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Celebrities › Re: #TAPChallenge: Daddy Freeze Challenges Davido To Help Someone Out Of Poverty by FunnyDude(m):
Rubbish TAP
Celebrities › Re: #TAPChallenge: Daddy Freeze Challenges Davido To Help Someone Out Of Poverty by FunnyDude(m): 2:07pm On Dec 14, 2017
It is well
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2017 Batch 'B' Stream II Orientation Course Date Announced by FunnyDude(m): 6:59am On Dec 12, 2017
dammy13:
​The management of the National Youth Service Corps (NYSC) has said its 2017 Batch B, stream 2 Corps members will begin their orientation course on Tuesday, 16th January 2018, Fabinfos.com can confirm.

This information was contained on the recently updated NYSC Mobilization Time-Table For 2017 Batch B corps members.

The management of the scheme has made it known that the orientation course would be held between Tuesday 16th January 2018, to Monday 5th February 2018.

See the full and complete NYSC Mobilization Time-Table For 2017 Batch B corps members as posted on the NYSC official portal below;

1. Briefing/Sensitization of Final year students/prospective corps Members. 12th Oct – 10th Nov 2017

2. Display of list of all approved programmes for institutions on NYSC portal for cross checking and feedback. 12th – 15th Oct. 2017

3. Collation of Prospective Corps Members’ Data by Corps Producing Institutions CPIs. 12th – 15th Oct. 2017

4. Submission/Uploading of Senate/Academic Board Approved Results for Full/Part-Time Graduates and Revalidation Lists by CPIs. 16th – 21st Oct. 2017

5. On-line Registration by Foreign and locally Trained Nigerian Graduates. 23rd October to 12th November 2017

6. Entertainment of complaints from Prospective Corps Members by the state Deployment and Relocation officers and NYSC Help Lines/Desks officers. 23rd October to 12th November 2017

7. Forwarding of Complaints to Mobilisation Dept by State Deployment and Relocation officers. 23rd October to 12th November 2017

8. Deployment and Printing of Call-up Letters by ICT Department. 13th – 17th Nov, 2017

9. Notification/On-line Printing of Call-up Letters/Delivery of Call-up letters to Institutions (stream I). 17th – 20th Nov, 2017

10. On-line Printing of Deployment Disposition by Corps Producing Institutions (CPIs). 18th – 21st Nov, 2017

11. 2017 Batch ‘B’ Orientation Course (Stream II). 16th January to 5th February 2018

http://fabinfos.com/official-nysc-announces-orientation-course-date-2017-batch-b-stream-ii-pcms-see-details/

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Corpers wee!! Do your medical fitness certificate needed for camp @ 3k. Only serious minded pcm should contact me please.
08159127748
Romance › Re: Nairaland Get Together Party'03 by FunnyDude(m): 6:51am On Dec 12, 2017
I was there in the last version 1.0 at Elegushi beach . It amazingly crazy. I enjoyed it though with my Romncelanders niggas and slay Queens. Looking forward for this version 3.0.. Blast again
Phones › Re: Phone For Sale. Neatly Used!! by FunnyDude(op): 3:16am On Dec 11, 2017
eponoloyin:
Why are you selling? Be honest
Yes, because I just feel like it and buy another again. For those people than knows me that my nature. I sold my last phone here too before I bought this.
Note: phone is in good condition, very neat and with receipt.
Phones › Re: Help Needed Urgently On Phone by FunnyDude(m): 5:59pm On Dec 10, 2017
I want to sell my 4 months neatly used phone
Phone name : Ulefone

Specifications :

Android 6.0,

4g lte network,

3gb ram and 16gb rom,

Fingerprint,

13mp and 8 mp camera,

4200mah battery
,
5.5inches screen

and many more.

Price: # 35, 000
You can call me 08159127748
Computers › Neatly Used Phone For Sale by FunnyDude(op): 5:48pm On Dec 10, 2017
I want to sell my 4 months neatly used phone
Phone name : Ulefone
Specifications :

Android 6.0,

4g lte network,

3gb ram and 16gb rom,

Fingerprint,

13mp and 8 mp camera,

4200mah battery
,
5.5inches screen

and many more.

