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Jokes EtcRe: Bin In Luv by Funkymallam(op): 10:08am On Nov 04, 2011
^^ yea we knw @ least u r nolonger bin's sister.
U can nw pay Bin's 'groom price', cus its obvious u want d marriage more, Lol
api bufday grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Can The Fg Make Anambra The Industrial And Technological Hub Of Nigeria/africa by Funkymallam(m): 10:51pm On Nov 03, 2011
I fink, i will agree wit u on dis one. There s also one plastic coy @ d capital named Millenium and also Juhel pharmaceuticals.
Also dat dia nnewi town can b developed.
But when will our leaders learn? lipsrsealed
Jokes EtcRe: Bin In Luv by Funkymallam(op): 10:05pm On Nov 03, 2011
^^ and neva u come bck.

We dnt do albinos here grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: Bin In Luv by Funkymallam(op): 9:13pm On Nov 03, 2011
bin gbagbo:
thanks 4 appreciating my efforts
thanks bro

i am still the best! kiss kiss
so he is not ur fada? lipsrsealed
dnt wori, u can nw kiss da bride grin grin grin
but Agy, watch dat tin wey e call mouth o, no nafdaf number cheesy

@Ajibel, dnt wori, i will give dem free nama wit cow flu free grin
thnx all
Jokes EtcBin In Luv by Funkymallam(op): 4:27pm On Nov 03, 2011
Bin is in luv and rushed to his daddy.
Bin: dad, am in luv
Dad: dats gud son, who is she?
Bin: Agy, d neighbour's daughter
Dad: ouch, u cant son, she s ur sister, but dont tell ur mum.
Bin: *grumbles*

nxt day.
Bin: dad i v found anoda gurl
Dad: gud, who s she?
Bin: d oda neighbours daughter, Jane,
Dad: she s also ur sister but dont tell ur mum.
Angry Bin, rushes to d mum
Bin: mum, dad dont want me to marry my luv cus he s dia father.
Mum: Son, u can marry anybody, he is not ur father.
Jokes EtcBin In Luv by Funkymallam(op): 4:24pm On Nov 03, 2011
Bin is in luv and rushed to his daddy.
Bin: dad, am in luv
Dad: dats gud son, who is she?
Bin: Agy, d neighbour's daughter
Dad: ouch, u cant son, she s ur sister, but dont tell ur mum.
Bin: *grumbles*

