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PoliticsRe: Stella Oduah Armoured Car Scandal House Committee Hearing (2) – Live Update by funnyx(m): 4:41pm On Oct 31, 2013
dontjealousme: Fashola is a Armed Robber. How does a gov explain the purchase of 9 Armoured vehicles. No wonder he keeps harassing the poor traders of Lagos.
Stupeed illiterate grin grin I like it when f00ls like you expose yourselves, just keep quiet next time on topics you know nothing about.
Fashola is an elected official, as long as the cars he purchased were appropriated for by the state house of assembly and passed into law it is perfectly legal so stop comparing apples with oranges. If Jona can buy fleet of aircraft to fly about to Jerusalem to lick one yeye stone as an executive Fashola too can buy as many cars he deem necessary.
PoliticsRe: Stella Oduah Armoured Car Scandal House Committee Hearing (2) – Live Update by funnyx(m): 4:05pm On Oct 31, 2013
It's like buying expensive cars just to convey your obodo oyinbo friends not minding the fact that the roof over your head is leaking and your kids are going hungry grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Stella Oduah Armoured Car Scandal House Committee Hearing (2) – Live Update by funnyx(m): 3:09pm On Oct 31, 2013
[quote author=baby-boy]All I see here, is someone coached and prepared all her answers, I smell a cover up

Why would the Aviation Minister attend to or purchase bulletproof cars foreign dignitaries?

Dont we have a foreign Minister?[/quote]Exactly! How important are the 'foreign dignitaries' and was this purchase approved by the FEC as stipulated by the law?
PoliticsRe: Open Secret: Beware! Not Only Oduah, Many More Are In Their Crosshairs by funnyx(m): 9:59pm On Oct 30, 2013
TechWalker007: It's high time we have SS/SE/MB media houses to do to SW what they are using Sahara desert squirrels and Punchless-ng and Osun amembo offender to do. You have to give them a portion of their soup.

And with the massive corruption in Lagos, there will be enough to feed a nation.
But you have Champion and the Sun now, no one is stopping you from starting your own online news, there are still many desert available in case you're fixated with Sahara. Desert like Kalahari, Atacama or even Arizona are still available grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Open Secret: Beware! Not Only Oduah, Many More Are In Their Crosshairs by funnyx(m): 8:47pm On Oct 30, 2013
Prof Corruption: As usual, the OP is chasing shadows!

Stella has a chance to defend her self, she's just not doing that. Pray tell, how long does it take to address the media?

1. Let Stella present a copy of the budget where funds were appropriated for this car. That's not difficult to do and I don't see how the Lagos Media ( a convenient concoction considering the ownership structure of those media outlets) is preventing her from doing so. In fact, she can publish it in the so called Lagos media to shut them up.

2.Let Stella tell us N255 million is within her approval limit as a minister without input from the Federal Executive Council. The last time I checked, the approval limit was pegged at N100 million. She should publish or republish the excerpts where this contract was advertised for bidders. How are Yorubas preventing her from doing this?

3. Perhaps Stella should tell us why the Bureau of Public Enterprise is not aware of this transaction. I guess the Lagos media and the Yorubas instructed Stella to jettison due process.

4.Stella claimed, as justification for the purchase, that her life was under imminent threat. Did she file a police report and did police recommend purchase of such car to enhance her protection/security? Why is she not using this car? Is she now more secured without these cars?

5. For a minister that claimed security justification for this purchase, why would Coscharis have to lie to NSA that the car was meant for Lagos state government? Why ? It should have been a straight forward case of Mrs Oduah's life is under threat, so we are buying this car for her. No be so? Perhaps the Yoruba and the so called Lagos media instructed Coscharis to follow that route.

6. Now juxtaposed all these with contradicting justification offered by NCAA that the vehicles were purchased to convey foreign dignitaries. When did that tradition start? Is it the the job of NCAA to receive foreign dignitaries or the ministry of foreign affairs? So if NCAA is buying an armored car for foreign dignitaries, why can't the agency apply to NSA for security clearance, why did they have to link Lagos government to this? And who's overseeing NCAA, who gave the final approval for this? Lagos Media? Yorubas? Or Stella Oduah?

7. Mazi Ikenna, who should we believe now-Mrs Oduah or NCAA?

Rather than inventing non existent anti-Igbo conspiracies, you should tell Oduah to come out of her hiding and defend herself.
Mazi, if I were the one so accused of misappropriation, I would take the following steps:

1. Publish my ministry budget for the year and put special emphasis where the item is listed.
2. Publish documents that show the deal follow due process
3.I would offer to step down for three weeks to allow EFCC to investigate any allegations of wrong doing.

