xtra ram. Its waiting for u
Jokes Etc › Re: Bin Vs Agy - Birthday Celebration :d by Funkymallam(op): 10:38am On Nov 07, 2011
Am getting one here grin grin grin
Politics › Re: Rochas Free Education Free Uniform To Imo State Students! by Funkymallam(m): 7:39pm On Nov 06, 2011
^^u r really a 'junkie'. V been monitoring u on this forum.
Look, am in kano but even his personal sch here in kano, dat offers free education, free uniform, free bags, books and so on. And the last i checked, the sch offer quality education, so i see no reason he wudnt do same for his own ppl
Jokes Etc › Re: Last Minute Love by Funkymallam(m): 7:15pm On Nov 06, 2011
Ajibel my son, run for ur dear life o
lipsrsealed
Jokes Etc › Re: Bin In Luv by Funkymallam(op): 6:15pm On Nov 06, 2011
Wen u ready, u will come.
Am xpecting u cheesy
Jokes Etc › Re: Bin Vs Agy - Birthday Celebration :d by Funkymallam(op): 6:13pm On Nov 06, 2011
Bin's leaking brain u mean? Can lend u some, since u both borrow alot. grin grin
Jokes Etc › Re: ALHAJI. . . . by Funkymallam(m): 4:45pm On Nov 06, 2011
Smh. Wots it u v got wit pigs?
Always dreaming of bathing women. grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Bin Vs Agy - Birthday Celebration :d by Funkymallam(op): 4:37pm On Nov 06, 2011
Madam Agy, abeg no vex o. Just tell him to return all d borrowerables grin grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Bin In Luv by Funkymallam(op): 4:23pm On Nov 06, 2011
U v to come to Damaturu for it. Dnt bother about boko bois, they dnt kill but on 'born' childrensssss
grin grin grin
Phones › Re: Mtn 1billion Naira Reward. Where Are The Winners? by Funkymallam(m): 3:15pm On Nov 06, 2011
D winners are on TV grin grin grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Bin In Luv by Funkymallam(op): 3:00pm On Nov 06, 2011
Same here 8-)
Jokes Etc › Re: Bin Vs Agy - Birthday Celebration :d by Funkymallam(op): 2:56pm On Nov 06, 2011
Y r u playing wit dat tin if u r not F*?
Lest i forget, Stupidio needs his shoes back, lykwise Ajibel's coat.
grin grin grin
no offience
Jokes Etc › Re: Bin In Luv by Funkymallam(op): 2:51pm On Nov 06, 2011
Kia Ajibel, kunu is not alcholic lyk brukutu. Kunu is lyk fura da nunu. Ka ji kwo?
@Agy, do u kia por nunu? grin grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Bin Vs Agy - Birthday Celebration :d by Funkymallam(op): 2:42pm On Nov 06, 2011
@Bin.
Am not F*, cus only F*ggs knw demselves, thats u n Stupidio, d way u always L*ck his bum, Lol
@Agy, but i saw u guys na, stop pretending , Lol
grin grin grin
no offience,
Jokes Etc › Re: Bin In Luv by Funkymallam(op): 3:15pm On Nov 05, 2011
Kai dis yara Ajibel! *pulls his ears*
Jokes Etc › Re: Bin Vs Agy - Birthday Celebration :d by Funkymallam(op): 3:09pm On Nov 05, 2011
And where s Bin? Guilty or not guilty?
Thnx all for d luv
Jokes Etc › Re: Bin In Luv by Funkymallam(op): 9:03pm On Nov 04, 2011
^^ who Ajibel or Bin? lipsrsealed
Jokes Etc › Bin Vs Agy - Birthday Celebration :d by Funkymallam(op): 7:00pm On Nov 04, 2011
Agy wakes early in d morning n dial Bin.
Agy: its my bday swt
Bin: i knw hny, i will suprise u. Get into ur best dress, Am on ma way

Bin quickly borrows a shirt frm segun, trouser frm Lekan, Tie from Uche, shoe frm Studio and 'coat' frm Ajibel.

He enters Agy's house.
Agy: u r luking gud, swt
Bin: dnt mention *grining frm ear to ear*. Hny, i promised to suprise u today, so i will blindfold u,
Agy: no problem, luv *eyes wide in xcitment*
bin blindfolds her, n led ner by d hand out
Bin: we r not doing bikes today, Its executive
Agy: so swt of u.
They enters d 'executive' and landed @ the 'venue'.
Bin unties her blindfold and these r wot she saw:
venue = mama lukmon buka
executive = keke napep
and bin kneeling down wit an Alminium ring on his hand and a bunch of dried flowers,
cheesycheesycheesy
Jokes Etc › Re: Bin In Luv by Funkymallam(op): 6:39pm On Nov 04, 2011
Studio CFR:
Exits Thread
u keep exiting n coming bck.
I insist we v no f*g*t albino here. cheesy
@Agy, nay Agibel s my *son*
ask him grin grin grin

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