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PoliticsRe: Lagos Rejects Hijab In Public Schools by Fussbot: 6:01pm On May 15, 2013
I don't know bout lagos state sha..bt here in oyo state we have d secular govnmt schools and we have d "muslim grammar schools"also owned by d govt..maybe it was founded cus of issues like dis..

Naw in d former,u are not allowed 2 do anything religiously,(no hijab,sutana etc jst school uniform)bt d lata u can do anyfin islamic(hijab,evwitin are allowed)and dey are both functinoing well..

I've neva even wondered y dey didn't create "christian grammar school" also maybe I should naw...

Maybe dat wld also be d best 4 lagos if dey had notin of such...
PoliticsRe: Lagos Rejects Hijab In Public Schools by Fussbot: 4:35pm On May 15, 2013
tintingz: looking at the gender on ma profile na male so i be bros grin

Again i said from monday to thursday christians do their preaching, singing from SOP booklet if you dont have one with you na bulala for your yansh... grin

Muslims only preach on fridays and at the finishing part of the assembly we will still shout 'in Jesus name'

Now tell me do they want all muslims to pray like christains?
bro al d gvmnt schools I know sing both songs

And about monday 2 thursday ish,it depends on d environment,if u stay in a place like ilorin where muslims are the majority infact all d days are 4 muslims...

Bt a place like ibadan,ogbomoso u shld expect d vice-versa
RomanceRe: Why Is A Typical Nigerian So Pessimistic About True Love? by Fussbot: 3:39pm On May 15, 2013
Op stop pretending u are happy with him..cus u know u are not comfortable with him...at dsame time I wnt advice u 2 leave him cus u must marry dis year..u grab??k
CultureRe: The Most Ridiculous Bride Price You Have Ever Heard? by Fussbot: 3:13pm On May 15, 2013
myOGAonTOP: somewhere in Imo State (no kidding):
400 iron buckets
600 yam tubers
2.3 million
21 pieces of wax wrapper
14 pieces of hollandis
20 cartons of green soap, cream and face powder
4 cartons of hot drinks
?? Cartons of beer, malt and mineral (cant remember the exact number. It was in the second list)
1 Calabash of kolanut
3 jars of alligator pepper
28 yards of lace
shoes, bags , jewelleries, scarves for mama
lion head shirt, cap, staff and shoes for papa
etc. This was for the first list.

We (and the girl's siblings) protested but the groom told us to chill. He was like he was going to use his savings and settle up for everything . He paid for EVERYTHING on those two lists and took his bride home. He warned the in-laws never to call him or step into his house. That was it. The guy never told anyone bout his job at agip until we came for his house warming party.
I dont know what most communities think a bride price is. Is it a sale of a commodity or an alliance with another family?
ha!almost 4m??*i have died*
CultureRe: The Most Ridiculous Bride Price You Have Ever Heard? by Fussbot: 3:10pm On May 15, 2013
Dat imo state na die o...my broda's 4wend paid 800,000....na in cus am wey be sae if u jst toast dia wife lik dis..den fit kil u...d most annoying thing be sae..most of dis imo men no dey allow dia wife work(maybe 4 my area sha)..4 sae na me ehn u go work my money bak 4 me o....but den dey 5n sha....yorubas no dey collect money....
RomanceRe: Wen Last Did You Woo A Girl?? by Fussbot(op): 8:16am On May 15, 2013
[quote author=Mynd_44]What's woo?[/quote]2 eat
RomanceRe: Wen Last Did You Woo A Girl?? by Fussbot(op): 8:16am On May 15, 2013
Jan8: When lasthuh I'd say this month...
Don't generalise o. Men are actually looking for girls,,,you're not in dat category that's why you're bringin dis up.
k it could be..but do u think u should also generalise cus den woo u dis month??
Music/RadioRe: Nigerian Best Female Rapper by Fussbot: 2:23am On May 15, 2013
D gal fkup big time..I no know y she change d original beats..in sweet pass dis 1 wey in use 4 dis video...4 sae songs dey sick ni,den 4 don admit d song taetae..I 2 heae am abeg(d original version)
Music/RadioRe: Black Magic Vs Burna Boy by Fussbot: 2:18am On May 15, 2013
Blackmagic repete mon she dada mon she jeje o!