Price: # 35, 000

You can call me 08159127748
Phones › Phone For Sale. Neatly Used!! by FunnyDude(op): 5:33pm On Dec 10, 2017
I want to sell my 4 months neatly used phone

Phone name : Ulefone

Specifications :
Android 6.0,

4g lte network,

3gb ram and 16gb rom
,
Fingerprint,

13mp and 8 mp camera,

4200mah battery
,
5.5inches screen

and many more.

Price: # 35, 000

You can call me 08159127748
let talk
Computers › Lesson : How I Solved My Hanging Laptop Problem Back To Normal by FunnyDude(op): 10:24pm On Dec 05, 2017
Has your system ever hanged or froze unexpected without no improvement of normalcy in sight? You can here me right! This is no joke as my laptop almost gone with virus I contracted from helping someone out. This is my lesson :

Rule 1: Never help anyone with your laptop especially the one's concerning data cleansing or USB charging. I saved my dear self from exploits by laptop engineers . I saved my laptop from undergoing formatting with these technical support from Windows.

How Did I Made It Work ?

- Go to control panel
- Click on System and Security
-Click on Fix and update
Note: You have to delete all anti-virus on your laptop before this tutorial will work.
- Then Click on Windows update.
I. Under it click on the date the system began such abnormally behavior
III. The windows software will do a very deep scan on your computer to check for Malware or any other foreign agents in it.
III. After that you can leave your system till the next day before you on it again. Every spirit of hanging, freezing will dissapear.

Any questions you are free to ask, let help one another. It's a small world you know.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Need A Teaching Job @ Muslim School by FunnyDude(m): 2:30am On Dec 04, 2017
ShaheedBinAliyu:
Islam cut across all aspects of life.. a muslim must stay away from things that can make him or her into n0n muslim . .and stay away from sin as much as possible.
Truth. Quran 2 vs 115. Allah said if the whole world gathered to help you and Allah hasn't predestined it for you, it won't work and so as vice versa.
Brother, stand firm in the Deen no matter the temptation.
Hunger, death, trial, loss of wealth are all a test of this world we all passes through as a muslim.

Remain resolute in the Deen. One thing is sure in life after all these struggle. Qul Nafsi zaiqqa fil al-mutt.
Computers › Re: My Laptop Hang Unnecessary. Any Solution Pls by FunnyDude(op): 3:19pm On Dec 03, 2017
theGigolo:
Document it here so others who encounter same can utilise the knowledge in the future.
Alright
Computers › Re: My Laptop Hang Unnecessary. Any Solution Pls by FunnyDude(op): 9:02pm On Dec 02, 2017
scarplanet:
System hanging can result from a number of things:
1. Virus.
2. Malware.
3. Attaching an external device that must have corrupted a Windows/registry file.
4. Installing an incompatible software program.
5. Check for and disable unnecessary startup programs. Uninstall unnecessary programs especially browsers extension and toolbars.
6. Running more than one antivirus program.

