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Every 26+ lady must vex

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Dis macmanaman wan kil city o..then,wen den buy dis espinoza guy??It used 2 be bossenjiour or 1 black guy lik dis 4 dat left bak....d guy sabi sha

Is dis also a bad habit??cus me dey do am wela..anywia sef














Bitting fingers!

Lwkm.....no mind me wahlai....u guys jst nid 2 check dis guy's latest single REPETE! and tank me later...lol

Ewo awon omo mi

Na me be dis o!

Blackmagic repete mon se dada mon se jeje!

Mehn if u sabi gud music u must 2 luv dis guy....

I don't tink den stil dey do am lik dat dis days sha


Bt dis my ss2 own pain me gaan

Dis gal was my crush in second school and she also attended d party,luckily 4 me my 4wend was d mc

As a sharp guy na,as I was told dey were going 2 pass d disc,I quickly went 2 my guy..if u no wan die u must kal me 2 pass d disc ni o and u should stop d music wen it got 2 d gal...we sha planned evwitin includind increasing d bailing price so dat nobody wld be able 2 bail her(jst 4 me 2 kiss her..lol)

Evwitin don dey go as we plan am o..I don pass disc d gal don dey front....had it bin I'v known dat 1 stupid rich senior was going 2 spoil my show ni,i wld av tld my 4wend not 2 even leave space 2 bail d gal....

As my 4wend asked"anybody dat want 2 stop dis guy 4rm kissing dis gal should come up with 2,000..."Mehn I don dey happy like"who wan get 2,000 4 here"u dey mad!

Na in dis my senior standa bring 2,000 come front..mehn! 4 my mind I was like(o soribu ni!iwo were yi!)E no go beta 4 dis guy o!me wey be sae na 550 or so dey my body....

Na in I sha no see dis gal kiss DAT DAY!




Even dough me sef no go kiss d gal dat day(we neva chop liver joor..lol)al was jst 2 know how d gal dey feel bout me..maybe she was going 2 be reluctant if I kald her..bt she didn't!we lata do smtins 2geda sha..



Oh!farridah!I miss u o..lol

Lwkm @ AkPU belly....avn't done a gal wit one b4 so I dn't know how u guys feel....

Hey guys I jst got anoda love naw aside olamide...and he is no anyoda person dan??














Blackmagic ft lilwayne
Blackmagic ft evwibody

Mehn dat dude jst won me with repete!

Eh!blackmagic repete mon se dada mon se jeje!
Lol

kofsy: You had 208, why the heck are you complaining? You had better face your book and prepare for your post utme coming up next month... If you score high in your post utme, OAU will definitely pick you. You may not get your desired course, but at least you would be admitted.

I laf in ijebu @ dis..gal here is a candidate of oau last year with 240 jamb..243 post utme...I stil dey.................k

Bak 2 topic,hope u can read wat's above?naw tel me how can some1 wit dos scores last year failed jamb dis year??(U can only understand better if u've done oau post jamb b4)even if I didn't read anyfin 4 dis year's jamb,al wat I read dat gave me dos scores last year wld dfntly give me 200+ dis in dis years jamb...bt here I am..#thinking bout next year already#











Que cera cera!

We bin dey talk since morning and d guy stil gat notin 2 talk on dis like an apology since??















Dis guy don chop liver o...

It's a pity u want 2 kill the SELLING POINT of ur site(freedom of expression)with ur own hands....abi can we xpress ourselves freely with all dis rules??na REAL wa o!

[quote author=Foxy_Ultimate][size=20pt]Manchester United is the greatest club ever!!![/size][/quote]lwkm..u sure dey aren't more dan dis??

RuuDie: Well, he'll get the "European experience" at UTD.

Or did Mourinho come out of his mother's womb with "European experience"!?

abi o

coogar: goal.com that told us rooney already signed for city? in 2010?

2moro is near

Lol..olamide no even sabi my mama o.....I jst lik d guy 4 naw ni.....

coogar: goal.com?
they have less credibility than a $1 whöre in maui

oh!so u tink??I blv goal.com dan skysports....lol..it's moyes rili..

coogar: goal.com?
they have less credibility than a $1 whöre in maui

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jude33084: if manU can still continue and perform welll after Fergy is out then we will say they are like Madrid


Hala Madrid

u shall live 2 see!

ZUBY77: You forgot Avram Grant.. Scolari, etc
I m still thinking. There must be more

oh my bad!I dn 4get wahlai

I jst dey laugh @ chelsea fans:

SIR ALEX FERGUSION
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Jose mourinho
Guus hidink
Carlo ancelloti
Andre vila boas
Roberto di mateo

And ofcus rafael benitez were al sacked!

Tanks a lot SIR ALEX

Fortunately or unfortunately goal.com just stated it's DAVID MOYES!


I tink he is not dat bad is he??

In idris's voice

Oh my God can u safe my soul

Am in school wit my(I dn 4get)

My lecturer want 2 av sex wit me

My HOD wana(I dn 4get)

Excuse me nairalanders I don't kno wat to do!


