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BusinessRe: States Walk Out On FG Panel Over N250B Subsidy by Funkymallam(m): 4:50pm On Oct 20, 2011
They should just remove this subsidy tin jor
CultureRe: An Ekiti Person Never Loses An Argument by Funkymallam(m): 1:40pm On Oct 18, 2011
Where s Ileke? Talented @ arguement don turn commodity, Make una xport some na grin
PropertiesRe: Omo-Onile Syndrome: Cancer Ravaging South-West Nigeria by Funkymallam(m): 12:13pm On Oct 17, 2011
Am i missin sometin here? Is Ikwerre not in Rivers state? Is Rivers now part of d South East? Smh @bigots.
Dia s a serious issue @ hand and u guys r chasing flies. Omo nile is a menance in Lagos n Ogun state and y s d govt keeping a blind eye?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Sunderland (2 - 1) On Sunday 16th October 2011 by Funkymallam(m): 2:51pm On Oct 16, 2011
Hmmm. Wil dis b anoda one pnt for Arsenal? An average of a point per game huh
HealthFlushing Out Inhaled Generator Fumes by Funkymallam(op): 10:09pm On Oct 14, 2011
Washing Inhaled Fumes

Pls, for someone that have inhaled much gen. Fumes, and wants to flush it out, wot can he use?
PoliticsRe: Akala Granted N500M Bail Due To Ill-health by Funkymallam(m): 12:31pm On Oct 14, 2011
Pls ooo, i need to steal N11.5 billion. Am ready to go to jail for 7yrs, wont pretend sickness, i promise,
Chai 9ja ma kontry!
PhonesRe: Etisalat GAGA: Etisalat Offers Cheap Android Phone by Funkymallam(m): 10:38am On Oct 14, 2011
We need testimonies, Who go first buy na? N dos dat v used oda etisalat branded fons, wot r ur xperiences?
Jokes EtcRe: Table Manners by Funkymallam(op): 4:53pm On Oct 13, 2011
Ans: R. A
if u complete am, na u sabi o
Jokes EtcTable Manners by Funkymallam(op): 4:43pm On Oct 13, 2011
A strong govt. Critic was given a govt appointment in Abuja, so everybody expected him to xpose and blast the govt.
But after 3 mnths, nutin was heard frm him. So someone called him and asked o boy, how far now?
He replied 'since i came to abj, i v learnt table manners (dnt tok while u r eating)'
hehehehehe,

