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Crime / Re: Nigerian Man Narrates How A Follower And His Friend Ended Up In Togo Prison by gasparpisciotta: 8:23am On Jan 04
Africa is her own greatest enemy.

Meanwhile Nigeria needs to improve her image and diplomatic relationship with these francophone countries, because they have little or no regard for Nigerians.

I also recall a friend’s experience in Mali.

Sad

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Romance / Re: My Chest Is Bigger Than My Wife's Breast by gasparpisciotta: 7:14pm On Jan 03
The only way is for her to fatten up, will you mind if she fattens up?

If not leave her like that.
Dilijingsly:
Just two babies, the breast are now skiny, i don't want to cheat on my wife. What must i do to make it firm or even bigger

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Politics / Re: We’re All Prisoners In Poorly Governed Nigeria, Peter Obi Tells Inmates by gasparpisciotta: 11:06am On Jan 01
Peter Obi learning how to play opposition politics

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Politics / Re: Akeredolu Was Weak In Matters Involving His Wife — Ex-Aide by gasparpisciotta: 8:13pm On Dec 31, 2023
Women can bring down the strongest of men, ask Samson

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Food / Re: See The Fish I Bought With My Hard-Earned ₦1k by gasparpisciotta: 8:10pm On Dec 31, 2023
I like this fish fried and eaten with blended pepper and white rice with beans

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Family / Re: I Want To Cancel The Marriage Plans. Is It Worth It? by gasparpisciotta: 8:02pm On Dec 31, 2023
Fxbu:

All this to an adult female hmmm, better get an under age girl.

Adult females can be positively influenced and molded. The man must be a real man
Family / Re: I Want To Cancel The Marriage Plans. Is It Worth It? by gasparpisciotta: 8:00pm On Dec 31, 2023
4reala:

Please, are you married?

Does it make any difference?

Women are wired differently this I know both from personal interactions and other witnesses
Politics / Re: COP28: FG Spends N2.78bn On Estacodes, Airfares by gasparpisciotta: 7:58pm On Dec 31, 2023
Teenaira:


Your first sentence is right, Infact, very right.

Your second sentence is wrong, I am a Nigerian and do not believe Peter Obi is better in any way than any of the other politician. They are one and the same. This is the general view of Nigerians. Make your point and stop campaigning for useless polithiefiance.

It is just a personal opinion bro, doesn’t mean PO will be any different.
Politics / Re: COP28: FG Spends N2.78bn On Estacodes, Airfares by gasparpisciotta: 11:18am On Dec 31, 2023
This style of profligacy needs to be completely eradicated in governance.

Reason why many Nigerians believe that Peter Obi is their man

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Romance / Re: I Want To Cancel The Marriage Plans. What Do You Think? by gasparpisciotta: 4:15am On Dec 30, 2023
Marriage is overrated and most people marry the wrong person but manage themselves till they depart either by death or other reasons

1. Never marry a girl out of pity
2. Never marry a woman who does not respect you
3. Never marry a girl you cannot control
4. Never marry a girl who threatens you
5. Never marry a lady who can illegally cohabit with the opposite sex without conscience
6. Don’t ever show your weakness to a woman
7. Don’t marry a lazy girl
8. If you cannot teach, mold, recreate and positively influence her, please let go

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Politics / Re: SA Files Genocide Case Against Israel At UN's World Court (PIX) by gasparpisciotta: 3:52am On Dec 30, 2023
Isreal already mounting flags and planning real estate developments in Gaza, despite the war and devastation
Family / Re: I Want To Cancel The Marriage Plans. Is It Worth It? by gasparpisciotta: 3:47am On Dec 30, 2023
Marriage is overrated and most people marry the wrong person but manage themselves till they depart either by death or other reasons

1. Never marry a girl out of pity
2. Never marry a woman who does not respect you
3. Never marry a girl you cannot control
4. Never marry a girl who threatens you
5. Never marry a lady who can illegally cohabit with the opposite sex without conscience
6. Don’t ever show your weakness to a woman
7. Don’t marry a lazy girl
8. If you cannot teach, mold, recreate and positively influence her, please let go

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Politics / Re: Constabulary Tarnishing Police Image, Needs Separate Uniform – Arase by gasparpisciotta: 6:24am On Dec 29, 2023
Improved welfare package and regular training should be priority before any uniform change

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Romance / Re: My Sex Life Is Disturbing Me by gasparpisciotta: 11:39am On Dec 28, 2023
Why don’t you express yourself with a man, you might be wired differently🤔

