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Romance › Re: So I Approached A Girl Today. #rantthread. by Gaspardd(op): 10:37pm On Mar 17, 2019
xendra:
lol some of you men can be very annoying and irritating in your approach, see how bitter you sound as if it's by force.
now you come here and drop your own side of the story to make her look bad. Ode!
I bet there are so many nice guys you re forming an unattainable elite for right? I hope you remember all that when you start questioning God about how all men re scum.
Romance › Re: So I Approached A Girl Today. #rantthread. by Gaspardd(op): 10:30pm On Mar 17, 2019
dxpecial:
share your story and pls mention me!!!
No problem bro.... i have one i want to share it might not be fun but def its sth that shattered my reality. i will mention you when i get it out.
Romance › Re: So I Approached A Girl Today. #rantthread. by Gaspardd(op): 8:10pm On Mar 17, 2019
PrimadonnaO:
I don't know if this is a cooked-up story...

But, it's not really cool deliberately embarrassing someone who meant you no harm. I don't understand why some girls do that. Guys are human beings and they have feelings, too. A guy walks up to you to talk to you and you're making a fool of him.

Simple courtesy doesn't hurt. You don't have to indulge him, but be nice and civil in discharging him... especially if he approached you nice and civilly, too.
Tell them o, if them like make them hear if them like make them no hear. We go dey see later
Romance › Re: So I Approached A Girl Today. #rantthread. by Gaspardd(op): 8:09pm On Mar 17, 2019
MariaLavina:
grin grin
Iyaff pain this one... grin oya sorry tongue
Be doing yanga there, 5yrs is not a long time. Enjoy urself while it lasts
Romance › Re: So I Approached A Girl Today. #rantthread. by Gaspardd(op): 9:36pm On Mar 16, 2019
MariaLavina:
Mtcheeeewww if I type what's on my mind ehn....

Awon Joseph the dreamers, 5 years kill you there. That lady should have spat on your head.angry
Spat kee you there too shocked shocked
Romance › Re: So I Approached A Girl Today. #rantthread. by Gaspardd(op): 9:31pm On Mar 16, 2019
kollinzgee:
comeon gaspard be a man! stop viewing women from the negative side so they show you their positive side.if you view all women as nasty,bitches,goldigger,insultive,material those are the type of women you will keep seeing almost all your life .the way you even approach her was even wrong in the first place....
I shld have knelt down, bowed b4 her and call her a princess?
Romance › Re: So I Approached A Girl Today. #rantthread. by Gaspardd(op): 9:30pm On Mar 16, 2019
Jcole1985:
Gasparrd,always up with one story of a girl he met or the other,he was writing nonsense untill I saw Pocohantas.To be truthful though,Poco looks kinda like a MILF really,I follow her secretly on FB
Yea i go out a lot, have many crazy stories from my 30 days challenge but its for me and my friend's consumption, but i might share story soon tho.
Romance › Re: So I Approached A Girl Today. #rantthread. by Gaspardd(op): 8:29pm On Mar 16, 2019
Or11:
Did she look like the 17yr old that made u feel horñy in your last thread? Nigerian R Kelly
Fùck you
Romance › So I Approached A Girl Today. #rantthread. by Gaspardd(op): 7:41pm On Mar 16, 2019
During break at work, today being saturday and not too busy, my friend and i decided to go out to eat and ya'know see d world and stuff. When all was done we were heading back to work when i sighted a young lady by the side of the road i sensed she was waiting to get a cab or sth and that means we wud be heading thesame direction, so i just tot i shld say hi to her while my friend go start the hilux.

Now since i work at site which is more or less like a desert, you dress to fit your working conditon. I was on a fucking boot, cement dust stained trouser and a fùcking Tshirt plus a dark shade.
That said about me, i approached her and i noticed she was on earpiece and overtly shaking and hummdin to some song (which to me is stupid).
Gaspard..Hi
Stupid lady....(Seemed startled)
Gaspard...Hmmm im sorry i had to disturb you but i just wanted to say hi
Stupid lady...Hmmm erhmm what!!!? Oh ok what do you want?
Gaspard...You look nice, just wanted to meet you.
Stupid lady....I am listening.
Gaspard...why you gotta make it seem like im here to beg for money?
Stupid lady...(She looked at me from head to toe and spat on the ground).