What's not clear to bigots like you is that Stella's replacement won't be Yoruba, Hausa or whatever. Her replacement ll come from her state. So really, I don't see how Stella's sack will butter the bread of Yorubas or Hausas. When Barth Nnaji was forced to resign, did Yoruba take his job? Who was nominated to replace him? Another man from the East. When Festus odimegwu was forced to resign because of his talkative nature, who is there in acting capacity now? Yoruba or Hausa?

We all know there is excessive tribalism in Nigeria. But it's a new low to invent bigotry to defend a clear case of conflict of interest, cronyism and criminal abuse of office. Tell Oduah to take responsibility for her irresponsibility.

PS:
If Lagos media is giving her problem, Enugu media can as well help her answer these questions.
This post is a killer punch grin grin
PoliticsRe: South-East, South-South Professionals Tell Oduah To Quit by funnyx(m): 8:30pm On Oct 30, 2013
DerideGull: Can your idiotic ethnic group take Igbo on one-on-one in the spiral of arms? Is there any ethnic group that could slide into the war path with Ndigbo and survive to tell the story?
Empty chest beating as usual, where does this supposed invincibility of igbo comes from? May be you tell us a little about igbo war exploits undecided
PoliticsRe: Stella Odua On FFK by funnyx(m): 4:49pm On Oct 30, 2013
Very lame grin grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Tonye Okio Has Been Arrested (President Jonathan’s Critic) by funnyx(m): 8:05am On Oct 30, 2013
lastmessenger: lets tell the truth nobody will arrest an innocent man and detain him in a democratic setting.i red the report with an informed mind.the truth is this: the main aim of the report is to discredit Gej
So he has been hiding under his bed while texting Sahara reporters to release the reports of his detention just to discredit your gej? Why we have so many dregs and cretin like you in Nigeria is beyond me!
CrimeRe: Nigerian Nightclub Bouncer Is Jailed For molestation by funnyx(m):
Katsumoto: Yes, you started all bitter. If there are men in your life who love you and who whom you, then you will not be insensitive to the plight of men who have been accused unjustly of rape.

No one said all rape victims are liars. We are only stating that the incidence of lying about rape is too high. So high that lives have been destroyed. You can't have a blanket rule that once a woman cries rape, then she must have been raped.

Take each case on its merit. In this case, there isn't anything to suggest rape other than the word of the woman.

What is few to you? 'Few' is relative in this case. For me, one man going to prison after being falsely accused of rape is too much. Do you know why? Because it could have happened to me.

You hit no nerve, the perceived insults are only as a natural reaction to the insensitivity of your position and the moronic logic you applied in reaching that position.

If you move away from your default position that all men who are accused of rape are guilty of rape, then we can find common ground.

I repeat, apart from the words of the woman, what about this story makes you believe that rape really occurred?
Unfortunately, this is what many fails to think about, once a man is accused of rape they automatically assume he's guilty.
A friend of mine was accused of rape by his Nigerian girlfriend, what saved him was the text they exchanged before and after the act. The girl later confessed that it was her mum that forced her to lie against my friend simply because he's a Yoruba and also to use it as an avenue to take control of the girl's life who according to her has been very rebellious lately. BTW the girl is 19 years old but still live with her parents. He was later released by the police but no charges were brought against the girl or her mother neither was he offered any support or compensated.

Initially when he told me about the case I put the whole blame down on his feet because as a man in his late 30s I expect him to have settled down. Without the evidence of a consensual sex he would have been convicted as the odds were against him.
CrimeRe: Nigerian Nightclub Bouncer Is Jailed For molestation by funnyx(m):
Afam4eva: It's really a sad world that we live him. This is why a lot of woman who have been molested are afraid to come out because of fear people like Katsumoto, Coogar and Shymmexx who have taken up the job to defend r.apists. I wonder what's next for these folks. maybe, defending Alquaeda. may God save us.
Sometimes I wonder how your brain is wired grin grin I thank God for you because at least you've seen some female folks dancing to your tune. Unfortunately like you they are default to think in just one particular way without looking either right or left, none of the posts by the posters you mentioned justified the rape, this is a forum where people can share ideas so there's nothing wrong if some set of people instead of following suit in condeming the convict like wildeerbeest in Masai mara decided to look at the issue from a different angle.