Don’t mention please, just a helping hand
Politics / Re: Lagos Still Working With Tinubu’s 20-year Blueprint – Sanwo-olu by gasparpisciotta: 11:23am On Dec 28, 2023
Sanwo Olu needs to come out from this man’s shadows

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Crime / Re: 120 Kilos Of Cocaine Wash Up On Australian Beaches by gasparpisciotta: 11:03am On Dec 27, 2023
Cash out season

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Politics / Re: Bye-Elections: APC Pegs Senatorial Forms At N20m, Reps N10m, State Assembly N2m by gasparpisciotta: 11:09am On Dec 26, 2023
Party will still give money from the applicants to the candidates when they emerge.

Candidates will repay the gesture if they win in the general election.
Phones / Re: Falcon Supernova iPhone 6 Pink Diamond: The Most Expensive Cell Phone In World by gasparpisciotta: 11:05am On Dec 26, 2023
The transaction is in the diamond, the phone is just the side attraction.

Money laundering tactics

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Business / Re: Folorunso Alakija Awarded 6 Offshore Oil Blocks By Sierra Leone Government by gasparpisciotta: 11:32am On Dec 25, 2023
SmartyPants:


Sierra Leone sir.

I know bros
Travel / Re: Commuters Stranded As Motorists Hike Fares In Anambra by gasparpisciotta: 5:55am On Dec 25, 2023
Taking advantage of every situation as usual.

After paying 50% fare discount from Lagos/Abuja, they are being ripped open by jerking fares up to 200% at their destinations

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Politics / Re: Governor Alex Otti Visits President Tinubu In Lagos by gasparpisciotta: 5:53am On Dec 25, 2023
Labor Party governor visits APC president.

Obidients and labor rats on Twitter in the mud

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Business / Re: Folorunso Alakija Awarded 6 Offshore Oil Blocks By Sierra Leone Government by gasparpisciotta: 5:51am On Dec 25, 2023
Babangida awarded this woman an oil block. It is BAT’s turn to award oil blocks too.

Meanwhile congrats to her. Waiting for my own oil block soon 😜

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Politics / Re: Fayemi Urges Nigerians To Pray For Nigeria by gasparpisciotta: 5:47am On Dec 25, 2023
Who does he thinks he is? Issuing a statement via a media office ?

He thinks too highly of himself, failed governor

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Politics / Re: 'Tell Us What Happened In Abuja' - Protesters Besiege Rivers Govt House by gasparpisciotta: 12:32pm On Dec 22, 2023
Political jobbers at work.

Mobilizing people to support the governor is not FOC

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Food / Re: See The Goat Meat Pepper Soup I Made To Reciprocate Love To My Female Neighbor by gasparpisciotta: 9:55am On Dec 22, 2023
Please move this neighbour this neighbor that to the next level, we want more 🤝
Family / Re: Man Celebrate 6 Years Of Marriage, Regret Later(photos) by gasparpisciotta: 9:50am On Dec 22, 2023
Bragging gone wrong
Foreign Affairs / Re: GTA 6 Hacker Sentenced To Life In Hospital Prison Until He's "No Longer A Danger by gasparpisciotta: 9:43am On Dec 22, 2023
Dialpad:
Cant believe the guy is autistic... strange to me

Autism does not translate to ‘dullardism’. Most people with this disorder are geniuses

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Events / Re: Lady Recounts Her Near-death Experience At A Newly-opened Waterpark In Lagos VID by gasparpisciotta: 1:27pm On Dec 18, 2023
Hope Lagos will respond fast enough before we hear stories that touch the heart

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Romance / Re: Fans Shocked At Seyi Vibe's Mystery Lover by gasparpisciotta: 11:35am On Dec 18, 2023
People and jumping to conclusions.

This might be a random fan having a good time.

Anyway there is a man for every woman and vice versa, na you dey look for specs.

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Celebrities / Re: Wizkid And Davido Shutdown Beach As They Hug & Dance Together by gasparpisciotta: 3:24pm On Dec 17, 2023
Na only WizkidFC and 30BG dey fight, the two artists remain cordial.

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Crime / Re: Barrister Brutally Attacks Wife Over A Key In Uyo, Akwa Ibom (Photos) by gasparpisciotta: 6:47pm On Dec 16, 2023
Indecent exposure

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Romance / Re: See The Huge Rat We Killed This Morning by gasparpisciotta: 6:24pm On Dec 16, 2023
Okete dey sweet sha!

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