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Abegiiii!
She went to a Church at the Hill side (CHURCHILL) and found a dick, only for her to say that the dick doesn't stand erect for a long time on the CHURCHILL.
Then, she went Delta to look for another dick in Kpokpo garri (KPOKPOGRI), only for her to discover that it was not easy to chew Kpokpo garri, plus it not being to healthy for consumption.
Now, she must have missed her mum who must have given a lot of balanced diet (balanced lessons about life & marriage), hence, the remembrance.

And here I am my girlfriend complains that I don't cum on time. And she thinks I am having some medical issues or may be it's because of the condom.
And yet she was into a relationship before I met her. I don't know if her former boyfriend is just 2 minutes man, or may be I am the problem.

Olarewaju89:
And so...

What do you want us to do with this news na?

If he like let him wear 71 or 17 and that is not our business.

AN ARSENAL FAN SPOTTED

ATTENTION! ATTENTION!! ATTENTION!!!
I hereby call on US Air force to come to the rescue of Arsenal as there are reports that they have currently been bombarded by four Afghan Taliban Suicide Bombers...there may be more attacks, please help.

This new song this guy now sings is fishy, is he trying to get sympathy from this Fulani Government for all the bashing he's been giving them so that when he, eventually, returns to Nigeria, he will not be in trouble?

It's not a joking matter. It's painful when you take your relationship with someone serious but reverse is the case with the other person. And when God is no longer in support of it, then it's dead already.

Lol. You better go check your BP.[/quote]

Wrong, tiresome and heart-breaking! Emotionally, physically and spiritually-draining!
Patiently waiting for the right time to break out and have my peace back.

frozen70:
I will give you enough time so that when I want to deal with you, I won't give up or have pity on the person

On point here! I tried to exhaust my patience so that when I say it's over I won't regret it but rejoice over it, and I bet other people will support the idea and appreciate me for being patient enough.

Who sent him in the first place to marry Kim?
He wanted to be like Jay Zee and Beyonce!!

Darkseid:
What if I come tell you say my papa Samsung R220 from 2001 still dey with me and it still works, just that the battery is bad. I still have the carton of all the phones that I've bought from 2005 till date

You're not just a witch/wizard, you are those types that hold people's Destiny ����

Citizen to win 2:1, trust me...sure odd

TheStakeHolder:
Spare the rod and spoil the child.

Withhold not correction from
the child: for if thou beatest
him with the rod, he shall not
die.

◄ Proverbs 23:13 ►

MAY YOUR CHILDREN, AND CHILDREN'S CHILDREN RECEIVE SUCH TREATMENT AS A FORM OF CORRECTION CONTINUOUSLY IN LIFE, AMEN

Laughnow419:
Our gathering this evening

Where two or three are gathered together in His name, He's there in their midst.

He should buy such an expensive weavon for you to wear on that your head that can't even spell PURSE ( she spelt "PAUSE" )

Mine is also very beautiful, but in different structure.

nwaezeemmanuel:
You know those movies that will keep you watching for the fight scenes, stunts and energy!

Is There An Action Movie That Registers A Special Place In Your Heart?!

Feel free to drop the title, someone might be getting a movie recommendation here.

THE THREE IDIOTS (INDIAN)
GHAJINI (INDIAN)
LIKE STARS ON EARTH (INDIAN)
CONFUSION (NIGERIAN)
HOME ALONE (AMERICAN)
BABY'S DAY OUT (AMERICAN)

Uyi168:
...
'O sing my soul and praise the lord'..
This one doesnt rhyme at all..
I'll stick to my 'osing sing o,praise thy lord..

...it is: Praise the Lord, oh singer sing on, praise the Lord.

Messi is a LIZARD:Lion In Zoo And Roaring Delightfully.
Ronaldo is the GOAT: Greatest Of All Time

For my Bible says: "BLESSED ARE THE PEACE MAKERS, FOR THEY SHALL BE CALLED THE CHILDREN OF GOD" Matt. 5:9
Trump and Netanyahu are children of God (as well as American and Israel)

dre11:
SOURCE

The picture is like:

Trump: bet, I will win this forthcoming election

Putin: I bet, you can't win.

Sometimes I wonder if these things were invoked into existence, based on our own backwardness.
May God help us in Jesus Name!

Serginho:
Seven women were found dead in a beauty salon in the Rijau Local Government Area of Niger State on Thursday, July 30.

The spokesperson of the state police command, Wasiu Abiodun, who confirmed this to newsmen, said the victims, two married women and five single ladies, had gone to the salon to make their hair in preparation for Sallah when they met their untimely death.

Eyewitnesses say the women died from inhaling fumes from the generator used in the salon. The area had experienced a heavy downpour that Thursday, which affected their power supply. In order to continue servicing her customers, the salon owner reportedly brought in a generator into the salon and closed the door. The women sadly inhaled the fumes, causing them to choke to death. While five of them died on the spot, two others died in the hospital where they were rushed to...

FULL STORY:https://www.topgistpedia.com/2020/08/seven-women-found-dead-in-beauty-salon.html?m=1

Our Government share a considerable proportion of this tragedy.
Anyways, RIP to the dead.

ProsperChild:
Source:https://authorityngr.com/2020/08/03/pay-your-third-term-school-fees-fg-tells-students/

Thi must be a joke!

ebuk4real:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/punchng.com/n64bn-unimaid-fence/%3famp=1

Isn't that enough to start a university?

[quote author=bluefilm post=91854054]Nekwa onye ala a!

Who cares what your thought really are?

Nonsense.



You didn't care but ended up quoting me.
May be you didn't acquire common sense in your DNA!
Well, I can understand that you don't give what you don't have! Hence, I am not surprised at your D-CSDS

bluefilm:
No matter how much you try to twist or deny it, oshiomole still fine pass your papa, your mama, you and all your siblings put together.

Your response confirms my claim.
Meanwhile, my comment was based on your talking anyhow, and not even the fine or not fine issue.
But your lack of understanding has caused you to expose your insecurity and inferiority complex.

bluefilm:
Who doesn't know that yet?

Ferguson made sure of them ALWAYS getting that type of favors before he left the center stage.

Before the era of VAR if you recall, they had all the EPL referees in their pocket.

So no be today!

Mumu talk, you must have come from oshiomole's lineage

Self deceit, if actually you did summon any spirit, it's that of a demon and not any of the dead.

Mraphel:
Crime has tripled during Obaseki government. Killings here and there. Another four term will be disastrous

Paid APC mis.creant
What would you say of Kastina Governor, even your God in aso rock?

Mraphel:
Crime has tripled during Obaseki government. Killings here and there. Another four term will be disastrous

Paid APC mis.creant