Seconds later a black tundra appeared and she hopped in leaving me standing alone with my hands in pocket and the whole world watching me walking back to my friend and it was a walk of shame.

I told my friend what happened and dude was just laffin. Not at me but at Nigerian girl's stupidity. Whats wrong with politely excusing herself?
We joked about how all this bìtches will be fatter and uglier and we will be richer and successful in 5yrs time, and how they wud be the one changing their names from pocohantaß to sis joy or sis merci jumping from churches to churches(same way they re jumpin from benx to another now) and acting overly nice just to seek the favour of we the nice guys they vehemently rejected back then.
Dont worry we will be waiting for you and we will see who will have the last spit and last laugh.

#Rantover
Education › Re: Just Saw My Cgpa, What Are My Chances. by Gaspardd(m): 9:47am On Mar 13, 2019
Lol, U see u re going to graduate with 5.0 insha allah. And then you re gonna be lucky to get a job and you re gonna be working hard to make money (so that he can buy the latest cars and travel round the world with his oloshos) for sn who didnt go to sch and got that position cuz he knows sn that knows sn.
Futhermore sn who doesnt even match ur knowledge in that field will be promoted to boss you around cus he knows how to bribe d oga at d top with drinks or women.
And thats assuming u re lucky to get a job which is a very very slight chance.
Romance › Re: There Is A 17yo Makin Me Feel Hòrny Right Now by Gaspardd(op): 11:12pm On Mar 12, 2019
atilla:
GaspaRrd how old r u bro?
27.76yrs old
Romance › Re: There Is A 17yo Makin Me Feel Hòrny Right Now by Gaspardd(op): 2:13pm On Mar 12, 2019
PSTEMMA1960:
At OP let me advice u from my experience...... Though u may not take it because of konji..

Stay away from that girl....because if u sleep with her she will always come back for more even when u are no more interested . .

And if u fail to comply believe me she will tell few of her friends.
One time i called her on fone, she asked if i cud speak with one of her friends and i declined. Wtf.. i was like i'm 10yrs older than this chickens. So i am sure she must have been saying sths to her friends about me, not sure what it is but certainly she has.
Romance › Re: There Is A 17yo Makin Me Feel Hòrny Right Now by Gaspardd(op): 2:09pm On Mar 12, 2019
meobizy:
This is a troll, abi?
I’ve noticed the most frequented sub forums here Romance, Sexuality and Politics are the only sections where trolls exist.
I find it pitiful that to ensure one gets attention they go the extra mile of ensuring their audience comes from only highly patronized areas.
I am sensing u re a nerd who lives a triangular life. I.e work/sch - church/or whatever - home.
I am just an average broke naija nigga earning shìt at work and live a normal life in a very decent environment. If u re like me, the exp at d OP is just normal day occurrence and there is no big deal in sharing dumbass
Romance › Re: There Is A 17yo Makin Me Feel Hòrny Right Now by Gaspardd(op): 9:43am On Mar 12, 2019
ceeroh:
All these sec school girls sef... Very tempting grin

Me sef get one wey I dey eye, we don dey talk sef but it's soo obvious she's not yet matured. She can't even be discreet. Always hyperactive and excited whenever she sees me. I go just behave coded like big bro, cos na same street. If I con smash am, she no go even let me rest again. And na f*ck up, cos I'm highly respected in my neighborhood.
We re in d same shoe right now. I dont kno if i shld just let it slide or i shld just let things roll. She is d aggressive one here. But if i shld let it slide, i know her feelings for me wont last and i will regret it.
Romance › Re: There Is A 17yo Makin Me Feel Hòrny Right Now by Gaspardd(op): 7:34am On Mar 12, 2019
Obainoneandonly:
bro d pvssy is yours for the eating....if u don't fvck it now you will definitely regret it in d nearest future....u won't have dis type of opportunity in The next 4-5 years,by then she would have become a big, high class slay queen and u will have yourself to blame...... take my advice bro ,and do d needful.....am telling you out of experience
This again lol...the worst emotional pain is the feeling of regret...guess i would def go on with this
Romance › Re: There Is A 17yo Makin Me Feel Hòrny Right Now by Gaspardd(op): 5:46am On Mar 12, 2019
lonelydora:
Do not engage in street romance, bro. Your name will be stained in the nearest future
Hmmmm, this made me have a serious rethink
Romance › Re: There Is A 17yo Makin Me Feel Hòrny Right Now by Gaspardd(op): 8:46pm On Mar 11, 2019
amaniro:
That's your business. She's still a minor.
Dont worry, she is in safe hands
Romance › Re: There Is A 17yo Makin Me Feel Hòrny Right Now by Gaspardd(op): 8:41pm On Mar 11, 2019
lilmax:
wait till she's 18
She looks 20 angry angry
Romance › Re: There Is A 17yo Makin Me Feel Hòrny Right Now by Gaspardd(op): 8:38pm On Mar 11, 2019
amaniro:
PEDOPHILE
The most endearing term thats has ever been used on me is "dear" most of the girls ive dated called me by my name. But this girl calls me "baby" i mean that name just weak me.

