NYSC › Re: September Allawee Updates by FunnyDude(m): 7:23am On Sep 30, 2017 |
Osun coper had been seeing their own since midnight. Hope i receive mine today make i flex my baba tomorrow |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: The Life Of An Unemployed Graduate by FunnyDude(m): 8:47am On Sep 28, 2017 |
All yhu shouting this and that the op is not serious..time heals things.. Everything is still 6feet under the ground. So u betta not be over comffy with ur present situation. Imagine 100yrs from now. Where will all these our noises, position, ambitions be? My advice is that we should not in our bid to be rich and get our have soiled in evil deeds. I'm not lazy neither so dont bring in that with me here. Since the day my younger sister died and buried, life has been Vanity with everything therein because at the end is still vanity
Vanity six-feet under the ground. |
Education › Re: Writing WAEC 10x Those Days Because Of 2 Subjects, How Many Times Did You Write? by FunnyDude(m): 6:35pm On Sep 23, 2017 |
I did olevel exam 7times cos of english . I tire then oo.. Thank God say I'm a graduate today. |
Family › Re: Sex Once In 3 Months, Lasts 30 Secs Yet He Blames Me For Not Giving Him A Child by FunnyDude(m): 2:18pm On Sep 21, 2017 |
jennyluv090: Can somebody tell me where I have gone wrong. We have been married for 3 years and have a lovely son. We both want another child but my husband hardly touches me. He asked me to move to my room because the cry of the baby disturbs him at night. Now when I need sex badly i have to go to his room start initiate sex. No pre-intimacy. Most times, he tells me he s tired. On the other times he would penetrate me and even before i become wet in 3o seconds, he has released. I really dont know how to handle this. I love my husband. Im sure he s battling on how to solve his problem but he keeps blaming me infront of his family that i am the reason we dont have a second child. I have been tempted on one or 2 occasions to tell them about his bedroom problems, but i choose to save his ego.
Please help out!! Your husband is passing through an emotion imbalance state. so many things dusturbing his mind but wouldn't want to reveal to you maybe as a woman. Don't blame him. My own little advice is that ensure you communicate your feelings, thought, fantasy to him because communication is key in any union. |
Career › Re: JESUS LOVES YOU. GIVE YOUR LIFE TO JESUS by FunnyDude(m): 5:28am On Sep 21, 2017 |
shedmamo: Becoming a web developer. You have to be determined and very inquisitive on how things work online. The zeal to want to immediately develop your own website and even build a mobile app should be in you. The tools needed to start this web development tutorial are. 1. A laptop, 2. A web browser e.g google chrome or internet explorer 3. Text editor e.g Notepad or Notepad++ 4. An internet- since you might be doing a lot of reading from online sources.
When all these are available.. Comment, ' Lets Go' Lets Go |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 5 Ways To Deal With Parental Pressure After NYSC by FunnyDude(m): 6:17pm On Aug 29, 2017 |
Just start from somewhere, but starting somewhere doesn’t mean u should not have great plans for yourself. Seek spiritual help about your life. Even in philosophy, there is what we called "Metaphysics". My advice to youths especially the male folks is this, make sure u try to be self-reliant and independent without your parents. Have a plan of exits from your parents house immediately after you complete your service year so as to have the burning desire in you to succeed. You won't love competing with your siblings in pot, you will love having your ownprivacy. Trust me, you won't be in your comfort zone where you have access to free food, electricity, not paying any bills and be able to strive hard to someone that has bills to pay.