Me tinks vector has yawere tan ode ti ja woja tipe nawgrin


Burna boy,wizkid..etc should buy blackmagic's handouts 2 learn...
Music/RadioRe: What Killed 9ice's Career ? by Fussbot: 1:34am On May 15, 2013
If 9ice no dey our party u kno we are missing

U know girls no dey plenty

U know guys no go(I don 4get)lol

Op na u kill in carrier??he stil getting more shows u know??

Wat is affecting him naw is dat (I 2 kno)double albulm dat he rlsd..1 sweet d oda no sweet,d former con affect d lata both no con sweet...lol

Jst wait til he drops anoda albulm....#omo ilu mi#

*plays mo gbese le*
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Wigan (4 - 1) On 14th May 2013 by Fussbot: 9:35pm On May 14, 2013
Ramsey abi who scored??



hope sae no be my coach next 2 die o..fergiegrin
CelebritiesRe: Big Brother Africa: Nigerian Celebrity You Wish To See In The House? by Fussbot: 9:30pm On May 14, 2013
Haha!














Sanyeri nko?? grin
CultureRe: Traditional Yoruba Names And Their Meanings by Fussbot: 9:01pm On May 14, 2013
donroxy: U no well ooo; ADEBISI can never mean konga!!!

Ade means crown ::::::::::::: wetin be ''BISI'' !!!

Abeg many Yoruba dey bear ADEBISI/OLABISI pls what does it mean ?


What is BISI ?
bisi--2 reproduce na..smtin added again..- try??
CultureRe: How Are You - Is It A Rude Form Of Greeting? by Fussbot: 8:49pm On May 14, 2013
Sm1 younger dan me:how are u??




Me:am fine,how is mumy and daddy??

---------------------------------

Sm1 younger dan me:how are u BRO?

Me:I jst dey o aburo.. (Ynga1)

Shikena!
RomanceRe: Wen Last Did You Woo A Girl?? by Fussbot(op): 7:56pm On May 14, 2013
sexkillz: [color=#000030]1887. [/color]
it must hav bin long 4 u rili.....


Since ogu.....tongue abi?

Lol
RomanceRe: Wen Last Did You Woo A Girl?? by Fussbot(op): 6:54pm On May 14, 2013
lordizak: i don't flirt anymore, i got my girl. I detest to even mingle with d opp sex, Except on academic grounds (but our girls are way too daft).
k..bt wat has dat got 2 do wit our gals bin daft?
RomanceWen Last Did You Woo A Girl?? by Fussbot(op): 4:34pm On May 14, 2013
Lol....I was just chatting with my 4wends 2dae and dis question came up like...wen last did I even woo a girl..it's bin long o..and I also asked my 4wends and dey were like..it's not like b4 jhor...I naw decided 2 ask u guys here 2 know ur views..if it's bin long..y??

Is it cus u are naw more busy wit life?

U are satisfied with ur current gf??

U have so many gfs??

Or u havn't seen ur type 4 long??

We jst dey compain sae our ladies no marry,we sef no dey woo dem na..lol..and 2 confirm dis,let's ask our ladies wen last dey were approached by a man??
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Fussbot: 8:50am On May 14, 2013
Wtf??670,000 people??

Wow dis rili means more dan football to dis people it's dia lifestylegrin

Pls how wld any sane person want to leave dis kind of environment??
RomanceRe: Dear 25+ Ladies: How Market? Especially the Unmarried! by Fussbot: 8:05am On May 14, 2013
Oh!we shall see....
RomanceRe: Dear 25+ Ladies: How Market? Especially the Unmarried! by Fussbot: 6:53am On May 14, 2013
Idowuogbo: Oponu ara Galatia,Ikeji ewure, omo tan ye kan fi ru bo, arindin,oku gbe, Asiere Egbon asiwin o ni ila kaye ni? Na every time u dey ko agidi bori bi Obuko dudu baba Sunday. Jeez! Grow up! All dis o san lori o sha lori nonsense u dey talk, na armu robber dey talk dat kian thing. Get a life! U warapaleptic Buffon!
lwkm
Are dis rili coming out 4rm an "agbero"?abi idowuegbo koi ni??

