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Jokes EtcRe: Mama - I Cant Die Yet by Funkymallam(m): 7:42pm On Sep 15, 2011
Badt boi
PoliticsRe: Live! President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan In A Media Chat On N. T. A by Funkymallam(op): 9:58am On Sep 13, 2011
Fellow country men and women, why the fighting and so much hating?
The thing must people here have failed to understand, is that, this guy is still the president and we are stuck with him for the next four yrs, no other option.
I hrd he is not interested in second term, but if its a lie, after four yrs, we have our voters card to decide our future.
Calling him clueless, dumb and oda unprintable names cant change anything, it only makes him more popular and makes us a laughing stock to the outside world.
Also, in as much as we hate PDP, we are still stuck with them too. Reason? It remains the only true national party. Look around u, any state u go to, PDP have a gud base there. CPC can only control part of the north, ACN controls majority of the SW, APGA controls about half of SE. How do we xpect any of these party to fully challenge PDP? Until the leaders set aside religious and ethnic bigotry, to form a strong alliance. Imagine ACN, CPC and APGA merging together, then PDP will really see battle. But, will Tinubu, Buhari or Umeh, allow somebody else to contol them? Thats the 1 million question.
Until then, we will remain stuck With PDP and whoever, they throws @ us.
PoliticsRe: Live! President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan In A Media Chat On N. T. A by Funkymallam(op): 9:23pm On Sep 12, 2011
Not a bad way to start though, lets give this guy a chance, then wen he fails, we can crusify him.
Remember we r stuck with him for four yrs.
PoliticsRe: Live! President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan In A Media Chat On N. T. A by Funkymallam(op): 8:15pm On Sep 12, 2011
^^
welcome bro.
This guy is improving,
PoliticsRe: Live! President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan In A Media Chat On N. T. A by Funkymallam(op): 8:11pm On Sep 12, 2011
adamabdul:
Betting around the bush, Clueless
.

Bro, he is not 'betting', sorry, beating about any bush.
Cant believe u still call him clueless, dnt knw if u really undstnd dat word, or who is clueless here?
So far so gud.
' power tariff have to b gud to encourage investors to come in'- GEJ.
In as much as this is bad, its the truth, no ivestor is a charity org. Ask emtyhen. Hehehe
PoliticsRe: Live! President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan In A Media Chat On N. T. A by Funkymallam(op): 7:29pm On Sep 12, 2011
So far so gud, gr8 questions frm d Daily trust columnist so far
PoliticsLive! President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan In A Media Chat On N. T. A by Funkymallam(op): 7:13pm On Sep 12, 2011
Tune in to ur N. T. A. Lets fellow the presidential media chat,
PoliticsRe: Goodluck Ebele Jonathan Can Contest In 2015 - San by Funkymallam(m): 5:16pm On Sep 12, 2011
I dont knw why we are fighting ourselves here. Only one or two comments have really made sense here. Is it that we cant read or wot. No wonder d massive failure in jamb, Smh.
Constitutionally! Dat wot d guy said, GEJ was not the one that said it, its his right just like any other Nigeria to contest, B4 u jump @ me, am not a GEJ appologist.
But he has promised not to contest, till then, if he goes back on his word, we have d right in our votes to send him back to Yenagoa.
Talking of 4 mnths or 15 mnths, let remember, he was not really in charge for dat 1 yr, truth be told.
As for Buhari, we cant say if he wud v been beta, cus, he is not wearing dat shoe now, until den, we cant compare,
God Bless Nigeria
PoliticsRe: Usa Places Top Nigerian Politicians On Terrorist Sponsors List! by Funkymallam(m): 7:53pm On Sep 04, 2011
Na wa oooo
Jokes EtcRe: Wenger In The Transfer Market by Funkymallam(op): 1:43pm On Sep 01, 2011
Wenger meets chelsea,

