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urvillagepeoplee:
we are programming d German thunder that will fire this zombie op this evening by 4pm.

It's past 4pm and still hale and hearty here.. Up Chelsea

Chuknovski:
my brother you are mean...may God have mercy on you after kpanshing her you are now saying you can't marry you better repent before pregnancy or sickness catch y

His mercy endureth forever.
He who doesn't sin should cast the first stone. Mr Peter...

MrBrownJay1:
if you had been HONEST with her, from the beginning, you wouldnt be in such predicament....sadly, you must have acted like "whatever" in order to get in her pants....and now that she is down for you, you are here writing nonsense about her. this old cargo was great for you to mount, isnt it?! hwy talked down about her now?!

if a supposedly young graduate was Indeed "fresh", he wouldnt have to mount supposed OLD CARGOS....know your position bro!

Bros life is sweet under a woman. Trust me if u are in my shoes then u will do more. Especially that English part of yours.

Shut up and tell us how you finally made it in life. Not here to read all these long story of yours.
Did you have 30 billion in your akant like David?
Did you have money like husshpupi? Mompha?

Swerve abeg

Safiaaa:
im 22. But even at my age 32 is still not old

Don't worry until u get there, when guys stop looking your direction. Just imagine yourself in 10yrs time.

abelprice:
Lol... nor let her swear for u o.. cos if she do.. he go worst pass your village pple.. ..

Bros it is mutual thing. We both enjoyed it. I didn't force my way in. She willingly spread her legs.
Nothing like swear here.... I also wasted my sperm

SydneyBrown:
When u were sleeping with her, u didnt knw she was an old cargo?

Didn't I mentioned that Konji dealt with my emotions then.. Use ur lens

Safiaaa:
I never knewiI a 32 year old woman is an old cargo? You need prayers

She is old joor.. When there is 17,18,19,20's with firm breast everywhere around us.. I will now settle for such age. Or are u a single lady of above 30yrs too? Tell me the truth.

Just because Konji controlled my emotions and I slept with this 32yrs old single lady about 2months ago. She informed me that she's in love with me initially , I think is due to scarcity of husband/suitors , yesterday she Informed me that I should marry her since I've been sleeping with her. Tufiakwa..! How can a young and fresh graduate marry old cargo of
32yrs.
Please help me oo.. Is it a crime to help her ministry?

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I'm a BSc holder in Statistics, while in school I'm respected and also earn some income too especially for final year student in Education, vet medicine, Agriculture dept, pharmacy etc... As at then you'll see Older men and women begging me to teach them Statistics work, analyze for them... Truth is Data Analysis is cool and it will continue because the field is not saturated due to its rigour"The course hard". Atimes you earn up to 20k in less than a day when you have a rich clients.. Truth is for you to enjoy to data analysis you have to know your onions.

I'm a BSc holder in Statistics, while in school I'm respected and also earn some income too especially for final year student in Education, vet medicine, Agriculture dept, pharmacy etc... As at then you'll see Older men and women begging me to teach them Statistics work, analyze for them... Truth is Data Analysis is cool and it will continue because the field is not saturated due to its rumour. Atimes you earn up to 20k in less than a day when you have a rich clients.. Truth is for you to enjoy to data analysis you have to know your onions.

You can learn from me but I'm serving in osogbo I will teach you : SPSS EXCEL MINITAB R Data simulation Data interpretation.

is not easy as Corp member especially during this recession period.
Well, me do use hot plate to cook and it really save me a lot. I buy my food in bulk so I do cook everyday.
I barb once in a month. My only expenses is subscription, call card and siblings I do send money to.
In my own state, Only 19800 allowance I'm earning.. State govt paying nothing even the ppa also gives story.. But all in all just do what you can offer this one year and move on with your life.

U made a mistake bro..
Rule 1: Never rent a house that has landlord
Rule 2: Always remember rule 1.


This same thing happened to me when I was in my final year in school then, my landlady really disturbed me then.

kullozone:
So na the small change wey you collect for Nairaland na em you dey take go fvck abi?
Ogbeni, leave Naija people... Go Collect better money from white man.

Which yeye change is that.. Nairaland people didn't help me at all when I needed it rather they mocked me then. Bleep em all. Who them help

Fourwinds:
was John the Baptist a sinner? I'm waiting for answer

Go ask your pastor not me

Fourwinds:
"who doesn't sin should cast the first stone " that's the line a lot of idiots use these days to perpetuate their evil crime..... nonsense

But it is true na.. Who doesn't sin should cast the first stone.

MrCross:
Enjoy your service year Bro...

But remember that only you will be Responsible for the Consequences of your Actions

Real G's move in Silence like Lasagne...

Yes boss. Thanks boss
In 2face voice "Who doesn't sin should cast the first stone."

patosky3310:
Four years after NYSC, I never bleep woman. OP teach me.

Your balls go don heavy by now oo.. Chai sorry to hear that. There is this technique I do use to catch all these slay girls. Even the one condemning me here will be bleep if they meet me offline.
Life

smith042:
which state be that when they give u pu...y any how

Baba na one of this South west State oo... Punnana is the cheapest here.

Missthin:
idiot stupid liar you that is impotent how did you sleep with a girl

Impotent kwa.. Pray I didn't bleep you else u go carry k leg

Nobleacct:
You may think you are enjoying yourself, but actually you are wasting God's precious gift away. Let me tell you this whenever there is sexual intercourse, there is also exchange or either curse or blessing, depend on who you do it with. Repent don't acquire demons that u will regret later.

So u believe that trash in this century? Bro ur certificate must be questioned. Not only exchange but dollar exchange too.. Smh

Smallville10:
Na Corpers like You Purpose Dey Die For Accident

Shut up.. Coman kill me na.

Is that not UNN Vc I'm seeing in the picture.. prof Benjamin u don join them abi. Disappointed in u prof

aragonchuks:
Brother ride on..
You only live once... Dont forget to use protection

Brother in the spirit. Thanks .. Pm me your bank details I'll send u recharge card money for this comment.

MiaB:
https://www.nairaland.com/3813246/me-pls-dont-funds-travel

when you finish don't come here and beg for transport back home like you did here

Shut up!! God won't allow me beg I rebuke it. If not for my side business went AWOL then u won't be saying this trash to me... Well, I'm OK now and I can feed u for 5years with no stress.

Rorachy:
See how you decided to waste your productive time on top of women, time you will use to think about your life after NYSC.

Pathetic!

Whose yeye time is that. Afterall no job in Nigeria, let me enjoy my service year abeg. When I reach the bridge I will cross it. My bleep target is estimated to be 200 before the completion of my service next year. Toasted another 2 ladies already today.

HelenBee:
Don't come and tell us later how they collected the small glory you have through sex o.

All these religious bigot sef. Tell me something.. So those men, guys sleeping with call girls every weekend in Lagos, PH, Abuja and yet there business is still flourishing are, still buying latest cars, building houses. Yet some holy mofos can't buy ordinary bicycle. Truth is, that believe is just a effing fallacy to me.

I've bleeped up to 15girls within 3months.. I dey fear oo.. I did one in my room yesterday night with my new babe.. Breast feeding 100%..she sucked my cork well. Her Breast is so firm and gushh.. Thank you nysc for this opportunity given to us.
PS: He who doesn't sin should cast the first stone here.