Kai..egbo,I also saw u viewing dis topic yestenit naw bt u cldn't type smtin lik dis wen I was online na so u fear me reach??
I'l pretend like I have a thick skin and ignore u 2...but..mo ti mean iwo na gaan..k
RomanceRe: Dear 25+ Ladies: How Market? Especially the Unmarried! by Fussbot: 6:47am On May 14, 2013
kulyie: e no go ever peper me for body because me i get life,you you no get.na to dey pursue motor up and down be your job na.afterall they say he who is down needs fear no fall.you are part of the wretched people of the earth.

Your own don finish,go sleep :/
lwkm
Like u seriously typed dis wen I left??baby we were both on dis thread 4 lik 1hr na...u cldn't type a thing lik dis...hence,I'l admit u are a coward and ignore u...bt I don mean u gaan ni bai.....
RomanceRe: Dear 25+ Ladies: How Market? Especially the Unmarried! by Fussbot: 6:43am On May 14, 2013
kulyie: what is the difference alainironu,abeg go sleep joor.at least thank God you have agreed you are a tout.ko iranu e lo make i go meet better person wey get sense pass you :/
lobatan!like dia's no dfrnc btw a garage and a car park??u nid 2 consult ur dictionary..I wld av lectured u bt I no get time...*wu go marry olodo lik u*..jst wondering!
CultureRe: Traditional Yoruba Names And Their Meanings by Fussbot: 10:25pm On May 13, 2013
Limaoscar: @Fussbot,
Where are the Ami oke and Ami Isale to help us non-yorubas pronounce/sound these names properly. Once you get the signs please also do something with ooh kay ooh(OKO)
lol..I no sabi how I go do am ni naw...bt bro,if u no be yoruba how u con know sae I sps put ami..iwo omo atohun rin wa yi...
RomanceRe: Dear 25+ Ladies: How Market? Especially the Unmarried! by Fussbot: 10:08pm On May 13, 2013
kulyie: koshi lo,good riddiance to bad rubbish.eriboshey ri,bi kiki eba :p
lwkm....oro yen wo lara....lwtmb...iwo si jona bi epa fufu!
RomanceRe: Dear 25+ Ladies: How Market? Especially the Unmarried! by Fussbot: 10:06pm On May 13, 2013
kulyie: as for the number one issue,i have proved that i am not transgendered.2ndly after i called you a cow on the loose,you sweared and promised to do more if i reply by swearing and i did that yet you dindt swear cheesy i even offered the thing that you people drink in the garage that gives you boldness (i mean the paraga you and your nurtw colleagues drink at the park but you refused (because you were getting scared of me cheesy) so no dey lie.3rdly i dont expect nurtw members to be mentally sound so i am not disapointed,at least you know how to display their characteristics well and to your last point hope you are not a rapist because you are sounding like one with the kind of nonsense you are requesting.hope your penis does not get erect when you see a 4 year old naked girl cheesy
lwkm..rotfl..please I had 2 come bak..

2ruly,I am a nurtw member..but I work @ a CAR PARK not a GARAGE

*see ur life* lwtmb
RomanceRe: Dear 25+ Ladies: How Market? Especially the Unmarried! by Fussbot: 10:00pm On May 13, 2013
kulyie: as for the number one issue,i have proved that i am not transgendered.2ndly after i called you a cow on the loose,you sweared and promised to do more if i reply by swearing and i did that yet you dindt swear cheesy i even offered the thing that you people drink in the garage that gives you boldness (i mean the paraga you and your nurtw colleagues drink at the park but you refused (because you were getting scared of me cheesy) so no dey lie.3rdly i dont expect nurtw members to be mentally sound so i am not disapointed,at least you know how to display their characteristics well and to your last point hope you are not a rapist because you are sounding like one with the kind of nonsense you are requesting.hope your penis does not get erect when you see a 4 year old naked girl cheesy
ERROR 404

*odaro*
RomanceRe: Dear 25+ Ladies: How Market? Especially the Unmarried! by Fussbot: 9:57pm On May 13, 2013
kulyie: i have pointed one of them out to you 8-) so you see,i am not transgendered,i was actually born a female cheesy
Ode!mistake dey 4 pidgen??abi na incorrect spelling dey dia??abi past tense and present tense??...I don fkup big time,how I go dey follow a pre-learner exchange words since??