Don't be quick to format your system or purchase any hardware. Sometimes a system restore and/or installing an up-to-date antivirus program will fix the issue
Thanks bro. I have cleansed it myself without loosing any data. With the help of YouTube video. Laptop is working fine again.
Celebrities › Re: Pasuma Celebrates 50th Birthday,Set To Reveal 10 Things You Don't Know About Him by FunnyDude(m): 5:23am On Nov 27, 2017
Wow.. Oga nla. You look so young for 50
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Thread closed by FunnyDude(op): 6:53pm On Nov 26, 2017
Xsem:
Now I know the kind of breast milk you were bred with. Please nobody should go near cow's milk. It depreciates your IQ and throws you into a world of delusion, just like the op. Shame on you and your effort to inundate the importance of first class degrees and the sum total of the effort put to achieve that. You are a shameless mediocre, better go hustle since you wasted your time in school while others read to stupor.
What gave you the assurance that those with first class are not doing great in there respective chosen career path? What gave you the notion that they are jobless or languid? Young man don't just disgrace yourself further in your bid to denigrate the first class degrees.
Don't intend throwing jabs at you first class lots. But you are disgracing that degree. Why can you guys be crying of unemployment like a witch hunt pdp members instead of creating one for yourselves. If you that good as you said, you will be giving others job not crying for jobs as it is prominent today.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Thread closed by FunnyDude(op): 6:49pm On Nov 26, 2017
simplebb:
There is no big deal in getting First Class and you can't even make 2.1, I laugh at you, stop pouring your frustrations online. Why the bitter feeling towards the First Class and 2.1 holders?? Why downplaying their hard and smart work and efforts in striving to be the best in school?? This mindset won't help you, to grow or go up you only need to focus on yourself, you won't get to the top by bringing others down. Nobody is intimidating you except you.

Please just stop this argument, some people work hard to earn and merit their 2.2, you are even making 2.2 look like a fail result from school.

Stop promoting mediocrity, Look at the bright side and work your way to the top, quit this enmity with other degree holders, it won't help you. I wish you the best in life.
That's the bitter truth. Though, it is hard to accept.
Computers › Re: My Laptop Hang Unnecessary. Any Solution Pls by FunnyDude(op): 6:44pm On Nov 26, 2017
scarplanet:
System hanging can result from a number of things:
1. Virus.
2. Malware.
3. Attaching an external device that must have corrupted a Windows/registry file.
4. Installing an incompatible software program.
5. Check for and disable unnecessary startup programs. Uninstall unnecessary programs especially browsers extension and toolbars.
6. Running more than one antivirus program.

Don't be quick to format your system or purchase any hardware. Sometimes a system restore and/or installing an up-to-date antivirus program will fix the issue
Thanks appreciate
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Thread closed by FunnyDude(op): 5:19pm On Nov 26, 2017
mhisterdreezy:
you want to employ first class graduate but you got second class
Because they believe in employment with their degree
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Thread closed by FunnyDude(op): 5:18pm On Nov 26, 2017
Most of you think you work harder than those those of us with a 2:2 or 3:3 while in school. You think you were smarter than us. But I think you are not smart enough to know that tertiary institutions is a place where competitions are set for different species of animals with their own peculiar limitations. You wouldn't know what some of us go through to even get to be in the same class with you. Yes, majority of those with lower grades definitely know about all these things you mentioned. But what are we to do when so many things arm twisted us to settling with what we have. Anyway, I have always said it that no fc can intimidate me simply because of his better grade. This is because I know the content of this 2:2 holder and I know for sure that having similar or even close the surrounding conditions of a fellow who had fc in my school days, I will replicate same or even do better. Please stop the stereotypical believe that 2:2 or 3:3 holders were lazy while in school or were less smarter than those who got better grades.
By the way, 80% of the questions in our tertiary schools' exams are past questions. That a person who did a thorough check of the past questions and got a better grade does not translate to having a better understanding of the subject matter than the rest of the students. In most Nigeria universities, one can easily cram his/her way to first class with the right environment. So, there Is no big deal in getting a first class my brother.
Copied.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Thread closed by FunnyDude(op): 11:11am On Nov 26, 2017
Hozier:
"I'm thanking God for giving me a 2.2..........."


First of all, God didn't give you a 2.2 your performance in school gave you a 2.2. Everything in life is garbage in garbage out, and the same concept applies to studying in school as well. You obviously didn't study hard or smart enough to make a 2.1 or first class.


Secondly, what I'm about to say is to young students in school - ensure as much as possible you graduate with at least a 2.1 or a first class. It will not guarantee you success but it will make your path to success easier. Don't listen to all these frustrated 2.2 and 3rd class graduates always willing to downplay the benefits of graduating with a good result.