Mehn we don miss good music 4 naija!

elampiro: 1. ....and can you tell us what happened the last time Man United met Chelsea in the Champions league? Then also what happened between them in the EPL same year. You have said the officiating in UCL is better.

2. Can you mention with evidence the number of matches United were favoured with referees errors this season? b.Then compared with the number of matches they were disfavoured? C. Also get statistics of that of City , Arsenal and co, then we can return here and compare. This season alone, City have won from two offside goal and got a draw from an opponent good goal disallowed.

3. How have you forgotten that the last time Chelsea won EPL it has to be a point above United, if Drogba's clear offside goal had been disallowed, United would have been champions. Drogba was at least 2 yards offside when the ball was passed to him. The previous year it was a dubious penalty against Michael Carrick that earned Chelsea a 2-1 controversial victory, yet United won the league. In 2011 it was a controversial penalty against Smalling that sent Chelsea 2-1 up in the league and Luis ought to have been given a black card for several malicious tackles. But in same year it was a different ball game in the UCL. The last I checked, the times United had beaten Chelsea in the EPL, the scoreline were heavy. 3-0, 3-1, etc.

I wanted to ignore you, but now, I decided to teach you some football.

hey bro are u new on dis thread??if u are nt,I tink u ought 2 know dat nobody on this thread replies dis guy..we al do ignore him...u jst wasted ur precious time lecturing him..he wnt stop ranting rili...

Tolexander: If there were no exams?
Then all of us would come first and no one would come last like our fathers.

There wont be GP.

I wouldn't have any repeat in OAU pharmacy school.

I wouldn't tried befriending my teachers to upgrade me.

I wouldn't feel inferior to ask the most brilliant gurl in my class out.

SEUN OSEWA WOULDN'T LEAVE OAU ELECTRICAL ELECTRONIC ENGINEERING FOR NAIRALAND.

My parent wouldn't be beating me at the end of each term after collecting my report card.

I would be very rich in school because there wouldn't be reason to spend my money on expo.

u mean seun didn't finish @oau??kin mote senuku soro si??








Is seun a drop out??lol..e dn get money sha

Akpangbon: Ask Wizkid

lol..ur papa..help me ask am na...I go get wizkid contact na in I go stil dey ask NAIRALAND??(Of all sites)

Bros abeg I nid d link 4 d audio

Who is vector abeg??I tot he has yawere tan ode ti ja woja!


Mi
Iceprince
Jesse
Olamide
Boogie
Splash

Are d ones allowed 2 rap in naija

Lil wayne ft olamide

Drake ft olamide

2chainz ft olamide

Teargas ft olamide

Jayz ft olamide

Rihana ft olamide

Beyonce ft olamide

Nicki minaj ft olamide





Whoelse??lwkm...#durosoke#

Maybe it's only me rili...I tink I heard goldies voice on the chorus of dat song..wat bout u guys??

koonbey: Some People Think Before they Talk,Some think after they Talk,after going through your Posts on this Thread;I have to Conclude that you dont think at all,whether before or after you talk.

You say the number of Intelligent Students In Nigeria is Dropping;you think YOU're intelligent?if you were,you would find a less insensitive way to pass you message accross,stupid as it may be. You come here to Brag about Scoring 257 in UTME,tell us the Year,was it not a Time when JAMB was still Fair and Accurate?On the release of your Results that Year,were there Complaints on the Scale we have them This Year? Think.

You Scored 257,in MY O level result(WAEC),I had 6 distinctions,four of those being As,Four of those being the same Subjects I wrote in the UTME;what is the Probability that someone like me would score 207 I KNOW what I Wrote,or shaded as it were and I know what I ought to have Scored.Before you start Saying maybe I cheated,no I didnt;I did not look at the questions,copy answers or change my Paper Type. I simply did not feel I needed it;the Number of Competitions in which I've represented my State might have been part of that confidence,who knows?

If I sound like I'm Bragging,then so it is,One's UTME score ought to be a Measure of how Brilliant one is,but in this day where we get given Random Scores..we have to Brag a little so that People like you will understand that you are not as Intelligent as you might think.

Please do us all on this Thread a Favor and THINK before you Post again. Peace.

leave dem naw..wat excuse wld we make dat won't sound so lame.....#on2 d nxt1#














Bt next year far oo...lwkm(dis aint funi rili I am suffering jst smiling)..dough u can stil write post ume's wit 207 bro..

Lwkm..- jst dey laff since saturday..abi if mata don pass crying watin remain??I dn't even know wat next 2 do wit ma life..finished 2011 bt do u know dat by next year my mates wld already be final year students??....so dis intimidation still gonna continue 4 a whole year??ve bin indoors since ystdae cus I dn't how 2 tel my peepz,nabors dat I failed jamb...cus al eyes was already on me,it was hightime I left house and here I am stil failed jamb??and u here stil preaching 2 me dat old sh*t dat"delaying is not denial"wen I can't even say hi 2 my 4wends on fcbuk since I finished jst 2 avoid d question"and where are u naw?"



And 2 u all saying we failed cus we didn't read or cus we used expo...honestly I dnt know wat 2 say 2 u guys..jst dan ur own sef go meet u!#wat next naw#