nxt day.
Bin: dad i v found anoda gurl
Dad: gud, who s she?
Bin: d oda neighbours daughter, Jane,
Dad: she s also ur sister but dont tell ur mum.
Angry Bin, rushes to d mum
Bin: mum, dad dont want me to marry my luv cus he s dia father.
Mum: Son, u can marry anybody, he is not ur father.
PoliticsRe: I'll Kill GEJ, His Wife And You If Anyone Attempts To Remove Me - Gov Sylva by Funkymallam(m): 10:56am On Nov 03, 2011
This is getting serious now!
Rascality of d highest order, that is if he actualy vomitted dos words. lipsrsealed
PoliticsRe: Atiku's Running Mate Becomes Presidential Adviser by Funkymallam(m): 10:11am On Nov 03, 2011
^^ i wonder for these jobless ppl, una no dey tire? Any thread with Gej or Atiku finds its way to the front page.
Was Ben Obi in d opposition b4? Is he no longer in pdp? Reading useless meaning to everything.
Smh
BusinessRe: Pay Cut For All Arms Of Government by Funkymallam(m): 8:13pm On Nov 02, 2011
It will all depend on those funny senators and 'Hon' members, lets see if they will agree to slashing dia jumbo pay.
SportsBreaking News: Keshi Named Se's Coach by Funkymallam(op): 6:59pm On Nov 02, 2011
And Stephen Keshi is named, the new Super Eagle's coach. Mandated to qualify for AFCON 2013 and reach the QF of the WC 2014.
Source: @colinudoh on twitter
Nairaland GeneralRe: Happy Birthday To Natasha,, by Funkymallam(m): 1:54pm On Nov 02, 2011
Api bufday gurl, V fun
but hw old r u? lipsrsealed
PoliticsRe: Same-Sex Rights Activists Want Nigerian Homophobic Bill Dropped by Funkymallam(m): 11:32am On Nov 02, 2011
Kai! Dan daudu full here ooo. lipsrsealed
PoliticsRe: News Governor Timipre Silva Of Bayelsa Switches To Apga! by Funkymallam(m): 11:05am On Nov 02, 2011
And where is Mr. Beaf?
I tot u v internal info, is it APGA OR ACN? lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
PoliticsRe: Okorocha Begins Payment Of Stipend To School Children by Funkymallam(m): 4:00pm On Nov 01, 2011
^ and where did u see 120 million naira? lipsrsealed
Jokes EtcRe: Sorry Madam by Funkymallam(op): 11:31am On Nov 01, 2011
^^ dont b too apoi yet, dnt blong to ur club, k?
Ajibel is a lil boi dat needed to b tot some manners, am his uncle, only pressed his tiny ba**s wen he attempted to dishour me by pissing.
Nxt tym try and answer dat lady cus she might get u a gay albino.
Try again, Stupidio Negro Albino sucker. No offienceeeeee, dis s jokes section.
grin grin grin grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: Everything Is Complicated by Funkymallam(m): 10:46pm On Oct 31, 2011
^*pulls his ears*
dan iska
Jokes EtcRe: Sorry Madam by Funkymallam(op): 10:36pm On Oct 31, 2011
^^ i see u have a thing for albinos.
Dumb Negro, am not a faggggg. But can huk u up wit ur albino choice, sucker. No offienceeeeee
grin grin grin grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: Sorry Madam by Funkymallam(op): 7:42pm On Oct 31, 2011
^^ honourable name ke?
Stupidio, sori or woteva that is, there is no mud here.
Wlkm on board sha grin grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: Sorry Madam by Funkymallam(op): 5:47pm On Oct 31, 2011
Kai, u call am 4 me boko?
Damiska, i no b am por boko, u berebe! grin grin
PoliticsSeun (Nairaland) Overdue For A National Honour by Funkymallam(op): 5:31pm On Oct 31, 2011
Is our national honour meant for politicians and entertainers alone?
For a young man that has inspired alot of young minds within and outside Nigeria, i think he deserves a national honour frm d govt., a man that has place Nigeria  in the 'world map' with the biggest localised site.
What do u all think?
PoliticsSeun(nairaland) Overdue For A National Honour by Funkymallam(op): 5:30pm On Oct 31, 2011
Is our national honour mwant for politicians and entertainers alone?
For a young man that has inspired alot of young minds within and outside Nigeria, i think he deserves a national honour frm d govt., a man that has place Nigeria in the world map with the biggest localised site.
What do u all think?
PoliticsRe: Which Nigerians inspire you the most? by Funkymallam(m): 5:14pm On Oct 31, 2011
Mallam Aminu Kano
Sanusi Lamido Sanusi.
Chinua Achebe.
Awolowo.
Odimegwu Ojukwu.
Abike Dabiri-Erewa
Babatunde Raji Fashola.
Innocent Chukwuma.
Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala.
Obey Ezekwesili (madam due process).
Mallam Nasir El-rufai.
Adenuga.
PoliticsRe: Which Nigerians inspire you the most? by Funkymallam(m): 5:13pm On Oct 31, 2011
Mallam Aminu Kano
Sanusi Lamido Sanusi.
Chinua Achebe.
Awolowo.
Odimegwu Ojukwu.
Abike Dabiri-Erewa
Babatunde Raji Fashola.
Innocent Chukwuma.
Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala.
Obey Ezekwesili (madam due process).
Mallam Nasir El-rufai.
Adenuga.
PoliticsRe: PDP Screens Out Gov.Sylva In Bayelsa Governorship Elections - SaharaReporters by Funkymallam(m): 4:30pm On Oct 31, 2011
Oh! Its Sahara reporters again. *smh*
PoliticsRe: The Most Backward State In Nigeria? by Funkymallam(m): 3:02pm On Oct 30, 2011
@all of u calling Zamfara, kano and other northern states. I doubt if u guys v ever been these places b4.
U need figures and parameters to measure these things, not just dat u fink Zamfara is a sharia state, so no good tin comes out of it. Haba
PoliticsRe: 27 States Faces Bankruptcy by Funkymallam(m): 10:18pm On Oct 29, 2011
^^ and who told u they r all frm d east and governed by pdp?
Is Jigawa state in d East?
Is Anambra State governed by pdp?
Wot progressives are u toking of? Did u bother to read d article?
Its from the National Assembly if u dnt knw, even Amechi, the chairman of gov's forum comfirmed it
PoliticsRe: 27 States Faces Bankruptcy by Funkymallam(m): 10:18pm On Oct 29, 2011
^^ and who told u they r all frm d east and governed by pdp?
Is Jigawa state in d East?
Is Anambra State governed by pdp?
Wot progressives are u toking of? Did u bother to read d article?
Its from the National Assembly if u dnt knw, even Amechi, the chairman of gov's forum comfirmed it
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Arsenal (3 - 5) On 29th October 2011 by Funkymallam(m): 4:52pm On Oct 29, 2011
, and Arsenal wins dia first eva trophy in 8yrs! Kids can now play with dia keyboards,
grin grin grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Arsenal (3 - 5) On 29th October 2011 by Funkymallam(m): 12:27pm On Oct 29, 2011
Chelsea's line up:
Cech,bosingwa,Cole,Ivanovic,JT,Mikel,Ramires,Lampard,Mata,Torres and Sturridge.

And Djourou starts for arsenal.
Lol
PoliticsRe: 27 States Faces Bankruptcy by Funkymallam(m): 10:21am On Oct 29, 2011
^^ Wot have Gej got to do with hw states manage dia resources? Did u even read d article? If u r too lazy to read n understand, i wonder ur moral justifications @ calling names. Smh
Some states are borrowing beyond their limits to fund projects, while few odas r managing dias effectively, xpecially Akwa Ibom, u r here spewing rubbish.
Go bck, read d article n make useful contribution
PoliticsRe: 27 States Faces Bankruptcy by Funkymallam(m): 9:05pm On Oct 28, 2011
Imagine, even Lagos is not healthy. I give kudos to Akwa Ibom, even with all d capital projects undertaken by this government, the state still remain healthy
PoliticsRe: 27 States Faces Bankruptcy by Funkymallam(m): 9:03pm On Oct 28, 2011
Imagine, even Lagos is not healthy. I give kudos to Akwa Ibom, even with all d capital projects undertaken by this government, the state still remain healthy

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