I know you hate the UK but since you do not live here what gives you an idea about life in the UK? probably from tales from some Uncle London undecided The victims of rape deserves justice and all the help the can get but so also are the wrongly accused who on many occasion get no form of support whatsoever just because they are men.
CrimeRe: Nigerian Nightclub Bouncer Is Jailed For molestation by funnyx(m): 8:28pm On Oct 29, 2013
Ama28: Seriously what kinda name is Idreez Popoola?
So not Nigerian
100% Nigerian grin grin may be you're not a Nigerian undecided
CrimeRe: Nigerian Nightclub Bouncer Is Jailed For molestation by funnyx(m): 8:27pm On Oct 29, 2013
coogar: i stopped believing english women after the fadayomi saga some years ago. thankfully, the jury used their common sense to determine the victim was a pathological liar. 'mide fadayomi was cleared but he lost his studentship, properties & friends while awaiting trial in prison.

this was my eye-opener....

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1280926/Student-cleared-rape-emerges-second-man-committed-suicide-falsely-accused-woman.html

if her friend didn't testify against her, fadayomi would have gone to prison just like idriz. then again, it was her 2nd time of making a false rapë claim. the first dude committed suicide cos he couldn't cope with the stigma.




you are a tool!
i am sure you function on a single digit IQ. even the brits acknowledge the fact that they do make mistakes. ever wondered why capital punishment has been abolished in western europe? it's because they cannot rely 100% on the courts to determine who's guilty or not - and any mistake results to an innocent man sent to his death.
Thank you coogar, that's the link I was looking for! That case was pathetic especially for the family of the dude that committed suicide based on false r4pe claim.
CrimeRe: Nigerian Nightclub Bouncer Is Jailed For molestation by funnyx(m): 8:08pm On Oct 29, 2013
Katsumoto: Afam,

I have often told you to use your brain when debating.

Did anyone state that there is no rape in the UK?

All folks with experience of UK women are only stating that English women sometimes lie after coi.tus. This is a fact.

They do it to famous people so as to sell their stories. They do it to common folks if they feel the chap didn't give them the attention they want. They even do it if their husband/boyfriend/father finds out they were with another guy.
They even accuse their husbands of rape.

If the incidence of lying about rape is so high, then every case needs to be taken on its merit. This story doesn't add up for me. They had drinks, went to mickey dees, then went to her late at night. She then drove him to the station the following morning. Where are the tests that indicate forceful penetration?

He was probably convicted because he was a black, Nigerian, illegal immigrant.
Thank you Kats, sometimes when one debate with Afam its like talking to a wall because many times his mind is made up already grin
CrimeRe: Nigerian Nightclub Bouncer Is Jailed For molestation by funnyx(m): 7:51pm On Oct 29, 2013
eaglechild: Really?
Now it's the British women, you want it to get to the level of India before they start crying out.
There are false claims everywhere and genuine ones too.
It's obvious that you lack the capacity to understand my posts, I know you're an extremely opinionated poster so I'll rather leave you in your own little word, I have better things to do.
PoliticsRe: Tonye Okio Has Been Arrested (President Jonathan’s Critic) by funnyx(m): 7:46pm On Oct 29, 2013
PointB: Perhaps my frontal lobe is underdeveloped when compared with Albert Einstein's. Question is do you have have any grey matter where it out to be? Or is the cow dung in there responsible for the poo you always write? undecided undecided undecided
It's obvious you live in f00ls paradise grin grin grin you must have thought about yourself as someone intelligent. Anyway, there's nothing wrong with being ambitious, a cat may see itself as a big tiger cheesy cheesy cheesy
CrimeRe: Nigerian Nightclub Bouncer Is Jailed For molestation by funnyx(m): 7:40pm On Oct 29, 2013
Afam4eva: I'm not surprised that some people are defending an accused rapist.
Afam, you see while some may appear to be defending the convicted rapist many others are just looking at other possible scenarios based on what many British white girls are known for. There has been many cases of false rape claims in Britain and it appears to be getting worse, a simple search on daily mail website brings out the following:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/home/search.html?sel=site&searchPhrase=false+rape+claim+woman+sentenced
The link has bee changed by NL filtering system so replace the molestation in the link to r4pe and see for yourself.
PoliticsRe: Tonye Okio Has Been Arrested (President Jonathan’s Critic) by funnyx(m): 7:32pm On Oct 29, 2013
PointB: Clap for yourself if you think you have made any iota of sense with this poo of a post!
Of course my post won't make any sense to someone with underdeveloped frontal lobe so why should I be surprised?
PoliticsRe: Tonye Okio Has Been Arrested (President Jonathan’s Critic) by funnyx(m): 7:17pm On Oct 29, 2013
PointB: Let me digress a little.