And lastly,did u point 1 or some??lwkm..kai...I no even swear 4 u..na in I don finish u lik dis...lol

*waiting 4 ur last reply make I go sleep*
RomanceRe: Dear 25+ Ladies: How Market? Especially the Unmarried! by Fussbot: 9:32pm On May 13, 2013
chelseabmw: Its fulfilled my love grin grin grin am single too kiss kiss
grin
RomanceRe: Dear 25+ Ladies: How Market? Especially the Unmarried! by Fussbot: 9:30pm On May 13, 2013
kulyie: no just let me start pointing to all your gbagauns because they plenty well.no think say because i no say anything about am,i no see am.2ndly you promised you will SWEAR remember cheesy and they say promise is a debt,i dont mind passing my boundary, ALL I WANT YOU TO DO IS TO FULLFILL THE PROMISE YOU MADE.if you know say you no fear kulyie (kuli kuli) cheesy and you be the true son of your father and mother,do it.i want to actually dare you.if you know you are a man and not a little timid boy,do it,if you have a penis,do it.i like daring people like you cheesy
1stly,if u no point out my gbagauns den u are a transgendered!

2ndly,I was well brought up than to be swearing @ sm1 that didn't offend me,in other words it means I didn't promise 2 swear @you..promise?i posted something,you called yoursef a cow and I warned you by swearing @ you and I said you could get more if u swear back(which luckily 4 you,you havn't)

3rdly,I wise pass u so I kno sae even if I swear 4 u 2nit in no go pain u cus u are well prepared 4 it...bt u sha don know naw sha sae I no gbadun..

And lastly about joystick....hmmmm..u want 2 know if I have a joystick??2 dat I'l say no1 in your family can withstand my joystick....oko to badt to long to tunwa fe!u wana confirm??bring all d gals in ur family...meeeee!
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland June 2013 Contest - NOMINATIONS & VERIFICATIONS. by Fussbot: 9:05pm On May 13, 2013
Haha!I jst dey laff @ al dis gals wey dey snap dia boot**s ans b**obs put 4 dia profile pix,and wen u check dia personal text u'l see JESUS may do sososo tin or am married 2 JESUS..it's sha bout Jesus..lol

I con dey wonda,na so our naija gals holy reach?grin
RomanceRe: Dear 25+ Ladies: How Market? Especially the Unmarried! by Fussbot: 8:52pm On May 13, 2013
kulyie: i know say you sick,e dey obvious,even without you talking mo mope o wa mentally ok,oya swear na.shebi you dey feel like person wey sabi swear,why you con dey fck up.dont be shy,abi should i buy paraga for you so that you will have the boldness to swear.no worry nobody go arrest you if you swear
Haha...how can someone be so foolish?

You just saying "swear,swear" odindinrin ni?

You think you repeating thesame thing I said will annoy me?

U neva pass ur boundary na

And I think that would be good for you u really...to ba fe sorigbe...

And lastly if I was ur father,I would sue your english teacher...u grab??lwkm
RomanceRe: Dear 25+ Ladies: How Market? Especially the Unmarried! by Fussbot: 8:40pm On May 13, 2013
chelseabmw:
Your seperate is not correct na lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed its separate....I remember when my english flogged me in JSS3 cos i kept spelling it wrongly....Even my Israel turn to isreal then grin grin grin abeg correct urself before i go cool
grin
chelseabmw:
Your seperate is not correct na lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed its separate....I remember when my english flogged me in JSS3 cos i kept spelling it wrongly....Even my Israel turn to isreal then grin grin grin abeg correct urself before i go cool

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