Hustling is not mutually exclusive to 2.2 & 3rd class graduates alone, you can make a first class and still hustle towards success. I can list over a 100 first class graduates who are top professionals in their fields as at today.
Sir, Nobody is trying to downplay first class here and neither I'm I frustrated too. But check around you today, how many first class made it outside their certificate. Where are those brilliant bookworm in your set in school today? Probably nowhere to be found because they have been bought off with salary. My lesson is that drop your certificate ego and hussle hard. It is psychological First class certificate mostly is the reason why most first graduate are lazy to create a value on their own. Rather they keep waiting for someone to get them hired based on their A4 paper in their file called certificate. They have lazy mentality, that's why I'm thanking God for not giving me while in school. You didn't know me in person that's why, sir. I'm delighted to inform you that I'm a bookworm while in school. But is a long story.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Thread closed by FunnyDude(op): 11:10am On Nov 26, 2017
Hozier:
"I'm thanking God for giving me a 2.2..........."


First of all, God didn't give you a 2.2 your performance in school gave you a 2.2. Everything in life is garbage in garbage out, and the same concept applies to studying in school as well. You obviously didn't study hard or smart enough to make a 2.1 or first class.


Secondly, what I'm about to say is to young students in school - ensure as much as possible you graduate with at least a 2.1 or a first class. It will not guarantee you success but it will make your path to success easier. Don't listen to all these frustrated 2.2 and 3rd class graduates always willing to downplay the benefits of graduating with a good result.

Hustling is not mutually exclusive to 2.2 & 3rd class graduates alone, you can make a first class and still hustle towards success. I can list over a 100 first class graduates who are top professionals in their fields as at today.
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Computers › Re: My Laptop Hang Unnecessary. Any Solution Pls by FunnyDude(op): 11:02am On Nov 26, 2017
Lexusgs430:
Have you used a resource checking program, to see how hard your RAM is performing while computer is running?
No sir.
Computers › Re: My Laptop Hang Unnecessary. Any Solution Pls by FunnyDude(op): 11:01am On Nov 26, 2017
hotdealz:
Instead try installing a fresh operating system on your hard drive first.
I'll consider that. Thanks
Christianity Etc › Re: Lady Converts A Muslim Uber Driver & Leads Him To Christ. See Reactions by FunnyDude(m): 9:14am On Nov 26, 2017
She is mad... Idiot
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Thread closed by FunnyDude(op): 7:50am On Nov 26, 2017
Munae:
mtchew.
I think say u don even happen sef.
I'm the next big thing to happen in the world we live in. Lazy mindset you posses.
Business › . by FunnyDude(op):
I have been doing mini Importation from China and Singapore, Japan and Germany for some time now. To be sincere, Importation is very interesting . In fact the phone and laptop I'm currently using were ordered from Singapore mid this year.
I'll be taking you through the following ;

The best Nigerian Banks with lowest Fx rates.
My experience and mistakes as a novice
How to place cheap order
How to shipping in your product and Receiving
How to beat down prices internationally
And lots more.

This information will be free

you are ready? Comment let start the lesson.
Jobs/Vacancies › Thread closed by FunnyDude(op):
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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: First Class In Mathematics Needs A Job by FunnyDude(m): 7:05am On Nov 26, 2017
Thanking God I graduated with too-too. Since then I've already knew the world hold me nothing. It's made me who I am so far. First class certificate atimes give one this unrealistic entitlement in life.
Computers › Re: My Laptop Hang Unnecessary. Any Solution Pls by FunnyDude(op): 6:45am On Nov 26, 2017
Lexusgs430:
RAM?
4gb
Career › Re: Live Life – You Only Get To Live Once by FunnyDude(m): 2:36pm On Nov 25, 2017
Thanks for this
Computers › Re: My Laptop Hang Unnecessary. Any Solution Pls by FunnyDude(op): 2:24am On Nov 25, 2017
Lexusgs430:
What are the internal specifications of the laptop ? And how well are you managing your storage & RAM ?
Thanks. 2.7 processor 160gb Hdd

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