Wenger: london big brodas hw far?
Chelsea: wenger d cunny man, wetin cari u come?
Wenger: una remember last sunday? Dat tin na disgrace frm manchester to london as a whole,
Chelsea: go straight to the point.
Wenger: ok, ur broda is in need, any abandoned player can do. We can even pay (brings out his wallet),
Chelsea: no wori, we can give u benayoun for loan, so dat u will have transport back,
Wenger: thnk u ooo, big brodas


hehehe
Jokes EtcRe: Wenger In The Transfer Market by Funkymallam(op): 1:43pm On Sep 01, 2011
Wenger meets chelsea,

Wenger: london big brodas hw far?
Chelsea: wenger d cunny man, wetin cari u come?
Wenger: una remember last sunday? Dat tin na disgrace frm manchester to london as a whole,
Chelsea: go straight to the point.
Wenger: ok, ur broda is in need, any abandoned player can do. We can even pay (brings out his wallet),
Chelsea: no wori, we can give u benayoun for loan, so dat u will have transport back,
Wenger: thnk u ooo, big brodas


hehehe
Jokes EtcRe: Wenger In The Transfer Market by Funkymallam(op): 1:42pm On Sep 01, 2011
Wenger meets chelsea,

Wenger: london big brodas hw far?
Chelsea: wenger d cunny man, wetin cari u come?
Wenger: una remember last sunday? Dat tin na disgrace frm manchester to london as a whole,
Chelsea: go straight to the point.
Wenger: ok, ur broda is in need, any abandoned player can do. We can even pay (brings out his wallet),
Chelsea: no wori, we can give u benayoun for loan, so dat u will have transport back,
Wenger: thnk u ooo, big brodas


hehehe
Jokes EtcRe: Wenger In The Transfer Market by Funkymallam(op): 5:34pm On Aug 31, 2011
Thnx guys, my first on dis section.
More to come,
Jokes EtcWenger In The Transfer Market by Funkymallam(op): 12:43pm On Aug 31, 2011
After a gud football leason @ d theatre of dreams. Arsene wenger dicided to enter the transfer market.
Wenger: we need just 1 more young (kid) midfielders to get a perfect team.
PA: boss, maybe more xperienced ones.
Wenger: dnt worry am d guru, odas r d maga.
PA: boss, u forgot ur cheque booklet.
Wenger: dnt worry, i have enuf cash in my wallet.
PA: wallethuh
Wenger: u forgot i just bought 3 great players for a total of 17mill.
PA: murmurs (na waooo)

