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I knw where u r in Bayelsa. Relax, it wont b dat badt. ![]() |
Who let d 'pigs', sori dogs out? Who? Who? Who? |
I have always said it, and nw its so clear that this dude gat sometin for PIGS, xpecial d homeless ones. Are u dat dirty? Or u were born wit one? No offience ![]() |
^ i think d guy v a thin for pigs. ![]() |
;d ;d ;d |
Y do u stalk me? V told u time n time again, no f*g*t albino here. No offience ![]() |
Allow her check komment nah! ![]()
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U only meet d wrong ppl wen u decide to visit dos funny rooms dia, even @ dat u v d right to reject a frnd request or delect an annoying frnd. Most ppl here complaining about 2go r d cause for dia plight, lyk minds attract. Lyk myself, i only add my knwn frnds on 2go and not every random person and if u start annoying me, i delect u. |
And this is a joke! Smh |
^ v sent my bois to bayelsa, to help deliver it. ![]() |
^ how r u enjoying d hols? |
Nigerians, when will we stop complaining? If he attended, we will call him insensitive to the plight of Damaturu dwellers, just as we accuse him of celebrating his wife's bday, as if we wont do d same. Fear of Silva my foot! Silva is a drowning man, he was dia @ d wedding ceremony, wc the first lady attended, he should v struck d first lady na, i tot he promised to also kill d president's brother? Y attend d wedding and sit dia lyk a slave? Rubbish! |
I doubt if actually ppl read tru d article b4 commenting. I suggest u all read again ![]() |
Lialia, u made me kill xtra ram. Its waiting for u |
Am getting one here ![]() |
^^u r really a 'junkie'. V been monitoring u on this forum. Look, am in kano but even his personal sch here in kano, dat offers free education, free uniform, free bags, books and so on. And the last i checked, the sch offer quality education, so i see no reason he wudnt do same for his own ppl |
Ajibel my son, run for ur dear life o ![]() |
Wen u ready, u will come. Am xpecting u ![]() |
Bin's leaking brain u mean? Can lend u some, since u both borrow alot. ![]() |
Smh. Wots it u v got wit pigs? Always dreaming of bathing women. ![]() |
Madam Agy, abeg no vex o. Just tell him to return all d borrowerables ![]() |
U v to come to Damaturu for it. Dnt bother about boko bois, they dnt kill but on 'born' childrensssss ![]() |
D winners are on TV ![]() |
Same here 8-) |
Y r u playing wit dat tin if u r not F*? Lest i forget, Stupidio needs his shoes back, lykwise Ajibel's coat. ![]() no offience |
Kia Ajibel, kunu is not alcholic lyk brukutu. Kunu is lyk fura da nunu. Ka ji kwo? @Agy, do u kia por nunu? ![]() |
@Bin. Am not F*, cus only F*ggs knw demselves, thats u n Stupidio, d way u always L*ck his bum, Lol @Agy, but i saw u guys na, stop pretending , Lol ![]() no offience, |
Kai dis yara Ajibel! *pulls his ears* |
And where s Bin? Guilty or not guilty? Thnx all for d luv |
^^ who Ajibel or Bin? ![]() |
Agy wakes early in d morning n dial Bin. Agy: its my bday swt Bin: i knw hny, i will suprise u. Get into ur best dress, Am on ma way Bin quickly borrows a shirt frm segun, trouser frm Lekan, Tie from Uche, shoe frm Studio and 'coat' frm Ajibel. He enters Agy's house. Agy: u r luking gud, swt Bin: dnt mention *grining frm ear to ear*. Hny, i promised to suprise u today, so i will blindfold u, Agy: no problem, luv *eyes wide in xcitment* bin blindfolds her, n led ner by d hand out Bin: we r not doing bikes today, Its executive Agy: so swt of u. They enters d 'executive' and landed @ the 'venue'. Bin unties her blindfold and these r wot she saw: venue = mama lukmon buka executive = keke napep and bin kneeling down wit an Alminium ring on his hand and a bunch of dried flowers, ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Studio CFR:u keep exiting n coming bck. I insist we v no f*g*t albino here. ![]() @Agy, nay Agibel s my *son* ask him ![]() |
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