Who is dis guy?
PhonesRe: Glo 200mb Promo by Funkymallam(m): 2:28pm On Oct 05, 2011
Pls, is it for every fon? Someone just mentioned c3 and E5
PhonesRe: Mtn New Mobile Internet Plans by Funkymallam(m): 1:49pm On Oct 05, 2011
Pls, who can confirm dis?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria Labour Congress To Close Down Airtel Nigeria Starting Oct 4 2011 by Funkymallam(m): 10:15am On Oct 05, 2011
Pls, lets forget the 'engrish'.
But, i heard there have been ntwrk outage, since yesterday. Pls, airtell users let us knw, if its true
SportsRe: Mikel Obi Fines $5,000 For Not Meeting Eagles Camp Deadline. by Funkymallam(m): 9:25am On Oct 05, 2011
Mikel just arrived d camp, this morning before breakfast.
Way to go Sia1, for d first time we r having a full house within 24hrs. All siasia haters, u just got to luv his style
SportsRe: AFCON Qualifier: Nigeria Vs Guinea Conakry (2 - 2) On 8th October 2011 by Funkymallam(m): 10:08pm On Oct 04, 2011
Its official. Mikel will be fined for not beating the deadline. He will be fined $5k
SportsRe: AFCON Qualifier: Nigeria Vs Guinea Conakry (2 - 2) On 8th October 2011 by Funkymallam(m): 5:31pm On Oct 04, 2011
Latest news.
All players already in camp,xcept mikel Obi. First time Eagles will b having an almost full house, barely 24hrs camp opened.
Source @coliudoh on twitter.
Collin Udoh of kickoffnigeria.com
PoliticsRe: Releases All Our Members, Then We Dialogue - Boko Haram by Funkymallam(m): 10:11am On Oct 04, 2011
Shege Boko bois.
U now want negociation? Release d bombers n regroup, during regrouping, there will be 'relative peace', after then hit the nation harder than ever.
I doubt if the presido is dat dumb.
U guys v d guts to tok of d Sultan in such a manner?
Boko, wot happened? We did not see u guys in abj on sat, as promised or r all ur members in jail? K, no wonder u want relative peace,
I dey laff
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Was Right On Libya - Soyinka by Funkymallam(m): 7:46pm On Oct 03, 2011
@Ileke. I fink ur hubby needs dinner.
Soyinka just delivered a lecture
PoliticsRe: President Jonathan's Independence Message To Nigerians by Funkymallam(m): 12:26pm On Oct 02, 2011
Bababo:
What does he think he is celebrating?oh could it be those fools who marked waec nd neco nd blessed students with D7 in maths?2 hell with them!any way God bless Nigeria nd punish those who pour sands in anoda person's garri,particularly those who marked maths waec nd neco,drunkardly nd gave students d7 in maths nd even punish d prof of d exams nd others who did nothg 4 solutions,AMEN!SO HEARD OUR PRAYErs God! AMEN.GOD HELP US 2 BUILD THIS NATION ND SAVE US SEEKING your FACE IN HELP.amen! I will make it in Jesus name!AMEN
broda easy. Its obvious u failed maths in both waec n neco. Wot v dat got to do with GEJ n his speech? Dude go back n study hard.
Back to d OP. Gud speech but we need implementation.
SportsRe: Heartland Have Been Rewarded With Millions by Funkymallam(m): 7:20pm On Oct 01, 2011
Good move. Trust Gov. Okorocha to turn around dat team
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: UCL: Valencia Vs Chelsea (1 - 1) On 28th September 2011 by Funkymallam(m): 8:46pm On Sep 28, 2011
I think, we need anelka, drogba and ivanovic for lampard, torres n bosingwa.
Den malouda should drop into d midfield, anelka on d right wing and mata goes to his favourite left.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: UCL: Manchester United Vs FC Basel (3 - 3) On 27th September 2011 by Funkymallam(m): 9:00am On Sep 28, 2011
claremont:
None-sense! grin
pls i need dat pix. Hehehehehe
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: UCL: Manchester United Vs FC Basel (3 - 3) On 27th September 2011 by Funkymallam(m): 9:30pm On Sep 27, 2011
Its official. Man u is finished! No rooney no man u!
PoliticsRe: Gaddafi ‘fighters’ Arrive In Kaduna by Funkymallam(m): 10:25am On Sep 27, 2011
No wonder d mass failure in waec n neco exams. Nigerians cant read, and den comprehension is a forgone issue.
Wot sort of article is dis sef? A transport coy went to pick wanderers in d desert? Is dat coy running a charity organisation?
Headline reads Ghadafi fighters, but body reads displaced Nigerians.
Too much unanswered questions. And ppl r here making accusations and counter accusations, must we always be bigots?
Smh
SportsRe: Federation Cup Final: Eyimba Vs Heartland (0 - 1) On Sunday 25th September 2011 by Funkymallam(m): 3:25pm On Sep 25, 2011
Pls we need someone @ d stadium to give us live updates.
How I wish, am in lagos, wud v been dia live. Peeps its just btw N300 n N500 for tickets, do justice to 9ja for once.
@Nri priest. I wonder for our ppl, too much tok n no action, they will b d first to criticize but cant render help in any lil way
SportsRe: Federation Cup Final: Eyimba Vs Heartland (0 - 1) On Sunday 25th September 2011 by Funkymallam(m): 12:35pm On Sep 25, 2011
Na wa ooo. Niaralanders! A thread about d gr8est cup final in Nigeria, n yet its dis deserted. If it were man u/ chelsea or madrid/barca, the comments n pages wud v been smtinelse.
Lets support our own jor.
My team Enyimba to carry d day. Hw i wish it was kano pillars!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Stoke City Vs Manchester United (1 - 1) On 24th September 2011 by Funkymallam(m): 11:58am On Sep 25, 2011
Big team in d Epl should beware of these two grounds: Britannia Stadium (stoke city) and Craven Cottage (fulham).
But, was it not d same stoke sunderland almost spelt with goals last wk?
Man u, should learn to play without Rooney,
MeanwhilE, De Gea was gr8
PoliticsRe: No Power Outages For Four Days Now In Shomolu, Lagos by Funkymallam(m): 7:46pm On Sep 24, 2011
And i tot, it was only in kano state. See as we dey flex light lyk no man biz. Unkle Jona fanx ooooo
PhonesRe: My New Glo Line Is Not Browsing, Please Helppppp! by Funkymallam(m): 10:28am On Sep 22, 2011
Pls guys, we need answers to the above question. Also how do one subscribe to the N100 daily plan for glo?
PhonesRe: Mtn Internet Service Is Dead(at D Moment) by Funkymallam(m): 10:26am On Sep 22, 2011
Someone should answer these question nah
PhonesRe: My New Glo Line Is Not Browsing, Please Helppppp! by Funkymallam(m): 2:57pm On Sep 21, 2011
@honsule. Mine was browsing b4 i lost my fon, but since i retrieved it, i can only browse wit d fon browser and cant use my opera,bolt n oda apps. Pls wot do i do?
PhonesRe: Mtn Internet Service Is Dead(at D Moment) by Funkymallam(m): 2:48pm On Sep 21, 2011
Valto:
load a single 1k glo recharge card, then u use glo direct access point in your phone. Thats all
pls, the 200mb is it really free or ur 1k recharge card pays for it, as in always micro? Or is it that as u use the 200mb, ur 1k remains? Cus i tot they give free 50mb for a single 1k recharge n 200mb wen u subscribe for always micro. If there is any oda way, i wud luv to knw. Thnks

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