Have you ever been called baby b4?
Romance › Re: There Is A 17yo Makin Me Feel Hòrny Right Now by Gaspardd(op): 8:31pm On Mar 11, 2019
Eroms4life17:
Chairman, na scandal you take dey play so. you better carry that your prick go fvck ashawo than to start what u cannot finish
Pessimist. I am always in favour of love cus its a beautiful thing.
Romance › There Is A 17yo Makin Me Feel Hòrny Right Now by Gaspardd(op): 8:24pm On Mar 11, 2019
She's a sec girl, just imagine those light skinned cute sec sch girls, they re still upcoming but surely they have a glorious future.

Shes a neighbour, used to greet her mum a lot cus she has a cute daughter.. daughter in turn greets me a lot until we got close enuf to exchange digits, i kept my distance cus (Mi o le je ki omode fi agba sere) but shes been randomly sendin me some raunchy pics on whatsapp and calling me baby and i cant resist huh huh.
It feels awkward but damn at d same time it feels good. I'm torn btw this two feelings.
Romance › Re: O je Wa Ka Eng : Nairaland Edition by Gaspardd(m): 8:06pm On Mar 11, 2019
Right now, im trying to press this pimples on my face but its as solid and immovable like rock of gilbratar
Romance › Re: What Is The 'brokest' You Have Ever Been? by Gaspardd(m): 8:01pm On Mar 11, 2019
Ive gone through almost all d ordeals narrated on this thread.
But like they say, whenever the student is ready, the teacher appears. #Nevergiveup.
Romance › Unpopular Opinion..True Love Actually Exist by Gaspardd(op): 12:55pm On Mar 09, 2019
Usually when two pple meet, the lady thinks of ways to extort this dude or how she wud tie him down just to fufill her family fantasy, the dude on the other hand thinks of means to fufill his sexual fantasies with this lady. Now the lady pretends to be nice and shìt and the dude tries to be alpha by employing some ubunja tatics just to extort or he buys the girl some gifts, but the giving is not the intention, the sex is the intention but giving is just a bait and when they both get hooked then BOOM. The real personality will rear its ugly head up out of nowhere and both parties will start yelling ..hmmm ernnn ahhhh love is a scam, men are scum bullshìt.
Thats d type of love thats common esp among Nigerians thanks to our greedy, useless girls(not all but 95%).
Its just like two beggars meeting looking for means to take from each other. Now none of them has what they re looking for, just picture how this would end in a pitiable disaster which is typical of most relationships.

The other type of love is when two pple meet with the intention of bettering the life of eachother this entails selflessness to a degree, they give to eachother not as a bait, but because they re already fufilled. They re like a cup filled with water, overflowing that runneth over.
They derive joy in giving, esp when the other party accepts their gifts. Example of this is btw mother and a child(i remember when my mum called me and told me she was sad cus i didnt like the clothe she bought me), but it can still be replicated in a relationship.

Now there are some pple that will always choose to be a parasite, they see every relationship as a survival of the fittest or the most cunny(again ubunja and his fanboys) in this case you establish some boundaries or you can easily screen them out and move on. Scenario when you meet beggars, you just give them whatever you can afford at the moment (boundary) or you just ignore them (screening them out) and you move on leaving them to their filth.

