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I like to be spontaneous

If I like you, I won't even look at your face... And if you tell me you like me, a beast is unleashed. *winks*

If you know, you know

Mynd44:
I actually dont like the Big Brother show sef cos i find it boring but

1. It is called cable TV for a reason. Your regular censorship won't work.

2. Your new BBN that "seeks to promote Nigerian culture" will be a massive failure and look like something produced by NTA because it is not original, it will be a cheap imitation with less than 10% viewership and even much less in interest.

3. Stealing money is also not part of your culture but here we are.

4. Runsewe should be more busy promoting festivals like Osun, Ojude Oba, Calabar festival, New Yam festival, Argungun festival and the likes not worrying his head about a TV show.

5. Live sex scenes are affecting her sensibilities and for some reason, she didn't flip the station to the boring African Magic Yoruba, Igbo or Hausa?

6. The show is rated. If any child is watching it, it is more of the fault of the parent than that of the child or the show itself.

Spot on... Especially number 3. I don't mind paying people not to watch that show(if I can afford it ba) ... that's how much I detest it. Just when u think Zee world is annoying enough, they switch channel to bbn.

Somebody do us something for this country ni?

realstars:
porthacut port harcourt, onne, warri calabar, onicha, port are not put into full operation.because they are all in the south south.

If this ports where in the North, Ngerian money will make it lively. And only the northeners will partake in the shipping deal.
As in the case of gold, and cow, that they are the only controllers.
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Just like Baro port in Niger state is heavily flourishing abi? Some of you just like trouble.

dirtydiva:
Just look at ds captain, I believe some them are behind the deaths of our fine soldiers ambushed by Boko Haram as a result of bn a mole, if a captain could stood so low working for Wadume what else can he not do if bn reached out to by foreign agents to sell the country out?

Some may be doing that already

ubunja:
society and the media are the two different things we live under. society is your family, neighbour and church and hood.and the media is your tv, radio, internet forum,social networks ,magazines,radio etc.
society will shame single women just like society shames fat women;but the media (generally controlled by Feminists and usually very sympathetic to them) uses its power to flip the coin. on TV fat women are glorified under the Body Acceptance movement.and movements like Big is Beautiful get promotion. anyone negative towards women is censored. everyone is forced to be Politically Correct. an example: Mrs and Miss are being phased out since they reveal who is single and who is married.instead the neutral term Ms is being promoted.

the media is the one shaming men and glorifying spinsters. just listen to them going on TV and saying sh!t like "marriage is not for all women", or "marriage is another tool of the patriarchy designed to oppress women".
see how every movie ends with a Player deciding to be honourable and commit to one woman.
this sh!t is real.

I'm gonna try and read all your topics from November 30, 2017. Don't know how I've missed your name all the while.
Thanks for sharing

anonimi:
All these politicians have your imams and pastors numbers on speed dial to connect with the God that you are praying to.
Wake up and shine your eyes.


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What has that got to do with what I said? And how has shining your eyes changed the issue the topic raised since '99?

God is watching and posterity will certainly judge you all.
Watch out for karma!

When you read 'help', 'husband ' and 'weird'in the same sentence, trust me, food is usually the last thing that crosses one's mind.

The topic and content no tally o.....

ubunja:
This is the truth

Lol

joseph1832:
Take style dey look for trouble oh. Lol.

Same thought... Lol

CosmicPhoenix:

money can only buy a lady's attention.

Well put

PUSSYHOE:
We all know who ubunja is on this forum, For the past two years i have been vehemently following and exhibiting his threads and it worked all the time. One thing i have realized for the past two years is i have become less attached to females emotionally, i dont feel any passion whatsoever, i don't day dream nor long for any girl. I lost my ability to feel for the opposite sex and that is the only disadvantage of his miseducations but these are what i gained:

1) I've had more pleasure(sex) in the last two years than all my dating years combined

2) I've save more money in the last two years than all my previous years combined, because i know all female tricks of exploiting.

3) Also i have developed cognitively and socially and well focused on projects and inventions, with no external responsibility and distraction.

I gained all these but lost one thing -LOVE.

Trust me, you're on the right track. The only love that's sincere is mother's... The rest na prep for hurt. Be forearmed.

XhosaNostra:
A bottle served a little warmer than usual

Wicked! Lol

TheGuyNextDoor:
Just for slapping suspect ooo. Here in Nigeria, if a cop kills, he might be transfered to Cover him up and lie to the public that he has been dismissed.

But when soldiers kill them, they will start crying and be begging general public to help them.

You call it just? I'm not sure there's any hope in this country if up to 1% of Nigerians reason like this

cenaman:
One day Nigeria Police Force will be like America Police Department.

Future impossible tense

daewoorazer:
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If rule of law works like this with the Nigerian police, no police officer will remain in line of duty.

They are the most uncivilized and uncultured humans in black with absolutely NO respect for human lives
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Too mild... I'm not sure you've had an unfortunate encounter with them

I admire this Ubunja of a guy: quite blunt, no emotions or hard feelings and Pastie seems to understand that too and that's they're getting along smooth.