THINK, THINK & THINK to avoid embarrassment from your little siblings. |
Career › Re: Can I Make A Living Out Of Data Analysis by FunnyDude(m): 4:18am On Aug 28, 2017 |
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Romance › Re: Proven Strategies To Catch A Sugar Mummy: Learners And Pro Get In by FunnyDude(m): 5:22pm On Aug 27, 2017 |
They are all around but they will be proven innocent. Sugar mummies can be easily get at clubs, pool or popular social events.. At these places the level of familiarity is low and u can play along with such woman. I'm a living example though. |
Romance › Re: I Was Caught By My Two Mistresses While On Bleep Yesterday by FunnyDude(op): 7:17pm On Aug 26, 2017 |
Drprecious: It's very simple, if u weren't caught red handed, u lie, she's jus a friend, a niece, ur cousin, ur colleague or whatever. If if they found u on her(clothes on), u fell on her, she pulled u to her like she was playing, she was seducing u...shikena If u were caught on her naked(just u), u had a bath and on coming to the room to dress up, she pulled u to herself trying to seduce u, u wanted to get ur cream that fell on the other side of the bed, u slipped etc If she was naked and u were caught on her with ur clothes on, easy, she was seducing u and u were reluctant, u fell on her because u were trying to shield ur eyes while trying to get her something to put on so she can be descent. If u were caught both naked(no penetration), u were abt to do it wen u changed ur mind because of ur love for the catcher(call her ur gf). If u were both naked and doing it(penetration and all) dude say ur dick feel into her pussy. A player never admits even though he's bn caught red handed, walahi. Keep straffing bro, b4 marriage snatches u, u are only young once.  Boss!!! I hail your format oo.. Walahi u dey on point. Rule1: A player never admit even though he is being caught red handed. Rule2: Always remember Rule1. All these girls don enta soup for my hand the more.. Thanks bro |
Romance › Re: I Was Caught By My Two Mistresses While On Bleep Yesterday by FunnyDude(op): 7:11pm On Aug 26, 2017 |
marisdgreat: no wonder a corper friend from here wants to use your method towards me Really? Pls help the brother out of Konji zone. |
Romance › Re: I Was Caught By My Two Mistresses While On Bleep Yesterday by FunnyDude(op): 4:37pm On Aug 26, 2017 |
yomi007k: As a corp member now is d time to plan ur life.
If u can kill ursef pls do because life is so HARD and it wud be worst if it kills u.
Save money, plan, learn skills...life aint easy In this recession na him I want save allawee? Planning is to God cos he owns tomorrow. Skills is a continuous thing.. I can still do that after service year |
Romance › Re: I Was Caught By My Two Mistresses While On Bleep Yesterday by FunnyDude(op): 4:34pm On Aug 26, 2017 |
TheManofTomorrow: Then I hope you they Bleep those women with protection? Yes boss I have 10pack Cd in my room. Rough rider, golden circle |
Romance › Re: I Was Caught By My Two Mistresses While On Bleep Yesterday by FunnyDude(op): 4:30pm On Aug 26, 2017 |
marisdgreat: hmmm corper's life is always like that, pls why is it so? Ask your sadist federal Nigerian universities professor why they make graduation so hard in school to the extent u won't even have the time to enjoy school life especially if you attend the Federal owned. But as Corp member u have nothing to worry about anymore aside looking for job after service, no exams, allawee dey alert steady, varieties of punnani around, girls are dying to date us. So many factors contributed to our promiscity behavior. |
Romance › Re: I Was Caught By My Two Mistresses While On Bleep Yesterday by FunnyDude(op): 11:41am On Aug 26, 2017 |
TheManofTomorrow: You have not gotten a job And you are doing like this. Misplaced priority.
If them dash this one HiV now, they will sa it's village pple Hiv ke. I take God beg you oo.. Me never wan join my grand mother n father for heaven. Life too sweet |
Romance › Re: I Was Caught By My Two Mistresses While On Bleep Yesterday by FunnyDude(op): 11:36am On Aug 26, 2017 |
yomi007k:

Wonderful achievements. ...while some other people are counting in millions, creating new stuffs and businesses.
Soon Buhari will be blamed. Oh I should kill masef abi .. Clap for urself. When my time comes I will also count mine too. Remember I still be corp member. |
Romance › Re: I Was Caught By My Two Mistresses While On Bleep Yesterday by FunnyDude(op): 11:35am On Aug 26, 2017 |
RadicallyBlunt: You no be good strategist o. You can get them back. it will just cost you money Baba I tried oo, but came without even calling. I think they have had the rumour about me changing girls in my neighborhood. |
Romance › Re: I Was Caught By My Two Mistresses While On Bleep Yesterday by FunnyDude(op): 11:33am On Aug 26, 2017 |
phintohlar: Oh boy, o je tan niyen oo (u don enter am) u should even thank ur star dey didn't remove ur front teeth. Na only God knw wetin una dey find upandwn. Na to.to we dey look for na |
Romance › I Was Caught By My Two Mistresses While On Bleep Yesterday by FunnyDude(op): 7:54am On Aug 26, 2017 |
Infact, is not easy to be a play boy ooo... It comes with a cost also, which I'm currently passing through. It happens yesterday night when my Bleep mate came visiting to cook me a soup for the weekend. Long story cut short, we had hot Bleep afterwards, then while on it two of my mistresses came unnoticed for their evening session (Lols); fight broke out between them, I need to run to my fellow corper house to calm the tension. Pls how can I mend my way back in their heart.
