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Aigbofa:
Why am I not suprised. You only see what you want to see, and you can never go faster than you mind can let you.

bros dnt take it personal, but i still cnt stop laffing.
Answer my questions na, na 2 drivers?

Cant stop laffing.
@op. Wot s dat tin used for? Or it have two drivers?

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bros u badttt ooo, d dude no eat today cus of hunger strike, na im u say make e burn e self. Who go eat d money wey dem go take settle am na?
I dey laff o

Another osundefender tale.
Nxt, it will b dat Fashola fixed d train system in lagos, d oda in ilorin, kwankwaso dat of kano, Chime dat of Enugu. Rubbish!
The federal government is fixing the railways tru d NRC and not any state governmen.

Nigerians! No wonder d mass failure in our Exams these days.
Stop reading just headlines! Read the full body, i knw its lenghty, but where s dat reading culture?
Well, i pray d equipments are put into good use and capable hands trained.

Chei! Biz man.

Seen it b4, but d remix was gud.
Nice one

Hmmm

Is dat bros Jona?

Thnk u all for appreciating ma handwrk.

@Ileke, pls grow up and stop going offpoint each time.
@Op, i wonder y d op carries Fg. In as much as d Fg have not supported this companies, not just innosson, we also read about Bayero, whose coy s in kano. This major article is about d TUC/NLC, a body that should b protecting the rights of our indeginous firms and workers are now the ones patronizing 'china made'.
Wtf! Dis country is finished, and many of dem will strike once any policy is against their selfish interest. I tell u, some ppl dia want to inflate dos prices and d easier way to do it is go to china.
Pls FG should as a matter of urgency barn importation of buses or increase dia charges @ d ports to discourage it, also patronize d local firms, Enugu has lead d way instead of d FG, for dis i say SHAME!
Pls odas can follow.

Ajibel my boi, just to show him, hw its done. No go take over o, remember Obioma is a tailor wit big scissors as weapon. Just do d trial version ans allow him to purchase full version!

*pulling his ear*
this Obioma sef, now i caught. So dis simple task, u cnt perform?
Oya fellow Ajibel to d room to help u, make sure u watch him closely, cus dat woman don tire to dey lie dia alone.

Bois r not smilling. Pesin don even drop emails

This my son Ajibel, v u greeted me dis evening?

*rubs his head*

Smart Dani, try am again, u go wash plates for 1mnth

And where s dat Obioma?
*searching for him*

No b only boifrnd na daddy frnds.
I doubt if u r a lady sha. Get a lyf

Dani had just 20 naira and went to eat @ ocean view resturant, after eating and could not pay. He was handed over to the police, but as they were headed for d station, smart Dani bribed d police man with his only 20 naira and was set free.

In a competion to rate the best security group in 9ja, Efcc, Army and Police had to compete, by searching for a missing rat in d bush.
First the efcc started investigation by quetionind all d plants and animal in the bush, after some leads and some mnths, they concluded; there was no rat.
Secondly, the army entered d bush and within 2 days burnt down d bush plush d rat, wit no appology, they also declared; no rat.
Then the police, after some days in d bush, appeared wit a badly beaten rabbit, the rabbit was shouting ' ok, i agree am d rat'.


9ja police

And dis my son still run around disturbing Haterz.
*pulls Ajibels ear*

Gullible Nigerians,
Always ready to dance naked @ d market place for no reason.
In as much as i dnt lyk beaf's gut here, but i tend to follow his view this time.
*NIGERIANS, GOOGLE IS UR FRND*
But still there s no smoke without fire.
MADAM MINISTER, COME AND CLEAR YA NAME :-x

Jelosy ke jeremy ni

Dnt wori dear, they almost dia.

According to d article by Colin Udoh on guinessvip tru his twitter account @ColinUdoh.
The major changes include:
1. Eagle's bonus of $10k, has been slashed to $5k.
2. Their lodging in 5-star hotels, such has Nicon Hilton, have been downgraded to Chelsea Hotel, a 3-star hotel.
Nxt might include, the suspension of charteered flight.

Do u think they deserve this?
For me, a big yes and more

I mean, ur terrible xperience wit bin. :-x