I 'think' fountainofyouth misunderstands this that's why she's dragging him down the mud. You keep expressing disdain and replying every post of his. You guys should get a room please.

Then someone came along with their frustrations on the OP with name-calling. Very uncalled for.

Another one is trying to kiss our dear SA girl, thanks to djoe21 for Calling our attention... Stop it!

Okay...so IMHO no biggie and I actually avoid them Sha. Different strokes you'd say. But I like the topic. OP find happiness cos virginity doesn't guarantee anything in the long run. If you know what I mean. Kudos!

Na every country we dey get embassy sef?

Martinez39:
@marttol

Never treat a girl like she is too special and irreplaceable. Let every girl know that she can be replaced and for goodness' sake, get some self respect. People with self respect do not tolerate sh!t and are ready to call it quit. Either she is in or out. If she wants out, let her go. If she wants in but is behaving unseriously and badly, show her the door. Don't act like she is a golden trophy that must be won and kept by all means.

From the look of things and the way you've described her, call her now and end the relationship. Don't tell her way you are ending it, just say you are no longer interested.

You sure have the best advice.

OP please read and assimilate this post twice, three times a day for 7 days. Then see a doctor if nothing changes in you.

marttol:
but she doesn't dress like a runs girl,though she ONLY WEARS TIGHT SKIRT,and doesn't make up or use earrings and she is extremely beautiful.

Do you even know how you sound here?

Stop attracting insults to yourself abeg... damn it!

Nyamiri:
No, they didn't get judgement. You can go to court on his behalf since your destiny is to defend thieves.

One would think you are a beneficiary of these thefts, but no. You're just a hungry, scrawny nobody.

Guy! We're you a boxing champ in your former life?

Savagery!

midolian:
Nothing wey Amaka no go hear for salon...

You asked your pastor, he said she is free and seriously needs companion and you are still thinking your pastor is not the right person to discuss your intentions with cos he is not good in that aspect?..who told you he is not good in that aspect? Or what more do you need to say before the pastor will understand you want to have sex and make more babies with the widow?

I am not mocking your situation o! but man, you never ready. If you are ready, with all what you have narrated here, the woman knows you are "cumming" and has been expecting you...Don't be like Atiku who has failed to "cum" for a long time now...

Take your shot...worst case scenario, she go tell you say she no do...I won't advise you to go for a fresh babe as I will be spoiling market for the widow who must have been calling on God to send her a 'helper'..

Come my oga, Wetin you get with 'cum' sef?

ElsonMorali:
Lol.

First it's not about party. Power was probably better during the military era.
Every successive Nigerian government has shown it lacks the will to deal with the near comatose electricity situation of Nigeria.

Second, I'm not so sure what your state governor can do since electricity generation and distribution falls under the Federal government's purview. Don't ask me why though.

Thank you....that's if you're not deliberately defending either the govt or the power companies.

We however cannot continue to exist on excuses for failures when they come begging for your votes to clinch same office they've proved themselves unworthy of occupying. And I honestly disagree there's absolutely nothing a determined state govt can do about anything that affects its indigenes' livelihood. I beg to differ on that.
Besides I only mentioned electricity... Let's not even go near decaying infrastructures in all ramifications, nepotism has even taken over the order of the day.

We'll surely survive and have something to remember your regime for. Keep deceiving yourself that you're untouchable! We're watching and posterity will surely judge all of you.

These parties don't even know how to choose candidates. Spits*

Jaqenhghar:
I dey face my front na you suppose face wetin dey your front. Insecurity and misery, your daily companion

Nooo. You called us donkeys and shithole. Wetin we do you?

Our Country, our problem

Whatever rocks your boat man

NinjaMetahuman:
what is childish in asking someone who has held political office how he spends lavishly?

The question would have been childish if reno is not a politician.

Its just funny how some people think the answer is savage or appropriate.
Then they want everything to just suddenly get better without holding politician accountable.

It's Reno's answer I find childish, and I'm sure he didn't have a genuine response.

Jaqenhghar:
Why should they be in that shithole?

Ehn oya face your front na.

midolian:
Nothing wey Amaka no go hear for salon...

You asked your pastor, he said she is free and seriously needs companion and you are still thinking your pastor is not the right person to discuss your intentions with cos he is not good in that aspect..who told you he is not good in that aspect? Or what more do you need to say before the pastor will understand you want to have sex and make more babies with the widow?

Come o! so you've been in mx all along?

AntiWailer:
Move close.

Help her out with some stuffs.

Ask about her well being.

Call and chat her from time to time.

You will know if u need to cross the line or not from there.

Everybody responds to care unless they can't stand u at all

Correct man!

Trust me, she knows. Just man up and be close to her: be friends for a start and let your behavior do the rest...be nice to her and the kids also.
Widows sharp pass em em u know them na.

Modified: don't mind all these posters below, na envy.
And don't go 'kwarfing' the poor woman and runaway o!
We now have e-thunder!

thesicilian:
The tables are turning. Before it used to be the US warning it's citizens travelling to other countries.

What goes around comes around