LIFE OF A FOOTBALL PLAYER!
P. S : He who has not sin before should cast the first stone on me. |
Romance › Re: Nysc Has Made Me Bleep Fuckaholic..help by FunnyDude(op): 7:41am On Aug 26, 2017 |
Thanks all your input is appreciated. No bad blood. |
Romance › Re: God Punish Konji... IMAGINE by FunnyDude(op): 7:37am On Aug 26, 2017 |
deafeyez: Him help the woman ministry because of scarcity of younger blood. God bless you my brother. I helped her out |
Romance › Re: God Punish Konji... IMAGINE by FunnyDude(op): 7:36am On Aug 26, 2017 |
xross: you are right
old cargoes are a mess.
they become opinionated and bossy
nagging and nagging
and most times they are wasted
saggy bobies
borehole BTW legs Yes bro.. Old cargo are sadist. Falling boobs and wide punnani. Rubbish |
Career › ... by FunnyDude(op): 6:48am On Aug 26, 2017*. Modified: 7:24am On Aug 26, 2017 |
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Investment › ... closed.. by FunnyDude(op): 6:40am On Aug 26, 2017*. Modified: 7:25am On Aug 26, 2017 |
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NYSC › Re: Data Analysis by FunnyDude(m): 7:42pm On Aug 23, 2017 |
GIBT: Owo I reside in Lagos and Osogbo, Incase you are interested in the package. |
NYSC › Re: Prospective NYSC 2017 Batch B Corps Members by FunnyDude(m): 4:24pm On Aug 23, 2017 |
Corpers Wee!! Do your medical fitness certificate with 3k . You can reach me on 08159127748, please only serious minded PCMs. |
NYSC › Re: Data Analysis by FunnyDude(m): 9:49am On Aug 22, 2017 |
GIBT: Tnx bro. Proximity is d problem here, and I also Want to be certified afta d training. where are you residing |
Romance › Re: God Punish Konji... IMAGINE by FunnyDude(op): 8:49pm On Aug 21, 2017 |
Requiem18: Stupid op shoved his dick into that dusty old puss puss and wasn't ashamed.... Now you calling her old lol.... I'm sure you ain't getting any of your mates puss puss Shut up.. I bleep my mates, bleep teenagers, bleep my elders.. Eff uu |
Career › Re: Can I Make A Living Out Of Data Analysis by FunnyDude(m): 7:39am On Aug 21, 2017 |
preciousnobel: My discipline is medical physiology, can I learn it? Yes off course, u will need it. |
Romance › Re: Nysc Has Made Me Bleep Fuckaholic..help by FunnyDude(op): 6:54pm On Aug 20, 2017 |
Vikky014: dude just go and be useful to yourself sex will ruin ur future. How can sex ruin my future. In fact, it glows ones health skin How many sex I've I achieved compare to icon like obontami, born2fu.ck etc CC: obontami must hear this.. |
Romance › Re: Nysc Has Made Me Bleep Fuckaholic..help by FunnyDude(op): 5:48pm On Aug 20, 2017 |
SweetJoystick: Na so you take dey collect glory too? No mind her.. Na so she dey collect those people wey dey climb her glory too.. Wicked soul |
Romance › Re: Nysc Has Made Me Bleep Fuckaholic..help by FunnyDude(op): 5:44pm On Aug 20, 2017 |
Vikky014: other guys are busy attending lectures for a professional certificate and doing SAED yours is fu*king tomorrow now you will start whining of how you finished NYSC since ten years without job. while not learn a skill during ur service year. Keep quiet jor...Did u know me? Are u d one that trained me through school. How did you know that I won't get a job after service or maybe I have one already running u don't know. Are you God? By the way, tomorrow take care of itself anyhow it comes I move with it. |
Romance › Re: God Punish Konji... IMAGINE by FunnyDude(op): 5:37pm On Aug 20, 2017 |
Cool23: So you are part of the hit and run crew No.. Just a Yoruba demon whose mission is to terrorizing the South East babes, South South(calabar, Akwa ibom) ladies and some few yoruba girls that are gifted with big ass. |