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^^ yea we knw @ least u r nolonger bin's sister. U can nw pay Bin's 'groom price', cus its obvious u want d marriage more, Lol api bufday ![]() |
I fink, i will agree wit u on dis one. There s also one plastic coy @ d capital named Millenium and also Juhel pharmaceuticals. Also dat dia nnewi town can b developed. But when will our leaders learn? ![]() |
^^ and neva u come bck. We dnt do albinos here ![]() |
bin gbagbo:so he is not ur fada? ![]() dnt wori, u can nw kiss da bride ![]() but Agy, watch dat tin wey e call mouth o, no nafdaf number ![]() @Ajibel, dnt wori, i will give dem free nama wit cow flu free ![]() thnx all |
Bin is in luv and rushed to his daddy. Bin: dad, am in luv Dad: dats gud son, who is she? Bin: Agy, d neighbour's daughter Dad: ouch, u cant son, she s ur sister, but dont tell ur mum. Bin: *grumbles* nxt day. Bin: dad i v found anoda gurl Dad: gud, who s she? Bin: d oda neighbours daughter, Jane, Dad: she s also ur sister but dont tell ur mum. Angry Bin, rushes to d mum Bin: mum, dad dont want me to marry my luv cus he s dia father. Mum: Son, u can marry anybody, he is not ur father. |
Bin is in luv and rushed to his daddy. Bin: dad, am in luv Dad: dats gud son, who is she? Bin: Agy, d neighbour's daughter Dad: ouch, u cant son, she s ur sister, but dont tell ur mum. Bin: *grumbles* nxt day. Bin: dad i v found anoda gurl Dad: gud, who s she? Bin: d oda neighbours daughter, Jane, Dad: she s also ur sister but dont tell ur mum. Angry Bin, rushes to d mum Bin: mum, dad dont want me to marry my luv cus he s dia father. Mum: Son, u can marry anybody, he is not ur father. |
This is getting serious now! Rascality of d highest order, that is if he actualy vomitted dos words. ![]() |
^^ i wonder for these jobless ppl, una no dey tire? Any thread with Gej or Atiku finds its way to the front page. Was Ben Obi in d opposition b4? Is he no longer in pdp? Reading useless meaning to everything. Smh |
It will all depend on those funny senators and 'Hon' members, lets see if they will agree to slashing dia jumbo pay. |
And Stephen Keshi is named, the new Super Eagle's coach. Mandated to qualify for AFCON 2013 and reach the QF of the WC 2014. Source: @colinudoh on twitter |
Api bufday gurl, V fun but hw old r u? ![]() |
Kai! Dan daudu full here ooo. ![]() |
And where is Mr. Beaf? I tot u v internal info, is it APGA OR ACN? ![]() |
^ and where did u see 120 million naira? ![]() |
^^ dont b too apoi yet, dnt blong to ur club, k? Ajibel is a lil boi dat needed to b tot some manners, am his uncle, only pressed his tiny ba**s wen he attempted to dishour me by pissing. Nxt tym try and answer dat lady cus she might get u a gay albino. Try again, Stupidio Negro Albino sucker. No offienceeeeee, dis s jokes section. ![]() |
^*pulls his ears* dan iska |
^^ i see u have a thing for albinos. Dumb Negro, am not a faggggg. But can huk u up wit ur albino choice, sucker. No offienceeeeee ![]() |
^^ honourable name ke? Stupidio, sori or woteva that is, there is no mud here. Wlkm on board sha ![]() |
Kai, u call am 4 me boko? Damiska, i no b am por boko, u berebe! ![]() |
Is our national honour meant for politicians and entertainers alone? For a young man that has inspired alot of young minds within and outside Nigeria, i think he deserves a national honour frm d govt., a man that has place Nigeria in the 'world map' with the biggest localised site. What do u all think? |
Is our national honour mwant for politicians and entertainers alone? For a young man that has inspired alot of young minds within and outside Nigeria, i think he deserves a national honour frm d govt., a man that has place Nigeria in the world map with the biggest localised site. What do u all think? |
Mallam Aminu Kano Sanusi Lamido Sanusi. Chinua Achebe. Awolowo. Odimegwu Ojukwu. Abike Dabiri-Erewa Babatunde Raji Fashola. Innocent Chukwuma. Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala. Obey Ezekwesili (madam due process). Mallam Nasir El-rufai. Adenuga. |
Mallam Aminu Kano Sanusi Lamido Sanusi. Chinua Achebe. Awolowo. Odimegwu Ojukwu. Abike Dabiri-Erewa Babatunde Raji Fashola. Innocent Chukwuma. Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala. Obey Ezekwesili (madam due process). Mallam Nasir El-rufai. Adenuga. |
Oh! Its Sahara reporters again. *smh* |
@all of u calling Zamfara, kano and other northern states. I doubt if u guys v ever been these places b4. U need figures and parameters to measure these things, not just dat u fink Zamfara is a sharia state, so no good tin comes out of it. Haba |
^^ and who told u they r all frm d east and governed by pdp? Is Jigawa state in d East? Is Anambra State governed by pdp? Wot progressives are u toking of? Did u bother to read d article? Its from the National Assembly if u dnt knw, even Amechi, the chairman of gov's forum comfirmed it |
^^ and who told u they r all frm d east and governed by pdp? Is Jigawa state in d East? Is Anambra State governed by pdp? Wot progressives are u toking of? Did u bother to read d article? Its from the National Assembly if u dnt knw, even Amechi, the chairman of gov's forum comfirmed it |
, and Arsenal wins dia first eva trophy in 8yrs! Kids can now play with dia keyboards, ![]() |
Chelsea's line up: Cech,bosingwa,Cole,Ivanovic,JT,Mikel,Ramires,Lampard,Mata,Torres and Sturridge. And Djourou starts for arsenal. Lol |
^^ Wot have Gej got to do with hw states manage dia resources? Did u even read d article? If u r too lazy to read n understand, i wonder ur moral justifications @ calling names. Smh Some states are borrowing beyond their limits to fund projects, while few odas r managing dias effectively, xpecially Akwa Ibom, u r here spewing rubbish. Go bck, read d article n make useful contribution |
Imagine, even Lagos is not healthy. I give kudos to Akwa Ibom, even with all d capital projects undertaken by this government, the state still remain healthy |
Imagine, even Lagos is not healthy. I give kudos to Akwa Ibom, even with all d capital projects undertaken by this government, the state still remain healthy |
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