They say Mr. Okio is an intellectual and the oppressor is the President, perhaps that's why his case has been given voice by our Resident Hypocrite, and his gangs.


When Nigerians were rounded up in the street, sent to detention camps for several months, unceremoniously and wickedly dumped by the foot of the bridge in the dead of the night, these same hypocrites claimed it was just and fair, and that the victims were destitute and derange, because their benefactor - Fashola was the aggressor in chief.

Perhaps since I don't know Mr. Okio from Adam, I could be justified in saying he is a destitute, even deranged, and is currently being rehabilitated in a Federal Rehabilitation center. I could say it with the same ferocity as the hypocrites who defended the deportation saga.

Those who come to equity must learn to come with clean hands.
You're irredeemably dumb grin chei I even thought you're a bit smart huh
Why can't you put forward any reasonable argument in your life without mentioning Tinubu? Have you been raped or sodomised by Tinubu before? Because I really don't understand why you can't seem to do without him.
This man is not even in govt, does not control the police or the army so why are you always terrified of his name?
The issue at hand is about a Nigerian who was arrested and still being detained without charge. He is being prevented from contacting his family or his lawyers and we are supposed to be in democracy? Are you proud of your ogogoro master for running Nigeria in a manner that's even make Abacha look like a saint?
I wonder how people like you sleep at night but one thing I'm sure of is all enemies of Nigeria like you will soon perish, if thousands of you stand on our way you'll be crushed. May God reward you abundantly according to the works of your hands.
CrimeRe: Nigerian Nightclub Bouncer Is Jailed For molestation by funnyx(m): 6:24pm On Oct 29, 2013
texanomaly: Have you been in one before, or have you been watching Prison Break on TV?
Never! Olorun ma je grin grin I've watched many programme about US justice system on several channels such as Nat Geo, CI, ID and many more.
CrimeRe: Nigerian Nightclub Bouncer Is Jailed For molestation by funnyx(m): 3:07pm On Oct 29, 2013
texanomaly: Prisons in the US are the same. Inmates make tax free purchases, get free gym membership, have better meals than public school children, receive free higher education, free medical, free dental, free cable TV and WiFi, and much more. All paid for by law abiding, tax paying citizens.
There are even laws protecting them from the weather, where law abiding citizen would have to work in all type of weather.

Don't get me started angry
You must be kidding, US prisons are far worse than any prison in western Europe, prisons where prisoners get sodomised, intimidated by gangs, routinely placed on solitary confinement and where prisoners are constantly used as rubbish men to clear the street undecided may be some prisons where less dangerous criminals are accommodated may have some of those luxuries you mentioned but many US prisons don't.
PoliticsRe: N255m Car Scandal: Finally, Jonathan Moves Against Stella Oduah by funnyx(m): 9:24am On Oct 29, 2013
Bliss4Lyfe: Jonathan should know the games APC are playing. Oduah is a test and Jonathan must pass that test with flying colours.

Stella Odua stays.
You guys should stop your juvenile rants because it's getting stale and irritating, if you can't sleep its APC, if a thief decided to steal it's APC's fault blah blah blah.
Did you see APC's name on the invoice or any document relating to the purchase?
PoliticsRe: Kwankwaso To Aviation Minister: Allow Airlines To Do Business In Kano by funnyx(m): 8:40pm On Oct 27, 2013
[quote author=Me_Aboki]Hey, just who the hell do you think you are, calling ppl bastards? Do you even know the meaning of that word? Besides, if there is anyone likely to be a bastard here its probably you.
After-all, your women are known harlots and serial abortionists, leading the way in ashawoism (at national and international level); that's why your menfolk would not marry them until after they impregnate them, to make sure that their wombs are still intact.
You must have landed on your head when your mum was trying to get rid of you in a pit latrine, that's how you must have gotten that flat head and the mental deformity that gave you the audacity to call other ppl bastards - a monkey like you for that matter[/quote]Ah! shocked shocked shocked Aboki sofri sofri o grin grin grin Eleyi o wa po ju!

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