My mentality when meeting a girl is to never leave her thesame way i met her. I will have to help or impact her life in a positive way. This way i am not lookin to take from her. One time i was dating a girl who runs a food biz, my friends used to tell me how lucky i am cuz they think i would be eating free food but nope i never entertained that. I was working and what was in my mind was to even help her boost her biz and if i cudnt do that i shld just let her be, instead of taking from her by eating free food.

Futhermore some pple say love is meant to last forever, well its not meant to. True love is freedom, and freedom meaning it doesnt pledge an allegiance to anybody.
Love is Freedom.... it means it can last ranging for just a moment to whatever span of time. And the best thing to do is to be thankful for those momentswhatever the duration. But when you bind pple together for whatever reason or through whatever means then you have killed freedom and inadvertently you have killed love.

Lastly to each individual i will say..stop waiting for pple to do things for you, nobody owes you jack shìt be thankful for whatever you get however little it is. Improve on your life, be nice, live and let live.
Romance › Re: Pls What Does It Mean If A Lady Tells You To Keep An Open Heart by Gaspardd(m): 6:34pm On Mar 08, 2019
Its means just the same thing the noise of a generator sounds...i.e it doesnt mean shìt.
Romance › Re: MISEDUCATION REACTIONS: How Ubunja Made Funmisticqueen Act Childish. by Gaspardd(m): 12:43pm On Mar 04, 2019
Lol fùcking kids.

While one is a frustrated sex starved chump trying to get back at women for whatever wrong they did to his pathetic sef, the other is on menopause trying to make herself relevant just to hide from depression undecided undecided undecided
Romance › Re: Boyfriends Ranked Best To Worst Based On Zodiac Sign by Gaspardd(m): 11:16am On Mar 03, 2019
You re right, im Gemini and i am a real gentleman
Romance › Re: Have You Ever Misunderstood A Girl's Green Light before? by Gaspardd(op): 7:44am On Mar 03, 2019
sharpwriter:
Hahahahaha ....abeg come finish yur story ... did you not see her again ; the following semester and years or yu wanna tell us yu both never spoke again till yu passed out? What became of her eventually before leaving school? cheesy cheesy
I never spoke with her again, saw her couple of times but i ignored her although its mutual. But all this happened 8yrs ago and so many transformation has taken place
Romance › Re: Have You Ever Misunderstood A Girl's Green Light before? by Gaspardd(op): 7:40am On Mar 03, 2019
adanny01:
My story.

Just secondary after school waiting for admission, there was this sweet girl living with a family in the same quarters. We were good friends until i developed feelings for her. I had very little courage but mustered it to approach her. After jisting one night, she was walking me down the street, i began my pre-planned moves trying to be more than friends. The girl cut me short with a wave of hand to my face saying, "hold it there, are you toasting me. You are disrespecting me. We are age mates and i cant go out with you. I date only people who are older and matured not boys like you." She said a couple of things that stoned me. I said sorry, tried to do damage control and later bade her goodnight.

I never spoke to her about it again even though we remained very close friends. Infact our friendship grew stronger after i made that attempt. I was shocked one day she gave me water in her house with all the respectful gestures she would her own father. I was shocked or confused to see her change of behaviour. I swore i wasnt gonna attempt again so i wont be humiliated.

To cut the long story short, i later asked another girl out and she agreed same day (my wife today). The other girl wasnt happy with me and our friendship suffered. About 10 years later, we met, she told me how she just played hard to get and i abandoned her. That she was so in love with me but i misread the signs. I just told her it was destiny.
This is so touching bro infact i literally felt touched
Romance › Re: Have You Ever Misunderstood A Girl's Green Light before? by Gaspardd(op): 11:43pm On Mar 02, 2019
futurism:
You better put a stop to that nonsense. I was once like you sha... by now, your heart don bandage wella grin grin grin I stopped giving a fiuck about them women for real
This bro.... things is, after so so many heart breaks i stopped giving a shit about heart breaks cuz what d hell? I am used to it and so the shìt doesnt matter to me anymore.
Romance › Re: Have You Ever Misunderstood A Girl's Green Light before? by Gaspardd(op): 6:46am On Mar 02, 2019
SkinnyDude:
what later happened?? did you talk to her the next time?
That exp was like an eye opener for me, more like a rude awakening. Afterwards i stopped giving a shit about green light. I just go for it and see if it will work or not. And about the lady, well we never talked again.

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