wenger meets renne for the player:
Renne: welcome o, oga. D commodity na 30 mill ooo.
Wenger: habar nah, u no sell 6mill?
Renne: u wan thief am?
Wenger: ok, (brings out his wallet), take 5mill, i go balance u 10 mill, if d guy win title wit us.
Renne: hehehehe. Wise man, shee na after six yrs u wan use us gamble? Olorun maje,
Hehehehe
PoliticsRe: Hurricane Irene Alert For Nairalanders In US by Funkymallam(m): 12:29pm On Aug 26, 2011
Y dis hurricane dem dey always bear female name? B4 na katrina, now na irene,
Volcano and earthquake come dey bear men name,
PoliticsRe: Obj Vs Ibb: Presidency Unable To Settle Quarrel by Funkymallam(m): 9:46am On Aug 21, 2011
nakedall:
nothing good can comes out of a blackmen!
Hope u r a naked charcoal black man. Rubbish
SportsRe: Peter Odemwingie Signs New Three-year West Brom Deal by Funkymallam(m): 5:02pm On Aug 20, 2011
The only player i believe his age!
SportsRe: Peter Odemwingie Signs New Three-year West Brom Deal by Funkymallam(m): 5:00pm On Aug 20, 2011
The only player i believe his age!
PoliticsRe: IBB Fires OBJ Again! by Funkymallam(m): 10:26am On Aug 19, 2011
Bigger fool?
Pls continue, we are listening,
Elder statemen abi na older stealing clowns?
D biggining of d end of the deadly clowns,
PoliticsRe: No Dollar Salary For Okonjo-Iweala, Others — Jonathan by Funkymallam(m): 11:50am On Aug 18, 2011
There is BIG difference btw paying in naira and paying in dollars. Dollars is always high, foreign xchange. Open ya eyes
PhonesRe: Nokia E63 For Sale by Funkymallam(m): 10:03pm On Aug 17, 2011
If u will sell for 13k, let me knw
PhonesRe: How To Activate Glo For Glo 3g Plus For Prepaid Lines by Funkymallam(m): 6:15pm On Aug 16, 2011
Hello, pls am having a problem with my glo edge.
My sim was activated b4 i lost my fon, i just retrieved the line, when i inserted it into my nokia x2-01, sent activate to 127, switch of the fon and then on. I got wap settings that i saved, but i can only browse with the fon browser, cant use 2go, opera mini or bolt.
Tried calling cc but cant get through, wot do i do?
CrimeRe: London Riots: Nigerian Remanded For Looting . by Funkymallam(m): 3:06pm On Aug 12, 2011
9ja ninja, d guy sharp shaaaa, one briton mofon even steal table water, but our guy move flat screen tv. But d guy no smart,
At least, he will come home with 1 sure degree 'ex-convict' ode
PhonesOppression 'dump Mtn' by Funkymallam(op): 2:05pm On Aug 12, 2011
Fellow forumist and nigerian, lets give emptyneh a 1daful 10 yrs anniversary present. FROM US TO EMPTYHEN, WITH LUV 'HATE' : DUMP UR EMPTYHEN SIMS, NO CALLING, NO RECIEVING.
We are Nigerians and not fools, they can go back to SA and leave us alone. We can do with glo, etisalat and airtel. Spread the gospel,
PhonesRe: New MTN Tariff Plans: F&F Xpanded, Funlink Reloaded, & Super Saver by Funkymallam(m): 1:50pm On Aug 12, 2011
My guy leave am na rman(money thiefing netwrk agent), he don register with anoda username to promote his pay masters. Sucking slave lyk him! Check it, he just re registered today and dat is his one and only post.
PREACH ON: DROP UR EMPTYHEN LINES, NO CALLING, NO RECIEVING,
fork adict:
This poster must be a forking joker. Are you alright at all? You see say all man dey rake dey tear for MTN say make we no dey use dem line call again. You carry your head come dey ask us make we teach you how you go dey use their line call.

Will you get out of here before i open my eyes. Dont you know their forking "customare care" number?
PhonesRe: Mtn Promo - Free Recharge Cards: by Funkymallam(m): 9:52am On Aug 12, 2011
More sims to be blocked today, money thiefing netwrk(mtn)
PhonesRe: New MTN Tariff Plans: F&F Xpanded, Funlink Reloaded, & Super Saver by Funkymallam(m): 12:56pm On Aug 11, 2011
Money thiefing netwrk. Hehehe.
I only call 8 mtn family and frnds. Glo infinito for oda numbers, emptyhen inclusive.
PoliticsRe: I Was ‘present’ (through The Recordings) When Mko Was Murdered -al-mustapha by Funkymallam(m): 5:53pm On Aug 10, 2011
O boi, see tori, we all dat d evil genius is bad, but all thesehuh Obj = traitor. Abacha, women wahala
BusinessRe: The Worst Telecom Networking Firm In Nigeria by Funkymallam(m): 11:06pm On Aug 08, 2011
I can see some mtn agenrs here, such as rman and 2tek. Tell the people the truth about the family and frnds new tarrifs. The family and frnds reloaded, u r allowed to register 8 mtn numbers to call at 17k/s and 1 oda ntwrk and 1 international number @ 20k/s.
Mtn still sucks
SportsRe: Kanu Nwankwo And Finidi George Shine In Edwin Van Der Sar's Testimonial Match by Funkymallam(m): 2:38pm On Aug 07, 2011
easy broda, r u sure he invited them?

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